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Hello, Harry. How are you doing? I hope you had a wonderful Sunday. Thank you for your sweet, lovely, caring message. You know I can't wait to receive and read your messages because they're such inspirations for my heart and soul; I feel warm, happy, strong, and ready to endure whatever the life brings. Even we didn't meet face to face, I feel that I know you since longer time, and I love to correspond with you and send my blessings to you and your family; makes me feel nice knowing that you like me, feel happy with my messages, think of me all time, I've touched your heart in the nicest way possible, I'm an angel, pretty, diamond, queen of your heart, etc... Please forgive me repeating all your words, but, I want you to make sure that I really …show more content…
You know I live in California, and you coming here just to meet me, I feel worried because we just started communicating and don't know too many important things about each other, so, I think is too soon for you come to the United States right now. Let me tell you some facts about me. I'm a dentist from Brasil but, as soon as I graduated, I came with my mother to the United States to try a new life over here; I arrived in Oregon because we have many Brazilian and Russian friends over there. I'm an American citizen because my father was an American, and I started working as a dental assistant, met my husband, and got married, but, didn't work. I moved to CA with my mother, started working as a dental assistant, tried to get my license here, but, because of many difficulties in my life, I never could get it; I got divorced, never had children, have many friends from a Brazilian church, and was living well. My mother passed away 5 years ago, and now I have my good friends here, some relatives on the others states, go to Brasil once a year to visit all my friends, family, and relatives, but, I can't live for good over there because what Brasil is passing

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