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INTRODUCTION: This story is a complete mess. Nothing really makes much sense, there are multiple plot holes, a ton of random time skips, and the content is sub-par. It is composed of several short paragraphs from one of the character’s “POV” or point of view, which some find annoying. If you think you can tolerate it, attempt to enjoy.

River’s POV

Staring into the dark abyss, a strange cocktail of emotions overcame me. Everything hurt, almost as though I was hung over which was impossible because I had barely consumed any alcohol in my entire lifetime.

“River!” a fuzzy voice called, shaking me out of my concerning reverie. I assumed that I was at home and that my pest of a mother was attempting to wake me up, so I said the first thing

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