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Don’t get me started………. this is about having a big family.
Yes family Is wonderful but when you are being introduced to your 5th, 7th, 10th and even your 20th cousin. It kinda gets boring. I love my family even my very extended family but……. There is always that disappointed look when my dad’s uncle’s grandfather’s nephew look at me and says “don’t you remember me?” and I would lie through my teeth “yeah sure I remember you, you were that guy that visited me when I was younger but I have unfortunately forgotten your name.” he would be all pleased and state his name “My name is Rashid Abdul Mohammed Hungara Bungara. Now imagine this 20 more times. It quit frustrating as you can see. My family originated from the great land of India which in fact is the second most populated country in the world so I have an “extensive” family. Yes when I say family that unfortunately that means my sibling.
Siblings. A living nightmare that walks and talks and unfortunately eats. Before I start telling you the horrors of what a sibling is, let me justify that I am a brother of 18 year old of a rather temperamental girl who has quiet a mischievous streak so my childhood wasn’t exactly comfortable but I still love my sister despite the abhorrent acts she has done. Despite that sibling rivalry only strengthens our bond we have for each other but that doesn’t mean I can’t complain of her mistakes. Trust me; she makes a lot of mistakes. I have only one sibling and that was enough to send me running, I can only imagine my father who had 5 other monsters although I do have to say it’s quite a privilege to be the youngest after all my father and mother were the youngest in their family so I got special treatment. God bless my older sister... wait scratch that god please don't bless her. Ever since I came into this world like Simba from lion king, the first thing I saw was my tired but

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