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You giggled happily as your husband carefully tossed you onto his bed. Leonardo crawled on top of your pretty body, showering you with kisses.

Leonardo had just become your husband about two months ago and you were filled with joy. Though it was true you two still lived in the lair, you were perfectly fine with it. There were times you wished you and your husband could be alone, Leo wished that for you and him as well, but it's not like you were complaining.

After the little giggle and kiss fest, you looked up at him. "I take it training went really well?" You asked, to which he chuckled. "Training was pretty casual, nothing new. If you're wondering why I'm so happy, it's because of you!" He began to playfully kiss your neck.

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