We all know that Esteban liked to smile, a beautiful smile; his beauty could make one mourn him even if they did not know him. He was just living life. When we were wailing, I realized we should remember him just the way he was not how he is now. I am going to share some of my loving memories of him. I think he would appreciate the speech that I have cooked up for him.
HE WAS COLOSSAL AND KIND LIKE A BIG TEDDY BEAR. He was built, ripped. He was virile and every woman and man knew it. In fact, I can vaguely remember this one time when he was found dead and we could not even find a bed in the village to lay him on.
In memory of Esteban, our village has concluded that we will strengthen our floorboards, build larger houses, and have larger doors.