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Elmer Ito ay bayan ni juan Hindi bayan ni run Dumating pa sa puntong Ang braso ay may bayanihan Bago magkalimutan Wag magsapilitan Walang papalitan Hindi 'to katatawanan ( chorus ) Wag kang maniniwala sa paligid mo (Hindi lahat ay totoo) Mga naririnig at nakikita mo (Isa-isang isipin 'to) Piliin mo ang iniidolo (Mga ginagawa't binibigkas) Dahil pag-usad ay hindi ganun kadulas Kung ika'y makata sa pinas Kamusta ka na idol Ako nga pala si Elmer Ikaw ang aking idol Ang idol ko na rapper Mula nang marinig ko Ang kanta mong simpleng tao Ako ay nabaliw nung Nilabas mo pa yung lando May bago ka bang album Penge naman ng kopya Meron ako nung luma Ang kaso nga lang pirata Sumusulat din ako Marunong din akong mag rap Gusto mo ipadinig ko sa'yo Wag kang kukurap Di lang ikaw ang idol ko Pati rin yung stickfiggas Bihira lang kasi Sa pilipinas ang matikas Mabilis kang magsalita Pero gangsta ka ba Meron ka na bang baril Nakulong ka na ba Ako rin hindi pa Pero bukas baka sakali May gang doon sa amin Susubukan kong sumali Basta tandaan mo lang Ang pangalan ko ay Elmer Ikaw ang aking idol Ang idol ko na rapper ( chorus ) Wag kang maniniwala sa paligid mo (Hindi lahat ay totoo) Mga naririnig at nakikita mo (Isa-isang isipin 'to) Piliin mo ang iniidolo (Mga ginagawa't binibigkas) Dahil pag-usad ay hindi ganun kadulas Kung ika'y makata sa pinas Gloc9 anong balita Narito ka rin pala Buti napadaan ka Magpapatatoo ka ba Nakita mo ba 'to Ang mga bago kong tatoo Mas maangas daw ang rapper Pag marami kang tatoo At makabayan ang dating Isa pa cool ka Nagpalagay ako ng watawat May flag pole pa Kasi sasali ako sa pa audition Ng isang rapper At maging isang artist Sa kanyang bagong record label Ilan ba ang natanggap Siguro mga singkwenta Binigyan kami ng ticket Para daw aming ibenta Medyo malabo ang sabi n'ya May album pa Eh bakit hindi n'ya malabas Ang album n'ya Ah baka naman busy lang Kaya pare easy lang Kasi mga mayabang lang Ang mahilig magbilang Pero sana maalala mo Ang pangalan ko'y Elmer Ikaw ang aking idol Ang idol ko na rapper ( chorus ) Wag kang maniniwala sa paligid mo (Hindi lahat ay totoo) Mga naririnig at nakikita mo (Isa-isang isipin 'to) Piliin mo ang iniidolo (Mga ginagawa't binibigkas) Dahil pag-usad ay hindi ganun kadulas Kung ika'y makata sa pinas Ito ay bayan ni juan Hindi bayan ni run Dumating pa sa puntong Ang braso ay may bayanihan Bago magkalimutan Wag magsapilitan Walang papalitan Hindi 'to katatawanan

Marry Your Daughter
Intro: C G Am F G

C G
Sir I'm a bit nervous about being here today,

Am F
Still not quite sure what I'm going to say.

C G Am F
So bare with me please if I take up too much of your time.

C G
See in this box is a ring for your oldest,

Am F
She's my everything and all that I know is,

C G Am
It would be such a relief if I knew we were on the same side.

F G
'Cuz very soon I'm hoping that I,

Chorus: C
Can marry your daughter,

G
And make her my wife.

Am F C
I want her to be the only girl that I love for the rest of my life,

G Am F...
And give her the best of me till the day that I die.

F C G
I'm gonna marry your princess and make her my queen.

Am F
She'll be the most beautiful bride that I've ever seen.

C
I can't wait to smile,

G
When she walks down the aisle,

Am
On the arm of her father,

F C
On the day that I marry your daughter.

C G
She's been here every step since the day that we met.

Am F
Scared to death to think of what would happen if she ever left.

C G Am F
So don't you ever worry about me ever treating her bad.

C G
I've got most of the vows done so far.

Am F
So bring on the better or worst, and till death do us part

C
There's no doubt in my mind

G Am
It's time I'm ready to start.

F G...
I swear to you with all of my heart,

Chorus: C
I'm gonna marry your daughter,

G
And make her my wife.

Am F C
I want her to be the only girl that I love for the rest of my life,

G Am F...
And give her the best of me till the day that I die.

F C G
I'm gonna marry your princess and make her my queen.

Am F
She'll be the most beautiful bride that I've ever seen.

C
I can't wait to smile,

G
When she walks down the aisle,

Am
On the arm of her father,

F C
On the day that I marry your daughter.

G Am F...
The first time I saw her I swear I knew that I'd say I do.

Chorus: C
I'm gonna marry your daughter,

G
And make her my wife.

Am F C
I want her to be the only girl that I love for the rest of my life,

G Am F...
And give her the best of me till the day that I die.

F C G
I'm gonna marry your princess and make her my queen.

Am F
She'll be the most beautiful bride that I've ever seen.

C
I can't wait to smile,

G
When she walks down the aisle,

Am
On the arm of her father,

F C
On the day that I marry your daughter.

Outro: G Am F G C(strum once)

Super Bass

This one is for the boys with the boomin' system
Top down, AC with the coolin' system
When he come up in the club, he be blazin' up
Got stacks on deck like he savin' up
And he ill, he real, he might gotta deal
He pop bottles and he got the right kind of bill
He cold, he dope, he might sell coke
He always in the air, but he never fly coach
He a muthafuckin trip, trip, sailor of the ship, ship
When he make it drip, drip kiss him on the lip, lip
That's the kind of dude I was lookin' for
And yes you'll get slapped if you're lookin' hoe
I said, excuse me you're a hell of a guy
I mean my, my, my, my like pelican fly
I mean, you're so shy and I'm loving your tie
You're like slicker than the guy with the thing on his eye, oh
Yes I did, yes I did, somebody please tell him who the eff I is
I am Nicki Minaj, I mack them dudes up, back coupes up, and chuck the deuce up

[Chorus - Ester Dean & Nicki Minaj:]
Boy you got my heartbeat runnin' away
Beating like a drum and it's coming your way
Can't you hear that boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass
He got that super bass
Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass
Yeah that's that super bass
Boom x15
Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, he got that super bass boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, yeah that's that super bass

This one is for the boys in the polos
Entrepreneur niggas in the moguls
He could ball with the crew, he could solo
But I think I like him better when he dolo
And I think I like him better with the fitted cap on
He ain't even gotta try to put the mac on
[| From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/n/nicki-minaj-lyrics/super-bass-lyrics.html |]
He just gotta give me that look, when he give me that look
Then the panties comin' off, off, uh
Excuse me, you're a hell of a guy you know I really got a thing for American guys
I mean, sigh, sickenin' eyes I can tell that you're in touch with your feminine side, oh
Yes I did, yes I did, somebody please tell him who the eff I is
I am Nicki Minaj, I mack them dudes up, back coupes up, and chuck the deuce up

[Ester Dean & Nicki Minaj:
Boy you got my heartbeat runnin' away
Beating like a drum and it's coming your way
Can't you hear that boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass
He got that super bass
Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass
Yeah that's that super bass
Boom x15
Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, he got that super bass boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, yeah that's that super bass

[Hook:]
See I need you in my life for me to stay
No, no, no, no, no I know you'll stay
No, no, no, no, no don't go away
Boy you got my heartbeat runnin' away
Don't you hear that heartbeat comin' your way
Oh it be like, boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass
Can't you hear that boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass

[Ester Dean & Nicki Minaj:
Boy you got my heartbeat runnin' away
Beating like a drum and it's coming your way
Can't you hear that boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass
He got that super bass
Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass
Yeah that's that super bass
Boom x15
Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, he got that super bass boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, yeah that's that super bass

Love the Way You Lie
[Chorus - Rihanna] just gonna stand there and watch me burn that’s alright because i like the way it hurts just gonna stand there and hear me cry that’s alright because i love the way you lie i love the way you lie

[Eminem - Verse 1] i can’t tell you what it really is i can only tell you what it feels like and right now it’s a steel knife in my windpipe i can’t breathe but i still fight while i can fight as long as the wrong feels right it’s like i’m in flight high off of love drunk from my hate it’s like i’m huffin’ paint and i love it the more i suffer, i suffocate and right before i’m about to drown, she resuscitates me, she fuckin’ hates me and i love it, wait, where you goin’? i’m leavin’ you, no you ain’t come back we’re runnin’ right back, here we go again so insane, cause when it’s goin’ good its goin’ great i’m superman with the wind in his back, she’s Lois Lane but when its bad its awful, i feel so ashamed i snap whose that dude? i don’t even know his name i laid hands on her i never stoop so low again i guess i don’t know my own strength

[chorus]

[Eminem - Verse 2] you ever love somebody so much you can barely breathe when you with em you meet and neither one of you even know what hit em got that warm fuzzy feeling yeah them chills used to get em now you’re getting fuckin’ sick of lookin’ at em you swore you’d never hit em, never do nothin’ to hurt em now you’re in each other’s face spewin’ venom in your words when you spit em you push pull each other’s hair scratch claw hit em throw em down pin em so lost in the moments when you’re in em it’s the face that’s the culprit, controls ya both, so they say it’s best to go your seperate ways guess that they don’t know ya http://www.elyricsworld.com/love_the_way_you_lie_lyrics_eminem.html cause today that was yesterday yesterday is over, it’s a different day sound like broken records playin’ over but you promised her next time you’ll show restraint you don’t get another chance life is no nintendo game, but you lied again, now you get to watch her leave out the window guess that’s why they call it window pane

[Chorus]

[Eminem - Verse 3] now i know we said things, did things, that we didn’t mean and we fall back into the same patterns, same routine but your temper’s just as bad as mine is, you’re the same as me when it comes to love you’re just as blinded baby please come back, it wasn’t you, baby it was me maybe our relationship isn’t as crazy as it seems maybe that’s what happens when a tornado meets a volcano all i know is i love you too much to walk away though come inside, pick up the bags off the sidewalk don’t you hear sincerity in my voice when i talk? told you this is my fault, look me in the eyeball next time i’m pissed ill aim my fist at the drywall next time there won’t be no next time i apologize even though i know its lies i’m tired of the games i just want her back i know i’m a liar if she ever tries to fuckin’ leave again i’ma tie her to the bed and set this house on fire

[chorus]
Dance With My Father
Back when I was a child
Before life removed all the innocence
My father would lift me high
And dance with my mother and me and then
Spend me around till I fell asleep
Then up the stairs he would carry me
And I knew for sure I was loved
Chorus:
If I could get another chance
Another walk, another dance with him
I’d play a song that would never ever end
How I’d love love love to dance with my father again
When I and my mother would disagree
To get my way I would run from her to him
He’d make me laugh just to comfort me(yeah, yeah)
Then finally make me do just what my momma said
Later that night, when I was asleep
He left a dollar under my sheet
Never dreamed that he would be gone from me
Chorus:
If I could steal
One final glance
One final step
One final dance with him
I’d play a song that would never ever end
Cause I’d love love love to dance with my father again
Sometimes I’d listen outside her door
I’d hear how my mother cried for him
(2x) I’d pray for her even more than me
I know I’m praying for much too much
But could you send back the only man she loved
I know you don’t do it usually
But dear Lord she’ s dying to dance with my father again
Every night I fall asleep
And this is all I ever dream
Look at Me Now
Yellow model chick
Yellow bottle sipping
Yellow Lamborghini
Yellow top missing
Yeah yeah
That sh-t look like a toupee

I get what you get in 10 years, in two days
Ladies love me
I'm on my cool J
If you get what I get what would you say
She wax it all off, Mr Miyagi
And them suicide doors, Hari Kari

[Hook]
Look at me now, look at me now
Oh, I'm getting paper
Look at me now
Oh, look at me now
Yeah, fresh than a muthaf-cker

Lil n-gga bigger than gorilla
Cause I'm killing every n-gga that
Try to be on my sh-t
Better cuff your chick if you with her
I can get her
And she accidentally slip and fall on my d-ck
Ooops, I said on my d-ck
I aint really mean to say on my d-ck
But since we talking about my d-ck
All of you haters say hi to it
I'm Done

[Busta Rhymes]
Ayo Breezy
Let me show you how to keep the dice rolling
When your doing that thing over there, homie
Aye, Aye, Aye, Aye, Aye, Aye, Aye
Lets go

cause I'm feeling like I'm running and I'm feeling like I gotta get away, get away, get away better know that I don't and I won't ever stop cause you know I gotta win everyday day, goooo

see they don't really wanna pop me just know that you will never flop me and I know that I can be a little cocky, nooo you aint never gonna stop me

everytime I come a n-gga gotta set it then I got it going then I gotta get it, then I gotta blow, and than I gotta shudder any little thing the nigga think that he be doing cause it doesnt matter cause I'm gonna dadadada

then I'm gonna murder every thing and anything a badaboom a badabing
I gotta do a lot of things, and make it clearer to a couple n-ggas that I always win and I gotta get it again and again and again

and I be doing it to death and now I move a little foul a n-gga better call a ref, and everybody know my style and niggas know that I'm the best

[ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/look-at-me-now-lyrics-chris-brown.html ]

when I come to doing this and I be banging on my chest and I bang in the east and I'm bangin' in the west and I come to give you more and I will never give you less you will hear it in the street or you can read it in the press do you really wanna know whats next, lets go

see the way we on, when we all up in the race and you know we gotta go, don't try to keep up with the pace we struggling and hustling and sending in and getting in and you know we gotta do it and take it to another place gotta taste it and I gotta grab it and I gotta cut all through this traffic just to be at the top of the throne better know I gotta have it

[Hook]
Look at me now, look at me now
Oh, I'm getting paper
Look at me now
Oh, look at me now
Yeah, fresh than a muthaf-cker

[Lil Wayne]
Man f-ck these bitch ass n-ggas how yall doin?
I'm Lil Tunechi, I'm a nuisance, I go stupid, I go dumb like the 3 stooges
I dont eat sushi, I'm the shit, no I'm pollution, no substitution
Got a bitch that play in movies in my jacuzzi, p-ssy juicy
I never give a f-ck about a hater got money on my radar
Dress like a skater, got a big house, came with a elevator
You n-ggas aint eatin, f-ck it, tell a waiter
Marley said shoot em, and I said ok,
If you on that bullshit then I'm like ole'
I dont care what you say, so don't even speak
Your girlfriend a freak like Cirque Du Soleil
That's word to my flag, and my flag red
I'm out of my head, bitch I'm outta my mind from the bottom I climb
You aint hotter than mine, nope, not on my time and I'm not even trying
Whats poppin Slime? nothin five, and if they trippin f-ck em five
I aint got no time to shuck and jive, these n-ggas as sweet as pumpkin pie
Ciroc and sprite on a private flight
Bitch I been tight since guiding light, and my pockets white and my diamonds white
And my mommas nice and my daddy's dead
You faggots scared cause I'm too wild, been here for a while
I was like f-ck trial I puts it down
I'm so young money if you got eyes look at me now bitch

[Hook]
Look at me now, look at me now
Oh, I'm getting paper
Look at me now
Oh, look at me now
Yeah, fresh than a muthaf-cker

Okay
Okay
Is that right?
I'm fresher than a muthaf-cker
Lazy Song
CHORUS:
A E D
Today I don't feel like doing anything
A E D
I just wanna lay in my bed
A E
Don't feel like picking up my phone
D
So leave a message at the tone
A E D
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

VERSE 1:

A E
Uh, I'm gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan
D
Turn the TV on, Throw my hand in my pants
A E D
Nobody's gonna tell me I can't, nah

A E
I'll be lying on the couch just chillin in my snuggie
D
Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie
A E
Cause in my castle I'm the freakin man

PRE-CHORUS:

Bm
Oh Oh, yes I said it
C#m
I said it
D E
I said it cause I can

CHORUS:
A E D
Today I don't feel like doing anything
A E D
I just wanna lay in my bed
A E
Don't feel like picking up my phone
D
So leave a message at the tone
A E D
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

Nothing at all
A E
Ooh hoo ooh hoo
D
Hoo ooh ooh, Nothing at all
A E
Ooh hoo ooh hoo
D
Hoo ooh ooh

VERSE 2:

A E
Tomorrow I wake up, do some P90X
D
With a really nice girl have some really nice sex
A E D
And she's gonna scream out, "this is great" (Oh my god this is great)
A E
I might mess around and get my college degree
D
I bet my old man will be so proud of me
A E D
I'm sorry pops you just have to wait

PRE-CHORUS:

Bm
Oh Oh, yes I said it
C#m
I said it
D E
I said it cause I can

CHORUS:
A E D
Today I don't feel like doing anything
A E D
I just wanna lay in my bed
A E
Don't feel like picking up my phone
D
So leave a message at the tone
A E D
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

BRIDGE:

Bm A
No I ain't gonna comb my hair D E
Cause I ain't going anywhere
Bm A D E
No no no no no no no no nooo Bm A
I'll just strut in my birthday suit D E
And let everything hang loose
Bm A D E
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeahhh

CHORUS: A E D
Ohh,Today I don't feel like doing anything
A E D
I just wanna lay in my bed
A E
Don't feel like picking up my phone
D
So leave a message at the tone
A E D
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
E
Nothing at all
A E
Ooh hoo ooh hoo
D
Hoo ooh ooh, Nothing at all
A E
Ooh hoo ooh hoo
D
Hoo ooh ooh E
Nothing at all

Fucking Perfect

G D
Made a wrong turn, once or twice Em C
Dug my way out, blood and fire G D
Bad decisions, that's alright Em C
Welcome to my silly life G D
Mistreated, misplaced, misunderstood Em D
Miss 'No way, it's all good', it didn't slow me down G D Em
Mistaken, always second guessing, underestimated C
Look, I'm still around

G D
Pretty pretty please, don't you ever ever feel Em C
Like you're less than f*ckin' perfect
G D Em
Pretty pretty please, if you ever ever feel like you're nothing C
You're f*ckin' perfect to me!

G D Em C
You're so mean, when you talk about yourself, you were wrong G D Em C
Change the voices in your head, make them like you instead G D
So complicated, look happy, you'll make it! Em C
Filled with so much hatred...such a tired game G D
It's enough! I've done all I can think of Em C
Chased down all my demons, I've seen you do the same

G D
Oh, pretty pretty please, don't you ever ever feel Em C
Like you're less than f*ckin' perfect
G D Em
Pretty pretty please, if you ever ever feel like you're nothing C
You're f*ckin' perfect to me

G
The whole world's scared so I swallow the fear D
The only thing I should be drinking is an ice cold beer Em C
So cool in line, and we try try try, but we try too hard and it's a waste of my time G
Done looking for the critics, cause they're everywhere D
They dont like my jeans, they don't get my hair
Em
Exchange ourselves, and we do it all the time
C
Why do we do that? Why do I do that?
C
Why do I do that..? G D Em C
Yeah, oh, oh pretty pretty baby!
G D
Pretty pretty please, don't you ever ever feel Em C
Like you're less than f*ckin' perfect
G D
Pretty pretty please, if you ever ever feel Em C G D
Like you're nothing, you're f*ckin' perfect to me Em C
You're perfect, you're perfect!
G D Em
Pretty pretty please, if you ever ever feel like you're nothing C G
You're f*ckin' perfect to me...

Runaway

Ohhh.
Ohhh woah…
So easy to forget our love,
The little things we do,
Like calling for no reason
Just to say the words
“BABY, I LOVE YOU”
I know lately, I’ve been busy
But a second doesn’t go by
Without you crossing my mind
It’s been so long since we had time
Let’s take a day & make everything right
[Chorus]
Just take my hand, fall in love with me again
Let’s runaway to the place
Where love first found us
Lets runaway for the day
Don’t need anyone around us
When everything in love gets so complicated,
It only takes a day to change it.
What I have to say can’t wait
All I need is a day
So let’s runaway…
Let’s runaway, just for the day
Runaway…runaway…
Girl, you’ve been so patient
Spending nights alone & not complaining
But I’ll make it up to you,
& I promise today I won’t keep you waiting
Please give me this one chance
To remind you of everything we have
I won’t give up I’m too much in love
& I want you to know that
[ Lyrics from http://www.songonlyrics.com/bruno-mars-runaway-lyrics ]
[Chorus]
Just take my hand,
Fall in love with me again
Let’s runaway to the place
Where love first found us
Let’s runaway for the day,
Don’t need anyone around us
When everything in love gets so complicated
It only takes a day to change it
What I have to say can’t wait
All I need is a day
So let’s runaway for the day
And I’ll give everything in this moment
& I promise to make everyday just like the day
Let’s runaway to the place
Here love first found us
Let’s runaway for the day
Don’t need anyone around us
When everything in love gets so complicated
It only takes a day to change it
What I have to say can’t wait
All I need is a day.
Soo let’s runaway….

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