Aidan Peña
English
Jason Preston
The Ridiculously Awesome Raphy Rapper

Raphy the rapper wore all his bling.
He walks down the street with a cha-ching.
His hands were always greasy from chicken wings.
Every day, he exclaimed…

I’m gonna win! I’m beating Randy!
It’s gonna be like eating candy!
Finally it’s very handy!
I’m slaying Randy, I’m taming the beast.

Raphy was on a winning streak.
After each match his opponent made an eek!
Plus they couldn’t even speak.
There’s only one word that he would say. WORD!

I’m in the backstage with the boyz n da hood.
Rehearsing their lines like I knew they would.
Making their hoodies look nice and good.
With a ching, a snap, and a cracka lack.

I’m on the stage it’s crystal clear.
Everyone is chugging their beer.
When are they gonna start to cheer.
Doesn’t matter, just listen up.

Randy is making his way to the stage.
His shoes and his shirt are very light beige.
He stares at me as if in a rage.
He can’t resist, and then you hear him say…

“Raphy you’re as repulsive as a rat!”
“Well Randy you’re as idle as a cat!”
“At least I don’t play with barbies on the mat!”
Raphy couldn’t take it anymore.

Spurting out, all the words that he could.
“Randy you’re an insult to the hood.”
“Plus you can’t lift a piece of wood.”
“So what do I have to worry about?”

The audience went wild.
But Randy looked mild.
The audience filed.
To carry Raphy away.