Old Mac Donald Managing Bed wetter 3/28/2013

7 years worth of undercover operations by the FBI, CIA, DEA, The Plum Ass County Sheriff’s Dept. and the Mormon Secret Police have culminated with 4 people being arrested on drugrelated charges last week here in Quincy, CA. “We have been working on this for a long ass time. ,” Gumshoe said. “I guess you could say the stars sort of came into alignment for us.” Detective Gumshoe said investigations pertaining to illegal drug use, use of a suspicious unknown device, illegal gold smelting, and a huge pile of used condoms and a gallon jar of Astroglide were used and found in the home of reported kingpin and mob boss Jeffrey de Young and de Restless . He said more arrests could happen at any time. “I’m very proud with the work of our investigations unit, the snitches, the rats, and the deep undercover cops who gathered Intel at the Plumas club. Detective Pinhead said. 4 residents were arrested after deputies served a phoney search warrant at the drug way station of reported kingpin de Young and de Restless - 250 S. Mill Creek Road. Officers found a gargantuan stash of sellable, high grade, methamphetamine, cocaine, pills, PCP, Hash oil, Vitamin E, Ecstasy, Viagra, and LSD, worth a reported 25 million street value!!!!! They also found scales, piles of cash, gold, silver, diamonds, jewellery, and a mountain of worn out porn videos.

Jerry Saint Nicholas, 43, was arrested for possession of a ginormous amount of controlled substances for sale, for being tweaked out of his gourd, having an unwashed cock enlargement device, gay porn videos, and a disgusting bootlegged illegal video of Jerry Falwell and himself having sex in a porta-potty. May I.C. Beaver, 28, was verbally reprimanded for being under the influence. She was told to go home, clean the stains off of her pretty blue dress, and try to choose better friends. de Young