Some of my favorite haikus:

Space is limited:

Space is limited in a haiku, so its hard to finish what you

A love/hate song:

I see you driving
Round town with the girl I love
And im like, haiku

Ancient philosophy:

Hippopotamus
Anti-hippopotamus
Annihilation

Simple Yet effective:

Five Sylabes here,
Seven more Sylabes there are you happy now?

The art of confusion:

Haikus are easy,
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

One of musical genius:

Truths are absolute
Never learned to play guitar
Not true, WHAMMY BAR!

A haiku about waking up early:

No, no, no, no, no,
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
No, no, no, no, no.

Psychology:

Maybe my cats name
Is schrodinger. Or is it?
We will never know.

My bunny:

My bunny is fat
He loves to eat carrots
No wonder hes fat

Mario Kart:

Are you kidding me?
Who the hell threw the red shell
I will mess you up

Mario Kart 2:

!@#$ing serious?
And now you throw the blue shell?
Went from first to last

Mario Kart 3:

Revenge will be mine
Star power mother F!@#er
Suck it Princess Peach

Godzilla:

Structure so lovely
Im compelled to destroy you
Run! Its Godzilla!

Having ADHD:

My cat is on fire
Oh my god look at the duck
I want pie, mmmm pie

Thoughts of a cat:

You never feed me
Perhaps if I sleep on your face
That will teach you

Maiden in distress:

Help me! I am trapped
In a haiku factory
Save me before they