Well this-yer Smiley had a yeller, one-eyed cow that didn’t have no tail, only jest a short-stump like a bannanner, and I am yer to tell ya all about this yer-special-cow. So way back when in good ol’ Scranton Pennsylvania there lived Jim, Martha, Dave, Cam and, Mr. Scott. Jim and Martha were a happily married couple, Dave and Cam were brothers, and Mr. Scott, well, he was Martha, Dave, and Jim,s boss. All though he was their boss they didn’t get no work done.

Well now I should probably get to the point of my here story. So one fine sunny day down in Scranton Jim and Martha wanted to get away from the town and go into the good ol country. Luckily there good friend Dave lived on a family farm, named Schrute Farms, there lived Dave’s brother Cam. Cam was a very literal man. If you said some sort of sarcasm he wouldn’t quite get yer words. Anyhoo, Jim and Martha got to Schrute Farms and Dave gave them the best ol room in the whole farm house the “Sweet Home Suite”. They walked in the room and Jim jumped so high that he bonked his head on the ceiling. …show more content…
Martha insisted then that the cow be removed. So then Dave sent Cam out the door with the Cow. As soon as Betsy and Cam left the room, the fellers left in the room came to a sour surprise of seeing their boss, Mr. Scott. He then started after Cam and the Cow, he then tried to pet on Betsy and ride er but then Cam told Mr. Scott to not touch ol Betsy. But instead listening to Cam he grabbed Betsy on the neck and poked her eye clean out. As soon as this happened dang ol Betsy took off going wild then Cam took off tryin to catch er. Mr. Scott then leaped and grabbed on to er tail, and then yanked it right off. Betsy made such a mess, then finally after Cam got a hol of ol Betsy. Dave made Jim and Martha clean up the mess. So then after cleanin up Betsy's mess Jim and Martha went back to Scranton and never returned to Schrute Farms