Finally! I’m actually being put to a good use now! Man it’s been a long time since John and I have been in a good fight! Who’s the loser that’s gonna get beaten this time. Spartan Locke! Seriously? I thought that he was a smarter spartan than that. Doesn’t he know that Master Chief is the best fighter in the universe. And his armour, the armour that Chief wears is the first and best set of spartan armour ever made. Nothing can break it! Ouch! Did he seriously think he can get away with hitting me? Oh no, my lens is cracked. John will still be able to see perfectly, but this is his helmet. Nobody can touch it except him. This guy just made the biggest mistake he could possibly make. The Chief is mad now. Really mad. Well, it’s been nice knowing you Spartan Locke, but the Chief is angry and you are going to regret this decision. Oh, and if you miraculously survive this fight, tell Captain Lasky that Cortana is our business now. Tell him that if he wants to know what Cortana is up to, the only person that will know other than Cortana herself, is the Master …show more content…
Where are we now? It seems that we are on a new planet named Genesis. Man this plant is beauti-OUCH! Who shot me? Oh, there’s the idiotic covenant sniper who shot me. And now he’s falling to the ground from his perch with a red dot on his head. Dang! This place is crawling with covenant! We’re going to have a lot of fun here. Or John could just end it now. Great, yeah I was right. He didn’t want to waste ammunition, so he just threw a grenade. Now they’re all dead. Oh well. Let’s keep moving blue team. We have no idea what dangers this unknown planet could hold. Oh look, there's a pack of grunts! And there’s a turret right there. Let’s have some fun! Nice jump Chief. Man this turrent is so fun. So many grunts are dying so quickly! DIE COVENANT! Well, that was the end of that. Oh wait, there's one more. No need to shoot him, just punch him. And then there were