How to Earn Money Under the Table It is calculated that technology advances at an exponential growth at a rate of two times the previous year every additional year. However is it proven that people who learn how to use these new technologies adapt it to the benefits of society, or might they use it against society in their own selfish desires? It is certainly true that everyone has their own desires, though in one way or another they will eventually revolve around a form of currency. Typically, the most common place with an abundance of this resource is known as a bank. With this new applied technology it makes the job all the easier as to robbing it, though we must comprehend the negating technology and the process that it creates. Now we can compensate for this with several plans including the technology used to break and disrupt the security system. But what might this technology be? It could be the old time safecracker’s stethoscope used by the crazed mafia or perhaps the new, infamous, nanotechnology. You will also need a crew and a plan. Be prepared for the action in the bank; never become greedy, and always expect for shit to happen. First, you must assemble a credible crew of which each person has their own unique talent required for the job. For the purpose of concealing the crew’s identity I will use code names: Catmon with beauty and brains has the computational and technological knowledge required to the given task. Scarymousy will be the straight forward soldier who happens to have broad muscular shoulders and legs like a horse that will pack mule the goods and get goin’. Triti is the handsome inside operator that’s friendly and humble; he gains the knowledge of not only his surroundings but also the people in them. This crew has a special brotherly bond that took no longer than two years to build. The crew will select a bank of respectable choosing. Triti will first become a client of the selected bank. He will record the worker’s personalities and habits while on the job, their shift time, breaks and relations to one another. Triti will also record in his notebook his surroundings. Everything from the position of a desk with utensils to the security systems in the bank will be noted. Once all required information is obtained, of the plan will commence. As Triti did his job, Catmon developed and reproduced the appropriate technology (nano) to diminish the great steel vault door of the bank. According to the security system the method of entrance will be determined. Scarymousy is the man behind the wheel, the weapon distributor and responsible for multiple escape routes. The process of corroding the door will be taking place as no one will even notice for the nanotechnology will be eating away at the strong steel door controlled via Catmon. The paycheck will be shared by a dividend. All three will receive 33.3% of the profit; 0.01% will go to charity. The crew is expecting for “shit to happen”. If someone is accidentally “removed” from existence then so be it, everything happens for a reason. First, Triti will walk in with the miniscule nano tech given to him by Catmon. He will stand in line and wait for his turn with the clerk. While in line, he smothers his hands together to make it appear as if he is simply rubbing his hands for warmth however he is actually initiating the nano tech and then blowing it into the air. Now comes Catmon ready to pounce on his unexpecting prey. Catmon, according to Triti’s recordings, travels his way to the steel vault door with thousands of nano bots. As the large silver door is being unnoticeably descrumptionized to its core mechanism, Scarymousy is now anticipating his next move. Once the core mechanism is destroyed the safe deposit boxes will begin corroding, Triti is notified and then in a mishap will leave the scene. At this this time Catmon initiates his nano-jammer which disrupts silicon-based technology such as security systems, phones, computers, and automatic flushing toilets (finally). Triti puts his disguise on and with Scarymousy he will barge in with automatic rifles designed to tear through human flesh and bone with agonizing terror. Once they enter the bank, they have precisely five minutes to complete the task. Triti will watch the people in the lobby as Scarymousy opens the busted vault door and begins to pack the goods into his duffle bag. Once Scarymousy has the majority of the goods, he will get goin’ with Triti and the disruptors will be deactivated with the arrival of them to the van. They will leave through the back of the bank and meet up with Catmon in a pre-determined alley way two blocks away. They all enter the van and drive off to a beach and switch vehicles as a precaution to being followed or noticed. Afterwards, the paycheck will be divided as planned and a portion of it will even be donated as planned. The crew and their families will live in great wealth and in a state of being successful for their lives. There are many ways to earn money under the table. It just depends upon your desire.