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Beneath my couch lies a villain with cute little claws ready to rip at my socks and feet. There’s an obvious reasons why dogs are consider man's best friend instead of finicky felines, and it’s because cats are dicks. In all actuality, the main reasons are dogs care and listen. Though I’ve only been around for 20 years, I’ve never meet a dog that didn’t at least know its name, yet countless number of cats don’t even look when its name is spoken. Somehow people still think cats are smarter than dogs. In spite of knowing this, I’m a frequently annoyed, yet somehow still proud cat owner. My mom and I put up so much crap with Roxas. I’m surprised I’m still a cat owner. If he isn’t chewing on things he isn’t supposed to, he’s waiting to strike within the couch when someone sits down. Not to mention, he leaves a piece of him, in the form of fur, everywhere he goes. Though he doesn’t have control of that last pet peeve. For someone like me, who’s a child at heart, there’s nothing worse then waking up only to find out my self proclaimed cuddle buddy decided to have my beloved DS charger for a midnight snack. I had planned my …show more content…
Even if he isn’t making stuff unwearable with snags, my things ends up with an extra coat of cat hair on it. I constantly forget to invest in a lint roller or some other item that can help easy my plight and just end up going outside with the extra crap on me. People don’t seem to mind when they see me, but when I’m wearing black it’s very noticeable. It doesn’t just stop at clothes. I find his hair in my bed, in my boyfriend’s dreads, and sometimes on my fresh slices of bread I left alone for just a few seconds. If I told people the secret ingredient in my brownies was cat hair they would be pretty angry too. Thankfully it’s not. I still might have to pick a few pieces out of my mouth ever once in awhile when he’s laying on my lap and I’m petting him. The air just loves floating it directly onto my

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