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KJ Merhoff
Mrs.Williams
English1/period
2 November 2012 Letter to Dream
November 2, 2012
Dear KJ, If your reading this then you did something right. If you’re not reading this well you’re an idiot. I know you might be thinking hahahahaha I wonder what I said well this is what you said. I hope you’re doing well for yourself and I hope you tapped every hot badonkadonk in this little hick redneck backwoods hillbilly school because if you haven’t remember to kick you own ass you idiot unless of course you’ve found a great women who understands you for you not a fake asshole you can be at times. I hope by the time you read this you got money at least and a car or motorcycle. Remember the top 3 hot chicks at school are 1. Chelsea 2. Hayley M. 3. Shelby. Now if they aren’t still the top 3 when you read this then that’d be funny and what I expected I hope you’ve at least tap 2 out of those three though unless they turn into Megan wise look alike and I promise myself that if by the time I read this if Megan is considered popular and hot do EVERYTHING YOU CAN TO DESTROY HER THEN TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND LET NOTHING STOP I KNOW I WILL STIIL HAVE THE DETERMINATION IF DEEP DOWN TO RULE THE EARTH AND CRUSH ANYONE IN MY PATH . Now if you’ve read that and you’re like wtf why was I like this and thank god I got a girlfriend now I really needed one back then well your right and to remind you of when you did this it was the week your parents left for Mexico without you and your staying at Tori and Franks and that hot blonde that you’re going to tap if you didn’t tap that go kill yourself she’s a whore okay. Just know I still love you and whatever you’re doing it is probably great and for a good cause keep your head up you can get through anything all you need are

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