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...National Republican Debate, by Jon Bona Live from a California Convention Center that Ronald Regan took a piss in. Characters: Moderator- Megyn Kelly Participants: * Dr. Ben Carson * Donald Trump * Kermit The Frog * An actual bag filled with bricks * Bill Clinton (thug) * Kanye West PROPS IF POSSIBLE: 6 chairs or podiums. A Kermit the frog doll, puppet or stuffed toy. A laundry bag filled with bricks (if we can get bricks) SKIT BEGINS WITH SPOTLIGHT ON MEGYN KELLY TOWARDS FRONT OF STAGE. ALL OTHER LIGHTS OUT. Megyn Kelly (to the camera/ audience) ladies and gentleman, thank you for tuning-in to FOX News for the twelfth, and penultimate round of the National Republican Presidential Debates. I am your host, and propaganda supporter, Megyn Kelly. We are here live from the beautiful Staple Center in Los Angeles CA, where Ronald Regan was rumored to have urinated in in 1986. All Hail Regan. (Candidates still in the dark chant): ALL HAIL OVERLORD REGAN Megyn Kelly So here’s how this is going to work folks, I will be asking questions to the candidates concerning their knowledge on both domestic and foreign issues. Each candidate is permitted 1 minute to respond, with an additional 30 seconds awarded for each phrase ending in Regan. (candidates still in the dark): ALL HAIL OVERLORD REGAN Megyn Kelly: Without further a-do lets meet the candidates fighting for a chance to rule this country with an iron fist! (lights blink on and reveal...
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...SSay YES! SugarDreams Characters: Kwon Yuri Hwang Tiffany Jung Jessica Kim Taeyon SNSD: Seo, Soo, Yoon, Hyo, Sun :) Description What if.. You fell inlove with your LOOOOONG time bestfriend? Even though she already has a lover? Are you brave enough to say it? Or just hide it because of the fear of getting rejected? Chapter 1 TIFFANY's POV Yuri-ah! Where are you? You're late? I texted her like a gazillion times but i haven't received a reply. So I walked through the streets hoping she's any where near. I looked up my watch. "Oh my gosh! The show's about to start in 10 mins.!" If i know she's been at the bar again or dating some bad a** girls who only want her just because she's pretty, beautiful and rich. And incredibly hot. She always brags about it. But they don't love Yuri. What's real in her. If only she could see me. Ugh. What am I saying? I'm her friend I shouldn't thnk anything like this. Someone touched my leg. "Aaaaaaaah!" "Hey Fany! What are you doing huh? Over thinking again?" "Uhm.. No.. Aish.. Where have you been? Where almost late! Everyone's been looking for you. Come on!" "Yeah yeah. Mianhae" Then she kissed me lightly on my cheek. I think i blushed a bright pink. She always does this to me but why... She suddenly grabbed my hand breaking me away from my thoughts. "Yah! Stop overthinking! Do it again later!" ------------- "Wew! Thank God it's done." Yuri...
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...Pansamantala Lahat ng bagay sa mundong ito may hangganan, nawawala at natatapos. Bakit nga ba kailangan natin mabuhay kung mamamatay din naman tayo? Bakit kailangan may yumayaman? May humihirap? May lumiliit? May lumalaki? Bakit dadating sa point sa sobrang hina natin? Na minsan naman sobrang lakas natin. Bakit tayo ginawa sa mundong ito? Bakit kailangan may hirap kang maranasan bago makamit ang saya? Bakit may nawawala at dumadating kung minsan naman bumabalik? Bakit may nag mamahal at may nasasaktan? Bakit kita nakilala? Sabi mo mahal ma ko. Pero iniwan mo ko eh. Sabi mo forever tayo. San na yun? Sabi mo hindi mo ko bibitawan. Ang unfair no. Napakasakit pala talagang magmahal.. Bakit mo kasi sinabing mahal mo ko kung iniwan mo ko lang din naman ako? Bakit mo kasi ako iniwan? Bakit? Bakit? Bakit? Oo nga pala, lahat ng bagay sa mapaglarong mundong ito, PANSAMANTALA lang. Parang ako, PANSAMANTALA mo lang mamahalin. Ako si Dianne Cassey Fuentabella. They call me Yannie. Long legged, chinita, di katangusan ang ilong pero keri na. May kaya din kami. Madami akong suitors. Madami din akong boyfriend cause Im sexy and I know it <3 HAHAHAH. I hate rejections. Sobrang hirap ako magtiwala. Wala akong kaibigan and I don’t care, uh? I forgot. I have Micko. my one and only friend. Isa pala akong REBELDE. Sa magulang at sa mundo. Ang buhay ko dati, umikot sa alak, sa sigarilyo sa panlalake. Dahil ang buhay ko noon, puro sakit, poot, galit, inis. Pero nung nakilala ko siya nagbago ang...
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...GIRLFRIEND FOR HIRE. INTRO Teka ahm ano…. pano ko ba sisimulan to? Sige, ganito na lang siguro..magpapakilala na lang muna ako huh?! Ang arte kasi, bakit kelangang may intro pang nalalaman tong author na to.. pede namang diretso na agad sa story line! -__- Hmp! Pero wala akong magagawa, kelangang sumunod at baka ichugi na nya agad ako dito sa story..tungkol pa naman sakin to.. pag nachugi ako, edi tapos narin ang kwento db?! Parang tanga lang..hehe..kaya eto na, sisimulan ko na..inip na kayo eh.. . . . Ako nga pala si Nami Shanaia San Jose. 17 years old, 1st year college student, SCHOLAR. (haha, ang yabang ko no? totoo naman kc eh! ) Working student ako. Nakikitira lang ako sa auntie ko. Wala na kasi akong mga magulang. Well enough of that boring introduction about myself, masyado ng common tong ganito.. Kaya pumunta na tayo sa interesting fact about me.. . . Lahat na ata ng weird na trabaho napasukan ko na. Ewan ko ba kung bakit ang wiweird ng mga trabahong napasukan ko.O___O? Isipin niyo naman,.. Naging taga alaga ako ng pusang may diabetes (SOSYAL NA PUSA,SHET NO?), . Naging taga tanggal ng pulgas ng aso ng kapitbahay namin(ANDAME KO NGANG KAGAT NUN!), . Naging mascot na sausage na nakatayo maghapon sa harapan ng isang restaurant na wala ng ginawa kung hindi sabihing “Masarap ako, tikman niyo!” (ah, ah ayoko ng maalala na ginawa ko yan! Muntik na akong lapain ng aso dahil akala nga niya sausage ako! T.T), . Naging waitress din ako sa isang restaurant na ang mga waitress...
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...What Am I for You WeirdyGurl Copyright by Ms. Shems Prologue “Gising na Naya” Pukaw ng kanyang mama. Inaantok pa siya ng iangat niya ang kanyang ulo at tumango sa kanyang ina. “Maligo ka na at baka ikaw ay mahuli sa Graduation mo” utos nito na may pagpapaalala. Nang maranig ang sinabi ng kanyang ina ay biglang nagising ang katawang lupa ni Shanaya. Graduation day! Dali-daling pumunta si Naya sa banyo upang maligo at ng makapaghanda narin. Ito ang ang araw na pinakahihintay ni Naya, ang araw ng kanyang Graduation sa High school. Hindi naman siya excited na sa wakas ay natapos na niya ang apat na taon na puno ng pasakit at mahabang puyatan sa paggawa ng mga projects at assignments, sa katunayan pangalawa lang iyun kung bakit siya excited. Ang totoo niyan excited siya sa sasabihin ng kanyang long-time crush na si Icen sa kanya. Matagal ng hinihintay ni Naya ang araw na ito dahil sa wakas malalaman na niya ang sasabihin sa kanya ng my love niya. Kinikilig na nga siya eh. Paulit-ulit kasing sinasabi ni Icen na may sasabihin siyang ikakagulat ng lahat after two years, e sa huling araw na iyun ng pasukan noong second year sinabi ng binata sa kanya, kaya tinantiya na niyang sa Graduation ang BIG DAY. Kaya super excited na siya. Ang totoo niyan ‘di niya naman type itong si Icen my loves niya eh. Sa katunayan nga niyan eh, ay inis na inis siya sa kapreng iyun eh! Hello! Hindi kaya sila friend noon at bigla lang itong tinukso si Shanaya na napakaliit ang pasensiya kapag inaasar. Pakialaman...
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...Copyright Page This book was automatically created by FLAG on May 2nd, 2013, based on content retrieved from http://www.wattpad.com/story/1921085. The content in this book is copyrighted by SezzyBinbin or their authorised agent(s). All rights are reserved except where explicitly stated otherwise. This story was first published on August 16th, 2012, and was last updated on October 13th, 2012. Any and all feedback is greatly appreciated - please email any bugs, problems, feature requests etc. to flag@erayd.net. Table of Contents Summary 1. PROLOGUE 2. INTRODUCTION 3. 1. 4. 2. 5. 3. 6. 4. 7. 5. 8. [Chapter6]Love Letters to him, Date? Part2 9. [Chapter 7]Love Letters to Him 10. [Chapter 8]Love Letters To Him 11. [Chapter 9]Love Letters to Him 12. [Chapter 10]Love Letters to Him 13. [Chapter 11]Love Letters to Him. Again? Part 1 14. [Chapter 12]Love Letters To Him. Again? Part 2 15. [Chapter 13]Love Letters to Him. Again? Part 3 16. SPECIAL CHAPTER 17. [Chapter 14]Love Letters to Him 18. [Chapter 15]Love Letters to Him, A heartbreak? 19. [Chapter 16]Love Letters to Him 20. [Chapter 17]Love Letters to Him, Love Part 1 21. [Chapter 18]Love Letters to Him, Love Part 2 22. [Chapter 19]Love Letters to Him, Love Message 23. [Chapter 20]Love Letters to Him, Girlfriend 24. [Chapter 21]Love Letters to Him 25. [Chapter 22]Love letters to Him 26. [Chapter 23]Love Letters to Him 27. [Chapter 24]Love Letters to Him 28. [Chapter 25]Love Letters to Him -3- 29. [Chapter 26]Love Letters...
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...100 Days For Her Happiness... Would you love someone just because you pity her? Would you agree in an agreement that you'll gonna love a sick person? Would you agree to marry a person you barely know? Could you love someone in your remaining days? Would you agree to live in a same roof in 100 days with a dying person? Color Codes: Kamia Jasha Elpedez-Lauchengco Rixx Edcel Lauchengco Johanna Anderson Rafael Chui Jecka Ilano Sebastianne Madriaga Kyler Marx Suspedez Jiro Elpedez Rex Edralin Lauchengco Yara Elpedez Jara Elpedez Maru Lyndon Cruz Could you treasure all those memories with a dying person forever? Chapter ONE Jasha’s POV "Ayoko! No! Never!" Sigaw ko sa Daddy ko. "Jasha, Anak. You need to! You know it's not for our company, it's for you!" "Yah, i know! But, i don't need a man who will love me because i'm sick!" "You don't have enough time in this world! Gusto ko lang maranasan mong magmahal at mahalin..." Dad, please don't do this to me... "Anong mahalin?! Eh awa lang naman mararamdaman nun sakin eh!" "He doesn't know your condition! Only his father knows! And his father will just shut up with this matter." ano na naman ba kasi tong pakulo na ito? "I don't want to! Is it that hard to understand?! What if that guy loves someone else?" "Then he'll be oblige to leave that girl! Sa lahat ng bagay pinagbigyan ko ang mga kagustuhan mo kaya dapat ang mga kagustuhan ko naman ang masunod kahit ito lang!" eh bakit kasi ito pa? ang labo naman ng erpats ko! "Iba na...
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