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Dear Percival (also known as Tiny Brain),

The only reason I’m writing this letter is because King Arthur is forcing me. You know how he forces all the knights to write THE FINAL LETTER in case we fall in battle? It’s a pile of shite, I say.

But since I am forced into doing this and I have no real family left, I am writing my FINAL LETTER to you. You as my brother? Don’t know how I feel about that…

Moving along with this crap—as Arthur stands over my shoulder and complains about my word choices—I thought I should let you know while I find writing letters boring, I’ll say a few nice things about you anyway (because I must).

Fine… you’re my best friend. Happy? And to be honest, I’d be surprised if you ever read this letter, because if I

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