Tomorrow is Tapper 8, 3128, this will mark the first Klinklovants day in history. President Hoger signed a law that allows the nation to celebrate when the Klinklovants come out and time themselves on how long it takes to chug a carton of wabla which is a traditional Quaff drink. If they can chug it in under a kilosecond then the season of snowflakes will be upon us, if not, then we will continue with the season of crunchy leaves.
Last month, after much protesting and rallying, President Hoger agreed to sign a law that allowed the bands of Quaffs, called Klinklovants to have their own holiday to celebrate their talent of chugging vast amounts of wabla at one time. Wabla is a Klinklovants drink that is made up of mercury and sulfuric acid along