ACCOMMODATION DURING HOLIDAYS
1.1 Medium & long-term residents 1.1.1 Grand President 1.1.2 Centrepoint Serviced Apartments 1.2 Short time hotels 1.2.1 Playboy Hotel (PB Hotel) 1.2.2 Penthouse Hotel 1.2.3 Asoke Place 1.2.4 Street 1 lodge (Sukhumvit Soi 1) 1.2.5 Dynasty Inn. 1.3 Major Hotels 1.3.1 JW Marriott 1.3.2 Sheraton Grande Sukhumvit 1.3.3 Landmark Hotel 1.4 Others 1.4.1 Rembrandt Hotel 1.4.2 Nana Hotel 1.4.3 Manhattan Hotel

MASSAGE PARLORS
2.1 Thai Traditional Massage (TTM) 2.2 Soapy massage 2.2.1 First Class MPs 2.2.2 Option 2 2.2.3 Option 3 2.2.4 Others 2.2.5 Remarks on models and sideliners 2.2.6 Remarks on a sandwich service 2.2.7 Remarks on youth and services provided 2.2.8 MP girls saying NO to a certain customer 2.3 Eden Club vs. Darlings? 2.4 Pattaya MPs 2.5 Oil Massage 2.5.1 Barons Barber Shop 2.5.2 Euro Inn

PUBS AND BEER BARS
3 Pubs and beer bars 3.1 Sukhumvit Rd. 3.2 Patpong No. 1 4 Specialty bars and karaoke JOINTS 4.1 Counter 1 and 2 4.2 Star of Lights 4.3 Lolitas 4.4 EDEN Club 5 Dance Clubs 5.1 CM2 5.2 La Lunar 5.3 Bed 5.4 Club Orbit 6 Go-go clubs 6.1 Patpong 6.2 Thaniya Plaza 6.3 Nana Plaza 6.4 Soi Cowboy 6.5 How to avoid the pushy GGgirls?

MEMBER Clubs and KTVs/PR Clubs
7 MEMBER Clubs and KTVs/PR Clubs 7.1 Exotica 7.2 Piano 7.3 Club 487 7.4 Chateau Blanc 7.5 Spice Club 7.6 The Club 7.7 FAQs on member clubs 8 Freelancers 8.1 Siam Hotel 8.2 Grace Hotel 8.3 How to behave with a freelancer? 9 Transportation 9.1 The useful BTS Skytrain 9.2 Taxi from the Airport 10 Money Matters 11 Health Issues 12 FAQ section 13 Miscellaneous 14 Glossary

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1 ACCOMMODATION DURING HOLIDAYS 1.1 Medium and long-term residents If your stay will last a week I think that your best bet is to try the so-called “service apartments” or my favorite choices i.e. Manhattan Hotel, Majestic Suites and Landmark Hotel. I have a brief description of few of them based upon my own experiences and the references from good friends. 1.1.1 Grand President Located down Soi 11. One hundred yards on the right entering Soi 11 from Sukhumvit Rd. Booking. You can do it by e-mail through gpesa@presidentpark.com and also gpesa@ksc15.th.com. You may wish to ask for the TSM discount. TSM = Travel and the Single Male. This will get you 20% discount. After discount you could get the TOPAZ or Royal Suite for B/.1.320 (daily rate) and B/.7.600 (weekly rate) but you should stay 7 consecutive nights to qualify for this. Remember, if you contact them through e-mail without the TSM stuff you will be quoted B/.9.600 per week. Meals. Good experiences at Tower 3 (across the road of the main two towers). Breakfast is extra at B/.120 by getting a voucher every morning at the front desk. Use cash or you have to pay 5% extra for the credit card service. There is also 24hr room service. Service: Brothers gave thumbs up for this wing. Absolutely girl-friendly place mainly in tower 3. During night-time your girl has to show her ID which is kept until she leaves, or failing that you have to sign her in. This issue will be taken as a good help if you pick up freelancers because at least the front desk staff will ring you before giving the ID to the girl. There is also a 7/11 in Tower 2, which is open till late and another 7/11 down the Soi, which is open 24 hours. GP massage salon. It is available as part of the facilities of the Grand President. Few brothers tried the girls there quoting the following prices for the “extras”: Hand Job (HJ) B/.500, bare back blow-job (BBBJ) B/.1.000 and full service for B/.2.500. Remember, since the girls are offering those extras on their own each girl may have different prices for each “extras” offered. Diamond Suite. Available at B/. 3.600 excluding tax and/or service charge. Around 75 m with two bedrooms, large fridge, CD player, 3 TVs. Very guest friendly but the TGs have to leave their ID at the reception desk. No problem!
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Royal suites. Many brothers gave thumbs up for the court wing. New facilities with everything an apartment should have. You get a large living room, excellent bathroom with bathtub, kitchen, microwave, fridge, TV, CD-player and a king-size bed to fit three people if you wish. Just do your shopping at 7-11 and then replace whatever the staff put in that bloody fridge. Security guards become very helpful when tipped. Thus, no ID checks since it is on the other side of the reception. Prices? B/.2.300 per day. Other 1-bedroom units are also available for B/.1.200 - 1.400 per night. Nice units and it's a serviced apartment. Prices depend on the season. 1.1.1 Centrepoint Serviced Apartments Sukhumvit Stayed at the CentrePoint service apartments for about a week last year at 3K per night with a nice set up and a cool kitchen. No problems with the security guards or staff members while taking back home few TGs. There are five of these in Bangkok but I stayed in the one located in Langsuan (close to Phloen Chit BTS skytrain station) and the one in Silom area. Very guest friendly and never got problems with the security guards or hotel staff requesting IDs. Rooms are quite clean and staff is very helpful when a need arises. Seems to be more security personnel than the one a place like this requires. Maybe the reason for this is that quite a few staff members from the American and British Embassy live there. You have to get in through a security gate, then another guy will open the door, then pass the front desk right in front. Jesus!. However, the place is completely guest friendly. Rooms got a TV that has a closed-circuit TV showing the front lobby, so you can see who is looking for you downstairs. DSL fast connection is available in all units so, you can set up your notebook and keep yourself up-dated on BANGKOKTONIGHT issues. The place also has a sort of “business center” so that you can get a computer room with Internet downstairs if you don't have a notebook. CentrePoint also has a standard restaurant, pool, gym, etc. very up-scale place.

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I recommend this place although a bit pricey. Get more info on CentrePoint at its Website. Remember, just act respectably and you will get an excellent feedback. Silom Located just steps away from the Saphan Taksin BTS Station. You can hit Silom area within 5 minutes and Sukhumvit within 20'or so. However, you may wish to consider that the skytrain stops its services around midnight. Therefore, a cab will be your way of transportation afterwards, but that is not a problem at all. I don't suggest taking a bus through Silom but, if required, you can take No. 4 (air con) in front of the service apartment....I was leaving for a little while in Charoen Krung, somewhere nearby Centerpoint before the BTS started its operation. That time I got a real nightmare to move on from there to Sukhumvit or the like in order to get some fun....the traffic was pathetic.... Centre Point Silom is also girl friendly. I've been her twice for very short stays and no problems with the security guards or staff members at the ground floor. Just register for a double occupancy room and your honey will be requested to leave the ID. That's cool, no problems at all. A couple of guys mentioned that after the staff members become familiar with the arrival and departure of a particular TG they will let her pass her without holding her ID. Keep in mind that during daytime it is not common to see the security guards checking IDs. However, during night time they most likely will.

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Short time hotels

Encompasses the very well known drive-in hotels and others that provide a room for a short-stay of 2-3-hr. The drive-in hotels are those built up in a car park with curtains displayed in front of the room's door being there just to hide the car itself and to show the hotel staff that the unit is currently occupied. If you drive your car to one of these places a staff member will approach you and request the payment in advance. It's the time to check also your pants or shirt pocket and confirm you got enough TROJANS. You can order condoms from these staff members anytime. My humble recommendations on dive-in hotels: PB Hotel and Penthouse Hotel (Sukhumvit Soi 3) in which you will get 2-3 hrs for your Sanook. Thailand also offers you a great selection of Hotels and sort of guesthouses offering shorttime accommodation.

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1.2.1 Playboy Hotel (PB Hotel) Located on a small alley connecting Sukhumvit Soi 3 with Soi 5 and Soi 11. You can find this alley after entering Soi 3 from Sukhumvit. Take the sidewalk of the right. Pass the 7-11, and then Grace Hotel and few yards away there is a smallish Soi on your right hand side. Walk down the Soi 50 yards and you will find Playboy Hotel on your left. Playboy Hotel (PB), 40 Sukhumvit Road Soi 3 (Nana Nua) 02.651-1525-9 Facilities. There are TWO kinds of rooms here. You will see the drive-in hotel facilities (ground floor) just besides the smallish car park. Notice all the turquoise colored curtains covering the cars already parked and with business in progress. The rooms available can be spotted without any problem since the curtains will remain wrapped on one side of the curtain rod if room is available. You have to deal with the car park staff members with headquarters in a smallish booth just at the entrance of the drive-in facilities (right hand side). After you park the car/taxi someone will approach you, request the B/.300 per 3-hr session and offer you few condoms. That's it. A phone call will remind you that the time is over if you fall asleep. The standard PB Hotel rooms are also available either for an SHORT TIME (ST) or long time (LT). However, to get these rooms you do need to go through the reception desk after entering the lobby of the hotel. Don't be shy, just ask for a SHORT TIME room and the clerk will ask you to pay B/.340 per 3-hr stay with one girl. However, you have to pay B/.420 for two girls. Take your girl to the second floor and bang her hard. The room is quite nice, clean and big bathroom, nice bed and clean sheets. Rooms also have cable TV and two free bottles of plain water to re-fill the lost liquids during the fight on bed. These rooms are much better than the ones of the drive-in facility. The bed is huge and clean and the bathroom is big with bathtub. You have a small round table, few chairs, nice closet and good air-con. I love this place. A restaurant is also available on the ground floor and prices are reasonable, food is not that good. Good place to relax after a night of unlimited bangs.

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1.2.2 Penthouse Hotel This place is just next door to Playboy Hotel and in the same side of the road. Take a look at the info provided on “PB Hotel location” since it applies to Penthouse as well. Facilities. It has a drive in hotel as well. Rooms are quite similar to the one you can get at PB Hotel next door. Quite a few of the beds are round ones and you can find a gynecologist chair inside the rooms as a bonus. Park the car in whichever free car park in front of the rooms that are not hired. A hotel staff then will approach you. Pay the fees and get some Sanook!! Prices. B/.300/3-hr stay and B/.600 per overnight stay. Remarks. Absolutely girl friendly. The TG does not need to leave the ID at the reception. 1.2.3 Asoke Place Located just at the corner of Soi Cowboy and Asoke Road. No neon signs or whatsoever, just some discrete stairs leading you to the second floor where the reception and the rooms. Just a breath away from Soi Cowboy. It is very popular among “Cowboy” girls.

Facilities. I've seen only standard rooms on the second floor but some large rooms are available in the third floor as well. The manager told me this third floor is mainly for the use of medium term residents. No restaurant, shops or whatsoever, just a sort of guest house. Bed sheets are clean and TV has only local signal available at each room. However, this place is ideal for an ST, nobody goes there to watch a football match or the news, right? Good air con. Condoms (Durex) available at the reception upon request at B/.60 only. Prices. B/.350 per 3-hr session. You can settle down a B/.700 for an overnight stay. Ah! Brother DK has got a sandwich recently and you may consider B/.100 extra for any additional girl. Remarks This is PINGA's recommendation if you are extremely horny and cannot make it to your hotel and/or apartment. Absolutely girl friendly This place was built for gathering customers coming from Soi Cowboy so get rid of your shyness. There is no problem to come even with two girls, got the idea? Ah! Your TG does not need to leave the ID at the reception.

1.2.4 Street 1 lodge (Sukhumvit Soi 1) Located in Sukhumvit Soi 1. This is an older, but decent hotel, with A/C, full bathroom with tub and shower, and mini-fridge in a quiet area a few hundred meters off Sukhumvit Rd. Bed linen was a little worn, but it was clean and the staff didn't make any problem when you take your tilac in for some sanook. Only B/. 550 a night, no credit cards, sorry.I haven’t tried an ST here so the fare for a 3-hr sanook should be slightly less.

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1.2.5 Dynasty Inn. Located in Soi 4 Sukhumvit. It's close to NEP and opposite an Internet shop, which is very convenient to keep you close to the world while at LOS. It also has an outside seating area for smokers. Ah! The Internet shop opposite is quite expensive so, you better try the one at “Coffee World” around the corner, which is cheaper. Facilities. Dynasty Inn has standard and superior rooms. The difference in the rooms is related mainly to the size. Few Superior rooms are opened to a patio balcony (main wing). Rooms at the Dynasty are clean, pretty basic, service not well developed but decent and also the room is somewhat bigger than Majestic. If you go to Pattaya there is a Dynasty Resort hotel, which is also good and the Dynasty Inn (Bangkok) can provide a free ride to Pattaya if you are staying in the sister hotel. Get more info at the reception desk. Prices. Standard room at B/.990 and superior room is B/.1.400 (larger room). Remarks. Absolutely girl friendly. Sometimes they check ID and sometimes they don't. Thus, your girl may have to leave the ID at the reception, but this is common at so many other hotels. No problem.

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1.3

Major Hotels

1.3.1 JW Marriott An excellent choice. Located in Sukhumvit Soi 2. Entering from Sukhumvit Av. It is just 50 yards far on your left. A bread away from NEP (Nana Entertainment Plaza). Services. Excellent. Facilities are up-scale according to a five star hotel standard. The gym is something you should take a look and enjoy for a while. The swimming pool also has nice set up and that's your place after a heavy night with your nice chick. Prices. Around US $100 for a deluxe room and US $140 for bigger units. Suites are also available and the best deal is to contact the hotel directly. Some other good deals can be found in the Internet by private communication. Go for it! Remarks. Absolutely a girl friendly hotel. There is no matter how many girls you get inside; nobody will say a bloody word as far as you are discrete. Once inside, take the lift behind the lobby area and off to your room for some Sanook! 1.3.2 Sheraton Grande Sukhumvit Another excellent choice. Located on the main road, between Sukhumvit Soi 12 and Soi 14 (opposite Robinsons). This place is almost underneath the Asoke BTS Skytrain station. It's coffee lounge called RIVAS is the first facility you will see as soon as you get in the main entrance of the hotel. Services. Same as JW Marriott. Excellent. Facilities are up-scale according to a five star hotel standard. The gym is a bit smaller but certainly something you should see. A couple of the female staff members at the gym are awesome. Try to get the clerk there….uff! The swimming pool also has nice set up and that's your place after a wild fuck session during the night. Prices. Around US $120 for a deluxe room and US $180 for bigger units. Suites are also available and the best deal is to contact the hotel directly by phone or Internet booking. Remarks. Same as per JW Marriott. Absolutely a girl friendly hotel. There is no matter how many girls you get inside; nobody will say a bloody word as far as you are discrete. Quite a few stewards and stewardesses from many airlines have chosen this hotel as their headquarters when they stay overnight in Bangkok. Check it out!!

JW Marriott

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1.3.3 Landmark Hotel Located between Soi 4 and 6. Easily reachable by taxi or BTS Skytrain (NANA BTS Stop). This hotel is just next door to NEP and Majestic Suites right on Sukhumvit Rd. Service. Excellent. No complaints at all. You have even a 24-hr restaurant, which is THE place to take your girl after meeting her at CM2 or NEP. This restaurant is the chosen venue for many bkk-predators just to fill up the guts before the previously arranged banging session. Rooms are five star category and service is outstanding. No complaints at all. Remarks. Absolutely girl friendly as far as you pay for the double occupancy fare. At night time it is possible that the security guards, or any other staff member, may approach you and your girl by the time you walk in. The security guys (somewhere near the elevator) may ask your room number and proceed to check a list (probably making sure you have paid for the double occupancy) and, in some cases, they will collect the girl's ID. In the morning, when the girl(s) leave(s) your room and request(s) the ID at the front desk, the hotel receptionist will give you a call to make sure everything was ok. Of course, you will say yes on behalf of the sanook you have got and your girl(s) will collect the ID without any problem. Yep!

Just next door to NEP ....

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1.4

Others

1.4.1 Rembrandt Hotel Located in Sukhumvit Soi 18. I stayed there a couple of times. The hotel was NOT girl friendly in my experience. However, few other guys said they got no problems whatsoever. I booked a double for 4 nights but was disappointed. When I was checking in they wanted the name of “my partner”. They kept requesting the name of the person that would be staying with me. I said that's my wife and they insisted to see her passport. Fuck! I saw once a couple of guys at the lobby facing few problems when their cuties were not able to manage the IDs so, check the ID of your chick(s) before you take them to the hotel. They also have a Latino Pub up there called Señor Pico. Nice place if you like Latino food and excellent music. Prices: A stay overnight is in a range of B/.2.500 3.500 per night. 1.4.2 Nana Hotel
Located on Soi 4 Nana Tai, Sukhumvit Road. Nana Hotel Bangkok is located in the Sukhumvit area, in the heart of one of Bangkok's busiest nightlife districts. Not recommended for families or couples, it is ideal for singles looking for the unique entertainment found in the Nana Plaza area. The Nana Hotel Bangkok is conveniently placed near the Bangkok Skytrain, so travel around the city is quick and easy, with direct access to Siam Square, Silom, and other popular shopping and sightseeing areas. Although the Nana Hotel Bangkok is not close to Don Muang Airport, the expressway makes access to the hotel relatively easy. The Nana Hotel Bangkok provides guests with the basic amenities expected of a two-star hotel (taken from Planet Holiday.com)

Prices. Superior room is B/. 1.400 (large room). Deluxe is B/. 1.600 (2 rooms: a living room and a separate bedroom). Each room has a TV set in it. Bathroom at a deluxe room is larger than a superior, and a suite. Nana Hotel also has some suites at B/.2.200-2500 with a separate bedroom and 2 TV's. These suites also have a bar in the room but the bathroom is smaller. Remarks. Don't go there with your wife or fiancé. This place is a typical ST/LT hotel. You could see FL all over the place and the only difference will be made when you have three TGs around you taking the lift to your room rather than the common “couple” aiming the “horny moon”. Angel's disco is in the basement of the hotel and perhaps one of the best places to pick up freelancers at night time.

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1.4.3 Manhattan Hotel Located on Sukhumvit Soi 15. Just half-way to NEP and Soi Cowboy. Entering the Soi from Sukhumvit Rd. the hotel is on your left. Telephone: +66.0.2255-0166 and Fax: +66 0 2255-3481. Booking. The best bet is to book On-Line through http://www.siamonline.net/thailand/hotels/manhattan.htm since you will get a B/.1000 rate including taxes and breakfast. Walk in fares are around 1.3K per night. You can try also another booking on-line using: http://www.resorthotel.net. Rooms. The tubs at Manhattan are just the ordinary type. Some brothers suggest to book rooms from the 8th floor upwards. Those seem to be newly renovated. The hotel has a limited number of rooms with a king-size bed and reserves the right to book you into a twin room and allocate a king-size bed, if available, at time of check in. If they don't have, they will move you to the room as soon as one comes available. BTW the twin rooms are larger than those with one king-size bed. The bed in the single room is not small at all. Don't forget to request the large bed, rather than the twin room. Meals. Several brothers gave special mention to the breakfast. The usual stuff of eggs scrambled or sunny-side up, pastries, bread, alternate days of fried noodles/fried rice, barbecued bacon, fruits, free-flow of hot drinks and juices. Facilities. Every room has private bath and shower, color television with in-house movies and cable, individual temperature controls, IDD telephone, refrigerator, mini bar, and piped in music. There is also a fitness room and swimming pool. Thai Traditional Massage service is also available. There is a nice Coffee Shop and a Japanese restaurant plus a Karaoke.

Manhattan Hotel

Prices. B/. 1.000 1.300 per night (double occupancy). If you pay for a single room you will be charged a joiner fee of B/. 400. The walk-in rate is B/. 1.600 and the girls at the reception desk are not allowed to negotiate those rates even after mentioning about the Internet rates. You are advised!! Remarks. Manhattan hotel provides an excellent breakfast and there is also a nice souvenir shop on the second floor. So many Japanese chicks go there for shopping. Take a look and you might be lucky.

ACCOMMODATION DURING HOLIDAYS
1.1 Medium & long-term residents 1.1.1 Grand President 1.1.2 Centrepoint Serviced Apartments 1.2 Short time hotels 1.2.1 Playboy Hotel (PB Hotel) 1.2.2 Penthouse Hotel 1.2.3 Asoke Place 1.2.4 Street 1 lodge (Sukhumvit Soi 1) 1.2.5 Dynasty Inn. 1.3 Major Hotels 1.3.1 JW Marriott 1.3.2 Sheraton Grande Sukhumvit 1.3.3 Landmark Hotel 1.4 Others 1.4.1 Rembrandt Hotel 1.4.2 Nana Hotel 1.4.3 Manhattan Hotel

MASSAGE PARLORS
2.1 Thai Traditional Massage (TTM) 2.2 Soapy massage 2.2.1 First Class MPs 2.2.2 Option 2 2.2.3 Option 3 2.2.4 Others 2.2.5 Remarks on models and sideliners 2.2.6 Remarks on a sandwich service 2.2.7 Remarks on youth and services provided 2.2.8 MP girls saying NO to a certain customer 2.3 Eden Club vs. Darlings? 2.4 Pattaya MPs 2.5 Oil Massage 2.5.1 Barons Barber Shop 2.5.2 Euro Inn

PUBS AND BEER BARS
3 Pubs and beer bars 3.1 Sukhumvit Rd. 3.2 Patpong No. 1 4 Specialty bars and karaoke JOINTS 4.1 Counter 1 and 2 4.2 Star of Lights 4.3 Lolitas 4.4 EDEN Club 5 Dance Clubs 5.1 CM2 5.2 La Lunar 5.3 Bed 5.4 Club Orbit 6 Go-go clubs 6.1 Patpong 6.2 Thaniya Plaza 6.3 Nana Plaza 6.4 Soi Cowboy 6.5 How to avoid the pushy GGgirls?

MEMBER Clubs and KTVs/PR Clubs
7 MEMBER Clubs and KTVs/PR Clubs 7.1 Exotica 7.2 Piano 7.3 Club 487 7.4 Chateau Blanc 7.5 Spice Club 7.6 The Club 7.7 FAQs on member clubs 8 Freelancers 8.1 Siam Hotel 8.2 Grace Hotel 8.3 How to behave with a freelancer? 9 Transportation 9.1 The useful BTS Skytrain 9.2 Taxi from the Airport 10 Money Matters 11 Health Issues 12 FAQ section 13 Miscellaneous 14 Glossary

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Traditional Thai Massage (TTM)

2 MASSAGE PARLORS

Maybe one of the main entertainment venues for PINGA. There are two kinds of massage parlors. The first type, or Thai Traditional Massage (TTM) and, the second, called “soapy massage”. There is also a third one called Oil Massage but we will discuss it separately.

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Thai Traditional Massage (TTM)

Background (*). Thai traditional massage originated some 2,500 years ago. The massage technique was passed on from generation to generation by word of mouth. The text with detailed descriptions were initially recorded on palm leaves in Pali language. In 1832, King Rama III had the surviving text carved onto stone in order to preserve the text, which can be found in Wat Pho. The basic principle of Thai massage involves the concept of 10 invisible energy lines flowing through the body, known as "Sip Saen". By massaging these points, it is believed that diseases are cured and pain eradicated. The ultimate goal of traditional Thai massage is for both the giver and the receiver to reach a state of enlightenment. On a mundane level, this massage exists to heal a person not only physically and emotionally but also spiritually. The typical Thai massage client is the one who has tried it before and had a positive experience. Its goal is to enhance not only one's physical and emotional state but also to allow one to grow spiritually. Feeling and Prices. These are the places where you can get a 2-hr relaxing massage by a trained masseuse for B/. 200-400. The girl will get mainly half of the amount you pay up-front in the cashier before the services and it is advisable to tip them with B/. 100-200 at the end of the massage service. Usually the best 2-hr TTM does NOT offer you any extras or the like. In most cases girls are 30+ and not good looking ones but their skills are superb....I usually fall sleep after 30-40 minutes....afterwards I only want to take a shower and a rest....

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Try the CHAOPHYA VEJ at the Chaophya Park Hotel complex:

Chaophya Park Hotel

The best TTM for Pinga

Chaophya Park Hotel (Tarnthip Blg., 3rd Fl) 247 Rachadapisek Rd. Dindaeng. Bangkok 10320 Tel. +66.2.290-0125 Ext. 7931/7932 If the masseuse performed a good job, you should feel like you are walking on air for a while. Most of the best TTM experienced masseuses come from WAT PHO. You may wish to check out this link for more information: Http://bangkok.thailandtoday.com/leisure/05_0004_phomassage.html By the way, it's always up to you going to a place where the girls are likely to offer you a hand-job or even a blowjob after few minutes of massage or to hit a nice place only seeking a relaxing time after a stressful day banging here and there….no sexual services are offered at most of these TTM establishments.

(*) Taken from bangkoktonight.com

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LET`S TALK ABOUT SOAPIES

2.2

Soapy massage

The second type of massage parlors are those establishments where they appear to offer just the traditional variety but certainly are far more expensive if compared to the fares of a TTM. Once you get in the room with the girl, and after the compulsory bath and a few minutes of massage, the girl's hands start to wander and she will proceed to give you a BANG and a blow job (BJ) with condom on as part of the official service. You can get more rounds or the BJ bareback if you wish but only after negotiating the tips with the girl and only if she is willing to do so. Of course, it can be with no extra charge if you CLICK with the girl with a nice attitude. Attitude guys ATTITUDE…. Locals or farangs? Few massage parlors in Bangkok are targeting mainly locals and Asian looking men but that's not to say that foreigners can't go there too. There are a few massage parlors, predominantly in the Sukhumvit area, that mainly target tourists, such as Darlings, Annies and Sweetheart. Models? For those who want to bang a model-type Thai girl (TG) don't waste your time in Sukhumvit area and just head for Ratchadapisek Road where you will find many large, up-scale (hiend) massage parlors. Those huge buildings look like hotels and certainly have several facilities in there i.e. excellent rooms, jacuzzi, nice set up, restaurants, coffee shop, pool tables, karaoke rooms, excellent bars and above all pretty women in the fishbowls, sideliners and models more than ready for a BANG. One-way mirror at the MPs? Some guys said that in some massage parlors, the glass is like a one-way mirror so that the girls can't see you while you are outside following your selection process. That's rubbish my friends. In my experience they can perfectly see you at any MP. Be clear about that. All of the girls will be sitting down and all will show a small circular PIN or ribbon with a certain color and a tag number on it, which is usually attached to some part of their clothing. The girls may be chatting to each other, some of them kill the time reading a book or magazines, or as is often the case, watching those stupid Thai soap operas on a TV located in front of them. Calling up the TG of your choice. You should feel free to check and select the girl(s) of your choice by telling the papasan or mamasan the “number” written on the pin the girl has attached on her clothing. Remember that the papasan or mamasan are working there aiming to help the customer in selecting a girl. If you have any sexual preferences or naughty perversions, just feel free to discuss these with the papasan who will help you make your choice. He knows exactly what the individual girls are prepared to do as well as their individual expertise. There will be always a microphone on the outside of the fish bowl and when you make your choice, the papasan will call out the number you have chosen through the microphone. The girl on the inside will hear her number and will leave the fishbowl through the back door and come to meet you at the cashier. As she approaches you, she will wai to you and Oh! shit! That's so sexy!. Keep in mind that THIS is the time for you to interact with the TG. If there is no smiling, some hesitation or she is not as pretty as you could see through the glass, just request the papasan another recommendation. We have to avoid potential starfishes dear friends.

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LET`S TALK ABOUT SOAPIES

Expertise. Inside the fishbowl the girls may be classified with different titles. There will be the regular girls who will give you the usual routine of bath, massage and sex. Then there will be the "superstars" who do the same routine but who are usually a little better looking according to Thai taste, and definitely a little younger. You can find also the so-called SIDELINERS, who are sometimes found in a separate fishbowl i.e. Emmanuelle, or sitting in couches at a separate lounge(s) outside the fishbowl i.e. Poseidon, New Cleopatra, Bangkok Cosy, Copacabana, Plaza, Nataree, Caesars, etc. These sideliners are often better looking ones if compared with the fishbowl regulars and quite a few of them not of legal “working” age. Anyhow, it depends on your taste. Some MPs have a group of girls (at the fishbowl) off to one side who do nuad pan boran or TTM i.e. Barbara, Nataree sister, CP2, etc. Forget about these ones because you are not going there looking forward any TTM, right? However, if these girls are working in a place where “their colleagues” freely provide sexual services, odds are that they will not offer extras to. Always remember that beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.

Fishbowl for regular MP girls

MPs and No-No for farangs. You will find massage parlors and some of these places may prohibit entry to foreigners i.e. Zodiac. This MP has a strong policy of not letting the farangs have a BANG at this establishment. Farangs can get in cannot get a girl for a boom-boom session. Suspiciously young girls. Some massage parlors will have a number as a name e.g. "Massage 45" giving the impression of targeting mainly local men. Some of the girls in these places might be suspiciously young, perhaps around 15, 16 or 17 and the locals would rather keep the farangs away from such places, fearing that they may do something “silly” like alert the press as to what is going on. My advise is to stay away of those places at ALL cost. Payment. After your choice is done you have to pay for your “massage service” up-front and before the service is performed. As soon as the MP girl has come out from the fishbowl, she will meet you over to the cashier. After this procedure is concluded, the girl will hold your arm and/or hand and lead you to the assigned room.

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Girl's commission. In most massage parlors, the girls get a percentage of the cost of the massage, usually around 40-50% of the cost of the massage. According to my survey, some MPs have fixed rates to the girls despite the amount the customer has agreed to pay. At J1 (former Chaophraya No. 1) for instance, the papasan will try to rip you off above the bottom price for the services of the girls. Whatever the customer agrees to pay above that bottom line will be for his pocket and probably will share some bits with the cashier. The commission for the girls may vary from MP to MP. Thus, different MPs, different policies on this regard. Avoiding Starfishes. You may get some shit if the girl is a new recruit or a regular who dislikes to service farangs. You better be ready to cut your losses as soon as you detect the wrong attitude. IMHO There is no formula for picking the right girl at any MP. What we can do is try to minimize the risk of a potential starfish. Yeah, yeah difficult to say we could follow this or that suggestion but there are few facts in my humble opinion.... 1. Many times the girls smile at you, right, but they are hungry for money and not for the farang. Thus, just TAKE YOUR TIME. Just order a beer right away and try to get your mind clear in order to proceed with the best selection process. Moreover, while facing doubt in choosing a girl, just request the advise of the papasan but avoid asking: Who is the best one Sir? Which one do you recommend? Nop, I think the questions could be: Sir, who offers many boom booms per session? I love boom boom too much. I want to kiss pussy, Does this girl like it? Who does very good BBBJ? and things like these. I've done this many times at several MPs i.e. CP2, J1, etc. and now I got the picture on the "field of expertise" of several cuties at different places.... 2. Found that few papasans i.e. the one at DARLINGS, are extremely helpful. Sometimes I go and said Oh! No. XX is gone. Who is the other one good in BBBJ? This guy has a mental list of the top three girls who are very experienced on certain services. Of course, you can BANG the cutie while at the room afterwards even if she is a blow-job chick. That is not a problem. The point is that papasans are very helpful sometimes and I can add to the list the one at NATAREE and the chubby one at Poseidon 2nd Fl. Excellent fellows. 3. A smiling and gorgeous girl in the fishbowl might be the right choice at first sight but sometimes these are the ones with the worst attitude. Therefore, check her out while at the cashier. This is the time to talk to them, invite them a mint, smile to them saying how pretty they look in that dress, and shit like that, some Thai command will help though....As brother DEEPFILE said once, it won't take more than 3-5 minutes to realize the attitude of the TG. If you are not satisfied, just ask the papasan for another recommendation despite on what you have chosen (fishbowl or sideline girl). He will give you another option and then that will be a sure nice BANG because the second "choice" will be darn aware of why the first TG was sent back to the fishbowl with empty hands, you see?

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This MP good, that MP bad? You will always hear from other brothers that a certain MP is NOT a good place for a soapy because of a former bad experience. However, for others, the same MP is definitely the place for a soapy. This appraisal applies to ALL the MPs. I also got my best soapy ever and the worse experience both at the same place, J1. However, I keep going there. I like the TGs and I was never charge more than 1.7K the times I go alone. There is nothing you can do when you pick up a starfish. You are simply done. Well, must confess that recently I got the best service so far at HI CLASS MP. Memorable event, shit!!!! I was still eating that pussy when the telephone rang…. Video cameras in the fishbowl? I am only aware about the closed circuit available in the rooms at EMMANUELLE, POSEIDON, COPACABANA and HI CLASS (most Davis Group joints). Channel 7 works for Emmanuel while you are at the room. In Poseidon Channel 7 shows the fishbowl from left to right while channel 8 shows the fishbowl from left to right, just to pick up a close up of most of the lovely chicks sitting in there. Likewise, Channel 11 works for HI Class MP although what you see is the fishbowl from Emmanuelle. Plaza MP also has a closed-circuit TV and Copacabana MP as well. It is really nice to watch these channels at your assigned room and see the live cam pointing the fishbowl(s) and the girls sitting in there waiting for a customer to be picked up. Interesting stuff since you can cool down in between your rounds with your girl. Never heard about a web cam or the like being available in LOS. Thus, close circuit does exist at EMMANUELLE, POSEIDON, COPACABANA, HI CLASS and MIRAGE at least. However, the cameras focus only on the girls sitting inside the fishbowl. There are no cameras in the rooms as far as I am aware. Choosing a TG from the fishbowl. Maybe I can say a word on this. It is completely right all what was said about the boring routine you can find at an MP. However, it depends on your approach how things can be highly upgraded. Look, they certainly will go through the routine only if you look crazy for sex and if you are not of the TG's taste. According to my experience, it is extremely important to take your time in order to choose the correct TG. Yes, I know, all look busty and slim and ready for an intercourse but, it is advisable to make a couple of rounds looking for the best choice behind the fish-bowl and finally pick up the TG who was looking at you smiling. Definitely, one of them will catch your attention. It happened that every time you approach the fishbowl, one or maybe two of the girls would look at you in a special manner and not like for business. Keep in mind that not all the times the TG you like is the one who likes you as well. Thus, the selection process is very important. Otherwise, you will get mainly business stuff rather than a "boyfriend treatment" or an outstanding performance, which is what particularly what myself really look for. Before picking up a girl from the fishbowl I suggest to always take a beer, make a round and TAKE YOUR BLOODY TIME looking at them because they can LOOK AT YOU as well. Try to pick up the one who is smiling and giving you a sight more than once. Focus on the one who is not that aggressive and not that passive. Try to look desperately for a potential click. Avoid the ones who care more on the TV programme than in the customers outside. Just my two cents....

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NOTE.

Avoiding Starfishes

a. I think also that a bit of luck is always needed. Another experience....went to MONALISA last time and three of us got BUSTY ones. We all looked at No. 85 because was the most beautiful in the fishbowl but her sight feedback was terrible. The “starfish alarm” was enabled again and we put her in the bin at the very beginning. However, "shy guy" got her because his sideliner was suddenly taken by a Japanese while we were finishing our cigarettes....I got another busty one and my buddy got his. By the time we were going upstairs for the bang the girl of “shy guy” was by far the best of "all the three choices" and he at the end of the services confirmed this. Attitude, I asked? He said top 10. Incredible. This time was a matter of interaction and good manners. What looked bad in the fishbowl was excellent on bed. You see? I think we do need to show a nice attitude and then expect the girl to give you hers. This works all the time and was confirmed on that day. B. On the other hand, I think the basic point to break the ice with the TG of your choice at an MP is just by allowing the girl feel comfortable since they are out of the fishbowl. You should be the one who has to be careful during the fishing session. TAKE YOUR TIME. Ask for a beer. Make a couple of rounds and take mental notes of the tag-numbers of the girls you like. My suggestion is to avoid the ones concentrated in watching the stupid soap opera or the ones who barely smile. Focus your attention in the ones smiling, the ones who wink or look at you in a damn sexy way. The chances or picking up a starfish will be diminished.... Don't forget to smile and invite her a couple of drinks. In other words get rid of the potential image of a CHEAP CHARLIE.... Only one round? It simply depends on the girl and the first impression she gets from you. Usually the service implies a BJ in the bathtub and a compulsory round on the bed. I usually negotiate the body massage for another round and after a "....khob khun mak na kha...." and a polite Wai, the girls have usually NO problem at all to give me 2-3 rounds....but this depends on the TG. Some will go for two only and a starfish will not accept more than one intercourse. However there are few MPs that guarantee a minimum of two rounds i.e. Catherine MP (Rama IX). Sideliners are always reluctant to negotiate a second round. This may change when you take them regularly.

My major weakness

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Look, months ago a couple of members and myself went off to CP2. CALIBOY got a very good-looking one (yellow ribbon), SPACELAB got another cute one as well (yellow ribbon) and I got mine (green ribbon) with a great attitude. The attitude shown by my girl was excellent since we made eye contact at the fishbowl and remained outstanding throughout the full service. I got two rounds and a BBBJ. In fact, she called me later on and went off to DANCE FEVER around 01:00 hrs. I was having some fun with ELVISNME, SPACELAB and CALIBOY up there and managed to sleep at her place later on. However, CALIBOY got a starfish at CP2 and didn't like the service but SPACELAB got an excellent experience and he said it was even a bit better than the one he got a day before at POSEIDON, you see? Unexpected experiences. There are also so many "un-expected" experiences from few brothers saying that were walking on the street or taking a beer at their favorite bar just when a TG approached them and finally they got the REAL EXPERIENCE of their lives. Few examples, OEJ got an unexpected "Russian flea" on his bed after he went to CM2 only for drinks....and almost for free, another guy said in this forum that was walking to his favorite bar in Soi Cowboy and was approached by a girl who gave him the treatment of his life, and once myself, who was accompanying Kris to DOLL HOUSE after the Roundtable for some hunting when was approached by Ms. Cat (a GG-girl from Black & White Bar) and the hours I had that day brings a smile on my face till now. It's simply incredible. Attitude. Thus, attitude is important. Patience is also a must. OEJ was a good example on this during our time at LONG GUN with the busty TG (Ms. Porn). She knew her score as the entire crowd was looking at her but all the brothers agreed that ONLY a TG could share your bed if SHE is really willing to doing so. Otherwise, a crap/business-only service is what you get. Ah! YES, you can have even 3-cum session at an MP. I do prefer to take a shower myself not using the bathtub. I tell the TG that prefer massage on bed rather than in the bath-tub and always they will say THANK YOU as they won't get tired for the next customers. Then proceed to negotiate the "missing" massage for an extra round and, as I really prefer THEM to cum first, they are always willing to doing so. A tip is ok, B/.200-500 is the norm. Tip depends on what kind of services you get. I suggest that your potential TG should do the initial approach rather than yourself. Sex is available everywhere. However, to let a Thai lady make love to you is something that you'll never get only pointing your finger and choosing a TG from whatever place you are interested at. Let the TG to pick you up with a smile, a manner or even a wink. Good luck!

Attitude guys....attitude!!!!

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First Class MPs

2.2.1 First Class Mps Once at Cleopatra MP the mamasan handled me a Penthouse magazine and requested me to choose one for the "service”. I politely declined but the service was around B/.3.500 per one shot. The regular fishbowl got pretty babies that time...at Poseidon you may face the same approach at the Model Lounge. I remember that once, meanwhile talking to a couple of cuties, I saw two very pretty babies coming up the stairs. Those were magnificent women and they approached the papasan and two senior Thai gentlemen afterwards. I asked to the papasan what was that about and he said that the Thai guys "ordered" in advance a couple of centerfolds (Penthouse magazine)....this guys said that those babies only can come upon advance request....Cheers! Going to Ratchadapisek Av. Maybe we can elaborate a bit more on these establishments located along Ratchadapisek Av. How to go there from Sukhumvit? Well, since the traffic throughout Asoke Ding Daeng is a real pain in the butt you may consider taking the Sky Train either to Saphan Kwai or Payathai BTS Station.

If you choose Saphan Kwai BTS Station exit through the gate facing Victory Monument. Take a cab on the side of the road (Paholyotin) on which you can head in the direction to Victory Monument. Relax, the cab will take left on the first intersection (SAPHAN KWAI) and go through SUTHISSAN Rd. till hit Ratchadapisek in 10 minutes and just steps away from POSEIDON MP. The cab will go through Ratchadapisek on the side of Caesars MP. If Nataree, Poseidon, Copacabana, Nadia, Barabara or Mirage are your target just let the cab make the U-turn around Robinson Department store. Don't worry, it will take just few minutes.

If you choose PAYATHAI BTS Station just exit through EXIT No. 4 leading to the FLORIDA HOTEL (Sri Ayutthaya Rd. - Payathai Rd intersection) and cross the avenue. Your landmark once there is the Siam City Hotel since you have to take the cab on that side of the road. You will be in Ratchadapisek Av. in probably about 15-20 minutes and somehow close to TESCO LOTUS (IT Mall, Fortune Tower).

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Poseidon

2.1.1.1 Poseidon Located on 209 Ratchadapisek Road, Din Daeng. Just tell the cab you are going to Ratchadapisek Av. Soi 17. You will see the GRAND HOTEL in the opposite side of the road while at the entrance of Poseidon. Facilities. Poseidon is huge, up-scale massage parlor full of incredible good-looking women. I use to spend few minutes checking out the fishbowl (about 20-40 women with some real lookers) before going to check the 3rd Fl. (model lounge). Once at the model lounge it will take few minutes to get an English-speaking mamasan. There are two of them, which I am aware of. They are very friendly, good in explaining the procedure to customers, and then she will proceed to introduce you hot TGs till you hit the one of your choice. This means that you can reject the ones offered till you hit the one you like. English language. The English proficiency of the TGs is usually limited but enough for the bang. You are not there to discuss on politics, economics or the like, right?. Girls are usually very friendly and could figure out pretty quick if the MP experience is something new for her customers. Girls. Lots of 8s and 9s. Several stunners. The place has really attractive women though. All of them can be requested to share a beer or two with you at your coach just to fulfill the selection process before going to bed. Get the picture? IMHO Quality of the fishbowl chicks certainly has been going downhill the first half of year 2003. I even mentioned somewhere that HI CLASS, EMMANUELLE, COPACABANA and BARBARA got better looking chicks....and that was the truth. However, it was a great surprise to see the fishbowl with new flesh on board during my last visit in July. I usually take the fishbowl (right side) gals and never got disappointed since these chicks are the best IMHO.

Poseidon MP

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Poseidon

Agents and MP girls. Ah! good point on agents managing MP chicks. Didn't say a word before since only heard rumors on this issue. Couldn't confirm it accordingly. Must confess that all the chicks I took from the fishbowl didn't get any sponsor. More chicks with “agents” are seen at J1. Ah! remember also that the DAVIS GROUP use to "rotate" the chicks among the MP's of the firm. Thus, sometimes you will get the wrong impression of "new flesh".... Services. With the girls of the fishbowl (right side) you get 2-hr session and they let you bang then without a problem 2 or even 3 times. I prefer to avoid the “new recruits” because may still be a bit reluctant, as they usually are enforcing the bloody one-bang-per-service policy. The fishbowl girls (left side) have usually agents managing them. Sometimes the selection is good and you get some good service and sometimes the chicks' attitude sucks big time. The sideliners are sitting outside the fishbowl on that L-shaped couch. These girls are going and coming to/from Poseidon as they pleased and their service is awesome. You will get two bangs without any problem. At the model lounge you get 1.5-hr. and they are more reluctant to accept a second bang. In general terms the services provided by models usually follow the standard routine of bath, light massage and sex (one round) and take their time at every step. Easy, easy, get some drinks and break the ice mate. By the time you finish your first round, there wasn't much time left in the session and the girl, very nicely, will let you know that one round is the norm….time to see that naked body once again and feel sad the time you close the door behind you. Remember, shit happens and several times you may get nothing offered in the tub beforehand and the girl may say that one go-around was the procedure. What the fuck, this is still a good experience though. However, showing care, respect and a very nice attitude always work for me in order to get the second bang. Starting from the second visit everything becomes easier since you have got a friend and usually two rounds. Afterwards, it becomes a norm. A tip is a must. VIP rooms. This is available upon request. The mamasan will offer you several choices i.e. a “special” VIP room (B/.300 extra); 2-bed room suite with a nice living room, stocked mini-bar, etc. (B/.1.200 per 3-hr). There is also another 2-br unit but has a bigger Jacuzzi and even a sauna (B/.1.800). It was explained by the mamasan that there is also 3-br, 4-br and even a 11-br unit (B/.18.000 extra). This last one damn big allowing a gangbang I reckon. Never used it. Pinga's thoughts on Poseidon: great up-scale place with lots of hot TGs. Thumbs up. Hit the place around 18:00 hrs. Prices and surcharge for FARANGS. Poseidon has a surcharge policy for foreigners (Caucasians mainly). The price of the fish bowl girls (left side) for locals and Asian nationals is B/.2.000, and B/.2.200 for the fishbowl girls (right side). A surcharge of B/. 500 applies in all cases for farangs.

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Poseidon

Reference price list. However, be ready to pay B/. 1.000 extra for the sideline and model category girls if you are in the farang category. So, the total damage is only B/.2,500 and B/.2.700 for the fishbowl girls, left and right side respectively. Third floor models cost B/.2.700 to B/. 5.400 (surcharge is applied for farangs). Poseidon certainly has more variety, plus no taxi tipping policy. Expect to hear prices such as 3.4K, 4.4K or even 5.4K At the model lounge (3rd Fl.) we usually get nice fun being witnesses of the beauty of some of the so-called models. In fact few of them don't even deserve a try but few of them were really stunners. Again, that was my taste....Stayed there for a bit more than an hour and the prices quoted were 2.7K, 3.4K, 4.4K and 5.4K....if you are a farang you have to add 1K on each of those quoted prices. The girls share the same lounge but NOT the same price. Was nice to see few couple of babes going and coming from/to the ST rooms....but often dislike one thing.... Saying NO to a “model” offered. The mamasan approaches you offering a “model”. If you don't like the girl provided she dismisses. No harm is done for the customer, but you could see the faces of these cuties really pissed once they have been rejected by a customer. We saw more than one girl being rejected by the Japanese fellows and even Thais before catching any girl for the service. The girl, once rejected, sadly takes a sit in a particular sofa close to the bar. We can call this sofa "the couch for the left-over" and they wait till the mamasan find another table with customers to offer these girls again. This issue does not apply to the highly promoted models from local magazines working at this establishment who are usually fully booked for weeks.

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Emmanuelle

2.1.1.2 Emmanuelle Located on Ratchadapisek Rd. and just next to NATAREE MP and a breath away from the Emerald Hotel. Tell the taxi you go to Emerald Hotel and once in front of it just keep the cab rolling for 10 more seconds till you see -in the same side of the road- the BIG advertisement of EMMANUELLE MP. Tell the cab to get inside the smallish alley connecting Ratchadapisek Rd with the car park of this MP. Tel: 0-22757474. Facilities. Emmanuelle is not as big as Poseidon but the fishbowl is something you should see. This is a very nice highend MP full of incredible good-looking women. To see the fishbowl you have to take the stairs after getting off the taxi and enter the main lobby. The place is nicely decorated and you can either take a beer at the main bar or turn left to see the fishbowl(s). The first fishbowl that you see while walking in that hall is the one of the sideliners, the expensive chicks of the place. A papasan will approach you with little hassle. Don't worry. Take a look and consider turning right and scanning the regular fishbowl girls. Oh! God! There is a big fishbowl and you could see incredible women in there. Quite a few +25 but with incredible breasts, yep! Ah! Forgot to mention. There is a members club on the second floor. You don't need to be a member to get in this area. To go there you just take the stairs (right) as soon as you step in the main lobby and grab a beer while checking out the hostesses. The available chicks are acting as bartenders and can go out for a fee of 10 drinks x B/.250 each. A bang is usually quoted at B/.4.000 per two bangs.

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Emmanuelle

English language. Same thing like Poseidon MP. The English proficiency of the TGs is usually limited but enough for the bang. Girls are usually very friendly and could figure out pretty quick if the MP experience is something new for the customer in front of her. Girls. Similar quality like Poseidon MP. Sideliners can be compared with most of the models available in the third floor of Poseidon and some are even better looking. Lots of 8s and 9s. Quite a few stunners. The fishbowl(s) have really attractive women though. Nose and boop jobs almost done in all the girls available in the fishbowls. Services provided. Well, you will get a nice BJ while at the tub, a bang on the bed and a primitive massage. The service of the fishbowl TGs and sideliners is always one bang. I could manage two but it was difficult and demanded a long approach….uff!! Pinga's thoughts on Emmanuele: great up-scale place with lots of hot TGs with nice breasts size. Thumbs up. Hit the place around 18:00 19:00 hrs. Prices and surcharge for FARANGS. You can get the regular girls on the big fishbowl at B/.2.000 for 90 minutes (price for Asian looking guys). A surcharge of B/.1.000 is applicable for farangs. You can find some sideliners also in the small two side fishbowls (on the left fishbowl) available for b/.2.500 and B/.2.800 respectively. Add B/.1.000 if you are a farang.

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Mirage

2.1.1.3 Mirage Located on 111/1 Ratchadapisek, Niem Uthit. Soi Dindaeng. Just next door to Emerald Hotel and down an alley on Soi around 100 yards on your right. Your landmark will be NADIA MP, which is located in the corner of the Soi and Ratchadapisek Rd. Facilities. Mirage is not as big as Poseidon but the fishbowl is something you should see as well. The main entrance will lead you to a smallish lobby with stairs on your right. Once you reach the second floor, you will be amazed about a dozen or so cute living creatures sitting on a long comfortable couch just in front of the karaoke room. Those girls are gorgeous and ready for a karaoke session if you wish. They are not employees from Mirage and come and leave as they wish. They are there for the tips and to sing songs and the like. The best approach with these ones is just to date them outside. A lengthy approach is foreseen. Since they depend on tips I saw few locals giving a flower for B/.500 up to B/.2.000. If you just follow the hall you will reach the entrance of the main lobby and, while approaching to the fishbowl, you will see the sideliners on your right and some comfortable coaches on your left. There are two rows of stools where the sideliners wait for customers and about 10-12 nice Thai chicks sitting in there. A very nice high-end MP full of incredible good-looking women ready for a bang. BTW rooms are excellent and one of the few MPs that even provides a toilet at any standard room. Large room with closed TV circuit that allows you to check the fishbowl girls while you are resting after your bang. Check out Channel 0 on the TV set available at the room and you will have fun asking your girl how many friends she has in between those sitting in there. The bed is king size and the room has even a washbowl. Seems to be they were initially thinking in a hotel and then it becomes an MP. What a bless!! English language. Same thing like Poseidon MP. The English proficiency of the TGs is usually limited but enough for the bang. Girls are usually very friendly and could figure out pretty quick if the MP experience is something new for the customer in front of her. Girls. Similar quality like the one available at Poseidon MP. IMHO you can find even a better selection of girls in the fishbowl if compared to Poseidon. Lots of 8s and 9s. Quite a few stunners and certainly, nice babes among the sideliners.

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Services. Awesome and usually a couple of beers do break the ice. The girls are nice IMHO and I really got an excellent service from one of them that eventually said I could cum on her belly. Jesus! Otherwise you are entitled to one bang and a BJ in the bathtub and another round on the bed. Pinga's thoughts on Mirage: great up-scale place with lots of hot and stunning TGs. Thumbs up. Try to hit the place around 18:00 hrs. Otherwise, do not bother till 20:00 hrs. Prices. The fishbowl is certainly big and the TGs are divided into two groups. The group on the left has the best quality of the girls, most of them with nose and boob jobs and the price is B/.2.200 per 2-hr service. The group on the right also has attractive women and the price is B/.1.900. Both girls offer you 2-hr service. The sideliners sitting on the first row of stools are B/.3.100 while the ones sitting in the back row quote B/.3.300 per 1hr 45 min service. Surcharge for farangs. Although farangs are very welcome they have to pay the surcharge. How much? Usually B/.1.000. Sorry fellows. Same thing at Poseidon and Emmanuelle. Experience. IMHO I particularly find the fishbowl TGs at MIRAGE dead gorgeous and with a very nice attitude. Even better than the ones at Poseidon. Hmmmmmmm I tried 2 sideliners at MIRAGE this year and both were great experiences....and the times I was back and picked them up again the experiences were even better. I must confess that once I had to request the papasan to change my girl while at the cashier. The attitude was not that nice and barely a hello was said. The starfish alarm was enabled and I politely declined the services and requested another recommendation. Seemed to be that the girl didn't experience any "rejection" before but I got some experience aiming to reduce a bit the possibility of a potential starfish....

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New Cleopatra

2.1.1.4 New Cleopatra Located on 649-649/1 Asoke-Dindang Rd. Kate Dindang. Bangkok 10320 and just yards away from Champs Elys'ees. Tel. 02.246-6675/85. The sphinx on top of the building is the landmark here. You may wish to check also the TOYOTA building just next door, as another point of reference, since the fly-over highway almost covers completely the main entrance of this nice MP. Just a breath away from Fortune Hotel on Ratchadapisek Rd. Facilities. Once you drop the taxi or your car (valet service available) you need to take the stairs. That will lead you to the main hall of the place. You have two choices. One is to walk to your left in order to see the sideliners and the fishbowl or, to the right in order to see the socalled models. If you take your left it will take you 5 seconds to see the sideliner lounge surrounded with comfortable coaches and 20 or so girls sitting in there. You can take a look inside the lounge and exchange few smiles. You can even invite them for a drink at the coffee shop outside that lounge for few minutes if you wish. Likewise, if you just keep walking and just few steps away in the opposite side of the hall you will find the fishbowl. Fifty or so girls available there and quite a few of them are very young. Few others are busty ones and a titty fuck could be requested. Rooms are quite nice and very clean. The bathtub is big enough and maybe is the only MP that has a crystal cup with candies for the customers. Nice detail. Girls. The selection is nice. I found very little difference among the sideliners and the fishbowl regulars but that's me. Hmmm some sideliners are suspiciously young IMHO. Prices. The fishbowl regulars are available at B/.1.900. The sideliners can be taken for B/.2.500 while the girls at the model lounge are available at B/.2.900 (left side) or B/.3.500 (right)

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Utopia

2.1.1.5 Utopia Location. Utopia is located on 69,69/1-3 Rama IX Road, HuayKwang. This is just minutes away from the intersection of Ratchadapisek Rd. with the avenue just opposite ROBINSON Dept. Store (opposite side of the road). Once on RAMA XI Road, you will see a big billboard “UTOPIA Entertainment Complex”. It's easy to spot on; the complex is kind of isolated since few buildings are on the surroundings. Facilities. This place keeps cleaning ness as a major issue. Excellent facilities and although it has not a big fishbowl the selection and quality was pretty nice. Girls 20+ y.o. for sure. Not young ladies like the ones you can easily find at J1 and Catherine MP for instance. The lobby is the first thing you will hit after entering the place. This is a nice living room with comfortable coaches and a luxurious decoration. The fishbowl will be on your left at the very far end of that living room. Don't be impressed if you could see some cuties talking with customers at the living room, yep! Ah! The sideliners can be found sitting on the left hand side of the fishbowl. Sideliners are sitting in bar stools or comfortable couches. These are the ones that can be approached with the “hello” or “how are you today?” shit…. The reception desk is on the right hand side of the fishbowl and close to the lifts. If you would like to try the model lounge you have to go upstairs to the mezzanine. There is no fishbowl for these girls, there is only a sort of mini-coliseum where the customers have couches and tea tables on the ground floor and the models are sitting in comfortable couches placed by rows and different levels, one row higher than the other from the front to the back. The first row of 3-body couches (around eight) is gathering the girls with the "cheapest" fare of the bunch. The ones sitting in the coaches (far end) are the most expensive ones. Quality of the girls is very nice. Rooms are upscale. Similar to what you can find at the DAVIS GROUP joints i.e. very clean rooms, few rooms have marble finishing for the jacuzzi and most of the rooms have a huge king size bed with clean white sheets.

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Utopia

Girls. Nice cuties. Few fishbowl regulars were really hot and deserve a try. They have quite a few d-cups but mainly the style is to keep the slim and skinny girls (local taste). Overall appraisal: girls are HOT HOT!!!! The sideliners are sitting outside the fishbowl. If you are facing the fishbowl these sideliners are sitting on the coaches located on your left. These coaches can gather 10-15 TGs in there. There are some bar stools in front of them and small round tables so that the customer can even have a talk to them before the BANG. All of the girls at this place are white skinned ones and slim. Few busty ones were spotted. There is also a Model Lounge (Mezzanine). Excellent place to relax. There is no fishbowl upstairs. The so-called models are sitting on comfortable couches (around 8 of these) and seem to be that everyone has their own place. The first row of coaches is gathering the girls with the "cheapest" fare of the bunch. The ones sitting on the couches (far end) are the most expensive ones. Quality of the girls is very nice at this lounge.

Prices. The girls in the fishbowl are divided into two groups. One group (right) is available at B/.2.000 and the second group (left) is ready for a bang for B/.2.200. All the fishbowl girls go for a 2-hr session and a compulsory bang plus a BBBJ. Keep in mind that extra bangs can be negotiable with the girl. The papasan always recommend to try the girls of the fishbowl regulars “left-group”. He often says they provide a wild fuck. The sideliners are available at B/.2.400. All the sideliners provide a 2-hr session. The models (Mezzanine) have different prices. The prices are in between B/.2.900 and B/.3.500. These girls only go for one round in a 90-min way to heaven... There is a surcharge of B/.500 for farangs. However I heard it goes sometimes up to B/.1000 in the worst case. Thus, ASK FIRST, fuck later.

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Caesar ’s

2.1.1.6 Caesars Location. This upscale establishment is located on 212 Ratchadapisek Rd. Huay Kwang. Just opposite Emmanuelle. The best bet to hit this place is to enter Ratchadapisek from Suttisan/Intamara Rd. since the traffic could be a pain in the butt. You will realize that there is no fucking way to cross the avenue once at Emmanuelle for instance. Website? Yes, they have one: www.caesarsentertainment.com Tel. 02.692-5063 Facilities. Excellent. You will feel like entering the lobby of a hotel. The place reminds me a bit of Utopia but a bit better. There are side-to-side automatic glass doors and the main lobby with the bar in front of you. The fishbowl looks clean and perfectly placed having the tables and customers surrounding all the fishbowl throughout its irregular shape.... Your best bet is to immediately look to your left and enjoy the impressive fishbowl. Simply amazing stuff. If the fishbowl is full this can gather easily 250 girls in there. There are quite a few tables distributed all around the place so that you can take a drink on any of them and could see and enjoy the girls sitting in the fishbowl. There are some couches on the very end of the fishbowl. Those couches are mainly for the sideliners. You could take a sit close to them and the mamasan will approach you to recommend and describe the potential services provided by each female. Ah! The rooms are very nice and well decorated. You will feel like in a suite or a deluxe room of any major hotel in Sukhumvit. Believe me! Girls. Excellent choices gentlemen. Even the fishbowl girls are damn pretty. However, we do need to take our time screening the scenario since the girls are sitting a bit far from the glass. Seems to be that busty ones are the main menue here. Of course, nothing to complaint about. For Pinga's taste the fishbowl girls were even better than the sideliners but the mamasan said the sideliners fuck better....dunno! Give this place a try. Prices. Any of the fishbowl girls were available for B/. 2.000 (2-hr session). The sideliners sitting on the couches next to the tables were ready for a bang at B/. 2.800 but for only 90-min session though.

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Copacabana

2.1.1.7 Copacabana Located just round the corner from POSEIDON. This small sister form the Davis Group is quite discrete and is just next door to BARBARA MP as well. Facilities. Once at the entrance, take the stairs. You will be in the middle of the nice lobby facing a surreal sculpture in the middle of the living room. The fishbowl is just behind. The fishbowl is not big and with three rows of seats for the chicks. The sideliners have a special smallish “lounge” on the left side of the fishbowl that resembles a sort of library because of the decoration. The reception desk and cashier are on your right, just placed in front of the stairs that will lead you to the rooms. Standard rooms are clean with a nice bathtub and a set up very similar to the standard units at Hi Class MP. The suite has a huge living room with two sofas, huge big screen TV, a dining room, sauna, BIG Jacuzzi, and three separate "bedrooms". Nice place. Good attitude by the staff. Nice bar and upscale facilities. Girls. Quality of the chicks is OK. Usually 20-30 chicks available in the fishbowl and have two different prices. The ones with blue pins are a bit more expensive. Keep in mind that this establishment is very popular among locals so that you better hit this place early to get a better selection. Prices. The fishbowl regulars are available at B/.2.000 and the ones with blue pin are ready to go for B/.2.200. All prices include a 2-hr service. Sideliners also were available sitting on couches at a smallish living room located on the left of the fishbowl. These sideliners were available at B/.2.800. Suites are available for B/.1.200 extra on top of the cost of the chick you have selected. Close circuit TV. This is available here as well. Channel 14 for the Fishbowl at Copacabana. Channel 15 to see the sideliners lounge and channel 16 to refresh your eyes with the fishbowl at BARBARA MP (next door).

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Chaophraya 1

2.2.2 Option 2 2.2.2.1 J1 (formerly known as Chaophraya 1) Located on Sri Ayutthaya Rd. and 4 minutes walk from the Payathai BTS Station. How to go there? Please, refer to the use of the Skytrain (last chapter of this guide). Facilities. A year ago at this place you could get the "new recruits" at a smallish fishbowl located on the left as soon as you stepped in the establishment. Standing in the same position, on your right-hand side, you could find the "sideliners" who usually were sitting on comfortable couches next to the small bar and close to a karaoke room. Well, if you walk forward to the far end of the living room will be able to see the big fishbowl "containing" around 100 girls in there. However, nowadays the smallish fishbowl of the left has been modified and does not exist anymore and it is being used as an office. The girls were moved from there to the largest fishbowl of the place. Only the sideliners keep their places close to the coaches and the karaoke bar but this time they are sharing a small “lounge”, which is placed facing the fishbowl. The standard rooms are not impressive. Standard units a bit small but clean. A rubber mattress is always provided. This place has been under renovation and got few good comments afterwards. This is one of my regular places. Girls. Regular with looks deserving a 7 qualification and must confess that the selection is very good. Sideliners are now sitting close to the coffee shop (before close to the bar sitting in couches). In my humble opinion these guys call some girls "models" because they are so darn young. No more than 18 IMHO, very thin ones, black long hair, etc. Typical taste for locals. Remarks. Once I went on Loi-kratong day to visit this place and of course to take my service. After the "works" I felt tired as hell and I decided to take my first beer ever sitting close to the small tables that serve as resting place for the papasan(s). I was enjoying looking the fishbowl girls and how the farangs were coming and going and I realize something that might be not a surprise for expats but to the good knowledge for newbies.... I could see and hear how a big blonde fat guy was charged since the beginning B/. 3.000 for a girl in the big fishbowl. He finally agreed to pay B/. 2.500. Another one, in fact was a nerd, was treated as a TV/Movie star by the papasan and was charged B/. 3.000 for the side-liner....a couple of Chinese guys agreed to pay B/.2.800 for regulars at the big-fish-bowl....etc. Well, I though it was something like that but never imagine to see these approaches in less than 1 hour sitting in there. In fact, this is a place, which has widely variable prices in the "menu". Beware newbies. The place is nice, girls are fun and pretty, rooms and towels are fine too. But beware, you can still say no if you don't feel comfortable, and maybe hit another massage parlor (CP2 or Chavalla MP that are located nearby)....

Rip-off WARNING....Rip-off WARNING....Rip-off WARNING!!

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Chaophraya 1

Prices. At J1 I usually pay B/.1.700. Seems to be that THIS is the price for locals. I look like one of them, so to speak. However, a week ago I hit this place with few American fellows and we were quoted B/.2.500 for the fishbowl but a "discount" of B/.200 because we look handsome...WHAT A STUPID POLICY!!.....but this is how they work for long loooooong time. We left the place right away after finishing our beer and left B/.100 to the papasan. The fact is that, as a regular customer and because my little knowledge of Thai language, I was never charged more than: Regular (small fishbowl) Regular (big fishbowl) Special (big fish-bowl) Super-star (close to the bar) : B/.1.400….but does not exist anymore! : B/.1.700 (TGs on left) and B/.1.900 (TGs on right); : B/.1.700….but does not exist anymore! : B/.2.300

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Darling

2.2.2.2

Darling Turkish Bath

Located in Sukhumvit Soi 12. Just before the famous restaurant Condom & Cabbages and one step before Ministry of Sound discotheque. If you are coming with Taxi keep your eyes open after passing the Sheraton Grande Sukhumvit and Times Square. If you are coming by BTS just get off at Asoke BTS Station on the Sheraton's side of the road and walk till Soi 12. There is a 7-11 in the corner of the Soi with Sukhumvit and you may wish to buy few condoms (don't forget the strawberry ones) and some mints for the girls. Girls & Sandwich service. This is maybe one of the specialties of this MP. Busty women are ready to fulfill your fantasies and a bang to two tight pussies is what you will get after requesting the sandwich service. The selection of TGs is very nice and the "sandwich service" has been given thumbs up by many brothers. Just ask the papasan for the services you may require and he will give you the advice. He is there to HELP the customers and he does a great job. Usually a tip of B/.100-200 is enough for him.... Ah! If you would like to select the couple of chicks yourself I think its better to choose the first TG you like from the fishbowl and request HER to choose the second one. With this procedure you will avoid some hesitation during the services since different TGs who are not "friends" usually DON'T CLICK to each other. Another option is to visit EDEN's if you would like special services i.e. cum in mouth/face, deep throat, muff diving, anal fantasies, dildos, etc. What I mean is that several MPs can give you 2 TGs but the main issue is to get a "real 2girl team" in order to let you feel the "sandwich" sensation....that is a BOMB!!!! Enjoying a “sandwich”. Hmm different ways to enjoy a sandwich. I particularly like to lie down on the bed and eat a nice pussy while the other TG is jumping crazy on my small fellow. TGs at Darlings are good when they agreed on which TG will be the one treated under a doggie position while the other just manage herself to put her pussy on your face to be eaten accordingly......these TGs are just amazing!! The fishbowl usually has about 25-40 women. At Darling the best bet for counseling is to request the advise of the papasan i.e. good attitude, decent English, bbbj, etc. If his recommendation does not glance your eyes just do it yourself and request him his opinion on your choice. Whatever is the case, just let the first girl to choose her partner if you are into the sandwich session. My thoughts on Darlings: great MP. You will get nice chicks and good attitude. Expensive MP along Sukhumvit and facilities are a bit old. The girls are not as attractive as Poseidon (Darling: 67 vs. Poseidon: 8-9) but they had great attitudes. I am a regular there. Prices. B/.2.500 for the fishbowl girls. No bargains please. The sandwich service is available for B/.4.000 per two girls. Enjoy!!

Go to Darlings MP and get a good sandwich !!

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Nataree

2.2.2.3 Nataree Located in Ratchadapisek Rd. Huay Kwang. Close to THE EMERALD HOTEL and steps away from Emmanuelle and Hi Class MPs. Tel. 02.692-9144/8 Facilities. This place has two buildings. Looking at them you will realize there are two main gates. The building on the left is mainly devoted for traditional and oil massage and the girls in the fishbowl are wearing jeans and casual clothes in general. Traditional Thai Massage is available at this joint for B/. 400 per 2-hr session. However, a side arrangement can be reached and maybe B/. 1.000 for a couple of rounds can be negotiated. The building on the right, has two fishbowls and one area for sideliners. Fishbowl A (close to the cashier) has the regular fishbowl girls. The other fishbowl gathers mainly the chicks with surgery performed and beautiful boobs. Standard rooms are ok. Nothing special. I can compare these rooms with the ones available at J1. There are also VIP rooms and 1-br karaoke rooms. Thus, you can let the girls sing a song and then bang them accordingly in the privacy of an adjacent room. Girls. There is a very good selection of chicks. The building on the right has two fishbowls (A and B). As soon as you step in this building you have to turn right. You could see further down the hall Fishbowl B gathering most of the D-cups of the establishment. Few steps on that direction and you could see fishbowl A on your left, the largest one. The selection is not bad at all although few plump girls are available as well. Services. Standard routine of bath, massage and sex. Don't forget to ask for a couple of drinks and bring some chewing gum, just to break the ice. A bbbj is in most cases a sure thing and overall performance is okay. English. Chatting up the sideliners or the fishbowl girls is not a problem. You can sit and drink on the sideliner side for some time helping yourself to make up your mind. The English of the fishbowl girls is a bit better than the sideliners as far as I am concerned. Note. Farangs and sometimes non-Thai Asians have to pay the surcharge: B/.500 to B/.1.000. However, this not always applicable. Few of the recommendations of the papasans are mainly related to the girls that SHOULD be recommended on a queue basis. This may not the case in Nataree. Haven't seen it. Not sure. However, there is no rip off at Nataree I reckon. A tip of B/.100 to the papasan, if you approach him, will be enough My opinion was based on many visits I've done alone and together with farang friends. Always a good attitude and same prices. I couldn't see any attempt of rip off with other farangs.... Forgot to mention....A couple of times I visited this place together with one Chinese pal. He talked to the young papasan at Nataree. He recommended a TG who was fluent in Chinese and my pal had her twice. My pal said that the papasan was not fluent in Chinese (Mandarin) but good enough to handle a conversation and get the info you want...seems to be that this young papasan has a very good Cantonese command..

Nataree are

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2.2.2.4 Catherine

Catherine

Located in Rama IX Rd. Just next door to the Royal Pacific Plaza Hotel and La Defense (ex-Juliana MP) just 100 yards on your right after entering the Soi from Rama IX Rd. The area is called Bangkapi. Facilities. This place has a nice lobby lounge and a pub-restaurant that faces the fishbowl. The fishbowl is large and I think its the same size as the one in J1 (Sri Ayutthaya). Girls are distributed into two main groups (left and right). No sideline stool bars or coaches at the lobby. The reception is smallish and very close to the only lift available to a customer's eye. The model lounge and the sideliners are waiting for you at the 5th floor and to go there you have to take the lift. No need any escort, do it yourself without hesitation. Moreover, don't be surprise to share the lift with few customers going alongside with their cuties ready for the bang upstairs…. The model lounge is not big but has few comfortable coaches and round tables if you wish to have a chat with those girls. The sideliners are sitting in the bar stools of the main bar and will face you as soon as you step on the model lounge coming from the lifts. Two papasans are permanently on duty there so; if you need help, just ask them. The rooms are nicely decorated. I think the standard is just about the same of a Davis' group MP room itself.

Fishbowl regulars with two bangs guaranteed!!!!

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Catherine

Girls. The selection is huge. This place is quite popular among locals and these guys love to bang the cuties early in the afternoon before having the “family weekend” with wife and kids. Thus, try to hit this place as early as 14:00 hrs during the weekends and around 15:00 hrs during weekdays. Otherwise you will get only the left over. So many of the girls are extremely young and few others are plump but you will find what you like after a screening process. The fishbowl regulars (left) are inexperienced and most of them are newbies. The fishbowl regulars (right) offers the best selection of chicks and a nice service is guaranteed. ALL the girls from the fishbowl are trained to give TWO rounds to the customers. Services. Every single fishbowl girl apparently has been trained to service the customer with a bbbj and 2 bangs. Thus, be ready for a blast. A tip to the girl is highly recommended. A better service and attitude is usually found in the group from the right. Prices. Fishbowl girls (left) available at B/.1.500. Fishbowl girls (right) available at B/.1.700. Model lounge girls available at B/.2.800. All the girls will give a 2-hr service despite they come from the fishbowl or the model lounge.

Try Ms. Kung at the model lounge....those lovely tits will make your day!!

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Plaza Entertainment Complex

2.2.2.5 PLAZA Entertainment Complex (PEC) Plaza Entertainment Complex is located (back entrance) at the soi that leads to the Prince Hotel on New Petchaburi Road, across from the junction Soi 3 (Soi Nana) and New Petchaburi Rd. 1543/1-5 New Petchaburi Rd. Ratchatewi, Bangkok 10310. Tel. 02.253-1502/4, 01.2531335/6. The main entrance is on the side of Makassan Road. Plaza MP has 3 MPs (Cupidy, Sherbet and De Lila) that offer girls sitting in fishbowls and/or sideline girls sitting in a lounge. URL: www.plaza-entertain.com Cupidy Massage Every single bloody taxi driver knows about the commission they could get by taking "customers" to CUPIDY. Thus, if going by taxi, just drop in the main gate of PRINCE HOTEL, which is just next-door of the complex. Get in the hotel, fool around 2 minutes at the lobby till you realize that the bastard has left. Cupidy and the sisters MPs are only 1 minute walk far from the main entrance of PRINCE HOTEL. Just leave the main gate turn LEFT, walk down the alley 20 yards and you will hit the main building of PLAZA complex. Turn left again and keep walking 50 yards more. You will see on your right the main gate of the car park and, close to the left, two guys sitting in front of a glass door. Smile, say hello and get in.

Plaza MP (Makkasan Rd.)

Facilities. After you step in the main entrance of Cupidy you will find yourself in the middle of a smallish room called “reception area”. There is a dirty aquarium placed on one corner and a round table and a couch usually with 3 or 4 chicks having some meals or chatting to each other. Just keep cool, smile and immediately turn left. Four steps away and you will be in the main lobby of Cupidy MP. Look to your left and you will see just 1-m away from you all the sideliners of the MP. They are sitting on bar stools and a large couch that is placed alongside the wall. Likewise, if you look to your right, you will see the main lobby of the MP with red color couches. The reception desk is in the other end of that lobby and just two meters away the lifts leading to the rooms. Papasans are usually hanging around that area and one will definitely approach you and show you the chicks. You may wish to follow him or just smile and keep walking through the hall in front of the “sideliners” area. The fishbowl is at the end of that short hall and you will see a well-stocked fishbowl.

Cupidy MP

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Plaza Entertainment Complex

Take a sit, order a beer and make up your mind with two or three chicks. Sip more of your beer and proceed with the selection while enjoying one of those couches placed in front of the fishbowl. Be friendly and after choosing your girl ask the price to the papasan. If they come up with a stupid figure just tell them you came with two friends before and paid only B/.1.800 (fair price)....see his reaction. No deal? Walk away, unless you got really impressed with the selection. A B/.2.000 deal might be good if that's your first time at this MP. If there is no agreement, tip him B/.50-100 and leave the place smiling. This place is a bit famous for the “commission to taxis” and stupid rip-off attitude if papasans realize you are a newbie. Few of the sideliners are cute. They are available at B/.2.400 per 2-hrs to heaven. The rooms Cupidy MP use are THE SAME as the ones used by SHERBET MP on the other side of the ground floor at the same building. Sherbet Member Club Located on the 2nd floor of Plaza and it is advertised as a members club, if you enter Plaza via the main entrance (Makkasan Rd.) you will get through this lounge pretty fast. Facilities. Take the stairs and you will find yourself at the main lobby of the “members club”. You don't need to be a member to get in. If you look to your left you will find lounge No. 1. This is a smallish nicely decorated lounge for the models at the fifth floor. The models are sitting in there if they arrive early and around 18:00 they go as a group to the facilities upstairs. Yes, they can be taken from there for the first round if you fancy any of them. You keep walking and one papasan will approach you and will wait to answer any inquiry you may have. There is no harassment or bad looks whatsoever. On your right, just opposite to Lounge No.1 there is a smallish counter and you may wish to pick up a name card and talk to any papasan hanging around that area.

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Plaza Entertainment Complex

Keep walking through the lobby, pass lounge No. 1 and, suddenly, you will be just in front lounge No. 2. This is also a nicely decorated lounge and the girls in there are the sideliners. Most of them got big boobs and nose jobs and huge watermelons are available if you are into it. The sideliners are sitting on very comfortable couches and usually talking to each other. These chicks are able to talk to the customers a bit, if requested, at those tables placed just opposite to this lounge (close to the gate leading to the restrooms). There is no commitment so that you can perfectly change your sideliner if your first selection does not fulfill your expectations. These sideliners are available at B/.2.400 per 2-hr service. Well, now it is time to talk about the fishbowl. This well stocked fishbowl is just on the right of Lounge No. 2. The fishbowl is big and around 80 chicks are working in there. The selection is good and IMHO can be compared to the ones at Catherine or Hi Class. The girls on your left will cost you B/.2.000 for a body massage (1.5 hr service) while the girls on your right will cost you B/.1.900 for 2-hr session. De Lila Massage Located on the 6th floor of PEC and is a member's-type club, although you don't need to be member to get in. This is the so-called MODEL LOUNGE and you will find some very attractive sideline girls (supposed 'models', students, office workers, etc.) sitting in the lounge area. To go to this lounge you should walk in front of the fishbowl and follow a narrow hall. This will lead you to a smallish counter and the elevators. You just get in and the “operator” will stop at the model lounge. Once there, just walk to the left. Pass the counter and you will find yourself in the middle of a HUGE nicely decorated lobby. Walk through the lobby and you will find the “models” sitting in couches at the far end of the place. Take a sit on any couch closely to the pretty girls. Take your time and do not hesitate if you would like the assistance of the papasan or mamasan. The models are distributed into two groups and sitting on a two-row set of couches. Most of the girls from the left-side girls are available at B/.2.700 and most of the right-side chicks will cost you B/.3.200. There is a high surcharge for farangs. The surcharge is B/.1.500 and this might be negotiated if you are accompanied by a regular with good relationships with the papasan. If you are a farang you may wish to negotiate with the chick straightforward. Call her to share a drink with you. Tell her that you will give her a nice tip so that she can speak to the mamasan and agree to 'service” a farang. Thus, there won't be any surcharge. You just tell your chick that you will give her B/.1.000 as a tip at the end of the session. Remember that you are about to give a B/.500 tip anyway so B/.500 more to get a nice lady is not that bad. However, if you decide to pay the surcharge you have to consider that the surcharge is going straight to the establishment and the girls may expect a tip on top of whatever else you have spent.

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Plaza Entertainment Complex

VIP rooms Excellent choice if you are going there with your friends. Try the VIP suite for another B/.1.900. By doing this you will get the PENTHOUSE, which is a nice apartment equipped with a sauna, big Jacuzzi, dining room and four bathrooms with bathtubs on each of them. Thus you can get the experience of your life. Just beware of the stupid mamasan who keeps looking every movement till the girls jump in the Jacuzzi. The fucker will be there till the Jacuzzi is almost full. Thus, she is bloody wasting our time for good sanook. Best way to manage this situation is to order to start filling the Jacuzzi once you are ordering the VIP room at the counter. Order the drinks to the two or three maids that will enter the penthouse with you guys, pay the shit and said good bye to the fucking mamasan. Otherwise you will get short in time for the bang…. you are informed!! Ah! There is a suite with a large Jacuzzi available at B/.5.000 and around 8 couples can fit in comfortably ! Go for it !

PLAZA Penthouse

PLAZA Penthouse

PLAZA Penthouse

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Monalisa

2.2.2.6 Monalisa Located next door to Siam Hotel on New Petchburi Rd. and just yards away from the intersection of New Petchburi Av. with Asoke Rd. Just tell the taxi (sorry guys no BTS Sky train) that you are going to Siam Hotel. Get off there and walk-back 20 yards. By doing this you will avoid a surcharge of B/.500 that usually goes to the unscrupulous taxi driver because since whatever commission the MP gives to the taxi-driver will be charged on your final bill. Girls. Good selection. The fishbowl has an internal division so that you will get the impression of two fishbowls. The fishbowl (left) is larger than the one on the right. I am quite happy with the up-grade seen on the quality of the chicks. Girls on your left have very impressive breasts. Quite a few are D-cups. Seems to be that Monalisa focus their chicks by the size of the breasts so, if you are a breast-man you may wish to pay a visit to this establishment. The girls sitting on the right-side of the fishbowl are B/. 300 more expensive than the group of the left. The service lasts 2-hr in both cases.

Monalisa MP

However, these chicks are entirely busty ones. Oh! God! Excellent titty fuck! Some nose jobs can be found among them as well. These chicks are simply stunning. I am a breast-man so, you will understand. The other group of chicks (sideliners) are wearing a blue pin with their number on it while all the others sharing the same fishbowl (right) wear a red pin. These sideliners remain seated at a smallish fishbowl on the right. Most of the red-pin girls have an agent and requires extra work to date them outside. The ones with blue pins are going and coming to work on their own. Relatively easy to date them outside, go for dinner and BANG!!!! Most of the blue-pin chicks are Chinese-looking but 90% with boob and nose jobs perfectly performed. The red-pin girls sharing the small fishbowl (right) are mainly university students, day-time workers, etc. so that these chicks are B/.300 more expensive than their sisters on the left. I asked the papasan on this and he said that “….lady on small tank no boom-boom too much. They work, study….” so to speak.

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Monalisa

Russians. The current harassment policy enforced by the police towards the "illegal" condition of some ex-Soviet cuties changed the scenario. No more socialist babes working at Monalisa during 2003. I think that the harassment done by the police to the Russian cuties is because these Soviet sisters have big money in their pockets after some "services" are done during the day. Thus, difficult for the police to get such easy "fresh money" at night-time when the police approach these babes. Just a thought. Anyhow, some cute “KGB agents” are still found at CM2 (basement of NOVOTEL Siam Square) around midnight every day. God only knows till when. Facilities. According to my experience last year the rooms were not so good and towels were simply a crap. Very old ones and not clean. Till the end of 2002 you could manage to see even some yellow spots on the blankets. Simply the place was a rat-hole. However, early this year I got some info from few bros indicating that the facilities and blankets, bedsheets, etc were nicely up-graded. I verified this on several occasions since then and glad to confirm these news was true. Monalisa has performed a nice up-grade. That was good. Prices. The girls siting on the left were B/.1.500 and quite a few were D-cups. However, I am always hungry for the ones sitting on the right available at B/.1.800. Keep in mind that both kinds of chicks will give you 2hrs service and an impressive attitude. The so-called "sideliners" are currently found messed-up with the girls of the right inside the fishbowl (not anymore sitting on couches) and use to show off a blue pin with their number on it. These babes are cute as well and available for B/.2.000 per 1hr 40 min session to heaven.

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2.2.2.7 Chaophraya 2 Located close to the intersection of Sri Ayuthaya Av. with Rathchaprarop Road. This is close to Pratunam area and just next door to a Toyota dealership joint. This large building has a massage parlor, cocktail and karaoke lounges as well as private bars.Around 10-min walk from Payathai BTS Station. Girls. When you enter, you will be amazed to see 100-150 girls sitting in a large fish bowl behind a large glass window. The chicks are wearing mainly translucent silk-type dresses. You could see their breasts and obviously how your potential girlfriend looks like. Looking at the fishbowl you could see on the right side quite a few masseuses that look not that nice. In fact some of them are 30+ and many others are chubby gals. Forget about these ones. You are not there for a TTM or any extra from these girls. On the left side you will find soapy girls that have breasts with a size above Thai standards. In the middle group there are few young girls and some others are quite good-looking ones. No sideline girls are working here. All the girls available at CP2 are on display at the fishbowl, one of the biggest available in Bangkok. No sideliners or model lounges available there. Services. The color of the ribbon indicates the type of service a girl provides. The girls are seated in different areas according to the following categories.

1. NO RIBBON
Formerly red ribbon, called "Star Massage"), B/.1.700 including bath & sex.

2. YELLOW RIBBON
"Superstar Massage", B/.1.700 that includes bath & sex. The girl is more experienced at giving the bath and massage and the room may be a slightly higher quality than with Star Massage. Note: on either service i.e. red and yellow ribbons, a massage is secondary. Go better for a bang and take a proper massage somewhere else.

3. BLUE RIBBON
"Thai Traditional Massage", B/.500 for just a bath and a massage. A service of B/.1.500 is also available with these cuties for bath & sex & massage. The girls are older and not for PINGA's taste.

4. GREEN RIBBON
“Special Body Massage", B/.1.700. You will get a round of bath & sex plus a body massage. The girl will use their titties to give you a nice rub.

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Payment. As usual the payment is up-front at the cashier. The girl you chose will join you there and you can screen the TG before the bang. Prices. The fishbowl girls are available at B/.1.760 (it seems that the B/.60 is a fee covering a sort of VIP room). Nothing special though. While you pay at the reception desk the girl you chose will join you and get the room key from the cashier. She will WEI (Damned sexy!!) take your hand and lead you to the room. Don't pay more than B/.1.600 (standard room) or B/.1.700 (VIP room). My suggestion is to hit this place around 17:00-18:00 and focus the attention on the girls sitting on the left (red ribbon). Experience. I went once to Chaopraya 2 and took a very pretty newbie for B/. 1.600. I must say that other one was looking at me in an enchanting way but no budget for a "sandwich". After the "works" were finished I had some other personal matters and hours later headed to CM2.... Oh! Surprise! The girl from CP2 arrived around 00:30...but along with the other two pretty girls. She recognized me while I was dancing and, after some chit chat, I finally left the place with the one that was looking at me while at CP2....I invited her to

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2.2.2.8 Chavalla MPs Chavalla is a chain of MP offering BJs and BBBJ for B/. 1.200 per session. One branch is located almost next door to Chaophraya 2 MP. The other one is close to Colisseum restaurant-pub in Thonglo and the third one I am aware of is located in Pinklao area near Pata Pinklao Mall. Services. I use to get a BBBJ from these girls. Their expertise is outstanding. Have you been to Lolitas? Star of Light? Kangaroo bar? Well, try Chavalla and make a field report. Simply amazing. Likewise, I really was not aware of the semi-private cubicles for a TTM session at B/.300. I was never offered a TTM at any of the Chavalla branches as mentioned by few bros. I've never heard these MPs got such semi-private rooms since I was never offered such a service. Since my very first visit, I was offered the 1.2K service with the light massage and BJs included and was happy with that duh.... The service is usually done in rooms having a good bathtub, large bed and other facilities. Well, these are the rooms were the BJs are performed and the only ones I thought were available at the Chavalla MPs. Nice to know that they have some girls for TTMs but I do prefer other TTM joints to get a nice massage. IMHO Chavalla is THE place for BBBJs. The times I've been there couldn't see specific girls offering TTMs since all were grouped in a bunch of nice babes...Yep, there are several MPs where the TTM girls and the soapy girls share the same fishbowl but are identified either by ribbon/pin colors or outfit.....i.e. CP2 (Sri Ayutthaya), Nataree MP sister or even Barbara MP (Ratchadapisek Av.) Sorry Sir, no boom-boom. I was told by the Chavalla girls that a full service is not possible because the papasans really enforce this policy. These guys are walking around the halls and checking through the door's window whether the girls are giving the BJs or fucking with a customer. The TGs told me that if they are found having sex they are required to pay the fine and even could get fired. Have fun!!

Blowjobs ONLY!!!!

Chavalla MP

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Cheap MP joints

2.2.3 Option 3

2.2.3.1

Sweetheart MP

2.2.3.2

Venus MP

Located further down Sukhumvit Soi 5. You have to pass the FOODLAND after a minute walk. Keep going 20 seconds walking down and you will face a smallish subsoi on your right just after passing the Amari Boulevard Hotel. This small sub-soi is just few meters away Gulliver's Pub, so that's a landmark. That sub-soi does not have more than 20m but is crowded with places i.e. karaokes, clubs, bars, etc. Mainly catering ATMs (Japanese guys). Don't bother to even look those chicks. Keep walking and after 10 steps you will see SWEETHEART MP on your right. The mamasan is a chubby one that will say hello and invite you to take a rest on the comfortable couch. NO HASSLE. The lobby is relatively big. It has on one side the only large couch where the girls remain seated. The couch for customers is just opposite to theirs. If you don't like the TGs, you just finish your beer and walk out. Leave B/.50 to the mamasan and promise to come back again. That's all. Rooms. Don't expect anything fancy or even close to the Ratchadapisek joints. There are two floors devoted for the bangs. In fact, few of these rooms servicing customers are the “permanent residence” of several of these girls. There is one solely bathroom with no bathtub per floor. Air-con is ok and bed sheets are passable. Prices. B/.800 per 1.5 hr. Don't forget to take a beer and tip the girl. The cuties are happy with B/.300 tip.

Another cheap MP with a so-so selection of girls. Located just opposite World Trade Centre in that square that has the Big C supermarket. Small rooms with normal size bath. Remember this is a cheap MP so don't expect too much, ok? Prices: 90mins 1,300 bath.

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2.2.4 Others 2.2.4.1 Riviera

Opposite to Bangkok Cozy MP in Petchburi Rd. The selection is ok considering Pinga's taste. You have to go early because this is a favorite joint for locals and locals are eager to fuck right after working hours since they have to be back home not that late. Prices. Fishbowl right B/.1.300; Fishbowl left B/.1.500. The "models" sitting on a nice couch close to the customers are ready for a bang at B/.1.700 with a fucking time of 90 minutes in all cases. 2.2.4.2 Zodiac

Located in Petchburi Rd. Just right after Riviera on the same side of the road. This is Another crowded joint. Seems to be that the locals get horny on Fridays. The car park is cracking on the weekends because of the amount of cars and local customers in there.....although, a good selection of chicks is available. It has a smallish fishbowl but clean and friendly. Farang policy. You will face the "FARANG CANNOT FUCK HERE" policy. I approached the papasan and politely requested more info. He said in Thai "....sorry, you and your friend (Asian features) are ok. B/. 1.700 per 90-min service but your farang friend (Caucasians) cannot fuck here....sorry...." There is no way to get laid here with farang company, we just kept smiling and moved on to the next place. Update. Been there a couple of days ago trying to check out the details of the membership offered in the local night variety magazines....Horny for a bang but unfortunately none of the girls were on PINGA's taste.... Prices. Fishbowl girls (left): B/. 1.100 per 2-hr session. Fishbowl girls (right): B/. 1.400 per 2-hr session. Sideliners (*): B/. 1.700 per session. (*) Sideliners are sitting on the bar stools close to the next lounge (coffee shop). Membership. I was told they were boasting B/.6.000 VIP cards that allows you to get 5 boom booms plus one for free of your choice. Well, this does not exist. They said you can keep those 6K as a "savings account" and they will add a B/.500 bonus to that amount. Thus, you can use the card anytime you get laid and the guys will debit the "cost of the selected girl" accordingly.

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2.2.4.3 Evita Evita is directly opposite to Meree MP on New Petchaburi Road, just east of the Ekkamai Av. Facilities. This place will welcome you at the basement of a sort of condominium. Use the valet parking service. Leave your car or taxi just in front of the glass door, get in the main entrance; light a cigarette and head upstairs. Once upstairs, you will be in the main lobby, which seems to be more like a dinning room. Locals are eating as they are at any restaurant. Weird. So many tables placed in that lobby. Along the right side you will see a looong couch where the sideliners remain seated. The fishbowl is just in front of you. This is a large one with around 80 girls on display. Take a seat close to the fishbowl and order a beer. There is very little hassle and farangs are very welcome to this MP. Don't worry. The reception desk is on your right and the lift few steps away. Rooms are quite good but do not expect Mirage, Hi Class, Caesars or Poseidon-type rooms. Girls. The fishbowl usually shows busty chicks but in looks they are far behind the joints along Ratchadapisek. I focus on the ones sitting on couches (sideliners). These chicks are divided into two groups and could see young cute ones as well. Typical place for locals. Prices. No surcharge for regulars and farangs can negotiate a fair treatment here. The fishbowl girls are available according to the following prices: Girls (left) : 1.3K/2-hr service Girls (center) : 1.6K/2-hr service Girls (right) : 1.8K/2-hr service Selection is ok. The sideliners are usually very busy and saw at least two coming back from a service and in less than 5 min they were hired again.... good boops indeed. The sideliners are divided into two groups. The girls sitting on the left of the loooong couch are ready to go for B/.1.800. The ones sitting on the left will suck your brain for B/.2.500 (suspiciously young ones).

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2.2.4.4 Meree Another MP along Petchburi Rd. and opposite to EVITA MP. The best way is to enter from Praknon Rd. and turn left. If you are going through New Petchburi you will be required to pass EVITA (on your left) and make the U-turn just after passing Ekkamai. Facilities. Once in front of the main gate just get the parking coupon and take the stairs (left). Once inside you will be at the main lobby and the fishbowl is just at the far end of the lobby. Nice place and good layout. Bloody crowded all the time with usually hundreds of cars correctly parked in that huge car park. Valet service is provided. Take a look at the fishbowl just in front of you and a quick sight to your left, where the couches and sideliners remain seated. Take a seat close to those sideliners and focus also on the fishbowl. The sideliners are seated on bar stools and you can request them to join a couple of drinks with you if you wish to screen the chick first. This is a good approach because you can check the attitude of your chick before any potential bang. Rooms are quite similar to the ones available at the Davis Group MPs. I like the bathtub at this MP. Seems to be that the girls have to do the BBBJ as part of the package. I've never have been requested to wear a raincoat while at the bathtub. Girls. Good selection of chicks but man, bloody crowded, you better avoid going during the end of the months. Beauty and cleaning-ness are a standard at this place. The fishbowl offers a good quality of chicks and the sideliners are also a good bet. English. Unfortunately don't expect good English from them. There is a very little hassle by the papasans and farangs are also very welcome. Prices. B/. 1.600 fishbowl-right chicks and B/.1.900 fishbowlleft girls. Sideliners are available at B/.2.300. Remember that sideliners are able to join you for a quick chat before the boom boom. Good choices indeed. Wish the Sky train could go close to this place, shit! Surcharge for farangs. Expect a surcharge for farangs = B/.500. This issue can be negotiable with the papasan.

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2.2.4.5 New Bangkok Cozy Location. Opposite RIVIERA MP on Petchburi Rd. You will find a small alley and have to get in. Once crossed you will be in the main car park of the place. Dismissed the taxi or use the valet service provided. The entrance is at the end of the long hall you have to follow on your right hand. There is a pedestrian bridge 100 yards far from Bangkok Cozy alley so that you may wish to take it and head to Riviera if the selection does not fulfill your taste. The selection is good. Been there twice before but was always disappointed because during my visits there was very little to make Pinga happy and the rooms were as the ones of MONALISA before the refurbishment. However, after reading the billboard mentioning the re-opening of this MP I had to verify the works myself and found it quite nicely decorated and highly up-graded. After entering the main lobby a papasan will greet you at the main gate. You will make your way through a smallish hall and then you will be at the main lobby of the MP. This lobby has some very comfortable couches on your left. The bar is close to the couches and few waitresses are ready to provide you with a beer or cigarettes if requested. On the right you will see a big empty gap so that the customers can stand in front of the fishbowl and check the regular fishbowl girls who are around 80 chicks. Moreover, if youa re not satisfied with the quality of the chicks just look right again and you will see the two-row set of couches devoted for sideliners. There are 20 sideliners there ready to be picked up. Go as early as 17:00 hrs. Girls. The fishbowl is usually full around 16:00. Selection is not bad. I swear to God I saw few chicks ex-Catherines and few others ex-J1 at the fishbowl!!!! Thus, I think the agents were doing a good work placing some chicks at this renovated establishment. Fishbowl girls are divided into two groups (left & right). Sideliners were sitting in comfortable coaches and I did count 16 of them 20+ y.o. The sideliners got only one group and they are sitting on comfortable couches. They have a standard price of B/.2.200 for 2-hr service to heaven. Prices. The fishbowl girls were available for B/.1.600 (left) and B/.1.800 (right) per 2-hr session. You can request the assistance of the papasan who is very helpful and in particular, this guy Mr. SOMYOS. He is a very helpful guy. Couldn't see any surcharge for farangs but they didn't do it before as far as I am aware. Services. The place has a very nice discrete lobby where you can wait for your buddies having a drink i.e. Heineken big bottle for B/.110 and, of course, to take a quick assessment of your chick before the BANG. Sideliners can take a drink with you as well. Give it a try. Have fun!!!!

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2.2.5 Remarks on models and sideliners
Question But anyway, I wonder what kind of service do the model provides? Do you have to negotiate with her or with mamasan?? Answer PINGA: A model will be your partner during the bath session (around 30-40 min) and you can wonder on her sensual body throughout all the time. Then go to bed, have sex (one round) and then talk a bit.... not much to say or do within 90 min rather than concentrate in your only bang..... but you can try to date them outside if you really like her. Ah! There is no need to negotiate with the mamasan on the services since all the models seem to provide a standard session as described above. Just discuss with the mamasan the price of your girl because different models have different prices. PINGA: Same standard session is what I got from both models and sideliners (except from the ones I know). However, the fishbowl girls will normally give you a bj as part of the services provided. I also realize that sideliners and models can give you something else beyond the standard session if you behave good, put some drinks on the table and treat them as your girlfriend for 90 minutes. Thus, you will realize that some will go down and others don't. PINGA: You don't need to be a member to access Poseidon model lounge, the fishbowl or sideliners. Just walk in and choose your girl. However, there are a sort of VIP memberships available for sell and you can get all the info you need through the website http://www.poseidon2000.com or in person, by approaching the manager. PINGA: You will join her in the bathtub and she will rub you for a while. It's nice when they put soap all over your body and later on your legs on her shoulders....a light massage on your chest will follow....go figure. Your dick will be millimeters away from her cute face....a good attitude and a wink and your little fellow can get a nice kiss....you will require the use of a condom for the bang and for the BJ. Very few times I got a bareback bj.

Models, sideliners, regulars provide the same service but just different quality?

Does Poseidon have the VIP membership to join or something??

So, if I have a session with a model, basically both the model and me are fondling each other during bath… 1. What kind of bath?? 2. Inside the bathtub? 3. Then a regular sex (with condom) afterward?? So, there's no Massage before the sex?? When u said u negotiate the price of models with mamasan?? What is the typical price range?? l don't mind to pay hi price, but I just don't want to get ripped off, any suggestions? Typical price? Tips?

PINGA: 3-5K

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When u said, "put some drinks" on the table, do u mean when an arrangement inside the room or before hands? In the MP in S. Fsco. don't have "drinks" service. What's the advantage to become the VIP member?? Will you be the first one to get notified when the hot ones are available...? So, the best time to see the biggest selection of models (not fishbowl girls) is around 6pm or later?? If the girls offer something above and beyond the massage and you decide to have sex can you decline pussy licking and other things on offer (such as BBBJ) without it ruining the atmosphere?

PINGA: A maid will knock the door of your room just a minute after you step in the room with the cutie. She will ask whether you want to have a drink or two.... Of course, you say yes and politely request your girl to ask whatever she wants.... avoid the tea mate; ask for beer or the like.... PINGA: I am afraid you have to ask for that info to the manager or to any current member. I am not, sorry mate. PINGA: IMHO 18:00 hrs is your best bet. PINGA: You won't be seen bad or whatsoever if you just decided either to BANG her or to get the BBBJ once the cost of the services was agreed upon beforehand. If she is an MP girl what you can do is entirely up to you. Some MP girls will not offer French kissing but other do, some will do BBBJ and others will request you to fit a condom, others will accept anal intercourse and others will say NO NO. If you get a girl for a Traditional Thai Massage (TTM) the prices for the EXTRAS, if any, should be agreed before hands i.e. hand job, BJ, BBBJ, fuck, etc. Then you can proceed accordingly. I you have an MP girl you know the routine.... bath, massage, bang, bj, bath, massage, bang.... PINGA: The room is a sort of studio in most cases. There are some rooms at Hi-end MPs that are really first class suites. Lights will be fully on till the maid delivers the drinks and the basket with the "tools" are already placed close to the bathtub. Then with full lights the girl will "take care of you" in the bathtub. However, by the time you leave the bathtub, and before the action on bed, the girl will dim the lights of the lamps on both sides of the bed. At other rooms the main light on the ceiling will be dimmed a bit but not till completely darkness. PINGA: Some of the models are reserved in advance. They give priority to VIP customers (the ones with memberships). PINGA: Unfortunately they don't. English is not common among them. Same thing with the sideliners.

What sort of illumination is there in the MP rooms? I guess all MPs are the different but do some have really bad bright lighting and others have very bad lighting for instance?

I've heard you have to make advanced reservation for the stunners?? Is this true? Do most of the models speak English?

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“.... What is the difference between sideline girl and model girl at the MPs. It is sure that Sideline girl and model girl are more beautiful than fish bowler...."

This sort of discrimination is something implemented by the MPs. They grouped the TGs into different groups according to the Thai taste. Thus, you will see that some sideliners are very young, others are well built and, above all, the MPs mainly offer white-skinned TGs. I particularly barely see any difference among the sideliners and the regular fishbowl girls at J1, Nataree, etc. However, at Emmanuelle the sideliners coded SX ??? are one step up if compared with the fishbowl ones. Models are the ones we can find at POSEIDON, PEGASUS, CLEOPATRA, MIRAGE and CEASARS.... pretty stunners usually with some featuring in local magazines. In short, you better give them a try. See the girls yourself and define your model-type TG.

“.... I think sideline girl of Mirage is the most beautiful in my experience. Siam Hotel Coffee shop freelancers have also good looking...."

MIRAGE gathers a great bunch of sideliners and model-type TGs. Same category of POSEIDON, CAESARS, EMMANUELLE and even CLEOPATRA. No doubt about it. Siam Hotel is a place to find freelancers. Many of them are MONALISA girls, others are Thermae-type TGs and few times you can get good looking students searching for a TIP. Keep in mind that BEAUTY IS IN THE EYES OF THE BEHOLDER. I think you cannot compare one with another.

A friend of mine has had some bad luck lately and we will be in BKK for just a few days. I want to get him the most unbelievable stunner he can find for 48 hours Can we get a model from Emmanuelle, Mirage, and Poseidon to leave for a few days? Which place would be the best to approach? What would approx cost be for 24 hours?

A MODEL from an MP will cost you an arm and only if she really wants to go out with you. IMHO you don't impress them with money. They usually choose their customers who are damn big spenders dropping Gucci or Prada stuff as tips!! How much? For free sometimes and maybe 10K for some of them. Remember, they bang two or three times a day and usually get 2-3K out of whatever the customer pays to the establishment, go figure....

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Do they have outcall service? i.e I want to bring the gal back to my hotel instead of banging her there. What'd be the surcharge?

PINGA: I am not aware of that kind of service at POSEIDON. However, I was told that any approach on taking the girls out from the establishment might be possible but damn expensive. You first have to get the consent of the chick and then fix the price. The establishment will get 3-4 rounds at a standard price as a commission (the girl will get its percentage) and then you should fix the TIPS for her. I think you better get a normal service with the one you like and then elaborate on any further arrangement directly with the chick. ?Some will go and some will not. Good luck!

My budget is around B/. 4.000. Should I head straight to the 3rd floor for better quality gals? - The Venus showcase or model lounge?

PINGA: Quality depends on YOUR taste. Been at the 3 Fl. quite a few times and quite often I found a better selection at the fishbowl. The really stunner models are booked in advance (several days) and if they arrived they will sit just behind the smallish bar at the far end of the lobby instead of the normal couch for the “left-over”. Keep in mind that there is a surcharge for farangs B/. 500 and the cost for the services with the girls at the model lounge have to be negotiated with the mamasan....

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Is there a minimum charge? Say, if I can't find any gal I like, can I simply go away without paying? or do I need to buy a drink?

PINGA: There is NO minimum charge at the MODEL LOUNGE and fishbowl area. If you are not happy with the selection, just smile and walk away. A B/. 100 tip to the mamasan on your way out always does help.

Is the price negotiable? Should I negotiate direct with the gal or thru the papasan/mamasan?

PINGA: IMHO prices either at the fishbowl, sideliners or model lounge are pretty fixed. If you would like to negotiate any price you should do it with the mamasan. You are not able to negotiate any cost with the girls rather than the ones involving extra services i.e. one more bang, back door, bbbj, etc. and you better do this ONLY when you both are alone at the room.

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Useful remarks

2.2.6 Remarks on a sandwich service
Question How do you deal with two women at once? Answer PINGA: Well, you should try a sandwich service either at Darlings or any other MP. You just need to follow the flow.... PINGA: yep, most of the girls I've been with do insist in this matter while a sandwich is performed. PINGA: As the Master said, use your imagination. You have one dick, 10 fingers and a tongue eager to take some pussy.... PINGA: If you are in a budget you better hit SWEEAT HEART MP in Sukhumvit Soi 5. A bang can be obtained for B/. 800. Remember that you get what you paid for....

Do you change your condom when you switch chicks? Do you have sex with them one at a time?

Is there any MP where I can go near Soi 4 that charges around a B/. 1.000 per girl. I'm on a limited budget but still want to indulge with two girls at once for a modest price.

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Young and fresh chicks

2.2.7 Remarks on youth and services provided
Question Answer

It appears that some Soapies have a happy hour special where they offer a reduced price...I think CP2 has been reported to offer this from 11:00 to 13:00 for B/.1.300...do other Soapies...say on Petchaburi...have this discounted price policy? It appears that Nataree consists of Nataree Soapy MP and a secondary facility referred to as Nataree Sister(?) that has a different selection of TG. Might be a KTV or a TTM place.... any comments and clarifications? Some MP's have what is referred to as a Newbies Bowl...where they have TG that are not fully trained in the art of massage...these ladies would be more geared toward bath and then sex...I think CP2 and CP3 are set up with this arrangement...is this setup familiar to anyone, any thoughts?

PINGA: Never been that early at any soapy but I will ask next time I hit any MP and update on this. Never heard of happy hours at any Mps.

PINGA: Kindly refer to the info cited for NATAREE MP

PINGA: CP2 has only one fishbowl. The girls are divided into three or even four groups i.e. green, yellow, blue and red ribbon. Nowadays the ones formerly wearing red ribbons now appear to have NO RIBBON. The ones wearing green ribbons are the so-called "newbies". No special fishbowl for newbies in there. At J1 months ago there was a small fishbowl on your left as soon as you step in the establishment. This fishbowl was gathering all the newbies and the recruits provided by "agents" aiming a training programme in there. This fishbowl does not exist anymore. All the cuties are now sharing a long fishbowl on the right but they are divided into three groups. Some special girls (most of them suspiciously young) appear to be sharing the fishbowl as well.... before they were sitting in coaches next to the bar. The sideliners are now hanging around the coffee shop and you can talk to them for a while before the bang. PINGA: J1, Catherine and Nataree....

Say you were in the mood for going to a MP and snagging an 18-21 year old TG out of the FB without too much difficulty.... what are the top three MP's where this would yield a high degree of success?

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Okay, let me get this straight. Poseidon allowed this dark skinned Issan girl to work there for 2 months in order to make as much money as they could from the sale of her virginity and newbie status. Then once they milked her status for as long as they could, they kicked her out because they don't allow dark skinned Issan girls to work in their establishment. Did I understand that correctly? I understand the Japanese will pay a lot for a girls' first time. Funny though I actually like Dark Skin better than light skin. Why cant these place understand one mans meat is another mans poison. And I didn't mean that to sound the way it did. Like the man Pinga says, treat all the girls with the respect they deserve. “.... Are there any MP's that do equally employ both the light skinned northern ladies as well as the dark skinned Issan ladies?...." “.... Any places where you can look into the fishbowl and see a good mixture of both or do they have separate fishbowls for the Issan ladies?

PINGA: Yes, you did. That's exactly what she told me. I think Poseidon is not the only place where you can find these examples. Bangkok Cozy is another one and the list goes on....

PINGA: There are hundreds of horny locals and Chinese/Japanese customers on waiting list aiming a place to screw a virgin. I was told the prices are variable i.e. 30-40K PINGA: That's the key point. IMHO the MPs were built to approach the needs of the locals and not the ones of the farangs. Thus, you have to accept the "local taste" we usually found at the Mps.

PINGA: We KNOW what these cuties really are but they are human beings on top of things. PINGA: You may wish to pay a visit to Catherine, CP2, J1, Darlings, Nataree, PlazaCupidy, Plaza-Sherbet, etc.... PINGA: There is no a separate fishbowl for Isaarn girls at the MPs I've been at. At least I've never seen such a thing. That's my humble opinion.

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Chicks saying NO

2.2.8 MP girls saying NO to a certain customer Some girls who are "veterans" at the fishbowl or the ones with a reasonable list of regular roster of clients have the "right" to say NO if she does not like a particular type of customer i.e. Caucasian, black guys, Indian fellows, etc. However, the policy differs from MP to MP. At J1, for instance, haven't seen a girl saying no. I also asked to the different girls I've tried and these chicks were all under agents who put them at J1 to be trained. Thus, odds that these chicks could say no once requested for a service. However, few months ago, brother OEJ requested Ms. Bee at Nataree and this one said no because he was a farang. There is a general appraisal from all those chicks that the farangs (Caucasians and black guys) have long dicks. I saw similar reactions at Hi Class, Emmanuelle, etc. In fact, papasans are great filters and will discourage customers on selecting a certain chick if they are aware that this particular girl may say NO to a certain customer.... hope this helps.

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EDEN CLUB vs DARLING MP

2.3

Eden Club vs. Darlings?

Cannot compare EDENs and DARLINGS. These two places offer different kind of services. DARLING MP is a massage parlor and EDENs is a sort of "fantasy brothel".... Thus, different sort of services provided and the quality of the girls will depend entirely on your particular taste.

Eden Club

Darlings MP

Eden Club offers you girls that are trained to go after you but in teams. Marc does guarantee that these girls will give you a BBBJ, c.i.m., swallow, ass-licking, etc. In other words, they are trained to spoil your brain in 90 minutes, got the point? Likewise, they can dress up in whatever outfit the customer chooses before the BANG and you can even select the dildos beforehand. Some chicks behind the yellow line are even ready to open the back door. Keep in mind that you can approach any girl before selecting the lucky one while screening the scenario at the bar.

DARLINGS MP is a regular MP. A sandwich is not the main course here but is well-known because few girls have been doing a nice job working in pairs. Breasts are nice and natural in most of them, at least the ones I've tried. Just ask the papasan on who can provide certain services (specials) and you won't be disappointed. I particularly suggest the ones that are good in bbbj since I’ve been drained more than once by those girls. At Darlings you cannot talk to the girl before the bang and cannot choose a dildo or even her outfit. Darlings is an MP not a bar or a club. Likewise, girls at Darlings are better looking than the ones at EDENs. You better check it out.

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PATTAYA MPs

2.4

Pattaya Mps

Sabai Dee, fairly new and big place, you can choose from 100+ beauties then sit down with her at the table and have a drink and chat before going up. Sabai Rooms, another large place with many cuties. The above 3 places are in North Pattaya on 2nd Road within 1 minute of each other. There are some smaller massage places, check the free papers or ask around. Also many traditional massage parlors. Enjoy! Prices in Pattaya MPs are usually B/.1.500. How to got here? Just tell any of those “taxis” you are going to BIG C. The MPs are in the other side of the road. All these MPs are 1min walk from each other. Don't worry. You simply cannot miss it.

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BARONS BARBER SHOP

2.5

Oil Massage

2.5.1 Barons Barber Shop Location. Just next door to The Emporium Shopping Mall. 660-662 Sukhumvit Soi 24. Klongtoey. They do traditional and oil massage. There are two entrances to the place. From Sukhumvit the entrance is just next door to 7-Eleven. You pay attention to a smoked-glass door with a BARONS Barber Shop logo. However, if you go through Soi 24, it is the first left-alley way. Tel. 02.2613860/2. You will see all girls on display sitting in one couch with a U shape. There are usually about 10-20 girls to choose from at noon. There are few chicks dressed up in white masseuses uniform in the other corner of the lounge but the cuties for oil massage are dressed in a way that you could already see what you'll get. TTM. Traditional Thai Massage is also provided at Baron BS. But, who the hell go there for a traditional one when the best cuties are ready for an oil massage and something else? In fact, for a traditional massage there are other spots with strong girls (mainly in late 30s or above) and very well trained at Wat Pho. This kind of Traditional Thai Massage will cost you no more than B/. 350 per 2-hr service plus a suggested tip of B/.100-200. A TTM is an experience you will never forget. Ah! I talked to my regular cutie there and she said that NOT all the girls are available for traditional massage. Thus, I was afraid to pay the cheaper traditional massage service and be assigned a girl who does not like the “extras”….NO WAY!!!! Therefore, if you would like to save some few hundred Thai Bahts by taking the “TTM alternative” at Baron's you can be assigned a girl which MAY NOT be of your preference. To be honest, I've never tried this Traditional Massage Option at BBS. My girl said she does not perform traditional massage and the fact is that BBS girls are ready for the TIP by giving their sweet services through the oil-massage 'service". However, if there are available some girls for traditional massage in such a place where fucking is going on at the 6 available rooms ODDS that they will not offer you an "extra".... Ways to get in. Entrances to get in Baron's don't make any difference. Both will guide you to the same lobby, counter and girls. You will see the girls sitting in sofas waiting to be picked up. Pay for the 2-hr oil massage (B/.800) and make your choice. At the room you can agree on the cost for the extras without being hesitated. Payment. You have to pay up front (reception desk) the option of your choice, which is either B/. 400 for 1-hr massage or B/. 800 for 2-hr session. Go for the 2-hr session guys. Then choose your girl, take your time I doing so or just ask for the “legends”. Be discrete. I suggest you just whisper your desire for an “extra” while at the counter and get her feedback. Then proceed accordingly. English. Some of them don't speak good English, but that's not a problem. Girls. There are 6s and 7s in average. Don't expect any stunners here. Girls look real sexy and you could start rating them in the 1-10 scale. They dress up very light and you could see their breasts saying hello to you since that's the first impression they want to give. 80% of the chicks got a boob job and almost half of them went for a nose surgery as well.

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BARONS BARBER SHOP

Rooms. Small and dark with in-room shower. There are 2 types of room for massage services. One with just a bed and one with a shower built-in. the one without the shower, while less convenient, is a bit bigger and has mirror on the wall but this is mainly used by the normal Thai Traditional Massage masseuses are dressed in white and sitting opposite the oil-massage girls in the same lobby. However, most of the times you will get a room with a built-in shower when you go for the 2-hr option. Standard procedure suggested: Once at the room, order a drink, get undressed and take a shower. Few girls may get a shower with you and others may not. In this last case the girl will wait for you naked and wrapped in her towel waiting for you to finish. The massage is not that nice, but you didn't go there for one of those, right? In some cases massage is very poor. The girl will apply common baby oil (Johnson) and then rub your fucking body. She will use almost all the oil in your back leaving some for your chest…. However, by the time you are requested to turn around you will be offered extras. Yes!!!! A bang is commonly quoted B/. 1.500. Seems to be that this figure is the norm. Don't try to bargain, the price for the services is fair enough. The girl will get naked and you will see whether the girl respond to your rating given before. Any stretchmarks? Well, not everything is fine though. However, these issues are not a problem fellows…. You have to go for the BBBJ and after finishing she will continue with the massage. Time to re-fill the balls guys. These girls allow you to go for unlimited bangs so, you better either take some Penegra or just behave like a prisoner just released from the cell. Bang as much as you can!!

Few girls will kiss every inch of your body. Some will scrub themselves and let you scrub her all over their bodies and those bodies rock fellows. Few are the kind of girls you want to ask her out for lunch or dinner, great personality, good manners, great massage and great sex even with the back door open!! What else anyone wants? However, just avoid being around while these chicks are getting drunk. These chicks are nice souls but the “bar girl they have inside” will rise up after few shots and that’s a scene that you don’t want to see. I’ve been in the middle of few scenes that really scared and embarrassed me. Believe me. Call out service. Just call 02-261.3860-2 and ask to book a girl for the “delivery service”. You will be asked the name of the girl you want and she in turn will be given your name and asked if she's willing to go to your hotel/apartment. The fees are B/. 1.000 for the 2-hr oil-massage service and B/. 1.500 for the extras (pocket money for the girl). A tip of B/. 200 for the taxi fare is advisable but they will use their own cars, ha ha ha ha. Thus, Baron's will charge you B/.500 per 1-hr service rather than the B/.400 because of the "take away" service. Seems to be that this price is to cover the Baron's fees and the taxi of the TGs. Advise. I think it is a good advise to take the TGs let say around 21:00 - 22:00 hrs, pay the “take away” fees of two hours and bang them at home. They don't have to come back because it will be around midnight and the place is already closed, see? Keep in mind that Baron's business hours are from 10:00 hrs until 23:00 hrs.

My favorites: SAENG, OIL, MOOK, SOM & NONG

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EURO INN

2.5.2 Euro Inn Located at Euro Inn Hotel. 249 Sukhumvit Soi 31. Just next Soi to the “Artist Soi” on Sukhumvit Soi 33. Best bet is to take the sky train and get off at Phrong Phom BTS Station. Exit. Remember to exit through the gates leading to the opposite side of Emporium Shopping Mall. Working hours. Begins at 11:00 hrs but the majority of the chicks really don't get there until noon. The place shuts down around 23:00 hrs. Girls. Around 10-20 girls in the shop reception area and the manager usually quote B/. 800 for a 2-hr oil massage. The selection available is ok. Some ex-Baron's girls sitting in there ready for the bang. However, no stunners are usually found in these places. Rooms. I've been mainly in the third floor of the hotel. Yes! Because the services are provided in the EURO INN hotel rooms located in the entire third floor (reserved for massage issues). The rooms are larger than the ones of Baron's and even Fifth Massage. All the units have a bathroom with shower and TV, the rooms are clean, comfortable and big. Nice big king size bed in most of the units. Services. Standard process during the oily service ending with the request for “extras”. Usually you will get a BBBJ, a bang, anal intercourse up to the girl and a very good attitude. As soon as you stepped in the room you will be requested to take a shower. By the time you come out the girl will be only wearing a white towel sitting on the bed. She then will take a shower while you wait on the bed. By the time she comes out you will be with the hard on already but control yourself and talk a bit for a while. Do not expect a great English and just try to manage a primitive conversation. Then, just take it easy on the bed and turn on your belly and let her proceed to put oil on your feet and legs. She will massage them slowly. With the towel still around her she will go up to your back and sit on your butt so, you could feel her tight pussy…. then, by the time she starts placing some more oil on your back and massaging your neck you will be requested if want to go for the extras. Said yes, agree on the B/.1.500 and bang her hard dude….the oil will be just part of the experience. Prices. You have to pay for the oil massage service at the counter. B/.400 1-hr and you better take 2-hr service. The girl will request B/.1.500 for the extras. There is also a “take away” service available. You can get a girl out to your room/apartment after paying B/.1.000 per 2-hr session. The extras will be the same as quoted inside the establishment. Just give a small tip for the taxi if you wish only once the services are done. Remarks. Ignore that non-sense sign on the door stating that the entrance is for guests of the hotel and club members only. Just walk in and request the massage. Hundreds and maybe thousands have done this already. Don't worry.

ACCOMMODATION DURING HOLIDAYS
1.1 Medium & long-term residents 1.1.1 Grand President 1.1.2 Centrepoint Serviced Apartments 1.2 Short time hotels 1.2.1 Playboy Hotel (PB Hotel) 1.2.2 Penthouse Hotel 1.2.3 Asoke Place 1.2.4 Street 1 lodge (Sukhumvit Soi 1) 1.2.5 Dynasty Inn. 1.3 Major Hotels 1.3.1 JW Marriott 1.3.2 Sheraton Grande Sukhumvit 1.3.3 Landmark Hotel 1.4 Others 1.4.1 Rembrandt Hotel 1.4.2 Nana Hotel 1.4.3 Manhattan Hotel

MASSAGE PARLORS
2.1 Thai Traditional Massage (TTM) 2.2 Soapy massage 2.2.1 First Class MPs 2.2.2 Option 2 2.2.3 Option 3 2.2.4 Others 2.2.5 Remarks on models and sideliners 2.2.6 Remarks on a sandwich service 2.2.7 Remarks on youth and services provided 2.2.8 MP girls saying NO to a certain customer 2.3 Eden Club vs. Darlings? 2.4 Pattaya MPs 2.5 Oil Massage 2.5.1 Barons Barber Shop 2.5.2 Euro Inn

PUBS AND BEER BARS
3 Pubs and beer bars 3.1 Sukhumvit Rd. 3.2 Patpong No. 1 4 Specialty bars and karaoke JOINTS 4.1 Counter 1 and 2 4.2 Star of Lights 4.3 Lolitas 4.4 EDEN Club 5 Dance Clubs 5.1 CM2 5.2 La Lunar 5.3 Bed 5.4 Club Orbit 6 Go-go clubs 6.1 Patpong 6.2 Thaniya Plaza 6.3 Nana Plaza 6.4 Soi Cowboy 6.5 How to avoid the pushy GGgirls?

MEMBER Clubs and KTVs/PR Clubs
7 MEMBER Clubs and KTVs/PR Clubs 7.1 Exotica 7.2 Piano 7.3 Club 487 7.4 Chateau Blanc 7.5 Spice Club 7.6 The Club 7.7 FAQs on member clubs 8 Freelancers 8.1 Siam Hotel 8.2 Grace Hotel 8.3 How to behave with a freelancer? 9 Transportation 9.1 The useful BTS Skytrain 9.2 Taxi from the Airport 10 Money Matters 11 Health Issues 12 FAQ section 13 Miscellaneous 14 Glossary

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3.1.2 Nana, Soi 3

3.1.3 Nana, Soi 4 Down from Nana Plaza there are some open-air bars that have some freelancers like Bus Stop bar and there are also some small massage parlors. This one had two pretty "hello ladies" that were able to share a drink or two with any customer. However, there was not possible to bar fine them. These chicks were called No.1 and No. 2. Hilarious. No. 1 had a sister working in one of the close-by beer bars of Nana area. No. 1 works at Bus Stop till 23:00 hrs then the sister comes in a motorbike and off to Sukhumvit Soi 22 where they live together…. Interesting though. I couldn't score with No.1 and it was a pity. You might be the lucky one. There is another open air bar just across the road from NEP but found the chicks downhill. Just manage a beer or two to screen the katoeys at the entrance of NEP performing once in a while pick pocketing with drunk farangs. Might be a nice place to meet the fellows before entering NEP door to heaven.

Pubs & Beer Bars

There are several small freelancer bars including the formerly popular Bamboo bar, located on the left side of the road if you walk down Soi 3 from Sukhumvit Rd. BAMBOO BAR was a popular hang out place till Gulliver's Tavern opened its doors early this year. Bamboo bar has well stocked bar and pretty goodlooking chicks in the main bar area performing as bar tenders. Most of them are bar fineable at B/. 500. ST and LT is also negotiable. Seems to be that the policy of the management is to renew the bar tender chicks on a regular basis. Pool tables are also available and one of them is usually busy with pool sharks. If you think you are good try to play with those guys. Gulliver's Tavern. A nice recently opened restaurantpub. Excellent facilities and perfect location in the middle of Sukhumvit Soi 5. A nice place to chill-out. Streetwalkers. Walk around this area at night and you will see lots of streetwalkers. Most of them are Thai. Some others are middle-eastern chicks i.e. Turkish and ex-Soviet chicks. There are also many hotels in this Soi focusing in fellows aiming some sanook. Farangs walking through this area at night time will constantly be approached by tuk-tuk and motorbike riders asking if you are interested in a girl for some sanook. Just don't give them a shit. Most of the places they are talking about will give those bastards a commission if a farangs is brought for a soapy. Guess who is the one who will be overpriced?

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3.1.4 Places at Soi 5

Pubs & Beer Bars

3.1.4.1 Gulliver's Pub Located 100 yards down in Sukhumvit Soi 5. Entering the Soi from Sukhumvit it is on your right just after the Amari Boulevard Hotel. Foodland (left) is half way walk to Gulliver's. Drinks and Food. Excellent. No complaints whatsoever. The western and Thai food are good and at reasonable prices. A beer available at B/. 75 and main courses among B/. 80-150 are a good bargain. Freelancers migration patterns. IMHO the place needs more time to get most of the girls from the adjacent joints i.e. New Wave, Beer Garden and Bamboo bar. Even though we have seen several regular girls from these bars often hanging around GT nowadays, most of the chicks are still loyal to certain spots and only move by the time they want to Fl at Nana Disco, Hard Rock or CM2. I always wonder around New Wave and Beer Garden before entering GT and could see the usual female crowd and the farangs looking for an ST/LT. Seems to be that the girls will stuck at those places till the amount of farangs decrease notoriously.... only then they will be willing to visit GT regularly.... A research on FL migration behavior will follow....

3.1.4.2 Other joints Foodland is there. A cheap breakfast available for less than B/.100. There are two laundry services in this soi as well as other Japanese and Korean focused smallish clubs. Just stay away from those places mainly caterings ATMs. In fact there is one barbershop with smallish couches crowded with cuties in short dresses ready for a customer.

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3.1.5

Soi 7

Pubs & Beer Bars

3.1.5.1 Beer Garden Coming from Sukhumvit it is just located 80 meters down the street on the left. It is also at the corner of Soi 7 with the small sub-soi connecting Soi 7 & Soi 5. The open-air seafood restaurant is just opposite and usually gathering the girls with a customer already engaged and the ones just trying to fill in the guts before their hunting session. Few other farangs are also there drinking or eating something light trying to make eye-contact with the cuties of their interest. You have to see it yourself because it is a nice experience. The talent in the afternoons can be rather ordinary. Peak time usually around 21:00 22:00 hrs, since quite a few of these girls use to have a look to Nana Disco for the expected customer. Some others make the effort and pay the entrance fee at NOVOTEL. Drinks are cheap, and no hassle for ladies drinks. Bar fine. There is no such a thing at Beer garden. Make eye contact with your cutie, deal the cost and details of the services and just go to your hotel. If you are afraid to take her back home just ask them for a Short Time hotel. They may suggest going to Playboy or Penthouse Hotel (Sukhumvit Soi 3) or any other in the surroundings. Food. Not bad, but very German in few opinions. I have had several main courses there and the steak available is decent and I think it was B/.250. Thai food is regular and you would feel better eating at the seafood restaurant across the street. Services. There is no a fixed price for the ST or LT. These vary from girl to girl. Few of them will be happy with B/.500 and others will not leave the place with less than a B/.1.500 deal. Thus, just talk politely, don't show yourself as a cheap Charlie and bargain as much as you can if you are in tight budget. IMHO B/.500 to B/.1.500 for a ST is ok for Beer Garden girls. LT usually is sealed with B/. 2.000 and sometimes B/. 1.000. Good Luck!

Sukhumvit Soi 7
Beer Garden
New Wave Bar

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Staff. I think that there is no management involved at all with the freelancers. These girls just come and go as they pleased. It is obvious that the staff knows the regulars; you could realize that at any time. Female Thai waitresses mainly compose the staff and all of them have very good attitude. I also could realize that some Thai guys lurk around dealing prices and commissions with few cuties. I am sure these guys are required a girl urgently and Beer Garden was the place to go and pick up a cutie for the farang I need somewhere. Mutant bar. Several guys already have given that title to this place. Comments like: "….to get into something decent in Soi 7 is a matter of luck…." are very often heard. However, keep in mind that BEAUTY IS IN THE EYES OF THE BEHOLDER. What is rubbish for some fellows might be something nice for you and vice versa. Distribution of TGs. Quite often the younger girls sit on the bench because probably figure they are not in the bar itself or maybe because they don't have the money for a drink. The more experienced ones (solid freelancers) just locate themselves around the main bar in the middle of the place where they can easily approach and be approached by most of the farangs. Few others just remain expectant on the sidewalk in front of the Park Hotel. Well, I do prefer to sit close to the aquarium where the "arawana" was for several years. Now, the fish is probably dead or sold because it is not there anymore, same thing with the fucking white parrot that use to sing all day long. I think that probably a lung cancer killed the bird considering all the smoke spread all over the place every busy day.

3.1.5.2 New Wave This is the best pool bar on Sukhumvit Soi 7. Just a breath away from Beer Garden and close to the tailors and boot shops. If you take the BTS and get off at Nana Stop you will be less than 30 yards far from this place. In fact New Wave pool bar is next door to the seafood market opposite Beer Garden. Several pool tables and a large main bar is available at this place. The waitresses are not that dead good looking girls but most of them are gorgeous. So many freelancers lurking around. Few of them are really pool sharks and you may dare to have a 1K-pool game with them. Drinks are available at reasonable prices and most of these chicks will hit CM2 or Angels disco if they are in need for a second or a third customer. Prices. Usually around B/.1.500 ST.

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3.1.6 Soi 11

Pubs & Beer Bars

3.1.6.1 Ambassador Beer Garden Ambassador Hotel set up a stage for singers in the front courtyard with some tables plus few stalls of beer and food in front of this. This place became a place for the freelancers to lurk around and seems to get into action around 20:00 21:00 hrs and slightly slow down around midnight (time when the singers stop). Bar fine. There is no such a thing in the Ambassador beer garden. Food. Not bad. Just take a snack and open a bottle and witness the life passing by if you are planning to stay there few hours. Otherwise just take a big bottle of beer and relax…. Services. You can be quoted B/. 500 up to B/. 1.000 for a ST and usually an LT can be bargained till B/. 1.500. Quality of the chicks is up to your taste. Few non-pros are hanging around. It does worth a visit. Talent. Have not seen a lot of "talent" there, but you will occasionally find one that might fancy your taste. Remarks. Been there barely a couple of weeks ago and to my surprise this area was empty. Sad. Will update more info on this later on.

3.1.6.2

Other places at Soi 11

Maybe the Cheap Charlie bar and AVA Bar are good choices. Ava Bar is around 500 yards down from Sukhumvit on your left-hand side. The bar is three stories with the main bar on the ground floor, a pool table and a smaller bar on the next floor and karaoke on the top floor. Major beers are available at reasonable prices (B/. 80) though lady drinks are B/. 120. The girls in this bar are standard if compared with Sukhumvit joints. One interesting thing at this place is that never gathers more than a dozen girls and the weird thing is that very few of them will be open to go out. Try it yourself. There is no bar fine at this bar and it is pretty quiet. The owner was an Australian fellow. The bar does not have a bar fine system as per early this year. The girl will go out only if she likes you. A no-no was often heard here. How much? The bar usually accepts between B/. 1.500 and B/.2.500 depending on the time of night - though the idea of a bar fine appears to be not the "main course" of the bar. This bar is still relatively new so it will be interesting to see how it develops.

Cheap Charlie Bar

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PUBS AND BEER BARS

Pubs & Beer Bars

I hit a good number bars and clubs over the course of a few years. I generally like hanging out in bars and meeting people so that most of those experiences were focused on meeting ex-pats, fellow travelers, and locals both male and female. Freebies are mainly taken from these joints. 3.1 Sukhumvit Rd. From Sukumvit Soi 1 (elevated expressway) to Soi 63 (Ekkamai Rd) you will find one of the most interesting bar areas for farang sanook. Soi Zero, Nana Plaza (Soi 4), The Beergarden (Soi 7), the Thermae (Soi 15), Asoke Plaza (Soi 23), Washington Square (Soi 22) and the Artist Street (Soi 33) plus the defunct Clinton Plaza (Soi 13) and Soi 10 Beer Bars. 3.1.1 Soi Zero Located on Sukumvit Soi 2, just underneath the elevated expressway and a breath away from the JW Marriott and the Ploenchit BTS Station. Most of the joints are rundown bars catering mainly farangs. There are around 10-20 bars with quite a few empty spots. Seems to be that business was not that good and the owners were forced to close their bars. Quite a few of the bars have a pool table and while some of them are open-bar type, several others are air conditioned and enclosed. There is a glass door on many of these joints so that you can see what's going on inside. Never seen those bars pretty busy during my visits. The whole place has some of rundown look being underneath that expressway and surrounded with those dark spots with homeless guys hanging around asking you for some change. Prices of the drinks are pretty standard as other beer bars along Sukhumvit. Haven't been there in a long time but bar fines were around B/. 400 I reckon. ST was B/.1.500 and LT B/. 2.500. The chicks are not of PINGA's taste so that this area is not on my todo list during the weekends. Don't expect many stunners. However, beauty is in the eyes of the beholder and you may find the girl of your dreams somewhere there. I suggest you to pay a visit to Zoi Zero and compare the chicks and prices with other establishments in other areas before getting your own opinion.

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Pubs & Beer Bars

3.1.7 Note on Soi 13 (Clinton Plaza) and Soi 10 (beer bars) In Memoriam These beer bars and go-go area has been shut down recently because of a project aiming the construction of another five-star hotel on the premises where all these go-go bars where at. One by one these beer-bars and go-go bars were closing down late in 2002 and early 2003. Since the purpose of this review is not to dig on the reasons and caused the termination of the fun here I will just report on the facts instead. This lovely area has been terminated. Came into live early in 1999 when NEP, Patpong and Soi Cowboy were the main competitors. Nice memories. Dollhouse will be in Pinga's thoughts forever. There was this go-go bar called Flowers (lots of katoeys in there) that was renamed soon after Candy House and finally ended up with a pretty name: Crack House. Ah! The Dollhouse once was offering a long-term bar-fine, which basically meant that by paying B/. 10.000 you will be able to take the girl out of the bar so to speak. For the fellows who had the chance to visit these go-go joints names like Crack House, Hollywood East, The White House, Rock Hard and The Dollhouse will undoubtedly always remain in our minds and so does the large covered car-park area gathering a restaurant and a short time hotel as well…. Oh memories. Soi 10 beer bars were busted and wiped off the face of Sukhumvit Av. early in 2003. Located almost across the road of Clinton Plaza. No more pool bars and beer bars to have a drink on the way to Darling MP. Just few joints down soi 10 are still operating. Sad.

Soi 10 Beer Bars

Soi 10 Beer Bars

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Thermae

3.1.8 The Thermae The Thermae has the reputation for being one of the cheaper places in Bangkok to find a darling for the night but remember that you get what you paid. You will find few stunners in there. At least I haven't seen any. The quality of the chicks here are in the Beer Garden standards. Sometimes you are lucky and some others you are just losing your time. I heard that Thermae opened in 1966 as a massage parlor and had even a barber's shop and a coffee shop downstairs. I was told that Thermae, was initially located next to the Miami Hotel on Sukumvit Rd. and the new Thermae re-opened about few yards away from its first location. Location. As you are walking down Sukhumvit Av. towards Asoke Rd. between Sois 13 and 15 you will find Thermae on your left and it is just directly below the Ruamchit Hotel and a step away the entrance of the defunct Clinton Plaza. If you haven't been there before, you may miss it, so to speak. Facilities. Once at the entrance of Thermae you will need to walk down through some steps since Thermae is a sort of basement. The entrance is wide and once you step in that smoky place you will face the irregular-shaped counter and so many bar stools surrounding it. There are few tables on the left side just beside the wall. Same disposition of tables and seats can be seen on the right. The only bar of the place is just on your right, but you will see it only after 3 or 4 steps in that direction. There is a smallish lobby at the other end of the bar. Few tables and seats available and usually crowded since those seats will give you the best view of the merchandise on display. There was a jukebox against the left wall offering Thai and western music through old- fashioned speakers. The air con is not that good. When the place is crowded you will feel suffocated since the smoke makes the air pretty dense. Girls. Composed by women of all ages. I saw several times 17 yo kids as well as senior women as old as 50+. This is just amazing. There are also regular chicks that hit the place aiming some quick cash before going back home. Few others are just occasional part of the clientele. IMHO the quality of chicks is not that nice. Remember, you get what you pay for. However, a couple of times I've seen really nice chicks being picked up damn fast since beauty is something that the customers wait to make the move. Customers. Mainly foreigners. Quite a few Japanese guys also sit in the far end of the bar and discuss particular moves. Farangs are all over the place. Lonely men seeking companion and somehow desperate women aiming some cash composes the unique atmosphere of Thermae. You have to take a look at it and see it yourself.

An inexpensive bar with usually cheap chicks

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Thermae

Remarks. There are a few girls here that come to seek company with farangs with the only purpose of having good sex (extra money is a bonus) and don't be surprised when you take a girl from here and later she says you are the best experience of her life. There are all kind of girls here and the quality varies although you will always spot beautiful girls, believe me, sometimes even stunners. There are of course bar girls as well, maybe you could notice the lovely cutie you just saw an hour ago dancing on stage at Carrousel (NEP) since she requires to get the customer of the day or simply an extra-round. This place gathers all sorts of girls. Amazing. Remember, quite a few girls go there seeking an extra bang for the day or just a lovely experience with a handsome farang. Another good thing at Thermae is that this place is cheap. There are no bar-fines, an ST always is around B/.500 and an LT quite often is quoted at B/.1.000. Thermae has a unique atmosphere and sorts of particular way to show the male clientele how different fellows do the different approaches. Keep in mind that the place is very smoky and make sure you will put your shirts and pants for laundry the day after. Although there is an air condition system it really doesn't seem to work during peak times when everybody has a cigarette in his or her mouths. Ah! Don't expect much on that jukebox/sound system just forget about it. You probably will realize that few of the chicks are on drugs. Just stay away from them. Few GG-dancers take some of those to avoid get bored of the routine and to keep awake for hours and hours before a farang put the eyes on them. Sad. Ah! There are rumors that many girls "working" here have HIV and others got STD. Well, those are freelancers and you have to expect everything from them at any place and not only at Thermae. Use your brain and wear a nice condom, ok?

No barfines, cheap short times and excellent SANOOK !!!!

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Sukhumvit Soi 22

3.1.9 Sukhumvit Soi 22 On Sukumvit Soi 22, very close to Washington Square there are a number of bars starting to pop up as soon as you walk down Soi 22 from the corner with Sukhumvit Rd. The first three bars (right side entering from Sukhumvit) look not nice. The popular TOY BAR is just a minute walk from Sukhumvit Rd. on your right and it is the only one on that side with the main entrance closed, since they want to avoid curious sights into the bar and, of course, to avoid the pedestrians witnessing a skillful blow job in progress. If you don't like TOY bar, just walk down 50 yards and you will hit the popular "Soi 22 beer garden", with quite a few beer bars surrounding this area. Few of those smallish bars have air con service and a pool table inside their facilities. However, many others only display a not well-stocked bar with bar stools, few high-mileage girls and fans instead of air-con. This area is just a breath away the Imperial Queens Park Hotel. Nice place to chill out. Likewise, if you are a bit curious just check out the smallish alley just across the street from this beer garden. You will see a couple of buildings offering rooms for rent over there. Well, I got a freebie living there and found that so many NEP GG-dancers have a room at these premises. So many Japanese fellows are regulars renting a room there to bring their girls during their stay in LOS. Japanese and Korean karaoke-type joints. If you keep walking and pass the Imperial Queens Park Hotel you will find yourself in the middle of several karaoke-type small member clubs. You don't need to be a member to get in one of those. Just show your Japanese or Korean face and go for it!! Keep handy the credit card. There is also Washington Square itself, just off Sukumvit 22 also has quite a few nice bars e.g. Silver Dollar. However, the selection is not that nice and few the girls are senior and not that pretty but beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, keep that in mind. There is also the BOURBON STREET Pub-Restaurant that has one of the best Cajun-Cuisine I've ever tried in LOS.

Queens Plaza

Queens Plaza (inside)

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Asoke Soi 23

3.1.10 Asoke Soi 23 A breath away from Soi Cowboy there is a relatively big beer-bar area. Often called Asoke Corner. You just need to look for the most "alive' corner of the junction of Asoke Rd and Sukhumvit Av. The front area facing Sukhumvit Av. has open-air beer-bars and the chicks working at those are greeting the pedestrians all the time. You cannot miss this spot crowded with chicks. Don't expect many stunners. Some of these "front-line" beer-bars have pool tables and none of them have air-con. However, the second-line" beer-bars can be easily reachable if you walk through the first bunch of bars. Seconds after you will find yourself at a huge parking lot and several karaoke-type joints on the sides of this area. Lolitas and its blow-job services is one of the attractions of the area for instance. These beer-bars and karaoke-type joints are covering the "parking area" for the Soi Cowboy customers. So many beer-bar and air-conditioned pool-bars are all over the place as well. If you have been to Pattaya beer-bar area you will find this are very similar with the open-air counters and the girls sitting on the bar stools waiting for a customer to share a beer or two. Try playing those "bar-girls" games and maybe to seal a deal for a ST or LT. How much? I was always quoted B/.1.500 ST and B/. 2.000 B/.2.500 LT.

Not many stunners but always a chance to find the girl of your dreams !!

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Patpong 1

3.2

Patpong No. 1

3.2.1 Cosmos Bar and Crystal Palace Crystal Palace is a bar next door to Cosmos Bar in Patpong 1 and just opposite FOODLAND. None of them are GG-bars. Thus, those are places to rest a bit and cool down with NO-hassle from the cuties. To go there you can use a cab or taxi and drop by either at Suriwongsee Rd. or Silom Rd. You also can use the BTS service. Get off the train at SALA DAENG BTS station and exit through gate No. 1 and walk down Silom Rd. a bit. This soi is located in the corner of Silom Rd. and Patpong No.1. This corner has a street seller displaying purses and luggage of all sizes. She has been doing this for several years. Keep in mind that after you enter the smallish soi you will certainly see the sign of PLAZA Patpong- MP on your way to Cosmos and Crystal Palace. Prices. You can bf for B/.500 and usually an LT is B/.1.500 and the fact is that most of them are 6-type girls. Thus, the price is fair enough. In both places the JW Black Label is B/.1.500 and you can keep it for 3-6 months with mixers delivered, if needed or required, at no cost. Thus, you only need to pay the lady drinks for your cuties if you are interesting in a chit-chat with one of them. If the girls don't go to work they will be fined around B/.500 per no-show day....Ah! the girls get B/.30 per lady drink. Environment. These bars are gathering mainly expats and several "regular" locals. The girls never asked for a lady drink. Usually you are the one who has to offer one drink and they will be more than glad to accept it. Quiet-type bar with low or non-existent hassle. Appraisal. Crystal Palace is a nice place. Music is also good with the oldies flowing through the speakers all the time. However, I think that Cosmos Bar is much better than Crystal Palace. You can bf a girl either at Crystal Palace or Cosmos Bar for B/.500. Some girls request ST at B/.1.000-1.500 and an LT is pretty negotiable. However, the TGs may say politely NO if they don't like you. They are free to decide on having a bang with a customer or not. Thus, I suggest to arrange the details i.e. price, services, etc. with the TG before leaving the bar. Otherwise, you can get shit later on. Atmosphere is nice and there is NO HASSLE. Forget about the statement ".... by me cola, buy me cola....", which is quite common at the GG-bars in Patpong 2. Seems to be that this policy is forbidden here.

Cosmo Bar & Crystal Palace

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Counter 1 & 2

4 4.1

SPECIALTY BARS AND KARAOKE JOINTS Counter 1 and 2

Located just at the mouth of the same Soi of HOLLYWOOD and DANCE FEVER Disco in Ratchadapisek Av. and justa cross the road from Pao Kung Pao seafood restaurant. showed us the VIP room and it was nice. Don't Special remark. The following remark Overview. The first two COUNTERS expect a 4 star room. This one was clean was made by the mamasan: have the same management and though, a built-in toilet, three sets of very mamasan for both. She is cute though "....you will get a compulsory blow job comfortable and clean couches, a 29" TV and if you are looking for big tits and a from the TG you choose and a tip is good air con. However, this room was a bit nice butt. We made a tour inside the entirely up to you. We only will bother noisy because some parts of the wall recently facilities and really we were a bit you each 40 min unless you pay 2 drinks made-in didn't reach the ceiling so the music disappointed. The ground floor is a bit and we will knock the door each 80 min from the ground floor just flows inside annoying dirty with three or four couches with a and so on....ok na?...." a bit, etc....but who cares if the TG you choose smallish bar and a bored bartender. We didn't like the room at the ground will be right down on you for 40 minutes???? The karaoke rooms were upstairs and floor. Although the chicks were nice we we checked out a couple of them. No Girls. Could only rate them with a 6 and 7. decided to move on and check out the bathroom available in the two smallish Pretty ones available and the attitude was very other place called COUNTER 2 located rooms we checked out. However, the nice on all of them. right next door. mamasan said they got VIP rooms, Prices. B/.1.600/bottle of JW Black or the like. which usually are hired before 10pm. Mamasan at COUNTER 2 was not that B/.150/lady drink/40 min and B/.900 for that VIP pretty but a 10 in attitude. Was around What about the girls? I must confess room for the WHOLE NIGHT. Beers and spirits midnight already and she kindly offered they were a round 7. The TGs all for B/.140 each. to show us the place. I got even a wink dressed in casual clothes e.g. tight Best approach. We were about to hire this from her before this approach.... Anyhow, pants and tops with nice make up. A place and figured out that the best approach after a disappointing appraisal right at the bit of hassle but fair enough. was to buy a bottle of Whiskey and you can entrance with that dirty aquarium (no Prices. B/.1.600/bottle i.e. JW Black; keep it for three months and then just hire the TGs inside only a large Arawana and B/.140/drink/lady/40min and room (go early next time), pay the lady drinks bloody goldfish) we proceeded to check B/.600/room WHOLE NIGHT!!!! You and cover the mixers B/.40 each. out the facilities at the ground floor. Nice can take a beer or whatever you wish surprise! Nice couches and a big screen for B/.140 as well. with MTV stuff and a bar with two bartenders on the left side.... She

Blowjobs all the time guys !!!!

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Counter 1 & 2

The mamasan at COUNTER 2 explained: "....If you hire the room and a lady you just pay the room and the first round OF DRINKS....you get a COMPULSORY blow job and nobody will disturb you. You can pay two drinks and so on. If you want to change lady, you can. Pay another lady drink and get ANOTHER BJ from the new hired lady....". WOW!!!! If they can give you a BJ odds that they can't be ready for an intercourse on the couches or even the bathroom, no doubt about that. In fact, DK got a BJ and a quickie in one bathroom some time ago so, the story seems to be pretty the same. Thus, we were in and right with the fingers on our wallets when.... suddenly my buddy got a phone call from his freebie. She was waiting at his place and in order to avoid him a ruckus we decided to skip the services offered at COUNTER 2. However, here came up another interesting issue....

Take away. We explained to the mamasan that we were sorry. I tipped her and she said that there was no problem. But if we were interested we can take a lady till 4am for B/.2K Full service. WHAAAATT? My buddy had to go soon and I said to the mamasan ".... What the fuck, show me the TGs my dear friend...." She came with the first round of TGs. All a pretty bunch of 5 cuties. As my partner said, the one in the middle was exceptionally cute, and I took her. However, the mamasan said, after a short discussion with her, that she could stay only till 2 am since she has to go home because she lives with her parents and she said to them that she is working as a waitress at a restaurant. She was 19 yo and I thought the shit was true.... I couldn't just got laid ONCE with this TG and decided to politely request the display of the second platoon of TGs....in no time the second batch or TGs arrived to the room. This time only 4 TGs and I didn't think it twice.

Experience at home. Got the one on the right with a very cute face, pay the 2K and was politely told to finish around 4am and that there was NO need for a tip. Once at home we took a bath together. I opened one of the several new toothbrushes I usually have in my cabinets and gave it to her. She was pleased. Nice trick though. Then offered her some Australian wine, she accepted and afterwards she said she was going for a shower. In the meantime I got undressed, prepared the bed, some porno movies -just to stimulate her if necessary- and a LOSO CD (Thai music) was playing on since she said she liked them very much!!!! She finished and covered herself with one dark blue towel I got for these situations. I use to keep 'em because it exaggerates the color of a TG white skin. She immediately came to me, grabbed and kissed me saying thank you because I didn't jump over her and rather I was a good man that wanted to take care of her...BINGO! A memorable service came later on. A BJ was in progress and suddenly she decided to uncover my dick. She practiced the fellatio and made me cum after 15 minutes of heaven but it was a hard work for her though, je! This was a "cum in mouth" experience and the load was not that much since I got laid in the afternoon with my freebie. However, the orgasm was superb! She brushed her teeth, used the LISTERINE and came to rest on the sofa....

Take away....the best choice, I reckon

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Counter 1 & 2

We took a rest. I offered to watch a movie and she said that Star Wars was nice. I immediately said to myself "THANKS buddy" (since I got his DVD from my friend almost for a week) and she was happy. I recovered after 20 minutes and grabbed and kissed her once again.... she was very excited, and after a couple of minutes my fingers told me she was WET again! I proceeded with the intercourse in the sofa and few minutes later she said she want to cum making love on my bed! We moved there so quickly and in no time she was containing a loooong scream. She finally released the flow and I cum afterwards.... That was a nice fuck! I took a shower and she decided to take something to drink. I prepared some tea as she requested and around 3 am we continued watching Star Wars on the sofa.... Around the "attack of the clones" scene I was waiting for her to touch me (I am the kind of man who always wait for the right time). She finally did it, and once the movie was finished few minutes later I fucked her in a doggie position that she will remember forever...I felt

strange since I told her a different name and the time she cum she was screaming THAT name, was funny though.... I feel the same weird sensation with all my freebies. I've never given them my real name or whatsoever.... Took a shower and time to say goodbye. She received a phone call form the mamasan and I accompanied her to the ground floor of my apartment. Was 4am and gave her B/. 500 and she was more THAN HAPPY.... and sincerely, me too. This was a nice service... Next time I will try the other TG that couldn't go out but, the next time, I will try her in the VIP room. Just for a change.... Budget. We got this budget since our last visit and was our reference for our new attack: VIP Room: Black Label: Mixers: TGs: B/.600 (till 02:00 hrs); B/.1.500; B/.40 each; B/.190/drink/TG/40 min (bj included)

Indoor experience. Once inside the Mamasan displayed the first bunch of cuties. That was enough; we didn't require the second batch to be displayed. I took the one of the left and my buddy another cute babe. Suddenly the waiter came and opened the bottle. The mixers were there and the TGs right on their business. We turn off the TV and the room was pretty dark and our cuties left their dresses on the coach and, seminaked, proceeded to motivate a "hard on".... They got it after few minutes and our "strawberry" condoms started to be sucked by the TGs....pussies were open for some finger tricks during the whole session.... Oh! That was a nice feeling…. We just kept cool and let the sexercise go ahead.... nice performance though. The cuties tried from up and down, from side to side, a semi 69, etc....it was fun to see it though!!!! However, a FUCK was a NO NO. Shit! They said that the mamasan severely punish the TGs if a fuck in progress is found inside the rooms. That's why the establishment encourages the TAKE AWAY policy for 2K/all included.... Once our load was released with a smile on our faces and after the condom was removed and our little head cleaned, we started to drink again our shots listening some music

Take away....your best bet !!

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Counter 1 & 2

and exchanging a couple of views of the performance. It was around 01:30 (we arrived around 00:00) and we requested the bill. My buddy and myself had to work the day after so NO "take away" service was possible this time. Then…. holy shit!! The fucking bill came for an amount of B/. 5.600 with a weird B/. 800 discount.... What? Asked the mamasan with a poisoned look, and the bitch, visibly nervous, explained to me the bill.... she got problems justifying the figures and I tried myself.... Oh surprise!! She didn't mention the following costs.... Service charge: Ladies service: Snacks: B/.350/each TG B/.350/each TG B/.150

I made myself clear that it WAS a rip-off and that we WILL NOT come back again and won't recommend the fucking place to anyone in further. Also said that she was a bad person and lied to us. It was loud enough that the other TGs were listening carefully as well. Mamasan was frustrated and we tipped our TGs. The TGs were not guilty at all. They only did what they have to do, that's all...I Told the mamasan that it was the LAST TIME we are coming to her place and although it was a little money (rip-off) the side costs were something we should know before hands. There was no excuse for lying to us... We took our bottle of whiskey OUT and said bye bye to the TGs. They did their best. Nice service but, as USUAL, the management at some places is fucking handled by bitches and bastards in some places.... Suggestion. No more indoor trials to this fucking place. Although a "Take Away" service might be considered as a chance. It was definitely a nice trip. You

guys take the decision on visiting this place or not. We are only informing on our daily experiences.

The waiter brought the snacks and I told her that we didn't even ask for that shit. The mango stuff.... She said sorry but the TGs already took some.... Well, the rip-off was not that bad but I got pissed!!!!

Beware of the rip-offs. Ask the mamasan on the terms and conditions of the services offered....

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Blowjob heaven in Patpong 2

4.2

Star of Light

Located on Patpong Soi 2. If you are coming from Silom Rd. this bar is located around 100 yards down the Soi and on the same side of FOODLAND. To go here you just need to follow the directions given in order to reach Cosmos Bar and Crystal Palace. Star of Lights will be almost opposite to Cosmo Bar (same side of FOODLAND) and just a breath away those laid-back bars. Basically, you will open the door of this lovely place you will find yourself at a smallish well-stocked bar with a TV right on the corner playing porno movies. Opposite to the bar and on your right you will see a couple of comfortable couches. As soon as you stepped in, the girls will appear from different places i.e. bathroom, smallish room, bar, main door, etc. Request a beer, ask for the bathroom and see part of the facilities. Then decide to get the service maybe right on the bar stools, the couches or perhaps the bathroom. Be straight with the male bartender. He is there to help you, remember it.

Girls. The girls are usually found talking to each other and sitting outside the establishment on those chairs. They are saying hello to all the pedestrians. Do not expect a stunner. Beauty of the girls is downhill but expertise is something incredible. I took a young one once. The male bar tender-manager said that she was a virgin and a quickie cannot be done with her…. damn! Services. Thumbs up for a nice BJ while taking a beer sitting on the bar stools watching some porn movies to help the hard on. Yeah, your pants will be down but who cares? Bang. There is a smallish room (read: closet) and several guys get a quickie in there. Just take few minutes guys. I managed a couple of bangs at the bathroom. There is a washbowl, a dirty toilet and tissue paper all over the place. However, you will see a nice tall bar stool for the customer and, a shortlegged chair for the darling. You just relax, close the door and the cutie will just behave as a blower till you release

your load. However, you may negotiate with the TG while performing the BJ and BANG her for B/.700-1.000 tip without notice of the management. Thus, she can get the full amount for herself. Remember that if you are horny and request a quickie, the manager/bar tender will lead you to the closet. BJ where? You can take the smallish room at the end of the bar for a quickie or a BJ if you are shy to offer your dick at the main bar. For the brave guys few couches are also available in front of the main bar and you can relax in the sofa while the girl is performing a nice sucking session. Remember Blow Job is bareback with "cum in mouth" experience and you have to request the use of condom if you wish. Prices. B/.500 for a BBBJ/BJ and B/.7001.000 for a quickie. Your choice.

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Blowjob heaven in Asoke Corner

4.3

Lolitas Services. Thumbs up for a nice BJ while taking a beer sitting on comfortable couches. The couches are all behind some curtains trying to give you some privacy from the curious guys waiting at the small reception area while the cuties are fullmouth busy with customers. A quickie is also possible while sitting on those couches. Remember Blow Job is bareback with "cum in mouth" experience and you have to request the use of condom if you wish. Prices. B/.500 for a BBBJ/BJ and B/.800 for a quickie. Again, your choice.

Located on Asoke Plaza and just meters away from the junction between Sukhumvit Rd and Asoke Av. The bar is located behind Soi Cowboy off the car park. This BJ bar has a smallish area outside the bar in where you can take a beer or two before coming in. This small area is under shelter so, there is no problem if start raining. There are four or five bar stools in there and a small bench where you can rest the arms and talk to Lolita's staff members since they are usually hanging around outside the establishment greeting potential customers. If you spot the one you like, just head inside the place and request a couch to the female bartender/manager. Pay the services (beers usually are paid later) and off to the couches for a nice BJ. Don't worry, your girl will follow you since she is busy at the bathroom brushing her teeth and using Listerine. Girls. Same thing like SoL. Do not expect a stunner. Beauty of the girls is downhill but expertise is something incredible. I had the nice bartender once. They run out of staff members by the time I requested a BJ and when I was about to leave the lovely bartender said she could do it. I got a very nice and looong session with this woman. Incredible. The BJ usually is performed on couches placed at a small lobby right behind the dark colored curtains.

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A fantasy brothel

4.4

EDEN Club

Located on Sukhumvit Soi 7/1 (between Soi 7 and Soi 9). Entering from Sukhumvit Rd. the club is just 1-minute walk on your right hand side. You can take the BTS Sky train and get off at NANA BTS Station but through the opposite side of LANDMARK hotel. Tel. 02.255-4672 and ask for Marc (the manager). Massage Parlors or EDEN CLUB? Well, I would rather prefer to avoid comparisons among MPs and EDEN Club since the services provided and "beauty standards" are quite different at both of them. EDEN CLUB is neither a beer-bar nor a GG-bar. There is no fishbowl inside or whatsoever so, the approach is straightforward with the girl you like. Little hassle but you will be strongly encouraged to hire two girls instead of only one if you wish to have a service in those facilities. One-girl action with a customer is no longer available. Thus, if you go there better be ready for the sandwich rather than a session with only one girl. Those are the rules of the establishment. If you are an ANALATOR or maybe you have fantasies such as: having ladies dressed up with different uniforms, water sports, cum in face/mouth, deep throat, going down several times and even play with dildos, etc. then EDEN Club is your place. Although many brothers have said there are not "good-looking TGs" working in there it has to be confirmed by you. Remember that the brothers have different "beauty standards" i.e. what I call a "very nice girl" or even a stunner TG might be an "about right girl" for you and vice versa. Yep, there is no point to compare EDEN CLUB with DARLINGS, ANNIES or any other regular MP. Remember that regular MPs will offer you dozens of TGs to choose from but no dildos, no uniforms.... anal stuff quite difficult to get (ref. upon request, extra tips), CIM/CIF is more likely to get if there is a click before hands, etc. Likewise, the MPs offer you the so-called models and sideliners who are stunners for Thai standards and certainly appear to be real dolls for PINGA's taste. Of course, the prices for these ones will be around 2.5-4K/TG/service. Therefore, you may wish give a try to both the MPs and EDEN Club. You may consider getting a sandwich at EDENs early in the afternoon asking Marc for recommendations. Then, head to Ratchadapisek Av. and try to hit as many MPs as you can. Just get inside any of those huge buildings, take a beer and a quick view to the fishbowl and politely leave the place if you are not satisfied with the "beauty standard" available that moment. In other words, just get yourself adjusted to the beauty that different places provide to the customers. Working hours. Open at 13:00 hrs till midnight. Girls. IMHO not the best good-looking girls but the services are something you may NOT get from any other girl coming from MPs, GGbars, Beer-bars or the like. These girls are trained and committed to fulfill your fantasies giving always a very wild bang.

90 minutes with unlimited banging !!

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Blowjob heaven in Asoke Corner

Services. The girls do almost everything. The can get the outfit you dream i.e. waitress, university student, nurse, etc. and will perform mainly in teams a session that you won't forget. You will get c.i.f, c.i.m, some of them even swallow, some fisting, etc. Analators. The bar has a marker (yellow line) to show you which girls can accept anal intercourse and which girls are NOT into it. How does it work? Well, if you are sitting at the bar and making up your mind looking at the chicks sitting on bar stools next to the wall in front of you, the ladies on the left-hand side of the line will allow you to bang them through the back door, while the chicks sitting on the right-hand side of the yellow line do prefer only pussy action. Do you have any other preference? Just ask Marc (the owner). He will definitely help you with your naughty desires.

Session. Each wild bang session lasts a maximum of 90 minutes. You can bang as many times as you can. There is no limit on how many bangs you can have per session. Prices. If you would like to bang the girl at the establishment the price of the services per lady is B/.1.600 between 13:00-20:00 (Happy Hour), and B/. 1.900 (20:00-24:00). That price entitles the customer to unlimited bangs for 90 minutes with the selected cuties. If you like the girls you can request another "90-min session" and not any fraction of an hour. Take away policy. There is also a take away policy implemented in the Club so, you can take out just one lady between 22:00 - 24:00 for B/.2.500. The price includes the bar fine and the sanook with the girl (unlimited fucks). The girl will bang until 06:00 hrs (next morning). However, if the lady wants to stay longer that's entirely up to her. A nice tip is strongly recommended.

Memberships. Available for B/. 20.000. This VIP member card entitles you to bang 10 girls plus 15% discount on all drinks from the bar. You will also get first choice of the girls and rooms.

Not the best looking girls.... Not the best gentlemen club.... But probably the best wild fuck available in Bangkok !!

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Dance Clubs

5

DANCE CLUBS However, before you take a cab looking after some sanook, I think you should ask yourself few questions. Something like: - What would you like to get today? - Just a drink and some relax time? - Desperate for a Thai/Russian freelancer? - Better check a new place? If you are ready for new places, just make your move. If you are desperate for Thai freelancers you better narrow your destinations to CM2, Siam Hotel (New Petchburi) and Nana Disco (Soi 4). If you need a Russian freelancer you better just go straight to CM2 and start to check out the smallish bar at the far end of the dance floor. That is the "Soviet corner" and a good place to start since there is also another "Russian nod" close to the other gate and right on the hall in front of the dance-floor bar. Siam Hotel will give you Thai chicks starting from 23:00 hrs everyday. Just beware of the pimps. Some of those are aggressive and will not hesitate to push you high fares on top of local prices. On the other hand, Angel's Disco will offer you most of the Soi 7 girls i.e. Beergarden and New Wave-type girls. Of course prices will differ from place to place. At Angels' Disco you may get usually a quote of B/. 1.500 per ST and an extra tip for a LT is perfectly negotiable at your room. At CM2 bottom line is B/. 2.000 ST but some desperate or newbie chicks will go ST for B/. 1.500. At Siam Hotel the flat price for locals is B/. 1.300 only if you bang them at the Siam Hotel facilities (ST B/. 300) but prices can go up to B/. 1.500 if you prefer to take the girl back to your own apartment. Foreigners should expect the same treatment or a light surcharge but never to agree in paying more than B/.2.000 ST while dealing at Siam Hotel. Soi 33 is another thing. Drinks become expensive after happy hours and you have to pay few drinks to the girls during the selection process and before paying the bf. The BF is usually B/. 1.500 and B/. 2.500 per ST (one bang). Well, for a B/.4.000 (total damage at Soi 33 without drinks) I would rather prefer to indulge a model at Poseidon or any other major MP along Ratchadapisek Av. Moreover, I think that similar Soi 33-looking girls can easily be found at CM2. In fact, several ex-Soi 33 TGs are now regulars at Cm2.

There are several dance clubs and discos around Bangkok. Few of the discos belong to five-star hotels and others are just isolated dance clubs offering some sanook for the customers gathering different crowds. Yep, customers differ from place to place. You will not get a similar crowd at CM2 (Siam Square) and La Lunar (Sukhumvit Soi 26), for instance. You may realize that CM2 is flooded with Thai and Russian freelancers as well as dozens of foreigners looking for some female companion for a night or two. However, La Lunar is mainly crowded with locals and MP/HiSo Club chicks looking for some relax time and not necessarily waiting for a potential customer. There are other dance clubs. You may wish to take a look at NANA Disco (Angels Disco) at Nana Soi 4, ORBIT (Sukhumvit Soi 26), FORTE (Sukhumvit Soi 24), COLISSEUM (Sukhumvit Soi 55 Thonglo Area), BREW PAVILION, HOLLYWOOD and DANCE FEVER (Ratchadapisek Av.) etc.

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Cm2

5.1

CM2 Timing. IMHO the best time to hit CM2 is between 23:30 - 00:30 hrs. Music. CM2 is a decent-sized club and always hire good bands playing some current pop music. The scene is definitely farang dominated. I would say 90% of the clientele are farangs of all ages and lots of young, unescorted TGs (freelancers). The music may or may not be of your taste so, spend your time enjoying the view. Eventually, you will focus on a TG who glance your eyes and a minute later you will close the deal with her since most of them are fluent in English and if not, her friend will help you on the approach. Yep, these girls always hit CM2 in teams. Crowd. Sometimes CM2 gets a slow day but that's good sometimes because you get more chances to screen and approach the TGs and Russians without much competition.... One Friday I was with DK and the bloody place was PACKED!!!! And the options were simply incredible.... maybe one of the best nights I've ever had up there.... however, shit happens sometimes. I think that DK is the veteran hunter at this place. I just follow him.... ha ha ha ha! The prices may vary and the quality of the TGs as well, but usually they have a sort of standard "cost" for the services of a solid freelancer.... Girls. The quality varies but you have an enormous selection of breasts and buttocks among these girls. Some days the selection is good and some days it's depressing, so to speak.... Whatever is your preferred option (ST/LT) you better try to arrange the details of the service before hands or you may get a high risk to be disappointed afterwards. For some of these cuties an ST mean one bang and "….bye bye Darling…." and for others an ST means a cute foreplay, a BJ if you behave good and the compulsory bang.

Located in the basement of NOVOTEL in Siam Square very close to the BTS Stop Siam. You can reach this disco by taking the sky train getting off at SIAM BTS Stop. Keep in mind that the sky train service usually stops sharply around midnight CONCEPT CM2 is on the same side of Emporium, Landmark, JW Marriott and opposite Siam Discovery (just to give you a landmark on which side of the road you should exit the SIAM BTS Station). Thus, be careful on the EXIT you have to take while at SIAM. If still in doubt, just ask the BTS staff (at their counters) where NOVOTEL is located. If you take a taxi just tell the taxi driver Novotel-Siam Square. There are few NOVOTELs in Bangkok so be careful. Cover charge B/. 200 week days and B/. 300 Friday and Saturday Age requirement. There is a minimum age requirement in CM2. The girl you are along with must be 20 years and above. Hotel staff members will check IDs at both entrances. If you come in a group sometimes you might be lucky and your 19 y.o. TG can get it without any problem.

Best freelancer pick-up joint in town !!

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Arranging details. Talk to them during your first approach and take your time with the one you like. Invite her a drink. Check out her feedback. Remember that most of these TGs are solid freelancers and they are hanging CM2 searching for a night with a "farang" so, get rid of your fucking shyness and ask them what they mean with an ST/LT quotation.... Sometimes you may wish to invite them for a late dinner i.e. Landmark Hotel Coffee Shop and then proceed to manage a drink somewhere else. Things will become easier. IMHO The arrangements of the services to be provided by the solid freelancers should be done before hands making clear what an ST means for the chicks. Remember, there is nobody to complaint afterwards if you get crap from the girl while at home. Who is who at CM2. Same thing with the B-girls and GG-girls. To realize who is a freelancer and who is a normal girl looking only for some sanook with her friends is another story and requires another approach. No doubt about it. How you can discriminate among them? Well, the best bet is to TALK to them on whatever topic, be sweet and tell her where she is going next.... in no time

you can get either a price for an ST/LT or a potential freebie...mai pen lai na kha.... However, keep in mind that according to my experience the freelancer attendance varies along the week. I could say 80% are freelancers on weekdays increasing up to 95% during the weekends.... Prices. A solid Thai freelancer will request you the following fares B/. 1.500 - 2.500 ST B/. 2.500 -3.500 LT. A bargain is entirely up to you but the above mentioned prices are fair enough. Few bros have got 2K LTs many times....so to speak. There are also few ex-HiSo club TGs hanging around there sometimes looking for sanook and a nice farang to go to bed with. These girls think they are the top of the bunch and may require you B/. 4.000 4.500. Thus, don't be astonished. Just smile and walk away if you feel pissed. Don't show your anger or laughing bloody face. Remember that these TGs got a nice network and what you have done (bad/good) will be shared among their "brotherhood".

The selection available at CM2 is very good most of the week and you will always find the one you like at CM2. Russians? Their standard price is B/.3.500 4.000....but usually a bargain can bring the price down to B/. 3.000 in most of the cases. "....There are also few ex-HiSo club TGs hanging around sometimes. These girls think they are the top of the bunch and may require you 4-5K...." YEP, that's real stuff. There are very few exHiSo club TGs thinking they can ask the same they use to do at those member clubs. Mainly Middle Eastern Asian guys pay for them as far as I know....

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5.2

La Lunar (In Memoriam)

LA LUNAR

This disco & pub is located down the end of Sukhumvit Soi 26 and just next door to Four Wings Hotel. The place is around 3-min drive from the intersection with Sukhumvit Rd. and it is advisable to forget any attempt in walking all the way from Sukhumvit since you will fucking sweat like a pig at the end of the journey. Facilities. The place has a nice lobby and two main living rooms sharing the same complex. The living room on your left is the PUB, where a local live band performs till 01:30 hrs. There are different bands during a night and shift places each hour till the closing time. At this place the irregular shaped bar displays few good-looking bar tenders chicks but that's what they really are: bar tenders. There are few tables surrounding the main bar and a couple of comfortable couches close to the stage that allow you to have a close up of the hot Thai female singers. However, the living room on your right is the disco club itself. It has a dance floor and a mezzanine where the smallish bar is located. The dance floor is always packed and there is no live band here. Have to accept the techno taste of the DJ. There is also another room (just linked to the mezzanine of the dance floor) where you may wish to take a rest while watching cable TV or maybe enjoying few meals. There is no live band, or DJ doing a mess here. This is just a place where tables for dinning are located and the music at low volume is coming from the pub through the speakers. Girls. There is a mixed crowd in here. I could say that 90% of the chicks here are straight girls. The other 10% is composed by chicks from Hi So Clubs or MP's sideliners having fun during their days off. I saw few girls from the Oil Massage joints having a nice time at this place as well. Saw quite a few from Barons and Euro Inn mainly on Fridays and at the dance floor. Entrance fee. The cover charge is usually B/. 500 and you will get 3 coupons to be exchanged for the spirit/drink of your choice. Memberships. Mainly is based upon opening of bottles in there. Don't know if they have any other with a fixed amount of bottles and the like. A bottle of Chivas or JW-black is B/.1.900 and the mixers are NOT for free. A JW-red is B/. 1.050. The place can keep the bottle up to three months so, at the end of that time the right to pick up the bottle and, of course, to avoid the entrance fee (member & friends) will be gone. Remember, if you have the bottle-card your friends can get in at no additional charge. This is a good bet. Suggestion. Not many freelancers around so that you better be careful by the time you approach any girl for an ST. The thing is not that easy. Have to approach first and keep in mind that LA LUNAR is not CM2, where almost of those freelancers are ready for a B/. 2.000 ST. Yep! There are many girls from MPs and Hi So Clubs, but they are going to have some Sanook and mainly to get drunk. Thus, take it easy. Approach slowly and you may get a potential freebie since these girls are not going to La Lunar aiming any ST or LT. Good luck!

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BED

5.3

Bed you want to approach a Thai chick here since the boyfriend might be somewhere lurking around. People dress fancy and dance all over the main floor. Nice breasts and buttocks shagging all over the place indeed. Quite a few farangs trying to score could be seen all the time. Music. Live DJ. Hip-hop and sometimes he plays synthetic tunes. Prices. Drinks are around B/.200. Decent wine and good food selection. Memberships. Available and starting at B/. 20.000.

BED Disco

One of the last discos recently opened. Located down Sukhumvit Soi 11 and sharing the same neighborhood of Q-bar and Club Onze. Entering from Sukhumvit and after a 200- yard walk The BED Disco is located on your right. The shape of the disco is like a big laying cylinder or an oil tank. You have to follow a staircase that will lead you to the main entrance. Facilities. It has also a dance floor (very small) and a mezzanine. There is a nice bar on the mezzanine and the couches in the surroundings are really nice. White colored ones and very big. You may find it difficult to take a seat. The couches are damn big and most of the customers are laying on those. The dance floor (ground floor) has low stools and tables in the middle of the place so that it is not that convenient if you would like to dance comfortably. Crowd. Haven't seen freelancers here. The crowd is mainly composed by Hi-So chicks and people ready to spend several thousands Baths during the night. Be bloody careful if

BED: main entrance

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Orbit

Gays and Katoeys. There is one fucking gay among the bar tenders and another fucker pretending to be a "sales manager". The gay bar tender is hanging around and acts as a pimp among the girls and usually behaves as a lady with those stupid manners teasing the customers sitting close to the bar.... damn the fucker! The katoeys "sales manager" is just damn pushy if you happen to get her as your 'membership manager". The only annoying experience I got was with that bloody katoeys who used to keep bothering us being darn pushy in offering girls and drinks. She even managed to convince one friend to get her few rounds of tequila the times he could. Dancers. The dancers are really nice chicks but haven't seen any of them being bf so far. They just dance and occasionally share the table of a customer or two when the band is playing and they get a break. One funny thing is that the "dancers" are moving throughout all the bench in front of the main bar, since you can order a drink with the name of the girl

you like and then you get the "selected dancer" swinging in front of you for just one song.... hilarious. However, each "visit" to a customer is for a very short time but you can get a long visit upstairs (2nd floor) where they would join you for a minimum charge of 3 drinks and dance and talk to you for about 10 - 15 minutes. The "visits" downstairs are mostly short stops they make when moving around (e.g. back from toilet or from upstairs) to chat with friends or their good customers, etc. Drinks. Tequila and Six Shots are becoming very popular at ORBIT. You might be able to get several drinks such as Red Devil, B52, etc. although they are kind of sweet stuff though. I was told that "Six Shots" order was the best investment but this was long ago. It counts as only one drink (B/. 240) and you will get 3 fruit juices (lime, watermelon or even orange) plus three shots of other liquor (let your girl decide on what they are up to at that moment).

Salary level. The hostesses are getting paid B/. 10.000 per month. Don't know about the cute girls dancing on the bar. From any drink you invite to any hostess they get B/. 160 What's up on Sunday? The place has slow days every Sunday night but that's EXCELLENT because you will get all the attention you may need to have a nice time in there. Those dancers kept everyone with round eyes throughout the night. Few hostesses are around, prices are still the same and the band is usually ok. A bit noisy for my taste but it is ok. Memberships. There is a basic membership at B/. 20,000, which gives you NN bottles of whisky or any other liquor of your preference. NN will depend on the time of promotion available by the time you apply for the membership. Few guys said that at least you get 10 bottles. The regular membership is available for B/. 50,000. You will get NN+ bottles of whiskey plus you can get the privilege to sit upstairs (mezzanine) anytime.

Hot dancers and pretty hostesses!!

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Orbit

5.4

Club Orbit .....My personal appraisal of the TGs working at ORBIT is that they respond to the typical features requested by the taste of Thai men. TGs with white skin, slim, small breast and buttocks, long black hair, beautiful eyes and nice attitude above others.... if you are into this. ORBIT is your place to hang out. A bit pricey though.... Beauty. Every time I go to ORBIT I am just impressed of the kind of dancers this place has. Real hot young chicks with those tight clothes and pretty small buttocks OH! God! They are solid 8s gals. Nice chicks indeed. Wish they could be bar-fined and ready for a bang....

Located on Sukhumvit Soi 26 around 200 yards far from Sukhumvit Av. on your left and a breath away from la Lunar. The car park has lots of lights so you cannot miss it. A neon sign displaying a nice logo of CLUB ORBIT could be seen at the entrance. Customers. The clientele is mainly made up of locals with businesslike looking. The other part of the clientele is a mixture of farangs and Thai-Indians mainly. Ages? Mainly men over 30 years old and some of them take along their girlfriends (straight girls). Few teenagers, this place is mainly for working-type guys. The dancers, bar tenders and PRs are between 18-25 years old!! During weekdays you could see that the clientele is mostly comprised of business people and some young local guys hanging around. Different story during weekends because you will find a mixed crowd i.e. business people and youngsters. Thus, you might be able to see people in suits on weekdays and another crowd wearing jeans and T-shirts and baseball cups during the weekends. There are hundreds of Thai guys and farangs going there everyday to get a hard on by watching those hot chicks swinging those small and nice buttocks all over the place. After a couple of hours they are ready to go back home and bang the wife and/or girlfriends I guess.... That's it...and yep, paying the B/. 3.000 plus the bf=10drinks weekdays, 15 drinks weekends (Fri/Sat) for any PR does NOT guarantee any intercourse. That's a private arrangement. Girls. The girls provided by the "sales managers" are usually nice and you will get a nice table in the area of your choice if place is available. You could sit right at the bar if you want and this is a nice place to see the TGs going from here to there. The bar tenders are nice but few of the dancers are much better, even better looking than the PRs....In fact, two of them really could be nice girlfriends....

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Orbit

Likewise, in the mezzanine you can call the dancers to dance and chat with you for a "long time" usually 10-15 minutes, as said before. Furthermore, you also get 20% discount on your final bill that applies for all types of memberships, whether it is just the basic type or the VIP ones. Keep in mind that mixers are for free (soda, water and coke) so, you can get as many as you wish. You are also allowed to bring along 2-4 more guests free of charge just by showing your membership card. If you bring in more guests you have to pick them up at the entrance (they will not be required to pay the entrance fee) but you will be charged B/. 100 for every additional guest. Not a big deal then. Advise. If you would like to check out this place for the very first time my advise is to open a bottle just as soon as you step in the club. Thus, you avoid the B/.600 entrance fee per person. So, you better get the bottle, pay for your mixers and stay there without any pushy fucker requesting "….Sir, one more…." You will have a nice time. All the TGs delivered to you (PRs) will be gorgeous and good in attitude. They get you fucking horny in few minutes dancing darn close to your body and if you would like to take them out you have to pay the value of 10 drinks (B/. 3.000). However, I think just few of them will go into SEX but anything will depend on how good is your approach all the PRs I've taken got fair English but enough for the aim of fun!!!!

Prices. Been at ORBIT quite a few times. We were using members bottle's cards to get in without paying the B/.600 fee per person on week days. Lady-drinks usually at B/.300 and special spirits B/.600 (you get 2 drinks). NOTE. The hot dancers cannot be bar-fined, as far I am concerned. This means you will have to work on them and get their cell numbers and make some side plans. There are also few girls ready to share the table with you but this is going to be for a quick time though.

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6

GO-GO bars

There are 3 main night areas, Patpong, Nana Plaza and Soi Cowboy.

Go Go Bars

6.1

Patpong

Patpong, located between Silom and Suriwong Road in the heart of Silom Rd. and just a breath away from Sala Daeng BTS Station. Thus, if you use the BTS to go to Patpong you just get off through Gate No. 1 and head to the Bangkok Christian Hospital (opposite way to Rama IV). You can't miss the entrance. Surroundings. Patpong Rd. is a very busy area and nowadays the area has seen a steady increase in its tourists flow and this has brought the bloody street vendors who made this road very busy at night-time to the level that there's now a damn night market running down Patpong 1 till Suriwongsee Rd. and even along Silom Rd. People try to sell all sorts of things such as t-shirts, fake sunglasses, fake watches, curiosities, etc. Ah! There are countless annoying touts and taxis parking close to the main entrance of Patpong. I don't like this since most of these touts and taxis belong to a mafia that use to encourage the "Sorry, no taximeter Sir…." policy. Fucking mafia. Most of the touts and/or pimps are all over the place following you and shouting "…. You

want lady. Lady here, no cover charge. Come to see lady fuck show…." etc. Those fuckers have been doing this for ages leading you to a rip-off bar or any MP that gives them some commission that, of course, the customer will pay in his final bill. Fucking annoying. Just smile, keep walking and go to your favorite bar to chill out with a cold beer. Remember that Patpong is the most crowded place of all the nightlife areas. Quite a few times you can barely walk. Don't forget to put your wallet in a safe place since pick pocketing is something common in this area. Visitors. Unlike other nightlife areas, here you will see a lot of farang couples thinking Patpong is a nice place for a cheap shopping session. Patpong receives a large number of tourists including couples, females, backpackers and even children. Everything is available at Patpong, from Go-Go bars to massage parlors, beer bars, discos, blowjob bars and sex shows.

Establishments and shows. Besides the night market and few antiques shops you will find quite a few Go-Go bars in both sides of the road i.e. Queen Castle 1, King Castle, Camelot, etc. There are also several Go-Go bars located upstairs (2nd Fl. mainly) offering live sex performances and some disgusting shows i.e. ping-pong show, balloon show, darts show, bottleopening show, etc. You should see it yourself and then realize how sad it is to see those girls trying to earn some money back home by doing those disgusting performances. Sad.

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Go Go Bars

Patpong 1 and Patpong 2. Patpong 1 is mainly a Go-Go bar scene. The girls at these Go-Go bars are dancing with either a small top and sexy underwear or butt naked as if often the case. The bars upstairs on Patpong 1 have mainly nude chicks dancing all over the stage. Patpong 1 also has that annoying night market running down the middle of it. Patpong 2 is night market free. This area has some laid back bars such as Cosmo bar and Crystal Palace, few Blow Job bars and some open air beer bars as well as a couple of Go-Go bars. There is a also a couple of gay bars in a small side street on Suriwongse Road, just opposite Patpong. King's Group. The King's Group operates quite a few Go-Go bars in Patpong 1. The Kings Group has been managing bars in Patpong for several years and is a firm that prides itself on maintaining some sort of standards "giving the best service" to their customers. Bars within the King's Group can be identified by their name usually having "king" or "queen" in it such as King's Corner and Queen's Castle 1. You will usually see the group's crown logo somewhere around the entrance of these establishments. For those fellows who have heard stories about being ripped off

at the 2 Fl bars probably you may wish to hit one of these King's group establishments first and get some experience on the scene. Then the fellows may get some expertise to venture some other joints. One questionable practice of the King's Group is the number of katoeys that they have in the payroll. In fact, quite a few "good-looking" katoeys pre/post operated are "working" at KING'S CORNER. However, the prettiest girls can be found at King's Castle 1 and 2, and some gems are also dancing at Camelot Castle. Seems to be that the average-looking girls end up in King's Corner along with a lot of katoeys. Later on these chicks might be "promoted" to swing their bodies at Queen's Castle facilities. Katoeys & Ladyboys. Quite a few all over Patpong mainly at King's Corner and King's Castle 3 bar. Yeah, some fellows are into it but I particularly prefer to stick with lovely women. Probably the biggest give away with the katoeys is their feet size, their height (usually taller than any average Thai girl), and the tits that most of the times look too good to be

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true. Ah! Any sign of a male voice is a sure give away. They can change their tits, butts, face, but cannot change their voices and feet size. Get your checklist in case of doubt. Remember that the size of the hands and feet of "normal" Thai girls have tiny hands and feet while katoeys cannot hide these features. If you are really good spotting katoeys you will also notice the deeper voice, etc. Thus, get some time and hit King's Corner Bar since most of the "good looking" katoeys are working there. Practice spotting katoeys over there and become an "expert" to avoid unpleasant experiences in further. Prices. Patpong has a wide range of prices for the services provided and this is maybe because of the huge amount of tourist going and coming every day. Seems to be that the bar fine is steady at B/. 500-600 while an ST is always quoted at B/. 2.000. Any LT should be negotiable since most of the chicks will quote B/. 4.000- 5.000. Way too much if compared with NEP and Cowboy standards. Rip offs. Quite often I heard many stories about tourists being presented with bills for ridiculous amounts of money (mainly in the

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upstairs bars) at the end of the show but fortunately, this is not such a big problem any more. You just pay the bill and head to the tourist police at the "tourist police box" located just in front of the Pan Pacific Hotel if you need assistance. They are always helpful. You will get your money back but not all in most of the cases. Blow Job bars. There are a two main blowjob bars in Patpong such as the Star Of Light bar, and the most famous blow job bar of all, the Kangaroo Club. After going through some stairs, you will find yourself in a small bar with very basic set-up. In less than minute girls will be grabbing your crotch and suggesting that they would like your dick. A blow job is usually B/. 500 and a full service is available at B/.700-1.000 The girls in these bars do not tend to be that attractive at all and blowjob bars are a sort of the last stop before your hunting session. Basically, you can select either a private room (not usually an extra charge for this), a seat at the bar where a lass sits on the other side behind a curtain or simply

stay where you are, unzip your fly in the middle of the bar and let her do her job. In most of the cases the girls swallow and afterwards rinse their mouth out with Listerine. Appraisal. Patpong is the most expensive nightlife area for sex if compared with NEP and Cowboy. Even though the hassle in most of Patpong bars it definitely deserves a try. I think that with very few exceptions, there is little available at Patpong that isn't available elsewhere. IMHO you will find the most attractive chicks in the King's Group bars but these girls usually expect more than the chicks at NEP and Cowboy. The cost of beers and lady drinks are similar as the abovementioned areas. Patpong used to be THE PLACE to go if you really enjoy sex shows and the like but now you can see these kinds of shows at Nana Plaza and Soi Cowboy as well. Clinton Plaza was another place to see them but now we just have only

memories. I must confess that those sex shows are a little degrading to the girls and perhaps it's one of the things in the Bangkok nightlife scene that I don't enjoy. Most of the girls in the upstairs bars with the shows are not usually as attractive as the girls in the bars at ground level and some of them are quite

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Thaniya Plaza

6.2

Soi Thaniya

Closer to Rama IV and about 100 yards up the road from the Patpong sois there is a soi with many Japanese style hostess bars called Thaniya Plaza. These bars are catering mainly Japanese and Korean expats as well as Japanese tourists. You may get a best way to enter one of those if one Japanese guy accompanies you since Caucasians often receive a no-no statement at the entrance. However, I visited a couple of these i.e. Atessa and Hennessy Club without any problems. Good luck! The street is much wider than the Patpong sois and is also a lot cleaner. Most signs outside the bars are in three languages English, Thai and Japanese. Thus, keep in mind that the place may be a bit overpriced in terms of drinks and karaoke rooms. I realized that bar fines are not that expensive but STs and LTs were around 4K…. you are warned!! Seems to be that most of the Japanese gentlemen are into these chicks. I've witnessed the chicks going in platoons for a bang at the PAN PACIFIC Hotel, which is located just close to the corner of Rama IV and Suriwongsee (a breath away Jim Thompson House). Something nice in Thaniya is that Thai chicks are not pushy at all. Little hassle. Good stuff. Take a look at these chicks. The girls in this street are fairer skinned and generally taller than the girls in the farang orientated areas. Good Luck!

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NANA Plaza

6.3

Nana Entertainment Plaza, NEP

At Nana Plaza, 3 floors of fun can be found. Located 50 meters down Soi 4 on your left coming from the junction of Sukhumvit Rd and Nana Soi 4 and just opposite Nana Hotel. Nana Plaza is now one of the most popular choices for sex tourists coming to Thailand for holidays. It has adopted several nicknames such as NEP or sometimes just "Nana". Some notable Go-Go bars are Angel's Witch, PlaySkool and maybe we can suggest a visit to G-Spot, Voodoo, Rainbow II and Carnival. Surroundings. There are dozens of Go-Go bars in this three-story sex-shop. Those establishments are composed mainly by open air beer bars, Go-Go bars and a handful of short time hotels. As you walk into Nana Plaza, using the only entrance way, you will be greeted by dozens of chicks hanging around the open-air beer bars located in the ground floor. Those chicks are greeting the customers approaching the complex and the environment might be overwhelming for a newbie. NEP is devoted for sex business without any attempt to hide it as a Thai Traditional Massage or the like as is the case in the local orientated scene. NEP girls are having no doubt about why they are there. Facilities. Once you step in NEP you will be facing a horseshoe-shaped three-level shopping mall in which the main product is mainly lovely young women offering short-times and longtimes for a reasonable free at any of the three levels of Go-Go bars. The view is simply incredible. You will also notice that there is an open-air beer bar area on the ground floor crowded with several chicks offering you a drink even before you decide to hit any Go-Go on either the ground floor or upstairs. You may wish to chill out for a little while at one of those beer bars and take a look at the incredible environment you just joined. You will realize that there are two ways to reach the top levels of this complex. In fact, just standing at the onlyentrance and on your left you will find some stairs leading you to the second floor. Be aware that there is also a lift just behind those stairs leading you to the second and third floor. Girls taking customers outside the complex looking forward the previously arranged BANG mainly use this lift! However, any lonely customer can just bump into this lift and use it accordingly but by doing this you will lose the nice feeling of passing by in front of all the other joints offering nice chicks. Pinga suggests you better use the lift only on your way back home. Is there any other way to go to the second floor besides the above-mentioned lift and stairs? Yep! You have to be blind if you cannot see the escalator placed on the right side of the NEP only entrance. In fact, if you

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NANA Plaza

take this escalator and once in the second floor, you will be just in front of Mandarin and Silver Dragon Go-Go bars and in the middle of a young crowd composed by chicks dressing in white tight clothes saying "….Hello handsome man. Take a look inside. No cover charge…" Yep! You are just about to get the experience of your life. Street vendors & touts. Ah! There are a handful of vendors selling hamburgers and stuff just at the entrance of NEP. Hamburgers are available at B/. 30 and, throughout these years, those burgers have been given numerous farangs the ability to run the extra mile after a heavy drinking session at NEP. Likewise, aggressive touts and hello-guys encouraging you to get inside a particular bar or MP are not abundant since most of the hello-people are often the dancing girls themselves standing outside the bars during their breaks. All these issues give NEP a far more laid back and "peaceful" atmosphere if compared with Patpong. The Go-Go bars. The bars in NEP are spread all over the three different levels. On the ground floor, you have the openair beer bars in the middle of the horseshoe shaped complex as well as Go-Go bars all around the perimeter. The next two floors are all Go-Go bars with a

couple of ST "hotels" thrown in for the fellows desperate for a quick release. Forgot about the names but I particularly remember one called "Nana Guest House", hilarious. Two of the most popular Go-Go bars at present, are Angels' Witch and Rainbow 2. The quality of the girls and shows in the various go-go bars goes up and down periodically so, in a few months time, these bars may no longer be the best ones. There is a very good "shower and lesbian show" at Hollywood Strip up on the third floor where about eight or nine girls give themselves a good muff diving performance in a fish-bowl with some water running down all over that place. Interesting. Good the first time you see it but it becomes part of the routine very fast. I specially like the Japanese girls and tourist groups having fun enjoying these shows as part of their daily schedules. A similar show can be found nowadays at GSpot (second floor) in where 6 girls perform a "pussy licking" show. G-spot has two dancing stages but gathers its best pretty and busty girls at the smallish dancing stage so, you better place yourself on the bar stools nearby early since most of the patrons will crowd the area very fast. The second dancing stage is the biggest stage for go-go dancers at NEP I reckon.

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Paint show. At some Go-go bars it was/is also available the "fluorescent paint show". Four or five girls start dancing butt naked and a skillful artist just jumps on the stage and start painting beautiful pictures all over the chicks breasts, bellies, back, butt, etc. Pictures are mainly dragons, flowers, faces, etc. The skin of those lovely chicks get all covered with those fluorescent pictures and draws in a matter of minutes and with the help of special lights in the bar that illuminate this type of paint those pictures are kept ALIVE for 10 minutes or so. Amazing. Excellent show. Carousel (third floor) has also a nice bunch or girls. However, I feel particularly attracted to the waitresses since most of them are newbies and are screening the scene before any attempt to be a dancer in future. Those waitresses can be bar fined at B/. 600 (one hundred Baht more than the dancers) but these chicks only go out if they like the customer so, be polite and respectful and you may get a nonoverfucked girl to accompany you that night. Note: years ago Carrousel had the girls dancing butt naked on the rotating circular stage and, as part of the show, they used to spread their legs and patrons were invited to take a lick. Sad. It is nice to see that this practice is no longer available.

Oasis at NEP. Ah! The second floor and just next door to the famous G-Spot also has one non Go-Go place that is remarkably good in PINGA's opinion. I am talking about WOODSTOCK Pub. In fact, you can actually get some decent food at NEP and if you are a drinker and would like to chill out after an ST session then Woodstock is your place. There is no doubt that a good time can be found at the facilities of this place if a break during your hunting session is the thing you are looking for. Nice music, pool tables, excellent English speaking waitresses and a big screen showing major sport events are part of the set-up. Ah! I heard Woodstock has won the "Best Burger in Bangkok Award" two times at least few years ago, so to speak. Give it a try. ST & LT. How much money do the girls at NEP want for sex varies from girl to girl. However, Pinga has been quoted usually B/. 1.500 ST and B/. 2.500-3.000 LT at most of the bars. Remember that you can easily negotiate the price down with most of the girls and should never pay more than B/. 1.500-2.000 ST. However, if the chick is the best of the bar the cost of her services won't represent a major issue. Keep that in mind, OK? Note that many girls will simply not go with you "long time". Any LT depends on the girl. Others will have no trouble getting B/.3.500 from big spenders i.e. Japanese fellows and quite a few Americans tourists. Another thing to be considered in your

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approach is that the best looking, most popular girls do not have to drop their price because if you do not go with her, the next guy probably will. Most of the girls will go with one guy, get the services done and return to the bar to look for another customer seeking the second or third round of the day. Quite a few times the girls will push you to join any of the nearby ST hotels available usually at B/.300-500 so, she can get ready and just walk back to the bar once the services are already performed. Katoeys. Unlike Patpong, there are not too many bars with katoeys in NEP. Casanova on the second floor is a katoey bar. Obsession on the ground floor is another one displaying tall and busty katoeys ready for a blow job or even a bang from the rear, if your taste is going that way. Nana Hotel. Located just across the road from the only entrance of NEP. This is a popular sex tourist accommodation and has a smallish increasingly popular coffee shop and also houses one of the best freelancers pick-up joints called Angels Disco on the ground floor. The beer bar (just across the road from NEP) is a nice place to chill out and watch

the customers coming and going through Soi 4 and mainly the ones approaching NEP. Angels Disco, or as it is more commonly referred as, Nana Disco, is located on the ground floor at Nana Hotel, easily reachable walking through the lobby. This establishment is frequented by solid freelancers coming mainly from Soi 7 i.e. Beergarden & New Wave bars. It seems that Nana Disco does not get busy before midnight and peaks around 01:00 hrs. Note: I've seen quite a few NEP girls coming to Nana Disco after leaving a customer happy somewhere in town but lazy to hit the go-go bar again. However, in the middle of the sanook they have no problem to jump on the first farang giving a good offer. Some other chicks are also young chicks from the bars in NEP who couldn't get a customer during the day and, as it is often the case, there are many others who want another customer for the night. Nana Disco started to charge an "entrance fee' of B/. 160 since June/July 2002. In fact, this is not really

a fee. This policy just insures that everyone buys a drink avoiding the Cheap Charlies who just go there to look at the chicks on display, but not buy anything to drink. Last year the cover charge kept the girls outside the disco and waiting for some customers at the lobby instead. However, everything seems to be back to normal nowadays. Note that the "entrance fee" includes a coupon that can be exchange for a drink once inside. By the way, if you love to carry your backpack you better keep handy B/. 10 since you will be requested to leave your bag at one of those lockers available at the counter located close to the toilets and at the right side of Nana Disco entrance.

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S Soi Cowboy

6.4

Soi Cowboy

To get there, take the BTS Sky Train on the Sukhumvit Line to Asoke Station. When you exit the station, walk down Sukhumvit Road on the left hand side and cross the Asoke intersection. After you have crossed the road, you should see a small bar area called Asoke Plaza in front of you. Turn left and walk down Asoke Av. for about 50 yards and you will see Soi Cowboy on your left. Soi Cowboy has been around for about 20+ years which makes it older than NEP but not as old as Patpong. Soi Cowboy is a very popular area among expats. Although Soi Cowboy is far more laid back than Nep and Patpong, the girls can still be fairly persuasive trying to get you into their bar, but they are not that pushy like the ones flooding Patpong. Unlike Patpong and to a lesser extent NEP, you can usually walk into any bar in Soi Cowboy and get a seat without a problem. Probably you will face problems to get a seat after 22:00 hrs at LONG GUN, which is always packed. Soi Cowboy is generally quiet and relaxed if compared with NEP or Patpong and this is the main reason why some people like it and others simply don't. And with the exception of the Long Gun, Tilac and Doll House bars, the bars in Soi Cowboy don't seem to have similar numbers of girls that Patpong and NEP bars have. Quite a few bars in Cowboy are fairly small with an average of perhaps 20-25 girls per bar. Girls & Bars. The girls at Cowboy tend to be a lot friendlier and usually less pushy than those at Patpong or NEP. Long Gun bar really seems to make a truly effort and this bar deserves a special mention because always displays attractive young females at reasonable rates and performs excellent shows. It may not be brilliant but it's good to see some bars actually making an effort to deliver a better product. In Pinga's opinion the girls at Long Gun are easily the most attractive in the soi and you will get a weird feeling that this establishment does not belong to this area. Long Gun offers nice shows and busty women on stage.

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For anyone who wants a quick release Toy Bar and AfterSkoool are available. This establishment offers a hand job whilst sitting at the bar for B/. 500. Often, the girls will all surround you at any corner so that other customers cannot see exactly what is going on as they perform those nasty activities. Midnite Bar is also a good option. Quite a few girls ready for almost everything in there. However, this year this place has shut down at least once since the police found underage girls working inside. Sad. This establishment has a second floor with a pool table, smallish bar and two ST rooms. The rooms have no built-in toilet so that both rooms share a bathroom located just outside. You can bar fine any dancer for B/. 500 and be entitled to use the ST rooms upstairs at no extra cost. The cost of the services is something you have to negotiate with the girl before paying the bar fine. Usually B/.1.000-1.500 is enough for a ST. Ah! Quite a few girls do prefer to service the customers at the go-go bar facilities since most of them do live above the go-go bar facilities (upstairs). Thus, just negotiate with the mamasan to get the girl outside either to your hotel or residence. A small tip is a must since unscrupulous people that don't let the girls to take off without the bar fine paid manage most of these chicks. Appraisal. Soi Cowboy is a nice place to meet friends and have a few beers and a good conversation. There are few girls to be considered as diamonds amongst the rough, the girls here are not nearly as attractive as the other more popular bar areas but beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. Too many of the Soi Cowboy bars are old, decrepit and even sometimes, a little depressing. Bacarra with its glass-made roof is something you should see. Although the girls at Bacarra are not of Pinga's taste the place certainly deserves a try. I love to be the just under the glass-made roof checking out the dancers on the stage in front of me as well as the second one upstairs at the same time. Most of the chicks upstairs don't use underwear underneath those skirts and the view from the first floor is very nice.

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Pushy girls??

6.5

How to avoid the pushy GG-girls?

Well, when the "ugliest" or "non-wanted" girls are approaching me at the beer-bars I usually don't pay much attention. If one of them just grab me or sit beside and addresses a greeting I politely say that I am there for a beer and with a big smile I say "....Not tonight, Darling. I am very tired after Fitness session...." This always works to me as they know they might lose time with me.... Same stuff at a GG-bar. It is very common that once you sit one cutie will approach you shaking hands or even taking a sit with you without being invited. If that happens I politely smile and say "....Hi, you are very beautiful but I am waiting for my friend...." The answer is ALWAYS the same ".... Oh! You have girlfriend here nah?" I usually say YES and by doing this, the dialogue is over. In Patpong you have to do this several times. The flow of chicks asking the same shit is incredible. Then, I drink my cold beer slowly and scan the scenario to invite a drink to the chick I really like. I heard several times few guys trying different tricks to avoid the "unwanted" girls even suggesting: Hey man, get rid of them by saying that you like freebies or anal sex. That should do it. Well, that may work at that moment but the image you will get form the other girls at the bar will be so bad since these girls share everything and the "unwanted", and obviously pissed TG, will immediately spread the news. Why? Because, I think there is a high risk that the "rejected" TG will gossip to the others and maybe the "comments" can reach the TG you like. She could think you are a really cheap Charlie or a pervert farang.... and that could spoil your approach. I'll tell you.... these ladies love gossiping too much among themselves.

ACCOMMODATION DURING HOLIDAYS
1.1 Medium & long-term residents 1.1.1 Grand President 1.1.2 Centrepoint Serviced Apartments 1.2 Short time hotels 1.2.1 Playboy Hotel (PB Hotel) 1.2.2 Penthouse Hotel 1.2.3 Asoke Place 1.2.4 Street 1 lodge (Sukhumvit Soi 1) 1.2.5 Dynasty Inn. 1.3 Major Hotels 1.3.1 JW Marriott 1.3.2 Sheraton Grande Sukhumvit 1.3.3 Landmark Hotel 1.4 Others 1.4.1 Rembrandt Hotel 1.4.2 Nana Hotel 1.4.3 Manhattan Hotel

MASSAGE PARLORS
2.1 Thai Traditional Massage (TTM) 2.2 Soapy massage 2.2.1 First Class MPs 2.2.2 Option 2 2.2.3 Option 3 2.2.4 Others 2.2.5 Remarks on models and sideliners 2.2.6 Remarks on a sandwich service 2.2.7 Remarks on youth and services provided 2.2.8 MP girls saying NO to a certain customer 2.3 Eden Club vs. Darlings? 2.4 Pattaya MPs 2.5 Oil Massage 2.5.1 Barons Barber Shop 2.5.2 Euro Inn

PUBS AND BEER BARS
3 Pubs and beer bars 3.1 Sukhumvit Rd. 3.2 Patpong No. 1 4 Specialty bars and karaoke JOINTS 4.1 Counter 1 and 2 4.2 Star of Lights 4.3 Lolitas 4.4 EDEN Club 5 Dance Clubs 5.1 CM2 5.2 La Lunar 5.3 Bed 5.4 Club Orbit 6 Go-go clubs 6.1 Patpong 6.2 Thaniya Plaza 6.3 Nana Plaza 6.4 Soi Cowboy 6.5 How to avoid the pushy GGgirls?

MEMBER Clubs and KTVs/PR Clubs
7 MEMBER Clubs and KTVs/PR Clubs 7.1 Exotica 7.2 Piano 7.3 Club 487 7.4 Chateau Blanc 7.5 Spice Club 7.6 The Club 7.7 FAQs on member clubs 8 Freelancers 8.1 Siam Hotel 8.2 Grace Hotel 8.3 How to behave with a freelancer? 9 Transportation 9.1 The useful BTS Skytrain 9.2 Taxi from the Airport 10 Money Matters 11 Health Issues 12 FAQ section 13 Miscellaneous 14 Glossary

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MEMBER CLUBS AND KTVS/PR CLUBS

EXOTICA

7.1

Exotica

Thonglor Soi (5-7) 119/1-2. Located in Sukhumvit Soi 55 (between Soi Thonglor 5 and 7). Coming from Sukhumvit tell the cab to keep his left. After 1-min ride you will see on your left a big neon sign advertising the establishment and a huge billboard placed on top of a building. Just keep going and once in front of the small alley you will see the entrance of this fantastic place. Walk in for around 50 yards and you will be in front of the main door of this nice club, which is a sort of big white mansion surrounded by bright lights all over the place. Facilities. The set up of this place is very nice. It has high ceilings, and a central staircase leading to the karaoke rooms and specially to the room gathering more than 60 girls waiting to be picked up. Oh! So sexy…. the place is lavishly furnished with big sofas and the main bar just in front of the main gate. The main bar on the ground floor gathers the most beautiful girls of the place. Some hostesses are available upon request but the prettiest ones are acting as bar tenders on the ground floor. You could also see the stage for the band on your left and few other couches on your right. Make a round to this main bar and you will face a big lounge with some sofas with the dance floor just in front of it. The karaoke rooms are superb. You will get on the 3 floor the most beautiful rooms of the place I reckon. The karaoke rooms have a huge flat screen, desktop with Internet service all night long and several 4-body couches for you and your friends. The paints are great and give a luxurious set up for the room. There is another small living room just before the door of the bathroom and the bathroom itself is five-star class. You could see a shower and even a Jacuzzi!!!! rd One Pinga in Paradise

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There is also a swimming pool in the 4th floor mainly booked by rich party animals. The place is very nice and has a small bar in one of the corners. You should see it yourself. This place is always reserved for big parties. You can be the next!!!! Bartenders. These are cute babes standing behind the bar bench on the ground floor. You could manage a chat for a while and request them to leave the bar and sit right beside you only after you are charged the cost of 3 drinks (B/. 350 each). Members use to get 20% discount on drinks and lady drinks I reckon. Prices. Drinks are B/. 350 either for you or the girl so, if you are in a group without any membership better open a bottle at B/.4.400. Mixers are at reasonable price. The bar fine for the girls is equivalent to 10 drinks (B/. 3.500) just to let the girl out of the establishment. Any other request apart of dancing and dining should be discussed with the girl straightforward. Some will go for a fuck, some will not. In any case, request the advise of the mamasan. EXOTICA will cost a bit more than other places. Seems to be that even after purchasing a bottle (B/.4.400) you have to pay the entrance fee (B/.500). Things change when you are a member since 3-4 guys can enter alongside with a full member without extra shitty charge in the bill. Hostesses. Nice chicks. The set up of the place is very nice. You can even request the "mamasan" to go upstairs and choose the girl of your choice from the available hostesses on display or just fancy one of the bar tenders and settled down the night. Music. Managed by a Philippino band whose singer is a fucking gay. This is hilarious, considering the amount of nice chicks available all over the place. Nowadays we saw a new Thai band and its seems to be that this one is replacing the former Philippino one. Ah! if you have problems with the language you can request the assistance of Khun NUN. This mamasan is very helpful but fucking pushy. Great pop and hip hop music available as well.

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Memberships. Available at 20, 30 and 50K and one over 100K. You may wish to request more details to the mamasan.

VIP KARAOKE ROOM

VIP KARAOKE ROOM

30 K 12 bottles 00 Lady drink 04 Karaoke rooms 20% discount on food and drinks Mixers are for free Cover charge for guests B/.100

Huge TV set Standard KARAOKE ROOM

Rest rooms

50 K 12 bottles 80 Lady drinks 7 Karaoke room 20% discount on food and drinks Mixers are for free Cover charge for guests B/.100

Hostesses (main bar) VIP KARAOKE ROOM

INTERNET service (free of charge)

Hostesses (regulars)

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PIANO

7.2

Piano Facilities. The place is a like an old mansion. It has a smallish car park and has three gates. The main entrance is the one where the managers and hello ladies are. Once you step in through this door you will find yourself inside a smallish living room. The girls sitting on your left on a long couch are the managers (mamasans). You keep cool and take your left. Pass those couches and after few steps there is no other way to go rather than to turn right. This is a narrow hall that will lead you to the main lobby of this place. The main lobby is well decorated but is not as luxurious as the ones in EXOTICA or Chateau Blanc. You will find quite a few couches surrounding the main stage where several Thai bands perform along the night. There is a piano there. Amazingly this is barely used. The main lobby also has a small bar where several chicks are performing as bartenders. Few of these chicks are the ones who cannot go out. Once lurking at this small bar you will notice another wide glass door. This is actually the second entrance and nowadays is being used as the EXIT after the curfew. Around 02:00 hrs the main entrance is closed and the only exit is this door. Bathrooms and karaoke rooms are nothing special. Clean, not luxurious, but well equipped. Only those two guys annoying few customers with the "neck massage"

45 Soi Ekkamai. Sukhumvit Road, North Klongton Wattana. Once in Ekkamai Rd. and coming from Sukhumvit, you will find the place in about 1-min ride. The place is on your left and your pass few landmarks such as a huge MK Restaurant, then a Shell petrol station and finally Chateau Blanc, all of them on your left and within 1-2-min ride.

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offered each time you step in the bathroom. Shit! The karaoke rooms are located in the second floor and the air con sucks but you can live with that. You can access this second floor either through the third "entrance" (far end of the car park) or through the other ones (described above). No problem. If you take the third entrance you will find yourself in the middle of a small lobby where few chicks are waiting to be hired. You have to scan those chicks, keep cool and take the stairs in front of you and go to the second floor. The second floor has a smallish bar with a couple of lazy bartenders, a pool table and a nice lobby. IMHO this lobby is much better for a private "arrangement" with the TG if you are planning a date outside. This lobby does not have any stage for any band. Thus, the music comes from a sound machine or through the speakers providing the music available at the ground floor but not that loud. Three to four karaoke rooms are located on either side of the lounge. Ah! There is also a huge screen available at the far end of the lobby. The rooms are small but fair enough for any approach. Atmosphere. Piano is more of a relaxed atmosphere, much smaller than Exotica or Chateau Blanc, and seems to have a mixed

clientele. Mainly the crowd is a mixture of locals and few farangs. The place is a little less noisy than Orbit, MoS or even BED so, you can talk you to your cutie without major problems. Hostesses. Few of the girls don't officially go with customers and only work aiming the drinks and tips. Remember these chicks get B/. 160 out of the B/. 340 the customer paid for the drinks.
Karaoke room

Daily live show

Quite a few of the girls also have Thai boyfriends who let the girls go to Piano and work without any problem. That's why these TGs are hard to date after working hours. Same thing happens with few of the MP girls. A couple of guys said that several girls were brought by their own boyfriends who want to keep them working and in the company of her friends so that they don't get bored at home. However, these guys have talked to the manager in order to take care of the chicks not allowing them to be bar fined. Money and relations can make odd things become clear and easy, you see?

Karaoke room

Karaoke room

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Membership details.

20 K 7 bottles or 3 bottles + 60 cocktails 4 bottles 40 Lady drink 60 Cocktails

30 K

50 K 8 bottles 40 Lady drinks 60 Cocktails 8 Karaoke room 20% discount on food and drinks Mixers are for free Cover charge for guests B/.100

10% discount on food and drinks Mixers are for free Cover charge for guests B/.100

20% discount on food and drinks Mixers are for free Cover charge for guests B/.100

(*) Bottle of Black, Chivas or JD. The place rocks around 23:00 and a very good selection of TGs available anytime. You better give this place a try.

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Club 487 There are some couches all around the place but there was one just on the left hand side of the live band stage that seems to be THE place for the girls taking a rest waiting to be picked up. A sort of waiting room like the one we can join at the second floor at EXOTICA. Girls. The quality is two (or even three) steps down if compared to Piano, Monroe, Chateau Blanc or Exotica. You have to see it yourself and get your own opinion. Few chicks are similar to the regular fishbowl girls at MPs such as CP, Monalisa, etc. However, there were 2 or 3 that really deserve a BANG. Ah! The girls at the front desk (reception) are also able to sit with you and also are bar-fineable. Membership. We can get a membership for B/. 10.000. This includes 5 bottles of JW or Chivas, two free karaoke rooms plus 20%discount on food and beverages. Mixers are for free. Membership lasts 1 year. Barfine. Same style as other Gentlemen's Clubs. 10 drinks (Mon-Fri) and 5 drinks (Sun-Thu). Ah! If you barfine after midnight you need to pay only 5 drinks on any day. Lady drinks. B/. 260 each. If you are a member you only pay B/. 210 each. The girls receive B/. 100 per drink (even when a bf is paid). Bang-able TGs. So many. The mamasan is very pleased to show you who is who and also willing to help you settle down an "arrangement" with the cuties. A reference price was given to Pinga: B/. 2000 per boom boom Sir! Remarks. This place does not worth a try if you are looking girls of PIANO, CHATEAU BLANC, EXOTICA or MONROE category. Keep this in mind. Maybe only the receptionist does worth a bang but not for the value of 10 drinks plus B/.2.000 ST. I can get a model at Poseidon instead. I must confess that the quality of the girls available at this club where 95% Monalisa, Cupidy, Evita fishbowl class. Half of the staff members are one step up CM2 girls. I don't mention any comparison on the quality of the girls with DARLINGS because the girls are not that "old" and nothing to do with BARONS or EDEN since these last two places don't focus on beauty but in a wild fuck instead.

Club 487

Entering Ekkamai Rd. from Sukhumvit this Gentlemen's Club is located on your right hand side after 5 minutes walk or less than a minute drive. A big luminescent billboard displays a "Club 487" neon sign and the car park is just small if compared with Piano or Chateau Blanc…. Facilities. The place has several karaoke rooms and were named inspired in the world major football leagues i.e. Premier League, La Liga, etc. The quality of the rooms cannot be compared with the ones at Piano or Exotica. No way! They have a stage for the performance of a live band and two main bars. A smallish bar gathering the real bar tenders (two guys) and an irregular shaped one where most of the best selection of chicks is waiting to be hired.

Club 487

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Chateau Blanc

7.4

Chateau Blanc few lady drinks.... there are several couches very well distributed all over the place and the most private ones are located close to the stage where the band performs IMHO. Just in front of the second bar you will find two rows of coaches facing each other and THIS is where the free hostesses are sitting and waiting to be hired. Girls. The quality is almost the same as the one you can find at EXOTICA or even PIANO but one step up MONROE IMHO. Girls have different outfits according to the day or the special occasion. You have to see them yourself and get your own opinion. I think that the CB chicks can be compared to the sideliners at hi end MPs. Not models, but close to that status.... Barfine. Same style as other Gentlemen's Clubs. Ten drinks (Mon-Fri). Saturday and Sunday you have to pay the equivalent of 15 drinks. Ah! If you barfine after 23:00 hrs you need to pay only 5 drinks.

Location. Entering Ekkamai Rd. from Sukhumvit this Gentlemen's Club is located on your right hand side after 2-min drive. This nice place is located right next door to CLUB PIANO. Facilities. The place has several karaoke rooms and much better than the ones you can find at PIANO or even EXOTICA. There are two karaoke rooms on the ground floor and two more upstairs (second floor). This place is very lavishly decorated and luxurious. Excellent facilities. You have a stage where the band performs. There are a couple of bars in the ground floor and you will find beautiful bar tenders or even hostesses ready to blow up your mind for the cost of

Karaoke room

1st Fl

Karaoke room

Karaoke room
Membership. We requested information on a humble membership. You can get a membership for B/. 30.000. This includes 10 bottles of JW or Chivas; 5 free karaoke rooms plus 20% discount on food and beverages. Mixers are for free. Memberships last 2 years for locals and 1 year for farangs.

2nd Fl

2nd Fl

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Chateau Blanc

Lady drinks. B/.300 each. If you are a member you get 20% on this price. The girls receive B/. 110 per drink (even when a bf is paid). Bang-able TGs. Chateau Blanc has three groups of girls. Chicks of the first group cannot go out, probably because the boyfriends are sniffing around. The chicks of the second group can go out only if they are willing to do so. Thus, it depends on how handsome you are and how thick is your wallet. The third group is the "pay me and I fuck you" girls and quite a few are really good-looking ones. The mamasan is very pleased to show you who is who and also willing to help you settle down an "arrangement" with the cuties. Some will go and some others will not. A reference price was also given to Pinga: 4-5K ST for you Sir!!

Karaoke room

2nd Fl

Karaoke room

The best Hi-So Club for PINGA !!

2nd Fl

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Spice Club

7.5

Spice Club Facilities. Looks crappy on the ground floor. Is has a smallish bar where few chicks were dancing on the bench. Few of them looked very good. I think that the manager wanted to copy the style of ORBIT or FORTE but.... besides the smallish bar you could find small tables (Forte style) with quite a few bar stools all around the place...then you have the second floor. Oh! What a nice second floor "mezzanine". This 2nd-Fl lounge is furnished from wall to wall and the white couches are pretty nice. Damn big, clean and comfortable. These couches are similar to the ones you could find on the second floor at BED disco. Didn't have time to check out the karaoke rooms but think will be nice as well. Girls. I think they are not as pretty as the ones you could find at PIANO, CHATEAU BLANC, MONROE, etc. Hmm maybe the chicks are like the best ones you could find at Club 487 (Ekkamai). However, not all of them are average-looking chicks. Few chicks are really nice and deserve a try. Ah! The mamasan said few girls could go for a bang. You have to pay 10 drinks (bf) plus the fees for the "extra" services. The mamasan is happy to let you know who can go fro a BANG and who can't be bf. All of this upon request. Ah! After 23:00 the bf is 5 drinks. A bang is up to a personal agreement between the customer and the chick able to be bf. Clientele. 100% Khon Thais. 0% farangs. Prices. Memberships start at 10K. You will get 5 bottles of whiskey and 20% discount on food and drinks. Nice deal if you are in a budget

Location. The place is just a breath away from Poseidon MP and on the same side of the road. If you are coming through Ratchadapisek from Asoke Ding-Daeng intersection you will pass several landmarks such as Pow Pung Paow, Robinson Department Store, Crystal, Nataree, Emmanuelle, Hi Class and Poseidon. If you are coming from Suttisan, you better pass Poseidon and keep going till the next U-turn since there is no fucking way you could cross Ratchadapisek in a safe way.

SPICE CLUB & KARAOKE

Lady drinks are available at B/. 220 and allows the chick to accompany you for 45 min.

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The Club

7.6

The Club However, she is off limits. She cannot be approached as mentioned by our cute mamasan. The second floor has the karaoke rooms and a main living (free karaoke lounge) with a nice setup and comfortable couches. The private karaoke rooms are available in two sizes i.e. small and big (pls. see the cost at the prices section). Girls. Very pretty indeed and quite a few are one step up if compared with the girls available at SPICE CLUB or Club 487. Around 50-70 chicks ready to please the horny customers having a free night. These girls are younger than the ones you can find at PIANO, CHATEAU BLANC or MONROE. This is why so many of these girls are jumping all around the dancing floor (even the ones who are not yet hired by a customer) so that you have a nice dancing room pretty alive!!!! This kind of environment invites you to get rid of your shyness and go and mix-up with the crowd aiming some fun. The attitude of most of the chicks is outstanding. This is something good to see in such kind of establishments.

Facilities. The place has a better setup if compared with SPICE CLUB. Two floors of pure action can be found rocking all night at this establishment. After you entered the place you take the stairs and will find yourself at a smallish lobby. The available chicks (not hired yet) remain seated there and always are on the cell phone. Amazing. Few video games are also available close to the lobby and the machines are always busy. Damn! First time I've seen stuff like that at these places.

If you keep walking to your left you will see the smallish bar alongside the wall and then the main lobby of the ground floor. This lobby has a main area with few couches on it. Quite a few tables and bar stools are also available all over the place. There is also a stage divided into two parts. In one of them the live band is performing (English/Thai) songs. The female singer is not that bad.... Ha ha ha ha! The other smallish stage is the one devoted for the chicks that want to show off few dancing skills. Few drunk girls also go there to shag the butt a bit.... Ah! While the band is taking a rest some music is then handled by a DJ, which happens to be a very hot TG...damn!

Sanook mak mak

Location. Follow the same tips given to find Spice Club. If you are coming from Poseidon THE CLUB is just 200 yards down the road after passing Spice Club and on the same side of the road.

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The Club

Clientele. 100% Khon Thai. 0% farangs. Prices. Memberships start at 10K. You will get 5 bottles of whiskey and 20% discount on food and beverages. However, there was a promotion available by the time of our visit. We could get 1-lt bottles instead of the 750 ml ones by adding B/. 1.500 to the 10K membership initially offered. It was a nice deal. We are now allowed to use the karaoke rooms three or four times I reckon.... (a bit drunk by that time guys)....lady drinks available at B/.220 and allowed you to join the cutie for 45 min. Ah! The big and small karaoke rooms are available whole night at B/. 2.100 and B/. 1.000 respectively. The communal karaoke room is available for free to anyone interested. I think this lounge is THE place to be with your chick after your selection process is done. Not many people hanging around and quite dark.... Yummy!

Live band & cute singer

SPICE CLUB & KARAOKE

SPICE CLUB & KARAOKE

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FAQs on Member Clubs

7.7

FAQs on member clubs

1) Do you have to have to have a membership to go in? PINGA: No, you don't have to. Just step in the club of your preference and request assistance from a papasan/mamasan. They will explain to you the system at the selected establishment and the details and advantages of a membership. Certainly, not being a member the total damage could be high since these clubs enforce the "open membership" policy at all cost.... 2) If not, what is the advantage to a membership - are you treated differently? PINGA: IMHO this is relative. You don't need to be a member to have a blast. No one puts a label on your forehead while sitting on the couches saying you are not a member. I think that the advantage of a member is mainly on the discounts you get, TG booking service, free mixers, etc.

3) Is it worth it if you plan to be in BKK for only 4 days? PINGA: IMHO it depends if you have plans to come back again. The memberships last usually 1-2 years and I see no point to open a membership if you are planning only to hit the place for 4 consecutive days only. However, if you would like to enjoy the place with friends and have a daily blast it might be advisable to get one membership. Why? Because, it will allow you to get a discount on the liquor, lady drinks (to be credit to that membership) and get a nice discount on food and beverages. At the end a 20-30K membership could result in the best choice if you are planning to be there with many friends. If you are planning to hit the place alone and for just few days you better think twice on it....

4) Are there other bars just as good that you don't have to worry about the membership thing? PINGA: It entirely depends on your taste. However, similar places like PIANO, CHATEAU BLANC, EXOTICA, PENT, MONROE do encourage the membership issue. As I have said before, you don't need to be a member to have a nice time at these kind of establishments.... if money is not a problem for you.

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Freelancers

8 8.1

FREELANCERS Siam Hotel

It seems to be that most of the clientele of SIAM HOTEL Coffee Shop is composed by Thai guys. They don't spend much time there. They go with their own cars and a buddy as usual, lurk around for a few minutes and BANG! These local fellows are fast and take their choices somewhere or pay the B/. 300 ST at the "discrete" facilities of the Siam Hotel. The price for locals is B/. 1.300 ST at Grace. However, it comes up to B/. 1.500 if you would like to bang somewhere else. Farangs are welcome and prices depend on the girl and on the fucking papasan. Question & Answer So, what's the story then with farangs and Siam Hotel coffee shop? PINGA: There is no problem for a farang to hang around and settle down a nice deal with a local cutie. Just beware of few katoeys lurking around and the pushy pimps. Just deal with them carefully and avoid any scene... Not as many hanging out on a nightly basis compared to Grace? PINGA: Grace has almost the same size of Grace Coffee Shop. The surroundings of the swimming pool (a swamp actually) in the backside of Siam Coffee Shop gathers also quite a few chicks all the time. The chicks are going there to smoke since they have to pay a fine if found smoking indoors. The crowd? IMHO Grace has more girls hanging around but the best selection can be found at Siam Hotel. How late does it stay open... when is peak hour (chance at most selection)? PINGA: Never been till they close but late enough to see that the best time is around 02:00-03:00. Mainly locals pick up the best chicks during this time. Few come back for a second round.

Note. Beware on the pimps. Pimps manage most of these chicks and only few of them are working on their own. You will see that the pimp-managed girls are hiding behind the cars or vans waiting for the arrangement made by the customer with the papasan. The ones who are pimp-free are the ones walking around and smiling all the time. Remember my friend that you have to pay AFTER the service and never before since the chick may take off with your money right after you pay up-front and you will get nobody to complaint

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Freelancers

8.2

Grace Hotel house massage service and take a look at those plump girls. Forget about them and head to the coffee shop. The coffee shop has a cover charge. Pay it and then claim a beer at one of the bars. You will realize that this place has two lounges. One lounge on the right with many tables and bar stools. The main bar is right next to the wall. Most of the bar stools will be hired already and dozens of eyes will look at you as a potential customer. The Soviet girls who are the left over from CM2 will be there as well. The lounge on your left has the biggest area. You will find tables, bar stools and couches where most of the girls are waiting for any approach. Few of them will be eating after a long day and few others just hang around with a beer or spirit in hand. Girls. I must confess I am not a fan of Grace Hotel. I found the chicks as the left over from CM2, NEP and/or Beer Garden and only very few times I found nice chicks. IMHO a better selection can be found at SIAM HOTEL. Fresh meat for 1.3K per boom boom, standard price. A freebie? Anywhere, anytime.... that's another story. How nice are the chicks at certain places entirely depends on your taste. You better take a look at Grace and get your own opinion. There are really horses in there but also sometimes you can find a gem. Talking about the wide selection of girls among the crowd, I just took notice that few chicks from CHATEAU BLANC are going to Grace to have some fun after their working hours (02:00 hrs). Talked to my ex-gf and one of her good friends and they said that they could find some farangs to hang around for a while and have some sanook before going to

Located on Sukhumvit Soi 3. Coming from Sukhumvit you just need to keep your right while walking down the soi from Sukhumvit and keep walking for 1 minute. After passing a 7-11 and a branch of the Standard Chartered Nakornthorn Bank you will be in front of the car park of Grace Hotel. The coffee shop is located on the basement so, you have to enter the lobby and take your left, follow the stairs down and turn right. Facilities. The Hotel will welcome you with a long slope to be walked up before entering the lobby. Once at the lobby, just focus on your left. On the right you will see the reception area and forget about it. Just keep your left and take the stairs and go down. At the end of the stairs you will be amazed with quite a few chicks and katoeys waiting for someone to go with. This is probably because they are coming from a previous round, don't want to mess up with the other girls at the main coffee shop or maybe because they don't have the B/. 110 requested as the cover charge. You will also see the in-

but it does worth a try....

Not the first choice for PINGA

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Freelancers

8.3

How to behave with a freelancer?

Let's go with some examples. In THERMAE there is no need to be rude asking for the price since the very beginning. First take a beer to get you brave if it is your very first time and then screen the landscape for the one you like. A crossing sights first and, if there is positive feedback, just leave your damn table and approach the babe. Talk a bit and then request her if she wants to go out for a drink. If she says YES, tell her you like her very much and you would like her to go with you. Girls will immediately understand and they will give you the price. Do NOT pay more than B/. 1.000-1.500 in Thermae. You are advised. HARD ROCK Café has a similar FL scene but the place is quite nice and few girls are a bit better looking than the ones available at Thermae. YEP, it is difficult to approach a a girl aiming only sex in those places BUT it is very easy to say hello to whoever you like. That is your first approach. YOU WON'T GET ANYTHING JUST SITTING AS A FOOL WITH THE WAITRESSES HANGING AROUND ASKING YOU FOR ANOTHER DRINK (B/.200 each). Just take your beer, see the landscape, move around the bar, go to the bathroom as many times as you consider it necessary, get a better close to you all the time and focus on the ones you like and see whether they are accompanied by a man. My experience says that if a Thai Girl is accompanied by a man (farang or Thai) is NOT APPROACHABLE FOR SEX. Girls hanging on the side bar ARE THE FREELANCERS. Just get closer and exchange hellos and you will immediately realize that they are looking for some fun. Don't worry, take a beer and talk a bit with them, Why? Coz THEY ARE

Hard Rock Cafe BANGKOK
THERE TO FIND A NICE FARANG TO SLEEP WITH. Also consider that they do not work for the bar. Thus, they will only go out IF they like you. Following stuff is easy. Be cool that's all!! Make jokes, move yourself, be nice to them. In NANA DISCO you just exchange hellos. Invite them a drink (e.g. B52 as posted by DK) -seems to be we have the same method-. Anyhow, ask them first if they want to go with you. Don't mention SEX word at all. Some of them don't go and some will be willing to. That's not a problem; first approaches are based ON TRIAL AND ERROR. Note that if you miss your BABE, there are other sharks looking for the same prey.

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Using the BTS

9 9.1

TRANSPORTATION The useful BTS Skytrain 9.1.2 To go to Ratchadapisek Since the traffic throughout Asoke Ding Dang is a real pain in the butt you may consider to take the Skytrain either to Saphan Kwai or Payathai BTS Station. If you choose Saphan Kwai BTS Station exit through the gate facing Victory Monument. Take a cab on the side of the road (Paholyotin) in which you can head in the direction to Victory monument. The cab will take left on the first intersection (SAPHAN KWAI) and go through SUTHISSAN Rd. till hit Ratchadapisek in 10 minutes and just steps away from POSEIDON MP. If you choose PAYATHAI BTS Station just exit through the gate leading to the FLORIDA HOTEL (Sri Ayutthaya Rd. Payathai Rd intersection) and cross the avenue. Your landmark once there is the Siam City Hotel since you have to take the cab on that side of the road. You will be in Ratchadapisek in about 15-20 minutes and somehow close to TESCO LOTUS....

9.1.1 To go to J1, CP2 and Chavalla on Sri Ayutthaya Road. Well, you have to take the Skytrain till Phaya Thai BTS Station. Once there you have to exit the station at the correct gate, which is the one from where you can see Florida Hotel BTS Station EXIT No. 4. This hotel is located in the intersection of Sri Ayutthaya Rd. and Phaya Thai Rd. Be sure about this and you will be on track....just start walking on Sri Ayutthaya giving your back to the BTS line and after 20 seconds you could see, on the other side of the road, the SIAM CITY HOTEL, which will be your major landmark at the beginning of your quest. Keep walking and let's say after 2 minutes walk you'll be in front of the car park of Chaopraya No.1 (J1 MP). Since CP2 is in the opposite side of the road you keep walking and few steps forward you will hit the pedestrians bridge. Go through this bridge and once you leave it on the other side of the road keep walking giving your back to the BTS line. 1 minute walk and you are there, in front of the car-park of CP2. Hmmmm took a look on bangkokmovies.com the info provided here is good as well. Enjoy!!!!

BTS skytrain

Table of Fares

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Airport Taxi

9.2

Taxi from the Airport

Just approach the taxi service counter (no the limo one) located on the ground floor and just steps away from the arrival gate at Dong Muang Airport. Make the queue with your trolley and luggage and while facing the lady at the counter just tell her in English the address of your hotel i.e. Manhattan Hotel. I you wish to use the express way this is the time to SAY SO!! MANHATTAN HOTEL 13 Sukhumvit Soi 15 Sukhumvit rd. Klongtoey Bangkok 10110 Thailand The girl at the counter will take notes and make the voucher, give the original to you and manage to tell the taxi driver all the details in Thai. You don't need to worry about anything. No rip-off. Note that you have to keep your voucher after the service is done since that's your only way to make a complaint, if any. At the end of the ride you have to pay the compulsory "airport services fee" B/.50 plus whatever the Taxi Meter shows on the screen. A tip to the driver is entirely UP TO YOU.

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Damage by options

10 MONEY MATTERS
Option 1. Go-Go bars 2 drinks at least (200B); 1 bar-fine (500B); 2 way taxi (150B); 1 short-time accommodation (400B); 1 payment for the services (1.500-2.000B); TOTAL DAMAGE (I like this word): 2.750B-3.250 per 2-3 hr. full service. Option 2. Beer Bars 4 drinks at least (400B); 1 bar-fine (400B); 2 way taxi (150B); 1 short-time accommodation (400B); 1 payment for the services (1.500B); TOTAL DAMAGE: 2.850B/2-3 hours of full service or even full night.

10.1 Total damage: reference
Option 3. Freelancers 2-3 drinks at least (200B); 1 bar-fine (NOTHING); 2 way taxi (150B); 1 short-time accommodation (400B); 1 payment for the services AVG. (1.500B); TOTAL DAMAGE: 2.250B per 2-3 hr. full service

Option 4. Massage Parlors 2 drinks at least (200B); 1 bar-fine (NOTHING); 2 way taxi (150B); 1 short-time accommodation (NOTHING); A1 services, regular (1.800B); A2 services, side-line (2.400B); A3 services, model (3.000);

Option 5. Discos 1 Entrance fee, cover charge aprox. (400B) 2 drinks at least (500B); 1 bar-fine (NOTHING); 2 way taxi (150B); 1 short-time accommodation (400B); A1 : AVG. Thai girl (1.500B); A2 : VIP Tthai girl (2.500B); A3 : avg. Russian girl (3.000B); A4 : TGs at Rivas & Spasso (4.000B)

Final Decision: UP TO YOU!! WHAT IS BETTER? Consider this: 1. Quality of your room (towels, cleaning ness); 2. Quality of the girls; 3. Harassment free attitude/environment; 4. How clean your girl appears to be, etc.

TOTAL DAMAGE: TOTAL (regular girl): 2.150B/2 hrs service TOTAL (sideline girl): 2.750B/2 hrs service TOTAL (regular girl): 3.350B/2 hrs service

TOTAL DAMAGE: 2.950B/2-3 hr full service neg. full night w/Thai girl 3.950B/2-3 hr full service neg. full night w/VIP TG 4.450B/2-3 hr full service Russian girl 5.450B/2-3 hr. full service.

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Tips

10.2 Tipping Difficult topic. Tipping is a sort of UP TO YOU policy but I think that after a soapy anywhere B/.300-500 for the girl is more than enough. I think it is not necessary to give a high tip because they can become a bit demanding later on.... I met few girls who prefer to hang around mainly with the Japanese guys because of the high prices and tips and not because they feel nice or are treated well while at the room or during the service. This stuff is completely understandable since money in on top of things of interest for most of the beloved TGs. Attitude in some chicks has changed to be a bit arrogant and/or demanding.... can you believe this shit? Examples? Check out Long Gun. I don't mean that you better stop tipping anyone with 1K. But B/. 500 tip is A LOT for a normal MP or bar-girl. 1K tip is something only few TGs could get along throughout the week. However, if anyone had a blast with a superb service of course nobody will mind to tip the chick properly. But in my particular case and for a regular service ANYWHERE I tip between B/. 300-500. I said I tip ANYWHERE no more than B/. 500. Only a cutie from J1 got me hooked and tipped 1K and recently another one at Hi Class. Even though, with the models at Poseidon, Emmanuelle and Cleopatra B/. 500 works out smoothly.... I have been tipping the models at Poseidon and Cleopatra with B/. 500 and never ever got a complaint. I love to talk to them first for a little while and only go to bed after a beer or two.... I check attitude FIRST and even could manage a dinner or two with a couple of them at the Brew Pavillion (Ratchadaa Rd), which were rip-off dates.... According to my experience the gossiping among the girls (models included) mainly deal with the smell of the customers, which kind of watch he was using before and how good/bad/funny was the customer on bed on top of things. "....The girls at J1 or CP2 split the take of about B/.1.900, where the house takes B/.1.000 and the girl gets about 900. This is pretty good pay for 2 hours work. I was told that I do not have to tip them. Only to leave a B/.20 note for the maid. I like CP2 because you can pay the house B/.560 and the girl a B/.1.000 note with which she is almost ecstatic. You guys must be rich tipping the purple B/.500 notes. That feeds a family of 4 for a week! Call me Cheap Charlie, but the reason why the girl's attitude changes is because they get spoiled by big tippers. " Yep! You got it pretty right. However I was aware that the girls at CP2 and J1 usually get B/.800/session. Sometimes they get even 4 customers in a day, some other days they get NONE. That's life. At Darlings the cuties told me they get 1.2K/session. At Nataree B/.900, etc. Agree on your comment dealing with the "big tippers".

Guys, be generous but not stupid !!

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Health Issues

11 HEALTH ISSUES 11.1 Condom less activities Another important thing is that you can keep playing with unsafe sexual practices as you wish. No matter if those practices are being done in Thailand or at any other place in the world. Well, it is YOUR life after all.... NOT MINE. You think you are safe because you have regular tests periodically and nothing happens so far?....well, be careful. Hope you won't regret about those "practices" in future. Unsafe sex practices SHOULD open the eyes of the brothers in order to look forward for a safe sex practice. Few brothers only make me feel more concern on MY life anytime I decide to have a sexercise with a cutie. Ah! And I don't think it was harsh to say that we have to think that ALL the cuties might be potential HIV carriers.... many cuties with minimal concern think exactly the same about any single customer they take.... a day. Thus, only prevention, concern and a good brain can let us live longer. ADVISE: USE A CONDOM PROPERLY ALL THE TIMES. Remember, no condom = no brain. 11.2 ID Health Card

Approach the papasan or mamasan on duty and feel free to request the ID and "health-card" of each girl at either the GG-bar or a Beer-Bar and even an MP. This is not applicable to the freelancers e.g. Beergarden, Thermae, CM2, Angels Disco, Siam Hotel, Grace Hotel, etc. You'll notice the times the cutie "passed" the STD tests at the "clinic". Some of these documents are real good certifications made by hospitals. However, some others are bullshit as the "clinic" is just a place in where a "doctor" make an overall examination and issue the "STD free" certification for a fee of B/. 500. Well, then you are advised. ALWAYS protect your little brother. Don't play a fool game or you will have a hell later on. Ah! And MP girls "look" certainly cleaner than most of the freelancers, but in essence both are the same. It is just a matter of taste. I do prefer MPs for instance. Hope this helps!! CHEERS.

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I am a Butterfly

12 FAQ SECTION 12.1 Butterfly: What does this term mean? Yes, we might be called butterflies by the TGs if they see or think we are having sanook with other girls. Example. One night I got a bad approach.... I was crazy about a new "purchase" of the Bamboo Bar. A nice 23 yo babe.... started the approached with the help of the Jedi Master and was taking it easy when The Machine called.... I am going for dancing Darling.... No problem, go ahead. I will call you tomorrow dear.... Ok. Next thing is that The Machine hit Bamboo Bar 20 min later and I was with the lady drink of my new approach on the table. JESUS!! Nothing could help me; I was about to be once again a witness of a "losing face" shit!! but NO. This new baby happened to be the best friend (room mate in fact) of The Machine.... I was left in peace. Seems to be that this cute baby has been told EVERYTHING of me by The Machine. That's why she was shy to be bf.... I talked to The Machine to solve any possible inconvenience. No problem. She said I am a Butterfly. Her friend likes me but she likes The Machine too. She finally said: I still love you darling. Come and see me tomorrow! Shit happens! So guys, to be open about our butterfly status might be the only way to go. However, PINGA has another approach…. I am a bloody butterfly. Maybe a chopper but I learned to be loyal to one, and only one, girl at every single establishment. At Piano, I got my girlfriend, had another one from Chateau Blanc. At these places I was going there only to see my girl. Not bother to pick anyone else. I am also loyal to my chick at EVITA MP an also to the one I have at MIRAGE MP and the other at Nataree MP. Have the same good behavior with my girl at Hi Class and at CM2 I managed a freebie for a month not looking anyone else rather than her. I applied the same strategy with my very first girlfriend from J1 and later on with the one I got at CP2. That's how it works. The friends of the selected chick will talk very good on you and you will be the good guy. However not everything is good since Bangkok is too small for our debauchery escapades. I've been busted several times at Pow Kun Paw, Bamboo bar, CM2, La Lunar, etc. Our girlfriends and her friends share the same places for dining so we have to be careful.

PINGA is a butterfly....!!

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True love in Bangkok?

12.2 Does love really matter? We have to understand that LOVE is completely different than BUSINESS, which is the language for most of the cuties found at MPs or GG-B, etc. Probably you realize now that your cutie might be "supported" by another farang in a monthly basis or maybe she is still fucking around with many other guys after dating with you. No matter the promises you said to each other. She behaved well to you because you were a good guy, not a fool. However, some guys pay way tooooo much and few cuties might take advantage by taking your arm rather than the hand you kindly offered to them. Another thing.... Did you realize why so many TGs offered themselves to accompany their darlings to the airport? Well, not always because they like their darlings.... it is because they can pretend to cry and all those shit.... afterwards, the farang will give all his Thai Baths left to the TG. I can see this at least twice each time I go to the airport. Every single action the cuties do has a purpose. Nothing is for free. Yeah, not all are like that though. Once I posted an experience of a girl sending the same e-mail to at least 4 guys (nearby Clinton Plaza) "reminding" her darlings to send the transfer. That time her e-mail said that the mom was sick and they needed B/. 5.000 extra. I must confess that once I was at the room of one of these cuties (sideliner from CP1) banging her when the telephone rang and she talked to her European "darling". She told me that this guy was sending her some money on a regular basis aiming her to stop working at the MP. He even bought her an engagement ring as a prove of love.... incredible. As you could read from the brothers, there are several examples of "relationships" which went to hell after several months or even few years of "romance". We can expect a very little hope to really jump into a real and good prospective "long-term relationship" with one of these cuties. I mean, a good relationship not based upon money deliveries, trips around, expensive purchases and money for ill relatives. The following is the summary of the issue ".... When you pay a girl for services provided, it's a business deal, not romance!!...." However, YES, you can find a gem sometimes. Not all of them are spoiled. We only need to go to the appropriate place and if you hit the right one you will belong to the small "members club" of guys who found a gem after picking up the right girl. This is a personal point of view and you may disagree.
Quote MP-Gal/ B-Gal/FL and working girl. Different types have different strategies to drain your wallet. Just gotten over with a MP gal. I think they have the best strategy and big appetite to suck u dry. Comment Not all of them are that bad. Some of them really want to get out of the scene (mainly the ones who are not "old" in the business) while others are worse than the ones you had.... Lesson learned, if you are trying to find a straight girlfriend, fiancé or even a wife, please do yourself a favor and look somewhere else. Very few guys have got a flower in the middle of the dump....

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Escort during my trip?

12.3 How can I get a female escort during my trip?

Category 1

Category 2 If you would like an ESCORT who can show you around and bang with you all night (sure thing) that's different. Maybe 2.5-3K per day including the barfine at any GG-bar or B-bar. Remember that these girls are use to two or three customers for ST almost every day and may not accept to go out for a small fee. In this category you can get a nice freelancer from CM2, Spasso or Rivas and a nice deal was quoted to me before for 3.5-4K per day, plus expenses of course.

If you would like an ESCORT only to show you around it will cost you aprox. 1.5K per day plus other expenses i.e. breakfast, lunch, dinner, entrance fees to some tourist places, some shopping, etc. You can look for the girl at any B-bar, Pool bars, etc. In this category you may consider girls from HiSo clubs i.e. PIANO, CHATEAUBLANC, EXOTICA, MONROE, CLUB 487, etc. In this case the bf is aprox. 2.8K and a good-looking girl will be yours for 24-h but boom boom is not included. Some will fuck and some others will not. A BANG can be negotiable with the girl directly and you may get the cherry for free if you can manage the situation properly.

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Initiation of TGs

12.4 What about the so-called "Initiation of TGs"?

Yep! I don't think there are places gathering "new girls" to be introduced into the sex industry. IMHO most of the girls are introduced to the sex industry and the loads of money they could get by i) FRIENDS (80%); ii) Relatives, boyfriends, others (20%). There is an endless chain of interactions. The girls love to gather and share stories with the FRIENDS. Some of them are good and some of them "bad". Once, one lady from BKK-models was taking me as a "temporary boyfriend". She was a nurse and came to Bangkok few years ago after facing some problems at home (up country) with the ex-boyfriend. While working at a Clinic this FRIEND told her she could get 2-3K is she sleeps (ONLY ONE TIME) with "her" farang customer. Was hilarious, the FRIEND couldn't cope with her schedule and requested her help. She needed the money and then accepted the offer. That was a year ago, since then, she is studying in daytime and "visiting customers" once in a while in the evenings.... one day I was banging her at home and suddenly she got a call from "the boss".... she had to visit a Japanese customer right away at The Regent and, since she didn't expect that request on Wednesday night, she asked me if I had one condom left.... There are hundreds of stories. We only witness all this shit....

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Long time or Short Time?

12.5 Long time (LT) or Short Time (ST)? Question ... How long is whole night exactly. Is LT same as whole night? Answer PINGA: IMHO it depends on the girl. You better ask this in advance. Some will consider it overnight till 06:00 or even noon. Some will say: ST only 1 boom boom. 2-3 boom booms is LT....Easy to handle at the GG-bar and beer bars because you will find easy to approach the mamasan/papasan and arrange even the tiny details of the services to be provided. However, IMHO with the freelancers better arrange the costs in advance unless you are looking for a freebie. That's another story and requires another approach. PINGA: As said above, it depends on the girl. Some will leave sharply after 06:00 or 07:00 and others may even join lunch with you.

Anyway... The basic question is when does the girl leave? In the morning? What time? 5am? or more like 10 or 11 am? Obviously it varies just trying to get a general feel. Does she sleep the night with you? Are you comfortable that the girl will not do something to you in your sleep? I have heard a lot about getting drugged and crap like that, but I just wanted all of your opinions. Also, what if you like her? Does she have someplace to go, or can you keep her for a few days...sort of like a 2 or 3 day girlfriend? The off to a new girl in another bar.

PINGA: Shit happens although it is very unlikely. If that's your fair I suggest you better stick to the girls from GG-bars and Beer Bars and avoid the freelancers. It is unlikely that you will get a problem but shit happens. I read a couple of nasty things happened at few hotels in Pattaya. However, you may feel a bit safe if the TG drops her ID at the front desk of your hotel. Thus, by the time she wants to go and request the ID the front desk, the hotel staff will ring you to confirm everything is fine.... PINGA: IMHO this is just a matter of a private arrangement. You can get a girl bf for several days and make a trip if you like. That's up to you. Of course, you have to pay the daily bf and the girl fees, as duly arranged. Sometimes the TGs feel damn good with the customer that even don't accept any money but we better tip them accordingly. Just a though.... just a thought.

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Best MP

IMHO Emmanuel, Mirage and Poseidon gather the best good-looking females available so far (Ratchadapisek Av). However, a stunner TG does not guarantee you a nice experience. You may wish to take your time before choosing your TG and see if there is a potential CLICK among you guys. Concerning Darlings and Annies, it's difficult to say. The issue is a bit sensitive. Everybody has a different taste for women. One brother may consider a TG as a stunner and for another brother the same baby is just OK and vice versa. Thus, the "beauty" of the TGs has different standards according to the eyes of the "brothers". Annies, in my opinion, does not gather model-type TGs. Same story for Darlings MP. However, I think that at Darlings the selection is better than Annies and the rooms are quite good as well. Attitude is a must and very few complaints on these places. There are also few other places gathering sideline/models e.g. Mona Lisa, J1, Cleopatra, etc. I've been in those and may recommend you to stick at Ratchadapisek Av. to look for your sideliners and model-type TG if money is not a concern. Enjoy hunting!!!!

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13 MISCELLANEOUS 13.1 Nice quotes The best looking girl is always the one you see just after bar fining someone else; quoted by LEAFORD. The best looking girl in the world is always the next one you will play with; quoted by SIRUSMAN. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder"…. but after 100 glasses/pints/mugs, they are ALL beautiful! quoted by the Jedi Master. The best looker is the one you are just about to bang; quoted by DAVE. Nobody is ugly at last call; quoted by ccvvbb. 13.2 Post corner 13.2.1 Post 1 To all Analators, It seems we have different methods of initiating anal sex. I would like to list the few methods here, and if you have others please post your suggestions: Finger probe One inserts his finger up her anus while fucking, and if she doesn't complain, you can go ahead with the dick. Direct dick probe If no complains, just follow through. Verbal probe Ask first, fuck later. Happy Analating! Posted by the Jedi Master (Oct. 2001) 3.2.2 Post 2 Hi all, I was once with a freebie and while "doing" her at her room in Pattanakarn she got a phone call. Was the Swedish bf. I pulled my small fellow out a bit and my TG just grabbed my butt requesting me to keep the position. She talked to him for around 3 minutes and told him that the ring was still on her finger and that she will wait to get married with him as scheduled.... She finally did hang up the phone and I cum 2 times. Another one was at my place. While she was taking a shower her mobile phone rang. She didn't answer and I saw the number.... it was from overseas.... She finished her shower and I told her about the call. She said was one of her sponsors from Hawaii. She told me she was upset with this guy because he was calling her too often and at unusual times. Soon after we were dancing on the bed and the telephone rang again. She got pissed and told him "....DJ I am tired about you. Fuck your sister and don't call me again...." She told me this guy was sending her 15K per month for almost a year and during that time he visited LOS two times only. Poor guy. They thought the sponsored TGs were behaving properly and the real thing is that they were fucking like beasts with other guys. Yes, there are very few sponsored TGs who really changed their lives for good. TPE knows this is true. He got good examples. Posted by PINGA (Dec. 2002)

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13.2.3 Post 3 My first experience with a Thai woman was back in 1998, while I was a student here in Thailand. Got hooked with a nice Thai chick and I thought she could be more than a plain friend. She was doing an MBA and I met her at the library. After 2 months of a slowly approach, and only after I got some reasonable experience on Thai culture, I was invited to attend a wedding ceremony in Bangkok (Imperial Queen's Park Hotel). Oh man! she looked darn cute in that dress, Oh! Gosh. I fell in love with this chick. Being a newbie, I tried to behave as much as I could. I was introduced to many of her friends and I got a nice time with this cross-cultural experience. Her friends were among the best chicks I've ever cross through in Bangkok so far, and I was in heaven. Around midnight we decided to go back to the campus. I was telling her how nice the ceremony was, when suddenly she started talking about how good I looked in suit and share the comments of her friends about me during the wedding. She said she got jealous cos we almost see each other everyday and she never thought of partying at the campus, while her friends would like to invite me to some other parties in Bangkok just the day they met me....We stopped at my room. I open the door of the car and said good night. I really didn't expect anything else though. However, she said she got something to eat at her place and in no time we were having some meals at her room. My very first time in the room of a Thai chick, OH GOD! I couldn't resist. Being a Latino animal this was too much to just keep the arms crossed while looking such an incredible body and cute face. I took my time and did help her cleaning the dishes. Our bodies were so darn close and she was the one who grabbed my arm and kissed me softly for the first time ever!!!! Then she whispered and said she liked me to stay with her that night. The following hours are recorded in detail in my human hard disk as one of the sweetest experiences I've ever had in my life. I was 27 and she was 24. I learned how a bbbj performed by a newbie was like.... I also learned how the inexperience can lead a Thai girl to do things that they think a man requires on bed.... and I learned what falling in love with a Thai chick means.... besides that, I tried my first time ever un-protected sex while in LOS, because she requested to feel me in full and I really was in paradise.... We traveled a lot in those couple of years. We had our own privacy several times till the time I had to go home. Distance is not a good partner in this kind of relationships. By the time I was back (a year later) she was already married with a rich guy, which was son of her father's friend. However, I managed to meet her secretly and finally learned how Thai girls can honestly cry for someone who they thought could be something else in their lives. It was a very sensitive moment that one up there in Central Ladprao. She drove me to Bang Saeng and I realized she got a condo somewhere near the beach. Got my last experience with her on that day and it was as memorable as the very first time we made love at her room. Since then, I've been contacting her occasionally by e-mail. She got a life and me too.... Her name was Juttamas.... and I miss her very much. Posted by PINGA (Jan. 2003)

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13.2.4 Post 4 OK guys, this became sickeningly violent with the use of the term "fuck you". In this context, the following is offered concerning the use of the word "fuck". Besides the sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations: GREETINGS FRAUD DISMAY TROUBLE AGGRESSION DISGUST CONFUSION DIFFICULTY DESPAIR INCOMPETENCE DISPLEASURE LOST DISBELIEF RETALIATION It can be used anatomically It can be used to tell time It can be used in business It can be maternal It can be political "How the fuck are you?" "I got fucked by the car dealer." "Oh, fuck it!" "Well, guess I'm fucked again." "Fuck you." "Fuck me." "What the fuck..?" "I don't understand this fucking computer." "Fucked again!" "He fucked up everything." "What the fuck is going on here?" "Where the fuck are we?" "Unfuckingbelievable!" "Up your fucking ass!" "He's a fucking asshole." "It's five fucking thirty." "How did I wind up with this fucking job?" as in "Motherfucker" "Fuck the French."

The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of the word. How can anyone be offended when you say, "Fuck"? Use it frequently in you daily speech; it will add to your prestige. Today----say to someone---'FUCK YOU" Posted by Expatchuck (April 2003)

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14 GLOSSARY Baht Bar fine The unit of currency in Thailand A fee that must be paid to the bar by the horny customer who wants to take off alongside with one of the girls working for the bar i.e. Go-go dancer or waitress. Fee does not usually include sex, you have to agree on the terms and conditions of the service before paying the bar fine. Blowjob. Oral sex performed by a chick with the raincoat on. Bareback blowjob. Oral sex performed by a chick without condom. The naughty massage performed at the Massage Parlors including sex as part of the package. Sometimes this term might be considered as 'sessions" since the MP girls usually refer to the word "course(s)" only to name the times she has been picked up from the fishbowl.. Bar girl. Note that "bar girl" is not only the name of a girl working in a beer bar. This noun applies to ALL the girls working in the sex industry. Even the girls who work as hostesses at Hi-So Clubs are called bar girls by straight Thai people. Massage performed by a usually busty chick at the Massage Parlors. The girl will rub your body with her relatively big tits and on a rubber mattress. Nice stuff if you manage to put some oil all over the naked bodies. Get to girls if you are into this. Typical term commonly used by the girls of the bar scene to identify customers or guys in general who are going out with more than one girl not being faithful to the first one they took i.e. Pinga is a butterfly. "cum" in mouth. Usually done while the girl is performing a bareback blowjob. One of the favorite activities happily enjoyed by PINGA. Concept CM2. The disco at the basement of Novotel Hotel, Siam Square. Si-Am-square = c m got it? Someone from one country living permanently in another country. Name given by Thai people (not only used at the bar scene) to the foreigner with Caucasian features. A black guy, Indians or other Asian looking fellows are NOT considered as farangs.
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BJ BBBJ B-Course

BG

Body massage

Butterfly C.I.M. Cm2 Expat Farang

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Fishbowl

The specific place where most of the merchandise of the Massage Parlors is on display. A sort of huge fish tank but with no fish inside. Only pretty Thai girls are sitting behind the glass displaying a tag number attached to part of their clothing and ready to be picked up for a 2-hr session to heaven. A service including intercourse. Note that this might be upgraded to the happiness of the ANALATORS at certain venues. Girl friend. Girl friend experience. Gulliver's Tavern. Located in Sukhumvit Soi 5 and 100 yards down the Soi on your right. Excellent meeting point. Name used by quite a few girls when they refer to a guy with a behavior worst than a "butterfly". Thus, a "helicopter" means a fellow who was fucking around and was spotted by one of his girls or any of her friends. You are fucked! The ladies/gents outside go-go bars, massage parlors etc whose job is to convince the customer to get in and take a look. Hand Job Pronounced E-sarn. This is the name that the Northeastern region of Thailand has. This is not a province, just the area comprising several provinces that are hometown of most of the lovely girls working in the bar scene. Trans-sexual, some are post-operative while others are not. I suggest you don't over-use this word while in public, kindly refer those bastards as lady boys. Remember, a katoeys may or may not have a dick so, touch first, fuck later. Drink bought for a girl in a Go-go bar, beer bar, Hi So Club or MP. Most of the chicks usually get B/.30-50 per drink each time a customer invites them a cola, beer, shot, etc. A lady drink is not compulsory but if she sits with you for a while, she will expect it. Laughing Out Loud.

Full Service GF GFE GT Helicopter

Hello guys HJ Isaan

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Long time (LT)

Taking a girl away from any joint of the bar scene with the chick staying with the customer all night for sex business. Usually an LT means an overnight stay at the customers' room till around 08:00 and for others an LT means a fixed amounts of bangs and "….bye bye darling…." Thus, Pinga usually suggests fixing the terms and conditions of the services in a discrete way before hands. Land of Smiles. The boss of the working chicks. These people is hanging around all over the place with the aim to help you with the language barrier, fix the amount to be paid for the services of the chicks, receive complaints and fucking push you for some drinks sometimes. The best selection of the Massage Parlors. Those lovely women can be found at special lounges available at hi end MPs such as Poseidon, New Cleopatra and Champ's Elys'ees Massage Parlor. Oral sex performed by the brothers. Licking pussy in other words. Sorts of body massage but with oil spread by the girl all over your body. Usually a nice oil massage can be found at any five-star hotel SPA, but some other establishments are offering this service with a nice bonus of FULL SERVICE after you find yourself alone with the girl. Similar duties like the mamasan. However, papasans are more common at the numerous Massage Parlors and those guys are sometimes the key for good recommendations while doing the selection process. Taking a girl away from any joint of the bar scene with the chick staying with the customer for no more than few hours i.e. 2-3 hrs or, as it is often the case, just to perform one bang. Usually an ST means one BANG and probably some foreplay and a bang afterwards with a blowjob included. This depends on the girl and your previously done arrangements, if any. Thus, Pinga usually suggests fixing the terms and conditions of the services in a discrete way before hands. Hotel that provides short-stay accommodation catering customers towing girls hired for an ST service. The ST accommodation usually is granted for B/. 400-500 per 3-hr. The drive-in hotels are also considered ST hotels.

LOS Mamasan

Models MP Muff Diving Oil Massage

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Girls at the Massage Parlors that are available for a service but usually don't sit inside the fishbowl. These sideliners come and go as they please since they have other daytime jobs, studies, etc. You can find sideliners at most of the Massage Parlors sitting on comfortable couches always close-by the fishbowl. These girls are generally few hundreds Baht more expensive than a regular fishbowl girl. Mainly the common service at the Massage Parlors. You will get a nice rub at the bathtub and quite often a bareback blowjob. The above-mentioned procedure is usually done by girls of all categories i.e. fishbowl regulars, sideliners and models. However, this term is more related to the soapy massage on the rubber mattress. Oral sex. Might be a blowjob with condom or even bareback. Bars that offer special services far beyond drinks and company of pretty hostesses. Thai name for "street". Usually one-way and with a number or wide known name. Thai word for "darling". Very common among the cuties working in the bar scene. Thai polite greeting. Similar to a Western handshake. A wai is performed by a Thai citizen by pressing his/her palms of their hands together in a prayer like motion and lower their head a little.

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Smoke/Spray Specialty Bars Soi Ti-lac Wai