...says: Lmao, you can do that? Zoo says: naw ur jus blind Bəəə ` says: I think you signed on when I went to myroom lol Zoo says: oh hows first day? Bəəə ` says: First day was long But interesting My first teacher was blind And indian, but he didn't have an accent My second teacher was also indian And she has a double chin and an indian accent My third teacher had no hair in the back Zoo says: lool Bəəə ` says: She's bald but has long hair in the front And the top of her head is blonde and the bottom is blue Zoo says: its like u pay attention to the wrong aspects of being in a class Bəəə ` says: And she was wearing a studded coller on her neck Yeah, I do Zoo says: lol Bəəə ` says: And I had weight training as my last class Zoo says: what'd u guys do ? Bəəə ` says: A lot We started with the bikes Then she made us too like everything Lift weights, squats, push ups, sit ups, everything She pretty much made us work out every muscle in our body Zoo says: lol first time ey? howd u like it ? Bəəə ` says: Yeah I WASN'T EVEN TIRED AT THE END Zoo says: u jus told me u were mad tired Bəəə ` says: That was yday lol Today, I'm exhausted Had a pretty long day too And I think the workout from yday is affecting me now Zoo says: what did u wear today? Bəəə ` says: Sorry, I'm talking so much Um Zoo says: naw its cool were u walkin on st.catherines? Bəəə ` says: Jeans and you know that black top I have...
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...Stevens Institute of Technology) and Molski, in their essay entitled The Lost Art of Writing,[12][13] are critical of the terms, predicting reduced chances of employment for students who use such slang, stating that, "Unfortunately for these students, their bosses will not be 'lol' when they read a report that lacks proper punctuation and grammar, has numerous misspellings, various made-up words, and silly acronyms." Fondiller and Nerone[14] in their style manual assert that "professional or business communication should never be careless or poorly constructed" whether one is writing an electronic mail message or an article for publication, and warn against the use of smileys and these abbreviations, stating that they are "no more than e-mail slang and have no place in business communication". Yunker and Barry[15] in a study of online courses and how they can be improved through podcasting have found that these slang terms, and emoticons as well, are "often misunderstood" by students and are "difficult to decipher" unless their meanings are explained in advance. They single out the example of "ROFL" as not obviously being the abbreviation of "rolling on the floor laughing" (emphasis added). Haig[1] singles out LOL as one of the three most popular initialisms in Internet slang, alongside BFN ("bye for now") and IMHO ("in my honest/humble opinion"). He describes the various initialisms of Internet slang as convenient, but warns that "as ever more obscure acronyms emerge they can also...
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...Twitter. Social media’s been responsible for a lot of new words, for example tweeps, twitterverse and retweet. The word “friend” has become a verb, as in “she friended me on Facebook”. The term “check-in” no longer applies just to hotels and airports; these days it’s just as commonly used when someone reports where they are via a social network. Technology has also changed the way we write. Mobile phones have been responsible for a lot of the change, as users have moved towards texting as an everyday form of communication. For a start, WRITING IN UPPER CASE MEANS YOU’RE SHOUTING, while lower case writing is now the accepted form. Meanwhile, text language is full of abbreviations, missing vowels and acronyms. For example, the abbreviations LOL, OMG and gr8 are all widely used today but hadn’t been invented a few years ago. One of the drivers in this is that screen sizes and character limits are low, meaning that users need to abbreviate to fit their messages in. My Knowledge: ‘Emojis’ which are small digital images and ‘emoticons’ which are representation of a facial expression such as a smile or frown, formed by various combinations of keyboard characters are also now used because of technology. Their main purpose is to show how someone is feeling and their emotions rather than a person typing out how they are actually feeling. Technology has also enabled new words to be created such as ‘selfie’ ‘twerk’ ect. Without technology, there would be no way in which everyone would...
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...female. Like who does that, like im not in my damn car in traffic thinking damn maybe i can get some booty on the freeway we stopped anyway. Pull up to the window like Burger king asking your vehicle or mine.What the fuck hell nah. But at this point i'm like you whatever you cant be serious with this. He's like "im as serious as beating some one elses bad ass kids in the movies" . So yea um i was like well then i have to see this for my self. He goes on to tell me he get some girls numbers others flip him off all times of things. He get flashed and all this other shit that is like beyond belief on a damn freeway. Ok so now i got to see this for my self i want to get flash too, (dont judge me *sniffle sniffle* i want to see something tooooo lol). Now its the day of and im thinking to my damn self what do i wear do i just put on a shirt and hat cause that all the going to see. Looking on good and sexy on top and then looking like who done it and when on the bottom. So i figure it out and all right i just put on something casual. Ok getting on the freeway and this dude look like a he is ass itches, dancing to crunk music and like he playing hide and seek by his damn self. You ever laugh so hard you sweat...
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...Due Date: April 22, 2013 Don’t Judge A Book By It’s Cover I was the one to walk in first to do this project, to see the people’s faces turning my direction in an unpleasant way. The store that I walked into was called “Dress Town” at the Eagle Rock Mall on Sunday, March 10, 2013 in the afternoon. As walking into the mall and into the store, we three girls had to put ourselves into a mind of a sociologist; and how they would “judge the book by its cover.” But realistically the shocking part is that they don’t, instead they use their sociological imagination to broaden their thinking mentality, to find other ways to live. Who ever said that there only is one certain way to live and that is the correct way? I realized that as Meghedi, Ani and I were walking the normal or decent looking shoppers were keeping a good amount of distance, more than usual. Also, the shoppers that had children with them, they were pulling their children towards them in a noticeable way while staring at us. As I walked into the store, being extremely nervous because I was the first one to do this project; completely nervous, not knowing what was to come before me, there were four sales associates. One of the associates stood by the door and greeted each customer as they walked in. When I walked in that girl greeted me but not the same way that she greeted the other customers. Her greeting them was a lot sincerer compared to the way she greeted me. Everyone seemed to be staring at me but when...
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...know lol yes arthritus lol idk i was like falling asleep doin CDC's and i got cuious fuuuck babe! MSgt winn is the new flight cheif & hes an asshole hes changing EVEYTHING & coming into my office asking me to do stupid shit for him wtf ima finish my CDCs and then im leaving! lol get me outta P Flight! id rather drown in B/A flight then deal wit that nigga Baby i did a new machine yesterday...did i tell u? well whooo im sooo soar wit dat thing & my calves, and shoulders hurt lol but my ass cheeks wer feeling whooo lol soo ima do that thing more. ahh im soo sore but today i HAVE to do weights damn it lol Baby I jsut got back from PT and geez that fuckin PT sucks lol mainly cause im alll sore! lol ok mhmmmm really? mhmmmm do u like to do it slow or slow then pick up that speed? lol! NOW make me a video of THAT!! lol ok how about my 630 or 700 when ever You wake up baby Ima go take a shower ok mwah I Love You My Ella! :D bite bite btie btie!!! REVIEW TIME! (im also looking for air conditioning lol) http://www.tripadvisor.com/Hotel_Review-g294260-d320933-Reviews-Tonglen_Beach_Resort-Boracay_Visayas.html Not bad kinda nice and plain since we arent gonna spend too much time in the room, well we will but not all the time lol we gotta have dates remeber! or if u want we can get somting to go and watch VD an walking dead it jsut the shower that kills me idk why i care about the shower well from the reviews cause somtimes theres no hot water and me that jsut pisses me off lol have...
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...(2.) How much of the reversing taxable temporary differences may be considered in estimating taxable income? (3a.) In evaluating the income LOL is projecting related to future operations, is LOL in a cumulative loss position? (3b.) May LOL exclude the impact of the impairment of the non deductible goodwill when estimating future taxable income? (3c.) May LOL exclude the expense from writing off the accounts receivable from the customer who declared bankruptcy when evaluating the projections of future income? (3d.) Does the evidence of historic losses affect our ability to accept the company’s estimate of future growth? (3e.) In evaluating the income that LOL is projecting related to future operations, what evidence might you ask for to support the company’s projections? (4.) Would the tax- planning strategy to sell and lease back manufacturing equipment be a tax- planning strategy that is considered prudent and feasible? (5.) Would the tax-planning strategy to sell but not lease back the primary manufacturing facility be a tax-planning strategy that is prudent and feasible? We first looked to see if a valuation allowance should be necessary for the deferred tax asset (DTA). The following analysis helped us reach our conclusion that a valuation allowance was necessary. Four sources of taxable income According to ASC 740-10-30-18 there are four possible sources of taxable income to realize a tax benefit for deductible temporary differences and carryforwards: LOL may not...
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...This Is 100% NOT MINE I TELL YOU YOU FAGGOT Texting me LOL, smiley face, is not a real conversation!! What’s the deal with casting Demi Moore in LOL along side Miley. Seriously what is that movie about??? A spider has its reproductive organs on one of its back legs. LOL. I can’t believe Kristern Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson this is not anything to LOL about because I love both of them. So Katie Holmes blinded sided Tom Cruise is this really about Scientology or about Tom coming out of the closet? LOL. This thing can get really addictive sometimes someone can just text you and say, “Sleeping at home, LOL”. And I’m thinking why you, Laughing Out Loud? Whenever Julius Malema’s name is mentioned, the sentence probably ends with, LOL. People no longer laugh, they would rather have the computer do it for them, could this be, that the Terminator: The Rise of the machine is a glimpse into the future? Imagine if when you attended stand-up comedy and whenever something funny was said you could just hold up a card that reads “LOL”, how funny would comedians really be? I recently came to the realization that no matter how much you want to succeed, you never will. Maybe if you were a bird you would be a penguin…no matter how much it wants to, it can never fly, LOL. Someone just said something funny, LOL, J…WOW in a world like this, I hate to see how future generations will...
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...many individuals. We would like it extend my sincere thanks to all of them. We are highly indebted to Sir Adnan Anwarfor his guidance and constant superior as well as providing necessary information regarding the project and also for his support. Thank You. EXECUTIVE SUMMARY: Cadbury is a British multinational confectionery company owned by Mondelēz International. It is the second largest confectionery brand in the world after Wrigley's. But its sub brand Perk is not that much successful as other sub brands. Due to its wrong and unstable positioning its market share 15%. We have made a marketing plan for Cadbury Perk. In our plan we have looked on Cadbury Perk Segmentation, Targeting, Positioning strategies and 4p’s. We have also looked around its competitors’ i.e. Kit Kat strategies and analysed SWOT. After looking through weaknesses and opportunities he have identified problem statement and made marketing objective. By following marketing objective we have launched a new product i.e. Cadbury Perk LOL. It is new innovative look of Cadbury perk in the form of chocolate balls. It contain oats which help in reducing calories. This new product has segmented a new market i.e. diabetic market. Hope this plan work and Cadbury Perk may be able to increase its shares. INTRODUCTION TO CADBURY: Cadbury is a British multinational confectionery company owned by Mondelēz International. It is the second largest confectionery brand in the world after Wrigley's. Cadbury is headquartered...
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...You: hang on my madre is coming lol Stranger: oh thank your mother for me... You: for? Stranger: giving the world the most gorgeous daughter.. You: awwww!!! lol Stranger: thank god she decided to reproduce lol You: hahahah!!!!! You: im saving this lol I hope this doesn't sound cheesy or anything. But whenever I see you and am with you, or even talk to you. I smile so much, and the way you make me feel makes my day-Max Does anybody know what it's like, to be so mad at someone & in that moment while you're mad at them, you say things like "I can't take it anymore, it's over, I've had enough, I'm fed up, I'm done, it's over"? But deep down, your feelings for them are still there, you can't find it in yourself to let go, even though you know you deserve better, you want THEM to start BEING BETTER, you think about the good times you had together & don't let the bad outweigh the good? That despite all the bullshit that person gives you, you still see the good in them when no one else can? “Me? I’m scared of everything. I’m scared of what I saw, I’m scared of what I did, of who I am, and most of all I’m scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life the way I feel when I’m with you.”-dirty dancing “Winning that ticket, Rose, was the best thing that ever happened to me… it brought me to you … You must do me this honor, Rose. Promise me you’ll survive. That you won’t give up, no matter what happens, no matter how hopeless. Promise me now,...
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...I interviewed correctional officer Brian Sanchez from City Of New York Police Department 67 precinct. He began his career in the 67th precinct as a patrolman in 1989. In 1994, Brian was promoted to chief of police. Brian has his bachelors of science in criminal justice from John Jay College for Criminal Justice (University) and a masters of science in forensics from the same school. Since his time working as police officer, he also did numerous of volunteer work and some classroom instructions. In 2003, Brian later switched his mindset and became a correctional officer. As much as he loved being a patrolman and working as a police officer, Brian said he couldn't hide his passion to help inmates. Growing up he was also told to be a policeman because his mother wanted him to follow in his father’s footsteps. He didn’t choose the job because he wanted to please his mom; he did it because it’s what’s inside him to do. He's been working as a correctional officer for approximately eight years and says that he loves his job and he never gets stressed a day in his life. His passion didn’t come easy, but it came with hard work. He had to go through series of classes and training. There were days when he felt defeated but he kept going. He now uses what he was thought as well as his knowledge to help others make a better change for their lives. I was surprised at the smiles he had during the interview. I have never seen someone so profoundly happy about his or her career. It's like the...
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...leonard wood mo 65473 my Dear Beautiful What’s up gurrlll 1st off didn’t I try tell your butt they was gone make you cut your hair lol. It’s actually I nice ass look on you Real shit!! So how is everything going there with you? Hopefully Good!! I figured I would write you well technically I’m typing you but whatever. Tell me why I had this crazy ass dream about you not to long ago it was pretty wild! Well I’m working and training hard and hooping you already know I live in the gym. Why did we stop talking again before you left off I thought you was going to come be with me before you left? Dam because I was really looking forward to that. I know it will happen when the time is right ya diggg lol! So what all have they have you doing pushups and stuff next time I see you your going to be looking all buff and shit fuck I sure hope not. As long as you don’t lose that awesome body of yours that I truly miss looking at, I miss all those oovoo sessions we had! I mean you already know how I feel about you right I fucking miss talking to you for real. So are you going back to ATL when you finish your training or what? Are you there with all girls or is it co/ed? But yeah let’s get these letters going your little fucking Ass better write me back with that Big Ass cool Aid smile you got lol you smiling right now reading I know you are ….. But much Love Nate. Ps write me back or we got...
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...Joel Stranger: I am David You: hey david Stranger: I put my hand out and we shake You: haha we both have names from the Bible :P Stranger: hehe You: lol i shake it and make awakrd eye contact Stranger: I just look at you You: and??? Stranger: where you from? You: south africa u? Stranger: Colorado usa You: woah, cool. Stranger: maybe I should let your hand go You: thts like where disneys at right? You: lol, no, its cool You: i like it, its soft Stranger: no, it is where Aspen is, ski country You: oh ok, ive been to new york, la, florida and vegas Stranger: you feel good in my hand Stranger: near Vegas You: really? omg im blushing like crazy You: oh ok Stranger: that is ok You: gays are infested in vegas, loved it You: what color is your eyes? Stranger: would like to kiss the blush off you Stranger: brown hair and eyes You: sure, go ahead, ur lips are soft and warm :) You: same :) Stranger: I pull you to me and kiss you Stranger: tongue goes into your mouth You: and? and?!?!? Stranger: give me your tongue You: u pull me closer? You: i did, Stranger: I suck on it and pull you closer You: bite my lip You: it drives me crazy Stranger: no, I do not bite, unless you want me to Stranger: I bite it gently You: oh believe me, i want u to ;) You: i feel something hard against my leg Stranger: what are you wearing Joel Stranger: you did that You: lol nothing but my underwear tbh Stranger: boxers or briefs You: well, i guess i should help u get rid of it You: hugo boss briefs You: black Stranger:...
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...standing so close to the bun "hill" watching the intense competition between the contestants. Definitely dangerous because it rained before the competition and the buns were wrapped in plastic. Second day was planned for shopping, to get all things that i want so that i ca spend the rest of the days walking around aimlessly. That was my plan and true enough, i spent the most on this day. Was worried that i spent half the money that i brought to HK on the second day! But lucky enough, i have nothing else that i wanted to buy on the rest of the days. Guess that the aunty who praised me for helping an old lady to carry her heavy shppping pram up the stairs, that i will have good luck and stuff. So my good luck is acutally spend lesser. Lol. Headed down to YMT for Mido cafe early morning beacause i was chased by a fucking creepy stalker. Sat at the resting area with some uncle and aunty. Passer by looking at me must be thinking why this young lady skip school/work and sit here like some homeless person or must be thinking that i ran away from home because of...
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