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hello gentlemen , good day to all ,I am here looking for a good friend , just an average person looking for the same , I

like people who can initiate a good conversation , I enjoy traveling and listening to music , I strictly prefer quality

over quantity and mind over body , positive out look is a turn on for me , I enjoy talking to people who take everything

in a positive manner

life is very beautiful and happy these days , I finally stopped trying to convince myself that I am not gay , learnt to

accept myself as I am , then I found this site its giving me new hope to find a friend/partner (this happened around 5

years ago , 10th grade ) . I have many wonderful friends in life yet I never tried to express my inner feelings with them

, I believe it was …show more content…
so here I am trying to find some one whom I can open up my mind and share anything and everything .

hoping for a friendship forever .

I am not looking to find casual sex here , so if that's your intention then kindly click on the close button on top of

this window .

if u r still interested then please do read on , I am going to try and explain what I am searching for

as said above I am looking for a friend , one friend only , what kind of a friend do I need ? answer is someone simple and

jovial , some one who has time for friends , some one who believes in you , some one who will make you feel like you are a

single soul dwelling in two bodies , that is what I need , I am a strong believer of relationships , so please don't

message if you don't believe in it .

I have a side like this and I'm proud of what I am , I'm not looking to make many friends or join any friends groups in

here so if you are committed and wish to make more friends from your peer group then I'm not the person for it , I am

looking for a friendship that would possibly turn into a monogamous relationship someday , something that will make both

me and my friend feel happy and fulfilled

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