... Bəəə ` says: Lmao, you can do that? Zoo says: naw ur jus blind Bəəə ` says: I think you signed on when I went to myroom lol Zoo says: oh hows first day? Bəəə ` says: First day was long But interesting My first teacher was blind And indian, but he didn't have an accent My second teacher was also indian And she has a double chin and an indian accent My third teacher had no hair in the back Zoo says: lool Bəəə ` says: She's bald but has long hair in the front And the top of her head is blonde and the bottom is blue Zoo says: its like u pay attention to the wrong aspects of being in a class Bəəə ` says: And she was wearing a studded coller on her neck Yeah, I do Zoo says: lol Bəəə ` says: And I had weight training as my last class Zoo says: what'd u guys do ? Bəəə ` says: A lot We started with the bikes Then she made us too like everything Lift weights, squats, push ups, sit ups, everything She pretty much made us work out every muscle in our body Zoo says: lol first time ey? howd u like it ? Bəəə ` says: Yeah I WASN'T EVEN TIRED AT THE END Zoo says: u jus told me u were mad tired Bəəə ` says: That was yday lol Today, I'm exhausted Had a pretty long day too And I think the workout from yday is affecting me now Zoo says: what did u wear today? Bəəə ` says: Sorry, I'm talking so much Um Zoo says: naw its cool were u walkin on st.catherines? Bəəə ` says: Jeans and you know that black...
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...In my life there have been many occasions to get absolutely whiskey bent. You know, to wake up and essentially set the goal to get black out drunk with nothing but bourbon and cheap smiles in mind. Knowing my whiskey habit, my 21st was set to be a momentous day in whiskey drinking’s fantastic history. On my 21st I blacked out at 930 and didn’t get home till 2am (last sighting at least). Apparently in my stupor (like I said, it was a great day for whiskey drinking and I put on a clinic) I invited two different girls over to my house on my walk home with my friends from the bar. It really was a great birthday, I got really drunk all day all over the place so I remember very little in nothing but fragmented blurs. And oh yeah, the only bad part was that my house got robbed latter that night. This is what I do remember: I woke up wide-awake at 7:30 am so dehydrated that I could barely move or open my eyes. I’m fully dressed with my shoes still on, laying face down on top of the sheets with my contacts in and everything on my nightstand had been thrown across the floor. Jolted awake by the harsh reality of morning, I began to try to remember what happened the night before but I can’t get past that familiar yet fine taste of bourbon that has come to welcome me in the morning as often as the sun’s light. My next move seems obvious. I should go down stairs, get wicked high and chug water to recover and start to piece together the night. Once I got downstairs I saw that my bong...
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...Q1- There are six stair step on a stair case. Issac can take a single, double or triple step at a time. How many ways are there to climb up the whole stair case. For example issac first takes a single step, then three steps at once then a single step again. This is one possible way to climb the stair case. Give all the possibilities of Issac climbing the stairs. See in the diagram that triple step is not shown. Use your imagination Issac jumps to take three steps at once. p.s; Sorry for the bad drawing ^_^ Q2- Faraday is a mad scientist who has a lot of time on his hands. One day he was looking at his simple calculator (see diagram below). He thought to himself, “How many ways can I do addition if at least 4 digit numbers are used”. You have to think of the possibilities! For example one way is 1+1 , second way is 1+2 third way is 1+3 fourth way can be 9999+9999 (this is the maximum values you can use). (Optional Question Only solve if you have solved other questions and think you are right about them) Q3- From a group of 15 people only 10 people are selected in an International Gaming event. The group has 8 boys and 7 girls. The gaming event contains 2 different games. First one is Counter strike in which 2 girls are must. The counter strike team consists of 5 players. The Second one is Dota 2 in which 3 boys must be selected. The team consists of 5 players. Give the number of possibilities in how many ways the team of 10 people from 15 people can be selected...
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...Stevens Institute of Technology) and Molski, in their essay entitled The Lost Art of Writing,[12][13] are critical of the terms, predicting reduced chances of employment for students who use such slang, stating that, "Unfortunately for these students, their bosses will not be 'lol' when they read a report that lacks proper punctuation and grammar, has numerous misspellings, various made-up words, and silly acronyms." Fondiller and Nerone[14] in their style manual assert that "professional or business communication should never be careless or poorly constructed" whether one is writing an electronic mail message or an article for publication, and warn against the use of smileys and these abbreviations, stating that they are "no more than e-mail slang and have no place in business communication". Yunker and Barry[15] in a study of online courses and how they can be improved through podcasting have found that these slang terms, and emoticons as well, are "often misunderstood" by students and are "difficult to decipher" unless their meanings are explained in advance. They single out the example of "ROFL" as not obviously being the abbreviation of "rolling on the floor laughing" (emphasis added). Haig[1] singles out LOL as one of the three most popular initialisms in Internet slang, alongside BFN ("bye for now") and IMHO ("in my honest/humble opinion"). He describes the various initialisms of Internet slang as convenient, but warns that "as ever more obscure acronyms emerge they can also...
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...Reaction Paper Extraordinary Measures A Portland couple have two younger children that are afflicted with Pompe’s disease, a rare neuromuscular ailment that is usually fatal within the first eight years of life. Megan is the partner’s 8-year-old middle child and Patrick is the 6-year-old youngest, so time is running out of them. The husband, an advertising executive, leaves his job and contacts Dr. Robert Stonehill, a cranky, renegade scientist in Nebraska who has done an unprecedented research for enzyme treatment and is one of the leading researcher in the field of Pompe’s who’s idiosyncratic for thinking to the beat of rock music blasting from a boom box. The two men meet and clash after driving to the University of Nebraska where Stonehill is employed. He has little money to fund his laboratory, and a thorny personality that drives away colleagues and funders. John and his wife Aileen raise money to help Stonehill's research and the required clinical trials. John takes on the task full time, working with venture capitalists and then rival teams of researchers. They lock horns with each other, venture capitalists, and finally a large genomic research corporation, Zymagen. Stonehill's angry outburst hinder the company's faith in him, and the profit motive may upend John's hopes. The researchers race against time for the children who have the disease. The film is maudlin to say the least but earnestly true. The very first thing I’ve learned in the movie is that you...
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...Twitter. Social media’s been responsible for a lot of new words, for example tweeps, twitterverse and retweet. The word “friend” has become a verb, as in “she friended me on Facebook”. The term “check-in” no longer applies just to hotels and airports; these days it’s just as commonly used when someone reports where they are via a social network. Technology has also changed the way we write. Mobile phones have been responsible for a lot of the change, as users have moved towards texting as an everyday form of communication. For a start, WRITING IN UPPER CASE MEANS YOU’RE SHOUTING, while lower case writing is now the accepted form. Meanwhile, text language is full of abbreviations, missing vowels and acronyms. For example, the abbreviations LOL, OMG and gr8 are all widely used today but hadn’t been invented a few years ago. One of the drivers in this is that screen sizes and character limits are low, meaning that users need to abbreviate to fit their messages in. My Knowledge: ‘Emojis’ which are small digital images and ‘emoticons’ which are representation of a facial expression such as a smile or frown, formed by various combinations of keyboard characters are also now used because of technology. Their main purpose is to show how someone is feeling and their emotions rather than a person typing out how they are actually feeling. Technology has also enabled new words to be created such as ‘selfie’ ‘twerk’ ect. Without technology, there would be no way in which everyone would...
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...female. Like who does that, like im not in my damn car in traffic thinking damn maybe i can get some booty on the freeway we stopped anyway. Pull up to the window like Burger king asking your vehicle or mine.What the fuck hell nah. But at this point i'm like you whatever you cant be serious with this. He's like "im as serious as beating some one elses bad ass kids in the movies" . So yea um i was like well then i have to see this for my self. He goes on to tell me he get some girls numbers others flip him off all times of things. He get flashed and all this other shit that is like beyond belief on a damn freeway. Ok so now i got to see this for my self i want to get flash too, (dont judge me *sniffle sniffle* i want to see something tooooo lol). Now its the day of and im thinking to my damn self what do i wear do i just put on a shirt and hat cause that all the going to see. Looking on good and sexy on top and then looking like who done it and when on the bottom. So i figure it out and all right i just put on something casual. Ok getting on the freeway and this dude look like a he is ass itches, dancing to crunk music and like he playing hide and seek by his damn self. You ever laugh so hard you sweat...
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...Due Date: April 22, 2013 Don’t Judge A Book By It’s Cover I was the one to walk in first to do this project, to see the people’s faces turning my direction in an unpleasant way. The store that I walked into was called “Dress Town” at the Eagle Rock Mall on Sunday, March 10, 2013 in the afternoon. As walking into the mall and into the store, we three girls had to put ourselves into a mind of a sociologist; and how they would “judge the book by its cover.” But realistically the shocking part is that they don’t, instead they use their sociological imagination to broaden their thinking mentality, to find other ways to live. Who ever said that there only is one certain way to live and that is the correct way? I realized that as Meghedi, Ani and I were walking the normal or decent looking shoppers were keeping a good amount of distance, more than usual. Also, the shoppers that had children with them, they were pulling their children towards them in a noticeable way while staring at us. As I walked into the store, being extremely nervous because I was the first one to do this project; completely nervous, not knowing what was to come before me, there were four sales associates. One of the associates stood by the door and greeted each customer as they walked in. When I walked in that girl greeted me but not the same way that she greeted the other customers. Her greeting them was a lot sincerer compared to the way she greeted me. Everyone seemed to be staring at me but when...
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...related text of your own choosing represent history and memory in unique and evocative ways. The interplay of history and memory combine to provide greater insight into events. Through the manipulation of textual forms and features, Mark Bakerʼs hybrid text “The Fiftieth Gate” expands and humanizes oneʼs understanding of the Holocaust in unique and evocative ways. A unique feature of the text is clever fusion between personal accounts and documented history using mediums such as, interviews, official documents, poetry and song. This enhances the stories of the authorʼs parents, Yossl and Genia, whilst evocatively capturing the atrocities of the Holocaust. The relationship between history and memory is further explored in Kevin Ruddʼs “Sorry apology to Stolen Generations”. Bakerʼs “The Fiftieth Gate” suggests that memory humanises historical events, juxtaposed by the emotionless discourse of history in unique and evocative ways. Baker provides insight into the historical events associated with the Holocaust,emphasising number of deaths that occurred during the genocide. In Gate 26, Baker explores the deaths Geniaʼs parents witnessed in the lines, “Among 1380 people, one family survived by chance. They were Leo Krochmal and his wife Rosa who witnessed the shooting,” The impersonal tone and simple language in the lines underscores the straightforward and detached nature of history. In contrast, the recount of Genia hiding from Germans in Gate 6 is markedly more confrontative...
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...trying to get my word count up. Drinking starbucks and water im unreal. I have an iphone so I guess that’s kinda cool. Sorry just writing down the first thing that pops into my head. Got places to go and stuff to do so whoever is reading this if anyone ever does….lol. that’s really funny. Hey how is it going right now with all of you? Im just doing this so I can get 250 words so I can submit an essay. pretty dumb but I mean whatever. What are you going to do. Im pretty unreal and think this is a waste of time. Yolo but whatever. Just typing and typing trying to get my word count up. Drinking starbucks and water im unreal. I have an iphone so I guess that’s kinda cool. Sorry just writing down the first thing that pops into my head. Got places to go and stuff to do so whoever is reading this if anyone ever does….lol. that’s really funny. Hey how is it going right now with all of you? Im just doing this so I can get 250 words so I can submit an essay. pretty dumb but I mean whatever. What are you going to do. Im pretty unreal and think this is a waste of time. Yolo but whatever. Just typing and typing trying to get my word count up. Drinking starbucks and water im unreal. I have an iphone so I guess that’s kinda cool. Sorry just writing down the first thing that pops into my head. Got places to go and stuff to do so whoever is reading this if anyone ever does….lol. that’s really...
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...the other sports. E-sports also differ from normal game online with regard to the organization. It was held as a real competition sport and the prize for the champion can reach to millions dollars. One well-known e-sports game I played is LOL- League of Legends. In this game, ten people were divided equally into two teams. All you need to do is cooperate with your allies, find a properly strategy, kill the enemies and finally, destroyed the tower’s rivals to achieve the victory. Nevertheless, the most important thing which I like about LOL is that it brings me many kinds of feelings such as disappointment, happiness, excitement… notably the surprise. Then one day, all of these feelings happened to me in the way I had never expected. There was a normal Sunday when I had to meet my friend at a gaming center at 8:00 o’clock. Unfortunately, I was still at home because in the previous night, there was a fantastic movie on TV and I went to bed late and forgot to set the alarm. I got dressed as quick as I could and rushed to the rendezvous. When I got there the time was 10:00. “Oh god, I am late for 2 hours, what the…” I though. My friend-Minh was sitting in the corner. I slowly came to him, sat down, turned on the computer and said: “I am really sorry dude”. He glanced at me and knitted his brows. I could see the depression on his face but he...
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...*I may be sorry for a lot of things that i've done in my life, but I'll never be sorry for the time I spent on you. ~Grawers Girl How lucky I am to have known someone who was so hard to say goodbye to. Maybe some people just arent meant to be in our lives forever. Maybe some people are just passing through. Its like some people just come through our lives to bring us something: a gift, a blessing, a lesson we need to learn, and thats why theyre here... youll have that gift forever. - The Gift Sometimes the hardest things to say are the things that really matter Ive said what I needed to say, Ive done what I needed to do, now whatever happens to us, I guess Ill leave it up to you. I cant honestly say that I loved youat least not in that way. But I can tell you I know I could have, if you had given me the time to. I didnt say I love you to hear it back, I just wanted to tell you. I was lost. There was nobody for me to talk about everything that was troubling me. So I sat alone, with everything inside, and cried myself to sleep. never knew until that moment, what it was like to lose something I never really had. ~The Wonder Years Sometimes you just have to hold your head up high, blink away the tears and say good-bye" it's absurd, who you love and why, and how you can't turn it off when you desperately want to i wish that i was as invisible as you make me feel I've never understood the reasoning for someone to "move on" from a relationship. It's not like you...
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...Understanding professional communication ensures that students are successful in the online learning environment and in their professional lives. For each of the following four scenarios, respond with an example of both a poor response and an effective response. An example is provided to get you started. There is no minimum word count for this assignment. The goal is to demonstrate your understanding of professional communication. Example Scenario: You cannot locate the Instructor Policies document for your course. You post a message in the Class Messages area. Poor Response: I can’t find the Instructor Policies. LOL! Effective Response: Hello, instructor. I looked throughout the course, but cannot find the Instructor Policies. Can you help, please? Scenario One: You review your points and see that you have received 0 points on your first assignment. You send your instructor a message through a Private Message, to understand why you did not earn any points. Poor Response: I turned my assignment in and got a 0. What up with that. Effective Response: I have noticed that I received a 0 on the past assignment. Can you explain to me what I did wrong so this doesn’t happen again. Thank you. Scenario Two: The payroll administrator at your work has sent you an e-mail asking why you worked overtime hours and who approved them. She also reminds you that overtime must be approved prior to working the hours. What is your reply to her? Poor Response: It’s...
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...Hello! I only did this to have an account here in this website because I really need information for my projects for school. I’m really sorry if this annoys all of you because I didn’t really post anything important and all. I hope you understand. I really need this. Well, I don’t know what to say anymore. By the way I’m a 3rd year student from the Philippines. I’m also sorry for the picture ‘google’ cause I thought I have to post a picture for me to have an account here. I need more words because it said that I have to have at least 250 words. So I have 100 plus words right now. UsfgdhvlwehalufhlWHV HFRHG IIHFH EHFHF UHFHFHF FHFHEIEID UEHFJWJFNF WHFIHEHIEHHFH HFHF F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F FF F F F F F F F F F FF D D G H D CG H DE HJU T E D F HJ YT E QQ DE 4 56Y GF S F GY YMF I H H M O I BN N DD FGBJBDD R G D F H H F D D F H H F DKV G G FEE R G T T H QQQ Q Q Q Q Q W W W W E R R R A S D F G K J H L .; JH G KD F F LOL S O R R R Y Y Y Y...
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