“Okay, okay, Mr. Deer make your case.” the honorable Judge Toad said. “Why yes sir, your honor.” the deer said and then walked over to the small woodland creatures that were making up the jury. “Fellow woodland creatures, I would like to submit to you a plethora of overwhelming evidence along with several testimonies of surviving victims, that will unequivocally prove to you that not only the defended Timothy Barren is not only evil but guilty of crimes against Mother Nature.” “He good.” said the weasel to Timothy. “Never lost a case” Timothy shrugged and wiped away tears from his face. “If it pleases the court, I would like to submit to you exhibit A, a snare young Timothy Barren here used to capture a poor unsuspecting skunk, and do you know what Timothy did to that skunk …show more content…
“It was Timothy Barren.” and then he pointed a broken arm at Timothy. A hush fell over the animals of the jury. “Well, can't argue with that!” the weasel said. “No more questions your honor.” “WHAT?” Timothy said completely shocked to the layer weasel as he sat down on the log next to him. “You're supposed to be helping me!” “Yeah, well, I'm not very good at my job.” the layer weasel said. “You know on account that I'm a weasel and all.” Over the course of the next hour the deer brought in several of Timothy's victims and laid out before the jury several clubs, traps, snares, spears, a magnifying glass Timothy used to burn insects, a brick he used to smash skulls in with, a bucket Timothy used to drown animals in, a container of poison, and of course Timothy's personal favorite, a can of gasoline. And, with that, the squirrel Timothy had lit on fire just the day before came hobbling up from the dark-depths of the woods. He was still smoking and reeked of singed fur and burnt flesh. “Mr. Squirrel,” said the deer looking at Timothy. “Would you do the court the honor of telling us just what Timothy Barren did to