The 10 Unwritten Rules of College’s Official Sport: Beer Pong

Rule 1: Beer Pong is a Sport for Ladies and Gentlemen. Act Like One.
Competitiveness is encouraged, so is trash talk, but there is a line. Don’t be a sore loser, or a gloating winner. Remember if you are playing at a house where you are not a brother, owner, or roommate, playing scrappy or saying something stupid is a good way to get punched, and don’t expect backup. If you knocked over a cup accidentally, it’s out. If you got beer on the ball while trying to finger a ball out, don’t lie about it. It’s people like you that caused Tupac to get shot.

Rule 2: Winner Holds Table.
Unless they disappear for half an hour, announce that they are done, or are getting laid in the other room, the winner holds table. They get time to re-rack the cups, grab some more beers, take a piss, and make sure the cute girl in the corner knows they won another game. If you are the one holding table, you’re welcome to do all these things, but get back to what is important in life quickly: winning. …show more content…
Done. That means no more beer pong for the rest of the night, unless there is no one else to play and whoever is holding table invites you to play again. Don’t be that guy that comes back with 5 different partners always claiming “this time we’ll win.” Get over it, you