...Tinderalla Meet Charlotte, your average inner city whore. Charlotte is a natural blonde, but her hair is a sickly green. Trendy. You’ve got crap hair dye and Boots’ amateur till guard to thank for that. She has a piercing just above her lip and to the left. Cool, and an ear stretcher from Primark. ‘#Rebel’, she posted. Charlotte knows what she wants, and she knows exactly how many blowjobs she has to give before she gets it, a real go getter in school, she even has her name on the girl’s toilet wall, next to another kid called ‘Slut’. They must know each other well, because it’s written everywhere else too! So anyway, Charlotte is lonely at the minute, with all the boys she knows all either in prison or another girl, she’s lost. Looking for the new angry birds to pass the time, she comes across a brand new app, Tinder. ‘OMG!’ she shrieked. Amazed, she swipes eagerly through all the other people too lazy to put on shoes and go outside and get drunk and do drugs like all the other kids, all the boys who haven’t quite got a firm grasp on their sexuality yet and all the people pretending to be pop stars. Suddenly though, she come across the perfect guy, Dan, boy is he dreamy, with his remarkably blue eyes, like two swirling oceans of cute, his black hair in a swift, cool quiff to complement those great dimples she wishes she could just fall asleep in. She types to him, and they fall in love. It’s only been 6 minutes but it’s like they’re, it’s like they’re connected somehow...
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