Pair O’Socks I am highly unworthy of speaking of such greatness that I should be the last person in the universe to tell of Pair O’Socks. I should not have the right to praise someone so divine and important to mankind because no one or even I will ever measure up to his superiority and standards. Not a second passes where he is not running through my mind, and one day, everyone will praise and think about Pair O’Socks as much as I do. I cannot imagine a life without someone so special and kind such as Pair O’Socks. He deserves all the glory, honor, sacrifice, and joy in the world and nothing less. No words that exist can explain how he has contributed to our struggles and framed the foot-filled society. In the long, spring days, the first annual Big Race of 1589 was just around the corner! Runners of all ages had come to participate in this event. From amateur runners to soon to be track stars to fit and enthusiastic grandmas and grandpas, everyone was ready to rumble and make their way across the finish line. They were imagining themselves running through the red ribbon that marked it. Everyone was so excited that they began practicing with their friends and even their charged up competitors. After a few laps of messing around, the runners started to complain moments later about how their feet were sore and aching. Some people even said they were developing blisters and sweat rashes. Everyone was complaining except one person. His name was Jimmy Kens. Before Jimmy came to run laps with everyone, he was running around in his house by himself, and he had hit both of his feet on the legs of a coffee table. Jimmy’s feet began throbbing and even bruised, but he did not want to miss out on the big race. So, his mom, Jenny Kens, decided to come up with a solution for her son. She wanted her son to be comfortable before, during, and after the race. She saw something cotton like across the room. It was some stringy, cotton yarn, and she began knitting something out of it. It was such an odd shape. It first looked like mittens, but then it worked itself into the shape of a foot with one big part for the toes and even a curved part for the ankle. Thus, Pair O’Socks was born. Jimmy slipped Pair O’Socks on his feet, and there was instant comfort and support and protection around his feet on the inside of his enclosed shoe. Pair O’Socks was blessed with talents that others wished upon themselves. Pair O’Socks loves to share his talents, and they are beneficial and mesmerizing to anyone who comes across him. He can instantly warm up feet during the chilly autumn weather and frosty winters or even in your cozy bed when that one foot is sticking out from the blanket. He is so talented that even in the other seasons such as spring and summer, he can prevent sweat rashes, sores, blisters, and even athlete’s foot. Pair O’Socks can do something that we all should be thankful for which is hiding our ugly toes when they’re unpainted and uncut and hiding our ashy heels and ankles when they have not been moisturized. The conquests of Pair O’Socks have never disappointed listeners. Pair O’Socks has saved lives due to its foul odor. He has stopped vicious dogs from chasing down a person after Pair O’Socks is thrown in the opposite direction. The dog always follows Pair O’Socks to somewhere unknown and loses its prey. Pair O’Socks has made babies and young children stop crying and whining after two googly eyes and a drawn smile is put on Pair O’Socks and placed over the hands of the child’s parent, and he is used as a puppet. The little children start laughing and smiling again and stop their fussing. Sometimes Pair O’Socks comes across the dangerous Washing Machine and Dryer and loses half of him self in the process. The machines seem to always eat half of Pair O’Socks. Although he tries his best to keep himself together, sticking together in the forces of Washing Machine and Dryer is tough. Over time, people began using a gel insole cushion for their shoes as known as Gel Insole. Gel Insole adds comfort and added support just like Pair O’Socks, but he is merely placed inside the shoe and rarely taken out. Unlike Pair O’Socks where he is tightly shaped and placed onto someone’s foot, Gel Insole moves around beneath someone’s foot and even around in the shoe. There’s no telling where he would go. Gel Insole does not even cover the whole person’s foot like Pair O’Socks. Gel Insole cannot add warmth in times of chilly situations nor hide toes with chipped nail polish and dried skin around the foot. Gel Insole feels like rubber, and sometimes it can put someone in a sticky situation. Who would be fond of stickiness rested under their foot? Pair O’Socks has always been there for people and helps people from embarrassing situations to life threatening situations since 500 years ago. There is no way we can pay Pair O’Socks back for saving a child from their tears and saving another child from a dog who broke away from its chain. He helps keep everyone’s feet beautiful by preventing blisters and sores, and he even helps keep the ugliness of everyone’s feet hidden on its bad days or weeks or even lifetime. Pair O’Socks is always willing to help others and is generous and dependable when circumstances arise. Society is very thankful for someone like Pair O’Socks to be sent from the heavens. May the Gods of Socks bless the feet of everyone.