...1 Akpos: I want us to be in a relationship. Jumoke: Its okay but under one condition Akpos: Which one? Jumoke: No s*x coz am preserving it for my future hubby. Akpos: Thats okay, I also have my condition jumoke: Which one? Akpos: No using of my money coz am preserving it for my future wife... 2 Which of the following is Nigeria's greatest disappointment? (A) Super Eagles (B) PHCN(NEPA) (C) MTN (D) Nigeria Police Force (E) Our Leaders 3. Okon : I saw a strap of yOur bra Teacher : Okon qet out! No class fOr yOu fOr a week (Another Boy Lauqhs) Teacher : Why did yOu Laugh? Boy : I saw both straps of yOur bra. Teacher : Get out! No class fOr yOu fOr 1 mOnth. (Teacher bends down to pick chalk's Akpos started walking out) Teacher : Akpos, why are yOu gOing out? Akpos : With what I just saw now, I think my schOOl days are Over! 3 What shall it profit a man if he slaps Usain Bolt and runs away?? 4. Akpors got a message from his girl friend on his birthday ''Message Reads ''HBD Boo....LLNP, LYSM TTYL'' Akpors provoked and called her phone ''Kate what is the meaning of HBD LLNP and Those rubbish.... Kate replied Haaa Akpors don't tell me you are this dumb.....and local Oh My Gooosh,you don't...
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...Kelly 1 Kwanesha Kelly Emily Bailey HUM 2211-CRN 20606 7/7/14 Influences of Mesopotamia The land between the two rivers known as, “Mesopotamia" contained many civilizations that were successful and on the other hand, not so well. Around 3500 B.C.E the first of Mesopotamia's civilization, "Sumer" rose and had quite many contributions and advancements that would affect the modern world today. Mesopotamia had many first creations that we now use today such as wheeled vehicles, plows, potter's wheel, the mathematic system, and an advanced writing system. Another aspect of influence were the rulers of Mesopotamia and its governing system. Also how the social order was set up which contributed of how the modern day government handles situation. The last influence that I believe to be heavily pressured is Mesopotamia's religion, which is the oldest religion recorded. All in all, many of these contributions of Mesopotamia made the world of what it is today. Mesopotamia had a variety of inventions that were created such as, "wheeled vehicles". The earliest form of wheels were placed underneath heavy objects to get to places in a quicker way. This was the beginning of vehicles which we use today and are much more advanced. Clay, being the most abundant material during this time set off many creations of sculpture. Kelly 2 Sumer being the first culture to use art, were also capable of using pottery wheels. This is beneficial by being able to have the skills to create cups...
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...narratives, reflective essays * HOW TO WRITE: * Find a conversation and Listen in: Explore ur experience -> Ask questions abt promising subjects -> Conduct an observation * Reflect on Your Subject: Examine ur subject ( explore processes, consider implications, examine similarities and differences, trace causes and effects, consider value, identify challenges and difficulties, reflect on ur experience ) -> Collect detail ( compare ur subject with something else, discuss ur ideas) -> Find significance * Prepare a draft: Convey your main idea (P137)-> Tell a story ( Setting, character, plot, conflict, climax, resolution, point of view) -> Go into detail -> Choose your point of view (third-person pronouns or first-person pronouns) -> Consider genre and design (readable font, double –spacing, using illustrations) -> Frame your reflections (Organization, Introduction and Conclusion) * Review and Improve ur draft: Ensure that ur main idea is clear -> Examine the presentation of ur observations -> Review dialogue -> Show, don’t tell. CHAPTER 6 – Writing to inform * Writer is REPORTER. * Kinds of documents: Brochures, Websites, Articles, Profiles, Informative essays. * HOW TO WRITE: * Find a conversation and Listen in: Explore ur interests (Personal interests and hobbies, Academics, Work, Reading) -> Use ur library -> Ask questions abt promising subjects (Importance, Process, History, Limitations, Benefits...
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...IL Divo Live in Barcelona Charliena Diego Professor Nancy Barlar HUM 11- World Cultures 1 Dec 18, 2012 IL Divo Live in Barcelona I was not able to attend this concert in person, but I did watch it on youtube.com on December 18, 2012 at 12:46 pm on a Tuesday afternoon. I sat and watched it by myself in my family room, because my children and husband do not care for this kind of music as I do. The concert was with IL Divo, they are four men named David Miller, Sebastien Izambard, Carlos Marin, and Urs Buhler, and they are dressed in black suits when they come out on stage. The concert was live in Barcelona on April 3, 2009 and the performance was at the Palau Sant Jordi. IL Divo is surrounded by an operatic quartet that plays the music beautifully. My initial reaction about this concert/place is what a magnificent place the Palau Sant Jordi is, it was built in the year 1990 in Barcelona, Spain. I truly wish that I could go and see these four beautiful men sing their hearts out, I would be in awe over how big and beautiful these guy’s voices truly are and I bet in person it would be an amazing gift to hear. The song that IL Divo sang is one of my all time favorite songs from Simon & Garfunkel is/was Bridge over trouble waters. Un- break my Heart originally sung by Toni Braxton who sang it in 1993 and she sounded great when she sang it, but when IL Divo sang this song they blew my mind away with the way their voices are so rich and deep it’s like floating in chocolate...
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...USR Corporation 2. Name of organization (you can use a pseudonym) URS Corporation 3. Background/overview of organization * Size of company URS Corp has nearly 100,000 employees blend technical expertise with local knowledge to deliver innovations that have a positive physical, social, and environmental impact on our world. URS Corp operates throughout more than 150 countries around the world. URS Corp also holds the largest federal and state contract for VDOT (Virginia Department of Transportation). * Type of industry URS Corp is the leading industry provider of management and technical support services to U.S. government agencies the Departments of Defense and Homeland Security in particular positioned URS among the ranks of the leading U.S. federal services contractors. * Product or service URS Corp is North America’s leading providers of production, construction and maintenance services to the oil and gas industry (URS Corp & AECOM, 2015). URS Corp provides a service of multidisciplinary professional services firm providing skilled management and technical personals for federal contract positions. * Brief synopsis of quality management processes: An URS Corp quality management process begins with employees who have showed the skills of technical expertise in all fields and they must have an intimate knowledge of how that equipment has been designed to be put together. URS Corp believes that without their employees having an adequate background...
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...Introduction In this essay, I am going to explain one definition of theology together with a definition from a few great theologians. Everyone has their own thoughts on what theology means. We all do theology; we don’t learn it or find it in a book or on television or at Church on a Sunday. Theology is something we all can do. What is Theology? Some people would define theology as the study of God but they are wrong. God is a spiritual being who knows all about us, what we are doing and what we are thinking. In my opinion, it is very difficult to study something that you can’t see. The wind blows but you can’t see it but you can see the trees swaying and the sea crashing against the rocks. This is the action of the wind even though it is invisible. God is like this. Even though God cannot be seen, God is portrayed in the beauty of God’s creation. Theology means to talk about God. It comes from the Greek Theos meaning God and Logos meaning word or talk. It doesn’t just mean theologians talking about God or ministers and priests talking about God or God talking about God; it means that every individual can talk about God. Indirectly, everyone has their own experience of God. Everyone has an understanding about theology and their different experiences of God and may have something to offer within their communities. Doing one’s own theology is far better than learning it. Many questions are asked when talking about...
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...reflect on teamwork throughout Jenny’s case. Potential psychosocial Issues Chronic diseases can potentially hinder the development of a child in many psychosocial ways (Sadruddin & Hameed-Ur-Rehman 2013, p. 114). Jenny is nine years old so she is in the industry vs inferiority developmental stage (Barkway, 2013, p.39). This is the age where children are considered to execute tasks that include cognitive, logical, social and other skills (Barkway, 2013, p.39). Failure to complete tasks creates a sense of inferiority (Barkway, 2013, p.39). This could result in the child accepting their fate and not attempting to complete tasks and activities as they believe they cannot achieve goals (Barkway, 2013, p.40). Studies suggest that children with cancer have poor self-esteem (Sadruddin & Hameed-Ur-Rehman 2013, p. 114). Many children who have cancer are bald or look different to their perception of ‘normal’ and consider themselves different and alone (Sadruddin & Hameed-Ur-Rehman 2013, p. 114). Jenny fits in this category as she has gone bald from treatment (School of Nursing and Midwifery 2014). Social isolation can be linked with mental health issues such as anxiety and depression as children suffering from cancer believe they can’t fit in socially and are at risk of being teased (Sadruddin & Hameed-Ur-Rehman 2013, p. 115). Jenny has spent a lot of time in hospital for treatments and tests and is simply too unwell to be going to school and normal social activities children her age engages...
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..."Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter: Fear God, and keep his commandments: for this is the whole duty of man. For God shall bring every work into judgment, with every secret thing, whether it be good, or whether it be evil." Eccl 12:13-14 (KJV) FEW WAYS TO LOVE YOUR HUSBAND 1. Discover his favorite pet name and call him by that. 2. Allow him exercise his authority as the head of the family. 3. DO not challenge him when he is hurt. 4. Be silent when he is angry. You can go back to him in his sober moment with apology n explain why you behave that way that annoyed him. 5. Be quick to say " I am sorry dear". When ever you offend him pettingly, insist on his forgiveness, appreciate and kiss him when he does. 6. Speak good of him before his Friends and siblings. 7. Honor his mother 8. Insist that he buys gift for his parents and so be sure that he will do same for your parents 9. Surprise him with his favorite dish especially when he has no enough money at hand and never delay his food. 10. Do not allow the maid to serve him food when you are at home. Because u may lose him to them. 11. Give him a warm reception with an embrace when he returns, collect his luggage and help undress him. 12. Smile when you look at him and give him occasional pecks when you are out socially. 13. Praise him before your children sometimes. 14. Wash his back while he is in the tub or shower. 15. Put love note in his lunch box or briefcase. 16. Phone and tell him that you...
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...Sign In India Shop Support Com m unity Dr ive r s & Dow nloads Car t Key w or d or E- V alue Code Sear c h Pr oduct Suppor t Suppor t by Topic Or de r Suppor t War r ant y Inf or m at ion V ie w All Suppor t Home Page My Account My Order Status Feedback Dell Carry-In Service centers support Dell laptops. Looking for Dell Mobile Repair Centers? Click HERE to get addresses. City ADDRESS OFFICE PHONE W EEKLY HOLIDAY STORE TIMINGS Ahm edabad Ground Floor, No-6 Galaxy Bazaar,Opp SNL Financial, Sunris e Park Road, Vas trapur, Ahm edabad 380054 (Near Him alaya Mall) 07940371313 Sunday 9:30AM 6:30PM Bangalore Divyas hree Greens , Phas e-28, Survey # 12/1, 12/2A , Challaghatta Village, Varthur Hobli, Koram angala, Bangalore-560071 08039292500 Sunday 9:30AM 6:30PM Bangalore 2 - My s ugar Building, Ground Floor, Opp Ravindra Kalaks hetra ,J.C Road,Bangalore 08041143778 Sunday 9:30AM 6:30PM C h a n d i g a rh Sco No. 477-478 (1St Floor), Sector 35-C , Chandigarh 01726570856 / 4611856 Sunday 9:30AM 6:30PM Chennai No. 1 Saizburg Square, 107 Harrington Road, Chetpet Chennai -600031 04442855091 Sunday 9:30AM 6:30PM Cochin No. 675/1 & 2 Mus cat Tower Ground Floor, Corporation Approval No 28/3318A1.S.A Road , Kadavantara Kochi- 682020 04844066981 Sunday 9:30AM 6:30PM Delhi Ground Floor, Ii-C-17, Lajpat Nagar - 2, Near Bikanerwala,...
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...Hood Boy 3 September + October + November 2006 Jai Pain, was the first thing I felt. Then my throat. It hurt like hell and I felt like I was suffocating. Something was stuck in my throat and it hurt. I tried to scream but couldn?t. Around I heard loads of noise then. ?Call the doctor, she?s awake? then more commotion. I tried to move and my body wouldn?t let me. My stomach felt strange aswell. What was going on? I was talking to Marcus then he went away. I wanted him back. I needed him back. I don?t know how long later, but I was sitting up, with the help of loads of pillows, the tube gone from my throat and my throat still hurting. The doctors looked at me with some next looks. I wondered why they were looking at me like that. ?Can I see?? I tried to say but the words wouldn?t come out. ?You?ll find it hard to talk for a bit, take this? the nurse said and handed me a note book and pen. I scribbled furiously asking for water and Cubbz. The nurse took the sheet nodded and left. I don?t know how long but doctors and nurses kept going in and out, promising to make me see him as soon as they?d finished all their tests to check my brain and what not. What I really wanted to know was why my belly felt weird. Like something was growing in it. It felt so awkward. I knew I wasn?t pregnant because I couldn?t be? so what the hell? Maybe they?d put metal in my belly. The more I thought about it the more things made sense. Maybe I damaged some organs and they had to be replaced...
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...Task 2 unit 10 – Go on moodle. D- justify responses. Talk about wy would respond rtat way, ( disclosure, you feel like u have enough distant between them right exactly down as the child told you, write down wy you are doing it word for word, wy would u write it down after they say sometign straigt away so then u don’t forget anything. If u aint followed the procedures in court te whole case could fall down as it could be miss leading. It could be where u think or suspect they are being mistreated Wat are the legal obligations - passing info on, making sure relevant agency are informed in what happened and in education if ur working that’s how far it needs to go you don’t need to dig deeper just pass it on , you wont ask question also be aware of tyour role What are te moral obligations to the child and their families – morally support them maje them feel u got someone to confide in, Wat could if you don’t follow procedures – case thrown out of court - Make sure u comfort them morally when justifying responses. If we don’t reassure they may not want to open up be more reluctant to talk How an fostering, rspite care , berevemnet councilling right about wat it does how it helps support both the person and the family Part 1 I am going to explain the factors that may lead to suspicion of child maltreatment or abuse, as well as explaining what the appropriate responses is when child maltreatment and abuse is suspected. I will explain the strategies...
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...Hyperion, 77 West 66th Street, 11th floor, New York, New York 10023, or call 212-456-0133. ISBN: 1-4013-8302-5 First eBook Edition: February 2005 For Mimmie, the dearest of them all . . . LOVE, ROSIE R part 1 8 chapter 1 k To Alex You are invited to my 7th birthday party on Tuesday the 8th of April in my house. We are having a magician and you can come to my house at 2 o’clock. It is over at 5 o’clock. I hope you will come, From your best friend Rosie To Rosie Yes I will come to your brithday party on Wensday. Form Alex To Alex My birthday party is on Tuesday not Wednesday. You can’t bring sandy to the party because mum says so. She is a smelly dog. From Rosie To Rosie I do not care wot your stupid mum says sandy wants to come. Form Alex 4 Cecelia Ahern To Alex My mum is not stupid you are. You are not aloud to bring the dog. She will brust the baloons. From Rosie To Rosie Then I am not going. Form Alex To Alex Fine. From Rosie Dear Ms. Stewart I just called by to have a word with you about my daughter Rosie’s birthday on the 8th of April. Sorry you weren’t in when I called, I’ll call around again later this afternoon and hopefully we can talk then. I think there seems to be some sort of little problem with Alex and Rosie lately, I don’t quite think they’re on talking terms. Hopefully you...
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...Life Factors (PIES) Life Factors (PIES) Cystic fibrosis Physical Effects A hereditary disorder affecting the exocrine glands. It causes the production of abnormally thick mucus, leading to the blockage of the intestines, and bronchi and often resulting in respiratory infection. Cystic fibrosis affects the pancreas because a buildup of thick, sticky mucus blocks the ducts reducing the amount of insulin produced and stopping digestive enzymes from reaching the intestines for digestion. This can cause malnutrition, leading to poor growth, physical weakness and delayed puberty. Symptoms usually start in early childhood and include: •persistent cough •recurring chest and lung infections •poor weight gain. An early sign is that an affected child’s sweat is unusually salty, which can be noticeable when you kiss your child. One in every ten babies born with cystic fibrosis develops a bowel obstruction called meconium ileus at birth or within the first few days of life. In these cases the meconium is so thick that it blocks the bowel instead of passing through. Babies with meconium ileus often need an urgent operation to relieve and bypass the blockage. Individuals with cystic fibrosis are prone to developing bone disease (thin, brittle bones) due to a lack of nutrition (which is lost through stools because of the damaged pancreas), and other complaints related to the disease. Adults with cystic fibrosis also have an increased risk of bone disease, which is a side effect...
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...Contents Title Page Copyright Acknowledgments Chapter One Chapter Two Chapter Three Chapter Four Chapter Five Chapter Six Chapter Seven Chapter Eight Chapter Nine Chapter Ten Chapter Eleven Chapter Twelve Chapter Thirteen Chapter Fourteen Chapter Fifteen Chapter Sixteen Chapter Seventeen Chapter Eighteen Chapter Nineteen Chapter Twenty Chapter Twenty-one Chapter Twenty-two Chapter Twenty-three Chapter Twenty-four Chapter Twenty-five Chapter Twenty-six Chapter Twenty-seven Chapter Twenty-eight Chapter Twenty-nine Chapter Thirty Chapter Thirty-one Chapter Thirty-two Chapter Thirty-three Chapter Thirty-four Chapter Thirty-five Chapter Thirty-six Chapter Thirty-seven Rocked #2 Rocked Under By Cora Hawkes Copyright © 2013 Cora Hawkes All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced in any form without written permission from the author, except that brief quotations embodied in critical articles and reviews are permitted. This is a work of fiction. The names, characters, places and incidents are products of the author's imagination or have been used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events, or locales is entirely coincidental. Cover photo © Konstantynov at http://www.shutterstock.com/gallery-116797p1.html Acknowledgments To my fiancé, thank you for putting up with the many nights I totally ignored you while I wrote this and for all your support, you're my rock, I love you! For...
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