...• • ) • • • • ' • • ' ' • • • • • • • • • THE • • E BARNEY STINSON with MATT KUHN A fireside Book Published by Simon & Schuster New York London Toronto Sydney ' • I • ..----. Fireside . A Divis1on of Simon & Schuster, Inc. 1230 Avenue of the Americas F\. New York, NY 10020 TM • & Q 2008 by Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation. All rights reserved. All rights reserved, including the right to reproduce this book or ponions thereof in any form whatsoever. For information address Fireside Subsidiary Rights Depanment, 1230 Avenue of the Americas, New York, NY 10020. First Fireside trade paperback edition October 2008 • • FIRESIDE and colophon are registered trademarks of Simon & Schuster, Inc. For information about special discounts for bulk purchases, please contact Simon & Schusrer Special Sales at 1-800-456-6798 or busincss@simonandschustcr.com. Designed by 7imothy Shaner, nightanddaydesign.biz illustrations by jennifer Hendriks Manufactured in the United States of America 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 ISBN- 13: 978-1-4391- 1000-3 ISBN-10: 1-4391-JOOO-X Forme, • the best Bro I know • • • ' • • ' ' • • • • • • TABLE OF CONTENTS INTRODUCTION . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ix WHAT IS A BRO? ................... 1 BROCABULARY .................... 3 ORIGIN . ........................... 5 THE BRO CODE .................
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...The DuDe A r by nDreA Angel www.andreaknits.com Pattern Notes The Dude was inspired by the movie, The Big Lebowski. The original, as featured in the movie, is a Pendleton sweater made at Winona Knitting Mills (now closed down) during the sixties and seventies. This version is worked in 1x1 rib. It is designed to be loose fitting with a long body and long sleeves, which can be rolled up if necessary. It is a heavy, warm cardigan and features a zipper closure and short row shawl collar. This project is worked entirely in 1x1 rib, (except for the collar) including the color pattern charts. The cuffs and hem are worked with smaller needles for a tighter gauge for 12 rows. I recommend working the color charts in a needle one size larger than for the main part of the project to maintain gauge. The charts are worked in Fair Isle, stranding the yarn not in use behind the work. You may wish to catch the floats because the color sections are quite long, but be aware that floats may show through if caught because of the black and white color contrast. All of the pieces follow the same color pattern by rows so that the color patterns line up, but the number of stitches varies depending on which piece is being worked. Read the directions on the chart pages before beginning. Sizes & Finished Measurements Sizes: S[M, L, 1X, 2X], shown in size M • Chest Circumference: 36 [38, 42, 46, 50]”/91.5[96.5, 106.75, 116.75, 127] cm • Length Hem to Shoulder: 27.75[27.75, 28.25, 29.25, 30]”/70...
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...1. As an account executive with a marketing research firm, you are responsible for deciding on the type of research to be used in various studies conducted for your clients. For each of the following client questions, list your choices of research approaches and explain why. a. Will television or magazine advertising be more effective for a local bank to use in its marketing communication plan? Television ad would be more effective. Reason behind that is it is quicker to get the word out. Yes the magazine is great but a lot of people today aren’t reading magazines. They are too busy watching TV. If you see the ad on TV you are more likely to go into the bank then reading about it in a magazine. I would stick to the TV just because it gives the watcher more incentive on going to the place you want them to go to. b. Could a new package design for dry cereal do a better job of satisfying the needs of customers and, thus, increase sales. Packaging is of great importance to both sellers and buyers of products. It can prevent spoiling, breakage, tampering, or theft; enhance convenience in use or storage; and make products easier to identify. A significant improvement in packaging can even create a new product by expanding the ways in which it can be used, and thus its potential markets. For example, a soup that is packaged in a microwavable bowl might suddenly increase its sales to working people. c. Are consumers more likely to buy brands that are labeled as environmentally...
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...Life, indeed, is a unique game. It is a matter of winning or losing. Nobody remains in an equilibrium level. Moreover, nobody can run away from the fact that one has to exert much effort for him to achieve something meritorious. Hopefully, the path we are tracking right now paves the way to the portal of goals of humbly aspire. However, as we wander along, inevitable conflicts and uncertainties arise tempting as to withdraw back and finally to surrender. Perhaps, this is one of the most erroneous concepts that I actually ponder on. Not knowing the actual cause, this kind of struggle drives me to be more firm and mature pertaining to my ordinary actions and deeds. For two years of my sojourn in this wonderful institution, I have vividly witnessed how destiny took its destination from the very beginning until now. This is absolutely the opposite from the ideas I have settled on my mind before. At first, I thought one has only to comply with the basic necessities for him to live and to survive. Yet I was wrong. In reality, one has really to handle and hurdle different undertaking before his life can be considered a meaningful one. Passing these casual stages, we have experienced hurt as we are nurtured to learn the significant values we wanted to posses. I have also realized that it takes several years before anyone can master both strengths and weaknesses. Now that I am moving to another year, I was able t reap a part of my success I hardly garnered for the past...
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...NC-4 Web 12-09 North Carolina Department of Revenue Marital Status Employee’s Withholding Allowance Certificate Social Security Number Single First Name (USE CAPITAL LETTERS FOR YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS) M.I. Last Name Head of Household Married or Qualifying Widow(er) Address County (Enter first five letters) City State Zip Code (5 Digit) Country (If not U.S.) (See Form NC-4 Instructions before completing this form) 1. Total number of allowances you are claiming (From Line F of the Personal Allowances Worksheet on Page 2) 2. Additional amount, if any, you want withheld from each pay period (Enter whole dollars) , .00 Check Here Check Here 3. I certify that I am not subject to North Carolina withholding because I meet the following two conditions: • Last year I was entitled to a refund of all State income tax withheld because I had no tax liability; and • This year I expect a refund of all State income tax withheld because I expect to have no tax liability. 4. I certify that I am not subject to North Carolina withholding because I meet the requirements of the Military Spouses Residency Relief Act and I am legally domiciled in the state of ____________________________________________. (Enter state of domicile) If line 3 or line 4 above applies to you, enter the year effective 20 and write “EXEMPT” here 5. I certify that I no longer meet the requirements for exemption on line 3 or line 4 (Check applicable box) Therefore,...
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...There was a village in Gujrat and story is set in 1947.There was a Bhramin Family consisting of Father,Mother,Son and Daughter.Father was Bhramin and he use to go to houses for doing Prayers and he use to take care of Hanuman Temple.He use to get Dakshina from Rich people and he and his family surviev on it.This story revolves around the Son and Daughter.Name of the Son was Chirag and Daughter name was pooja.Chirag was 14 years old while Pooja was 9 years old.They were studying at the Muncipal Gujrati school in that village. Today is the Birthday of Pooja and she is Dressed up well but she is upset as there parents are going to Temple for Prayers as they are care taker of that Temple.His Father was having cycle on which they used to go to Temple.It was Pooja's Birthday and she was Sad due to her Parents but Parents are trying to convience her that they will come in Afternoon with Sweets.After hearing the name of Sweets she was convienced and before Leaving Home they called Chirag and told him to take care of her Sister and they will come back.They left Home for Temple while both the Parents where traveling from Cycle they loosed Balance and Fell down from the Hills and both Died Immediately.There Dead Body was brought to Home all Relatives gathered there for there Cremation.After Cremation they where thinking what to do about Pooja and Chirag.Uncles and Aunts where not ready to accept them as they were Poor and cant take care of both. Relatives left...
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...Chapter 1: * Establishing credibility through: * Caring * Competence * Character * Post-trust era: the viewing of companies as being against the publics best interest * Effective communicators establish trust by connecting with others * What determines trust in the workplace: * Honesty * Ethical behavior * Exchanges information willingly * The FAIR test helps examine: * Facts * Access * Impacts * Respect Chapter 2: * Team vs. Private Communication: Many-to-many and one-to-one respectively communication. Depends on if only a few need to hear it or many can hear it. * Telephone calls and video conferences: ambiguity and sensitivity * Written messages: low in richness, constraints and high in planning. * Asynchronous communication with high degree of control: email, blogs, podcasts * In business communication, written is more formal than spoken. * Leadership communication: being able to deliver bad news in a positive light, announce a merger with another company, urge employee to follow in the footsteps of other good ones. * Face-to-face: inefficient channel for scheduling something to a larger group of people. * Noise: barrier that interferes with achieved shared meaning * Types of noise: * Semantic- Strong emotions attached to words; two different meanings to the same phrase. * Physical- Outside noise, bad video call connection, etc. ...
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...Network Administrator This position reports to the IT Service Desk Manager and is responsible for the IT infrastructure of the Direct Sale Distribution (DSD) facilities within the company; the position will assist the Corporate Network administrator when needed in the operation of corporate and manufacturing facilities. The scope of responsibility will include reviewing the system needs of the organization and aid in developing a road map to enhance applications, infrastructure, support, and end-user training; act as an advisor to the operating committee for technology and business related matters, and will ultimately be responsible for quality of the services that are delivered. This position will work with management to help establish and direct strategic long term goals, policies and procedures for the company’s information technology function. As well as, being responsible for developing and assisting the IT Service Desk Manager with the annual capital budgets, this position will focus on acquiring and deploying the hardware and software required to support the company’s short term and long range goals. Key Responsibilities and Accountabilities • Establishes network design and strategies by evaluating network performance issues including availability, utilization, throughput, goodput, and latency. • Planning and executing the selection, installation, configuration, and testing of equipment. • Define network policies and procedures, establishing connections...
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...Learning Objectives - OSI Overview After working with the content of the OSI model overview, you should be able to: Draw a diagram showing how communication takes place between two hosts on a network and the software and hardware objects involved in that communication. Describe the role of layered architectures in networks and data communications. Differentiate between the logical and physical structure of a network. Describe the use and importance of protocols in networking. Describe what data is accessible at each layer of the OSI model during communication and the potential risks avoided based on the placement of protection mechanisms at each layer. Description - OSI Overview Welcome to the OSI model. In this learning object, we will describe each of the layers of the OSI model and its associated protocols. The seven layers of the OSI model are physical, data link, network, transport, session, presentation, and application. We start with this overview, where you will learn how the seven layers work together to provide to users a seamless integration and operation of functions across networks worldwide in a way that potentially eliminates any indication of where the computing Protocols - Application Layer The protocols associated with the application layer include: DNS (Domain Name Service): resolves domain names to IP addresses FTP (File Transfer Protocol): transfers data over a network from one computer to another HTTP (Hypertext...
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...special features, which is why it should eventually occupy the place of the VCR in American households. Introduction I’d like to start things out by taking a survey. How many of you remember having a CD player in your house fifteen years ago? Not very many of you, I see. Of course, we all have CD players now. It took a little over a decade and some major price drops, but eventually we all threw out our old vinyl and cassettes and opted for the excellent sound quality and convenience of CDs. Just as the CD took the place of cassettes, many people believe the DVD, or digital versatile disc, will soon take the place of VHS tapes. Many of you may not even know what a DVD is, so before I go any further, let me show you what one looks like. (Take out DVD disc) It’s the same size as a CD, but it has two sides. Just like a VHS tape, it plays movies directly on your television. DVD video players were originally released in early 1997, and their first year sales were twice that of CD players, which is strong evidence that the DVD is here to stay. Why is the DVD so popular, and what makes it better than VHS? There are three main reasons: sound quality, picture quality, and special features exclusive to DVD. (Transition: Let’s start with the sound quality of DVD) Body I. The sound quality of DVD is far superior than that of VHS. A. DVD discs utilize digital technology, which is the same technology used by compact discs. 1. This means that you will...
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...1/23/2012 Proposal: Solving/Reducing the growing number of divorces in America? The basis of what is thought to be a lasting marriage in American society, in some cases, is a somewhat complicated issue. Many people fall “in love” only to realize that they are with the wrong person. There are two effortless solutions I will propose to help solve the growing number of divorces in America. In comparison to any other country in the world, more marriages in the United States end in divorce. This trend can be seen throughout America's history. In a consensus report, which was recently posted it showed that the overall U.S. divorce rate experienced a brief increase after World War II, but was followed by a dramatic decline. It started rising again in the 1960's gradually, but even more quickly in the 1970's. From the 1980's till now the rate of increase in divorce has fluctuated. It is predicted that 40-50 percent of marriages will end in divorce if this trend continues. Divorce would not be thought of as such a terrible thing, if negative aspects weren’t connected to it. Divorce greatly increases the chances that children of divorced families will be more likely to experience psychological problems, juvenile delinquency, suicide, and teen motherhood. These problems come to light during and after the divorce process, more than from the actual conflict during the marriage. The increased threat of divorce has led to a generation of children in the U.S, with an increased risk for...
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...Sean Morris ENGL 110 / 25696 TV Review Essay Audience Statement This review would probably be found in an entertainment tabloid like People magazine. It would be more for people solely focused on the entertainment aspect of the movie, like the plot and the actors’ performances, rather than any implied meanings or ‘academic’ aspects of the series. It would also be targeted to individuals like myself who typically don’t watch TV and just binge-watch a series when it becomes available, but want a ‘straight to the point’ review that highlights the good and bad things of a series. Matthew’s McConnaissance Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson may not be your first choice for a gritty, noir-inspired detective series, but after watching the series it would be hard to pick anyone better for their roles. In True Detective, Harrelson is Marty Hart, a family man and run-of-the-mill cop that acts like your usual pension driven civil servant, while McConaughey plays the pensive, but condescending new partner, Rust Cole. Their goal is typical for the genre: find a murderer terrorizing this sleepy town in Louisiana. The biggest draw of the series is easily the two main actors’ performances. Now an Academy Award winner, McConaughey shows exactly how far he’s come in the last ten years from his usual Hollywood romantic comedy. Instead of the typical pretty boy, he plays an intelligent and thoughtful, but broken detective whose gaunt frame and disheveled look represent the...
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...ESTUDIO DE MERCADO 1. Justificación del estudio de mercado 2. Objetivos del estudio del mercado 3. Definición del producto 4. Análisis de la demanda 5.1. Distribución geográfica del mercado consumo 5.2. Proyección de la demanda 5.3. Tabulación de datos de fuentes primarias 5. Análisis de la oferta 6.4. Competencia 6.5. Proyección de la oferta 6. Demanda Potencial 7. Análisis de precios 8.6. Análisis histórico y proyección de precios 8. Canales de comercialización y distribución del producto 9.7. Descripción de los canales de distribución 9.8. Descripción de los medios de publicidad Justificación del estudio de mercado del estudio de mercado Objetivos del estudio de mercado Determinar los precios que los consumidores están dispuestos a pagar, la cantidad de bienes y servicios demandados, las características de los productos. El producto Se incluye la identificación y la caracterización del producto Delimitación y descripción del mercado Caracterización del mercado meta objetico del proyecto. A quienes se les pretende vender. Mercado consumidor Las características de los potenciales consumidores del producto. ¿Cuáles son las necesidades?, ¿Qué valoran mas del producto?, ¿Cuál es el segmento del mercado a atender?, ¿Tamaño del mercado, del segmento?, Demanda del producto Se presenta el comportamiento histórico, actual y proyectado de la demanda del proyecto. Además indicar el...
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...Accounting 421 Course Discussion Packet Winter 2012 Tyee Carr Study Guide, Midterm Exam Review and Final Exam Review ***These notes are provided to assist in your own note taking. They are not a substitute for reading the recommended textbook or for taking your own notes during class discussion. The information and examples provided here are subject to technical corrections or other revisions which you won't have without taking notes in class. Contents Taxable Entities, Sources of Tax Law and Tax Administration 5 Case: Firefighting Aircraft 6 Discussion questions 7 Review questions 8 The Individual Income Tax Model 10 Case: George and Sheena Jungle’s 1040 Tax Return 10 Discussion Questions 10 Review questions 11 Gross Income 13 Case: Commissioner v. Glenshaw Glass Co.\William Goldman Theatres Inc. (U.S. 1955) 13 Discussion questions 19 Case: Lucas v. Earl United States Supreme Court. 1930 20 Discussion questions 21 Review questions 21 Exclusions 22 Case study: Tom Daschle withdraws from nomination as HHS Secretary, 2009 23 Discussion questions 23 Case: Sam and Julie 24 Discussion questions 24 Case: Ralph and Betsy are landlords 25 Discussion questions 26 Case: Mark who lives in unit 6 27 Discussion questions 27 Case: Jack’s Restaurants 28 Discussion questions 28 Review questions 29 Tax Basis and Capital Transactions 32 Case: What’s my income on selling this stock? 32 Discussion questions...
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...Abs Exercises The following exercises are organized according to the major muscle group they work—rectus abdominis or obliques. You can safely work out your abs 4–5 times per week; if you add weighted exercise to your ab routine, cut your ab workouts to 3 times a week. Rectus Abdominis Exercises Crunch [pic] [pic] 1. Lie on your back with your knees bent and your feet on the floor. Rest your fingertips on the back of your head. 2. Crunch up toward your knees. Lift your head, shoulders, and upper torso off the mat. Don’t crunch up more than 45° off the floor. 3. As you crunch, keep your eyes on the ceiling, your belly button drawn in, your upper back flat, and your shoulders lowered. 4. At the top of the movement, tighten your abs a bit. 5. Lower yourself back to the mat. Repeat. [pic] You can add extra difficulty to a crunch by performing a weighted crunch, in which you hold a weight plate across your chest or behind your head. Reverse Crunch [pic] [pic] 1. Lie on your back with your thighs perpendicular to the floor and your knees bent at a 90° angle. If it’s more comfortable, cross one ankle over the other. 2. Rest your fingertips flat against the floor. 3. Use your lower abs to roll your pelvis back and lift your hips an inch or two off the floor until your knees are directly over your chest. 4. Keep your head against the floor and your belly button drawn in. 5. Return to the original position. Repeat. To make the...
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