...Girlfriend is gone!“Don't worry Griddle.” said Tinsel calming me down. We start to see if we can find our way back, we end up running into a dumpster,that was filled with roadkill and cooking wear. We were both hungry,so we started a fire and started making food, after we were done eating. We someone yelling,”Who’s eating my roadkill!” It ended up being a man named Mr.Fogle,he was pretty cool, we explained our story to him and he understood everything. He told us his story about how he used to be an sandwitch companies pitch ma until he got fired and how now he lives in a dumpster. Tinsel went to shake his hand but, as soon as he grabbed tinsels hand he threw him into the dumpster and yelled,”I'm going to you and your sister's gonna make you fat ahhaha” He turns to me “Fallow me were going to go get more roadkill.” He takes me to a road where there is a lot of dead animals. I looked to my left then right,I see a semi coming up in the distance. I tell Mr.Fogle,”Can you grab this deer it’s too heavy and i’m pretty sure it can make Tinsel gain ten or fifteen pounds.” My Plan worked I tricked him, as he was dragging it I run to the curb of the road, then in a quick motion the semi hits him and he dies. I ran as fast as I can back to Tinsel when I reach the garbage can I break the lock with a brick and he springs out crying. I tell him all what happened he laughed a little, we started looking for a police officer we find one and we tell him everything.“Mr.Fogle,Jared Fogle he’s been wanted...
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...GIRLFRIEND FOR HIRE. INTRO Teka ahm ano…. pano ko ba sisimulan to? Sige, ganito na lang siguro..magpapakilala na lang muna ako huh?! Ang arte kasi, bakit kelangang may intro pang nalalaman tong author na to.. pede namang diretso na agad sa story line! -__- Hmp! Pero wala akong magagawa, kelangang sumunod at baka ichugi na nya agad ako dito sa story..tungkol pa naman sakin to.. pag nachugi ako, edi tapos narin ang kwento db?! Parang tanga lang..hehe..kaya eto na, sisimulan ko na..inip na kayo eh.. . . . Ako nga pala si Nami Shanaia San Jose. 17 years old, 1st year college student, SCHOLAR. (haha, ang yabang ko no? totoo naman kc eh! ) Working student ako. Nakikitira lang ako sa auntie ko. Wala na kasi akong mga magulang. Well enough of that boring introduction about myself, masyado ng common tong ganito.. Kaya pumunta na tayo sa interesting fact about me.. . . Lahat na ata ng weird na trabaho napasukan ko na. Ewan ko ba kung bakit ang wiweird ng mga trabahong napasukan ko.O___O? Isipin niyo naman,.. Naging taga alaga ako ng pusang may diabetes (SOSYAL NA PUSA,SHET NO?), . Naging taga tanggal ng pulgas ng aso ng kapitbahay namin(ANDAME KO NGANG KAGAT NUN!), . Naging mascot na sausage na nakatayo maghapon sa harapan ng isang restaurant na wala ng ginawa kung hindi sabihing “Masarap ako, tikman niyo!” (ah, ah ayoko ng maalala na ginawa ko yan! Muntik na akong lapain ng aso dahil akala nga niya sausage ako! T.T), . Naging waitress din ako sa isang restaurant na ang mga waitress...
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