A Salty Potato, and An Albino Polar Bear ...Oh yeah, and that ghost dude

Maxx Jones was a tailor who loved the big city and he loved to go into the big city, but there was one tiny little big problem, Maxx lived miles away from the big city he loved so much. But nothing stopped maxx, “ROAR” said to Oliver his purple albino polar bear
“That's racist” Max yelled, and hopped into his big white van. The city was eight miles away, and slowly, mile after mile he reached the halfway mark. Four miles away from his house, and four miles away from the big city, Max's car broke down
“Well the sun is setting and i’m lost, i'll just spent the night here” said Max to himself as he slowly fell asleep. Max woke up in the middle of the night to go pee, …show more content…
“Yeah yeah i've heard it all before, do you have any food i'm starving” Interrupted Max.
“Oh yeah I have some pizza… WHAT IN THE- no dude I don't have food i'm a ghost you edgy person what's your problem? “.
“Sorry dude, no B33F fam? Well do you wanna go to Mcdonalds with me you ghost dude?” Offered max.
“ Did you just assume my gender, I may not be a dude, dude, but uh sure I guess, but I'm not eating a kids meal.”. So max and the ghost dude walked to mcdonalds in the morning, and met oliver the albino polar bear there. The “dudes” were having a great time until senior potato decided to protest.
“This Mcdonald's slaughtered my family to make your fries, oh look Its max” he said in a rude tone.
“ if you were made into fries they wouldn't need to add salt, you are already salty you, you, you person” this made senior potato furious.
“well you're a big fat dummy so ha” Oliver took offense to this and squashed senior potato’s head, bits of him were everywhere, people were panicking and screaming, the popo came and arrested the manager of the restaurant. Max started to eat senior potatoes corpse, and the ghost dude was laughing at oliver who started attacking