SC: Greetings from the greatest mind of this generation to the great mind of yours.
SH: You are in the teaching profession, severely introverted but with a tremendous almost psychotic sense of narcissism not unlike that possessed by the late Professor Moriarty. You play the piano, are a part time actor, are possibly constrained by reduced mental capacity even insanity.
SC: I am usually bad at this but are you practicing whimsy? Humorous, Mr.Holmes.
SH: Dear God, what was that? I have rarely seen such a face aside from that loathsome hound I encountered due to that villain, Stapleton. No. I do not indulge in whimsy; it is destructive to the faculties.
SC: Oh golly. Have I brought back the wrong 19th century Holmes? Drat Leonard’s miscalculations.
SH : You have chalk on your face, your fingers have seen considerable wear and tear, as might be expected by one striking piano keys repeatedly, the costumes in the corner indicate your acting profession, the picture books on the desk your mental capacity, your speech patterns and agitation indicate introversion, insanity and your introduction to me, obviously, your extreme narcissism.
SC: Easily explained. The chalk comes from my black-board work on interstellar travel, the fingers from playing Halo, the costumes are for comic-con, the “picture books” are the greatest art works in human history, including “Flash of two worlds”, I’ll blame the narcissism comment on teleportation-lag and I’m not insane, my mother had me tested.
SH: I speak many languages but your talk defies comprehension. Why am I here instead of 221B, pray tell?
SC: Let me explain. I brought you here because I sensed that you, as your time’s lead intellect, would have similar issues.
SH: Which are?
SC: How do you deal with friends who are intellectual inferiors like Watson or Leonard?
SH: Elementary. The best part about inferior friends is