Spermeo and Egette are from totally different worlds, but their sole purpose for creation is to meet up together so that they can become one and form a human being with many more little Spermettes and Eggettes in their futures. This is all done in the land of reproduction, where they must mature in their separate homelands before the two become one. Spermeo’s homeland is in a place called Testes, and Eggette’s homeland is called Ovary. Their worlds are far apart, but by happenstance, they will one day get a chance to meet one another. Once they both reach the land of reproduction at the optimum time, the cycle called life will begin. Spermeo is created in Testes along with thousand others just like him at one time. The land of Testes churns about 30 billion Spermeos per year. This greatly increases the odds of Spermeo coming into contact with Egette, but Spermeo is determined to fulfill his purpose in life with Egette. Before Spermeo is mature enough to leave home, he has a process he must go through to be able to penetrate Eggette when they meet, as they have only one opportunity to do so successfully. His creation starts in Testes which is actually a production plant that houses machines called interstitial cells, testosterone/other hormones, and seminiferous tubules. These machines all work together to produce the best Spermeos possible. Going through the testosterone machine is one of the most important processes for Spermeos because it determines if there will be a male or female child after it intercepts Egette. Once Spermeo has gone through the three machines, which takes about 72 days, he is filled with 46 chromosomes. The 46 chromosomes are a little too much for one Spermeo, so it splits in half and each half get 23, which are both female and male (X and Y). Prior to this stage, Spermeo is actually called Spermacyte. Spermeo is now ready to be discharged for duty, but until that time comes he is stored in the land of Epididymis awaiting his turn to be released. Spermeo cannot reach the land of Reproduction without help from three other processes outside his hometown of Testes. Before he can reach the starting line to begin the race to get to Egette first, he must have help from his neighbors. The Ejaculatory Duct is the terminal Spermeo must travel through to get to the starting line for the big race. Seminal Vesicle will provide fluids that will make the ride down the duct a little smoother. His friends, cilia will use their hair-like projections to make waves which will propel him down the terminal faster and easier. I guess you could say cilia is similar to the cheerleading squad. Once Spermeo reaches the starting gate, he is off to the races to meet his destiny with Eggette. Spermeo and his thousand or so siblings will pass from the penis, through the vagina, and on through the uterus through the cervical canal. While Speremeo is preparing himself to meet Eggette, she has a bit of work to do to as well to prepare for her debut or inception by Spermeo. Egette was created along with her two million other siblings, and they will reside in the two lands of Ovary, of which there is one on each side of the city of Uterus . They remain in one of the two lands of Ovary their entire lives, until their turn comes leave the nest to meet their own Spermeo. Competition is stiff as only 400,000 Egettes survive into puberty. During the woman’s reproductive years only about one tenth will survive and have a chance to meet with their Spermeo. There is only one Egette released per month by their helpers called follicles and this is their only chance to be fertilized.

The lands of Ovary also produce hormones, one of which is called Estrogen, and combines with Egette to help her with changes in puberty and the menstrual cycle once she reaches puberty. Progesterone also has multiple functions, including regulating the menstrual cycle and preparing the uterus for pregnancy by stimulating the development of the endometrium (uterine lining). Estrogen and progesterone levels vary with the phases of the menstrual cycle (Rathus, Nevid, and Fichner-Rathus, 2005, p. 73). When Egette’s chance to leave the land of Ovary comes, she travels through the Fallopian Tube Expressway, which nourish and conduct Egette. Eggette also has friends called cilia, which are similar to Spermeo’s and will help project them through the expressway to the final destination in Uterus County. Time is of the essence, as Eggette has only one or two days to be fertilized by Spermeo. The final moment occurs in the next town called Infuffndibulum which is not far from the twin cities called Ovary. When Egette attaches herself to her home for the next 9 months called Uterus. This only occurs after Spermeo infiltrates Egette, and the two become one. After this process, either a male or a female child will enter their final destination called earth, or the world, with others just like them. This will make way for the same process to start over again; this process is called replenishing the earth. During the next 9 months Spermeo and Egette merge together to become one, and will be either a male or a female child for the rest of their human life. This affords them the opportunity to start the very same process over again once they reach puberty. If the child is a female, she will have external female sex organs, which will include the Mons Veneris, Prepuce of clitoris, clitoral glands, labia majora, labia minora, urethral opening, vaginal opening, preimeum and anus. If the child is a male, he will have male external organs such as, a meatus, penile urethra, glans, corona, corpus spongiosum, corpus cavernousum, crua, membranous urethra, prostatic urethra, prepuce, and scrotum. The penis, like the vagina, is the sex organ used in sexual intercourse. But unlike the vagina, the penis serves as a conduit for urine. Both semen and urine pass through I the urethral opening, or urethral meatus (pronounced me-ATE-us) (Rathus, Nevid, and Fichner-Rathus, 2005, p. 103) . Once this process ends, and a male or female is born, it begins over and over, millions of times a day, and this process will continue for eternity.

References

Rathus, S. A., Nevid, J.S., and Fichner-Rathus, L. (2005). Human sexuality in a world of diversity. (6th ed.) Boston, MA: Allyn and Bacon.