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I have been waiting. I've been waiting all day. Waiting for Gus to send one of his men to kill me. And it's you. Who do you know, who's okay with using children, Jesse? Who do you know... who's allowed children to be murdered... hmm? Gus! He has, he has been ten steps ahead of me at every turn. And now, the one thing that he needed to finally get rid of me is your consent and boy he's got that now. He's got it. And not only does he have that, but he manipulated you into pulling the trigger for him.

Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.

Lebowski ipsum every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate. Dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Dieter doesn't care about anything. He's a nihilist. Praesent ac magna justo pellentesque ac lectus quis. WALTER, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE! HE'S CRIPPLED! PUT HIM DOWN! Elit blandit fringilla a ut turpis praesent felis. WE HAVE BUNNY. GATHER ONE MILLION DOLLARS IN UNMARKED NON-CONSECUTIVE TWENTIES. AWAIT INSTRUCTIONS. NO FUNNY STUFF. Ligula, malesuada suscipit malesuada non, ultrices non urna.

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