But, even after all that’s happened, and even after the fact that I was dead wrong about there being no happy ending for me, none of that is even the best part. No, the best part is always saved for last. Here is one of the transcripts of Southside Jimmy’s transformation treatments with Dr. Chicavonov. Dr. Chicavonov: “Good morning, Mr. Balenducci, how are we today?” Jimmy Balenducci: “What the hell do you care?” Dr. Chicavonov: “Oh, I care. I care. Of course, I care. You are my life’s work, Mr. Balenducci.” Jimmy Balenducci: “When the hell am I going to get out of here?” Dr. Chicavonov: “Maybe, someday, maybe not. But, first, let’s see how your treatment is going today.” —PAUSE— Dr. Chicavonov: “Ah, ah, ah, good, good, I see your pupil’s have become fully dilated once more and your breathing is back on track. It’s important, so important with the breathing. It helps to keep your cells fully alive with oxygen and it helps to fight off pathogens.” …show more content…
Chicavonov: “Good, good. I was just testing. I see that your nerves are becoming fully functional once again. Maybe, even a little hypersensitive as new nerve endings make their proper synapses and connections with your brain once more.” Jimmy Balenducci: “Yeah, whatever, you quack. Just don’t you stick me with that damn needle again. Freaking thing felt like a hot knife being plunged into me.” Dr. Chicavonov: “Yes, yes, hot feels like cold, cold feels like hot, a little pain feels like a big one, a big one, not so much. All perfectly normal, yes,