...and Cones to perform an operation that could determine their future in the medical field forever. Therefore, having little to no experience with anything related to medicine, this surgery is set up to be a complete failure. On their first day, the intercom of the hospital announces, “Dr. Tree and Dr. Cones to the ER. Dr. Tree and Dr. Cones to the ER,” telling our heroic doctors that they need to start prepping for their first surgery together. They head to the prep room, then to the surgery room. After starting the surgery, lack of communication and ignorance floods the operation table and the doctors have no idea what they’re doing. Cones starts by saying, “Dr. Tree, here we are in this surgery room and we have to transplant a heart.” “Gahhh… who’s the patient?” Dr. Tree replies. “Some dude, I don’t know. Anyway, we gotta bust this guy open, rip his heart out, and slap in a new one.” “Oh that’s a lot…” Dr. Tree states as he chuckles. Dr. Cones nodded. “Million-dollar man style, except it’s more like a billion now, though.” Dr. Tree picks up a pair of scissors off the medical supply tray and accidentally drops them into the patient’s rib cage. He has an ambivalent attitude to his most recent action. “AAP! Well, there go the scissors!” he exclaimed. “Yeah, there they go. We didn’t need those anyway,” Dr. Cones retorts in an upset and sarcastic manner. Dr. Tree grabs the surgical draping and swoops it across the table containing the new heart and other medical supplies. This results...
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...Chapter 1: The Death Note I stared at the teacher who was currently blabbering stuff about algebra and irrational numbers. I don't really have anything against Math, except that I have low grades in it. The only subject I'm ever good at is Physical Education. Even so, I am still beaten at it by the ever so perfect “Allen Walker”. What's with him, really? He's good at everything, even in Cooking Class. Although he can't par with me in cooking commoner's food, he always cooks exquisite viands. People adore him to the very core of Earth. He's like some Buddha in school. He's like the Super Star that never existed. Anyway, I feel that it won't be good if I fill the whole first paragraph of the first chapter with every crap about him. Let’s go to me first. My name is”Haruka Azumi Yukihara”. I am a most typical female student of Hakuo Academy. My forte is Physical Education and my Achilles' heel is just about anything except Physical Education. Yes, I know that's a lot that's why I'm not enumerating it. Today is June 13, 2011 and everything is just about how everything shouldn't be. Ah, of course it's the fault of mankind, as always. At least it's not the fault of Allen-kun. Either way, I'm stuck in this school and an addiction to Death Note. Now what is Death Note? It's a story about this cool guy who kills all criminals with a pen and a notebook. Now don't go imagining him hitting the criminals with the notebook and finishes it off by piercing the pen to the criminal's throat...
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