Silence is Golden

It is such a melancholy object to those, who come to the U.S. and see loud chompers chewing their gum obnoxiously. These people munch on their small sticky wad for hours, even though the flavor only last for minutes. Their mouth draws open as much as they can in an impolite manner. This annoying sound distracts, irritates and simply annoys the people around the chewer. Nobody likes the this sound or even the look of one chewing. There needs to be a solution to this dilemma. My intention is to protect people’s precious ears and help teach gum chewers how to chew like people and not cows. Every time a person pops a piece of gum into their mouths they sew their lips close, so nobody else can hear the disgracious sounds. A person