“Eddie Sue’s Child” is “not” what people said when they told others whose child I was, nor was it what I answered with when asked, “Whose child are you?” Eddie Sue’s Child was a catcall my friends started using against me when I became a teenager and when I was high school. They did so, I’m absolutely positively sure, because the name Eddie Sue is as crazy a mixed-up name as any that a parent could name their girl child. Since my friends could not humiliate the bearer of that crazy mixed-up name, why not torment the bearer’s defenseless child? I supposed was there only option. So with that, what is in the name, Eddie Sue? Not much, I’ll say! But it did offer a slick comeback for a few who dared to use Eddie Sue’s Child against me.