The Depressed Flag Morning, y'all. Oh, you’re wondering who said that? Look up and there’s your answer. Above you, I’m the American flag defying gravity. You can see me flying over all the Federal buildings. You can identify me by my red and white stripes, my white stars on a blue background found on the top left corner. I’m really popular around the world, especially in America. Probably because it’s my country. Also, I’m here in Disneyland but I wish I wasn’t because I want to ride the rollercoasters. The only excitement I get is every once in a while the wind blows by, but at least it can move. I can not. Thus, I’m stuck here for all eternity. I just wish someone would take me down and allow me to have a little fun. I get lonely up here.