...esWith enough time, we all find what we're looking for. Even if it was there all along. More people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy denying them. You don't realize how many things remind you of a person, until they become someone you no longer wish to remember. This is how it goes. I will respect those who respect me, and forget those who forget me. Simple as that. The sooner you know who you are and what you want, the less you’ll let things upset you. Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say. People who complain the most are usually the ones with the least to complain about. Sometimes, people decide to just be friends, even if the feeling is mutual. Not because love is hard to sustain, but because commitment complicates everything. You can't base your life on other people's expectations. It's funny how the people who know the least about you, have the most to say. When people can walk away from you, let them walk. Your destiny is never tied to anybody that left. There are two reasons why people don't talk about something: Either it doesn't mean anything to them, or it means everything. Someone doesn’t like you? Fuck it. Having a bad day? Fuck it. Didn’t get what you wanted? Fuck it. Fighting with your lover? Fuck it. Feel fat today? Fuck it. Losing control of everything and everyone? Fuck it. What matters now won’t matter soon; the truly important thing is that you are alive, and...
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...soft Stranger: no, it is where Aspen is, ski country You: oh ok, ive been to new york, la, florida and vegas Stranger: you feel good in my hand Stranger: near Vegas You: really? omg im blushing like crazy You: oh ok Stranger: that is ok You: gays are infested in vegas, loved it You: what color is your eyes? Stranger: would like to kiss the blush off you Stranger: brown hair and eyes You: sure, go ahead, ur lips are soft and warm :) You: same :) Stranger: I pull you to me and kiss you Stranger: tongue goes into your mouth You: and? and?!?!? Stranger: give me your tongue You: u pull me closer? You: i did, Stranger: I suck on it and pull you closer You: bite my lip You: it drives me crazy Stranger: no, I do not bite, unless you want me to Stranger: I bite it gently You: oh believe me, i want u to ;) You: i feel something hard against my leg Stranger: what are you wearing Joel Stranger: you did that You: lol nothing but my underwear tbh Stranger: boxers or briefs You: well, i guess i should help u get rid of it You: hugo boss briefs You: black Stranger: I do not need any help Stranger: I put my hand inside them and feel your butt You: u like what u feel? Stranger: begin to massage your butt Stranger: yea You: fuck i want to jump on u, the anticipation is driving me crazy Stranger: pull them down a little more and slide my hand into your crack You: theres something abt how gentle u are that makes me...
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...Love Doll: A fable Love Doll is a fable written by Joe R. Lansdale in 1991. It is a short story about a man, who buys a plastic love doll, because, as he says in the first line of the story, wants to fuck something that he doesn’t have to talk to. He names her Madge. The story follows him and Madge, and how their relationship develops. What at first started as a toy for him, soon becomes a girlfriend who perfectly soothes his needs; she cooks for him, she fuck him and she keeps the house clean. It is common for the fable genre, to give a non-human creature, qualities that are human, such as verbal communication. However, the perfect girlfriend is an illusion, as we follow the personal development of Madge. After a while, Madge stops acting like the perfect girlfriend; she won’t fuck him as often anymore and she doesn’t clean the house or make dinner as well as she used to. She keeps on talking about starting school so she can earn some extra money, even though his salary is enough to feed them both. Madge starts school even though he’s not happy about it, and she goes to these business parties and begin talking about, how a women needs to make her own way through life. She’s gotten herself a strong and confident personality, and she begins to spend more time with a guy from one of the many business parties, he wears a three piece blue suit, and it makes the main character doubt his own worth and manliness. At one point when the man is so hollowed by his current situation...
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...should be highly stylized, with all the actors saying most of their lines to the audience. | | [Lights up on BOB with some drawings.]BOB: Eureka ! I love Capitalism! I’m Bob. And I’ve finally finished the plans for a prototype of my new invention. It will help all human kind! And it will make me rich! It’s a called a Whats-it! I need to start mass producing it immediately. Hmm. What I need is a manufacturer! [A MANUFACTUER wearing a three piece suit and LABORER wearing overalls enter arm in arm.] Hey! You’re a manufacturer! [Approaching.] Can you manufacture this!?MANUFACTUER: [Looking at Whats-it.] What? Hmm. Depends. I don’t know. Do I know you?BOB: No.MANUFACTURER: [Giving back Whats-it.] Fuck off.BOB: Now what do I do?LABORER: [Shaking hands with BOB.] Bob! How ya doin’! Remember me?BOB: No.LABORER: I’m your friend! I work my ass off for this Manufacturer to earn worthless stock options.BOB: Well maybe you can help me. I invented this Whats-it and I need to manufacture it.LABORER: Sure! I can help you! I can get my manufacturer to produce OUR invention buddy. You got a lawyer?BOB: No.LABORER: You don’t? Wait. Are you sure I know you? Who are you? I don’t know you. Fuck off.MANUFACTURER: You heard the man. Fuck off![LAWYER runs in.]LAWYER: Hey! You need a lawyer? You need a lawyer? I’m a lawyer. I’ll help you. I would fuck a goat for your money. You got money?...
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...an aircraft. Sleeping old woman with a book. Too tired to read. Ok… yes, she’s breathing… Lip singing verses. No sound. Time to board, to teleport to the mountains. I shall return… “Judgment” July, 2013 Indianapolis, IN What are they starring at? Do I have, Shit on my face? No-- Just...
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...THE VULGAR CHEF PRESENTS... ® EATCOOKBOOK LIKE S*HIT THE C HAPTER 1 Weclome to the book. S ECTION 1 Introduction ! Whats up mother fuckers? Welcome to the EAT LIKE SHIT COOKBOOK I’ve put together a fuck ton of shitty recipes...some new...some old...even a few healthy choices for you gym nazis and health food hardo’s. This isn't your typical Rachael fuckin’ Ray cookbook, this shit is way more legit. It’s so legit that a lot of the recipes don't even have measurements. Thats because the recipes suck and I want YOU to be your own Vulgar Chef. You call the shots in your kitchen. If I use six handfuls of bacon the fuck sprinkles, I want you to use 10. If I use bread....you use a sprinkled fuck doughnut. Ya dig? ! The instructions might be shot as fuck because I wrote this shit drunk as fuck with my hand in my pants. These recipes are here to inspire. I don't care what skill level of a cook/chef you are. Food shouldn't be boring and thats the fuckin message I’m sending with this bitch of a book. ! 2 ABOUT THE AUTHOR Kyle Marcoux was born and raised on the rugged as fuck streets of Western Massachusetts. As a child, his mother never let him have the laser back drop in his school photos...and that fucking sucked. He spent the majority of his teen years smoking pot out of sockets with his boys. Shortly after graduating High School, his band landed a record deal which led to full time touring of the US. This is where he developed a strong passion for shitty fucking value menu...
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...nice to see you found our place. MARGARET Of course I found it! You can run but you’ll never hide. Jeff and Joey roll eyes. BRICE Ha, that’s my Margaret. Except let’s keep the creepy talk for our rehearsal shall we? Margaret looks confused. BRICE Gentlemen meet Margaret, Margaret, meet Jeff and Joey aka our audience for this evening. Brice grabs the TV remote and turns off the TV. Jeff and Joey are not pleased. JEFF Thank god I popped a xanex. JOEY And popcorn. JEFF Whatever it takes to relieve the pain. BRICE Jeff! Margaret notices Joeys Black eyes. MARGARET Oh my dear! Speaking of pain what happened to your eyes, Joey?? (CONTINUED) CONTINUED: 2. JEFF I ordered sock’em boppers. JOEY I wouldn’t recommend facing Jeff in a match. Unless you don’t mind your eye balls sticking to the back of your skull. MARGARET I love the feel of sticky eye balls. Slight pause. BRICE Okay! Lets get started shall we? MARGARET Absolutely! Reading from scripts Brice and Margaret start acting out their roles. The sound of Brice and Margaret slowly turns muffled as the camera slowly zooms in on Jeff and Joeys painfully uninspired faces. Joey looks around and pretends to have a phone call. JOEY Hello? Oh Susie Cho! Oh my gosh I completely forgot to pick up my suit from your dry cleaners today, I feel so silly. JEFF Joey this is a fake call isn’t it? JOEY Jeff, of course not, this is real. JEFF This, is bullshit. JOEY Yes Susie I...
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...spread his Hollywood money to any and all criminals who then brings him to one of many back room slaughterhouses so he can get off on watching dogs getting slaughtered. What Americans who view these snuff films seems to overlook is the fact that he proudly states "I pose as a representative for a Rich American buyer who wants to make a weekly Dog Meat purchase to bring to America" What I find amazing is the fact that not one reporter actually says "Hey wait "Rich American?" Don't you believe that would adversely effect any American who tries to...
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...have needed you most, oh, you thought it was over/you could just close the/chapter and go about your life like it was nothin’/you ruined mine, but you seem to be doin’ fine, well I’ve never recovered/ but tonight ‘betcha that whatch yer/’bout to go through’s tougher than anything I ever have suffered/can’t think of a, better way to define poetic justice/can I hold grudges? Mind sayin’ “let it go fuck this”/hearts sayin’ “I will once I bury this bitch alive hide the shovel and then drive off in the sunset”/and… Chorus I flee the scene, like it was my last ride/you see right through, oh, you had me pegged the first time/you can see the truth, but it’s easier to justify/what’s bad is good and I hate to be the bad guy/I just hate to be the bad guy/follow me I run, I run, follow me, follow me, I just hate to be the bad guy/Verse 2 And to think I used to think you was the shit, bitch/to think it was you at one time I worshiped? Shit/think you can hurt people and just keep getting’ away with it?/ Not this time you, better go and get the sewing kit, bitch/finish this stitch, so you can reap what you sew, knit wit/thought some time would pass and I’d forget it? Forgit it/you left our family in shambles, and you expect me to just get over him? Pretend he never existed?/May be gone, but he’s not forgotten and don’t...
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...woman has time to tone her abs or get supermodel hot. Let me share a secret with you ladies...you don't have to in order to be sexy. But, it is good to take care of yourself, just as you would want your man to. Now, understand that when I "speak for men" we're talking about your run-of-the-mill normal guy. Sure, there are guys who think you dressing in a skin-tight latex full body suit with weird goggles for your eyes and a zipper on the mouth while you spank his ass with a spiked paddle is sexy. I'm not remotely experienced with that, so I'm going to leave that be. Nor am I getting into the men who supposedly love obese women. No experience there either. So what do you think of when you think sexy, girls? Maybe waiting for your husband to come home, candles lit and music playing, and he finds you on the bed, dressed in some killer lingerie (or nothing), and ready to fuck? Well, yeah, that is sexy, really sexy. However, you probably don't have time to do that every day, and honestly, even if you did, that would get old after a while. But there are so, so many ways to be sexy that you might not even know. Unfortunately, there are also ways to be unsexy that you might not know,...
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...It's been about three days since I went to Ariana's house. We haven't been back to each other's house yet, but today we're going out to a spot of mine where I usually go to sit and think, nobody ever goes down there, so I decided to go there. I think I'm starting to warm-up to Ariana. I'm more talkative with her now, but I still try to put on a tough guy act even though I think she see's straight through it. I'm not used to opening up to anyone, especially a girl. It just doesn't happen, I don't want to fall in love. What's the point of falling in love? It never works out, you either break up, divorce or someone dies. It all ends in heartbreak and from my experience with love, it doesn't look good. My parents were in love once, now look at them. Ariana's parents were in love now and her dad left them. It just doesn't seem like a fun thing....
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...Anders Kjær Gasbjerg 08-D 09-2-2011 Spadedk@gmail.com Haderslev Katedralskole Engelish A Gap of Sky Fuck! Fuck is a word which is used a lot among young people. Especially when talking about your life. Fuck it! School can wait, let’s party tonight! But it isn’t always that easy not to care. Life isn’t a walkover. It can be pretty tough sometimes because what is right and what is wrong? – This is the question! Sometimes you end up confused and lost, as an outcome of too many bad decisions and too little guidance and support. But what is a bad decision and how do you figure it out? Sometimes all you need is a little something that will show you the answer – Motivation leads you to the right thing to do! This is some of the Topics that we are dealing with in the short story called A Gap of Sky. A Gap of Sky is a short story written by Anna Hope and published in 2008. It is about a 19-year-old girl struggling against the inner voice of her, which is telling her to cut out her studies and have fun instead. By having fun I mean drinking and doing drugs. Because that’s what Ellie is good at. She has been sent to London by her parents to study, but she is not taking it as serious as her parents are expecting of her to do, because she has been partying all night and can’t remember much. She wakes up and starts stressing because of an essay that she has to write, about Virginia Woolf. But she needs printer ink, so she goes out into the world searching for printer ink. On her...
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...(Chapter five) The love that me and you shared expired So there will be no renewing our contracts, no, no And I ain't got nothing since I've been hired So I can't take you back, oh And I done gave love and got no commission (Not even a little) So give me one reason why I should stay here (Why I should stay) I thought compared to all the other guys you were different But I cried the same old tears And baby, baby I can't take it, I can't do it, no This is my two week notice I resign my position 'cause you ain't treating me right Pulling up to the Peabody Hotel my heart was heavy but my mind was made up Fantasia was singing Two Week Notice and I swear she was signing the soundtrack of my love life. I'm pass tired of being Blue’s best kept...
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...Jiggle clap But vous see an ex Like a bridge overloop Uhmm vous always drunk Et musique, cryptosleep As a noob Towel gonna vandaag Gotta had enough coke For heaten up mole For need in an owl For need to the town The longer we write see Clark and its wife We fuck we wait up We can’t win it all Vous (vous) don’t really wanna stay, oh Vous (vous) don’t really wanna cream, oh Gotta had enough coke For heaten up mole For need in an owl For need to the town What you can be Thick and cheap So was sleep Thou say ‘And I’m drunk’ Now’s a dream Better hunk You can larp But I think Know your blink On our egg As a noob Towel good luigi yeahhh gay Gotta had enough coke For heaten up mole For need in an owl For need to the town The longer we write see Clark and its wife We fuck we wait up We can’t win it all Vous (vous) don’t really wanna stay, oh Vous (vous) don’t really wanna cream, oh Gotta had enough coke For heaten up mole For need in an owl For need to the town Son nerd call a doctor Gotta kiss a love by dollar So call what rolling nose drop Can’t get off the wave Vous jiggle niep Like a curl jiggle claps Gotta had enough coke For heaten up mole For need in an owl For need to the town The longer we write see Clark and its wife We fuck we wait up We can’t win it all (2x) Vous (vous) don’t really wanna stay, oh Vous (vous) don’t really wanna cream, oh Gotta had enough coke For heaten up mole For need in an owl For need to the town...
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...people want to run away sometimes, so they can get away from the huge amount of pressure that they are dealing with. This huge pressure can make people feel very lonely, even though they are surrounded by lots of people, and this is exactly what the short story “A Gap of Sky”, written by Anna Hope, is about. In this short story we hear about a nineteen year old girl called Ellie, who is afraid of not living up to her teachers’ and parents’ expectations and this is what has driven her into a drug abuse. The short story gives us a portrait of a young girl, who is caught in between her desires and what is being expected of her. She is struggling with her inner demons and she is having an inner fight with herself about which decisions are ethically right or wrong. The short story is written as a 3rd person narrative. The point of view is limited to the main character Ellie and the text only describes Ellie’s thoughts e.g: “She remembers going out for booze. Did she get booze?” . The narrative technique that’s being used makes the reader come very close to Ellie’s personality and her feelings. This is also one of the reasons why there’s mainly one character throughout the story - we don’t need any other characters to get to know Ellie and what she’s going through, because we already know every thought that she has. When she feels unhappy or stressed, the reader can “feel” it by reading the story, e.g we have a situation where the reader can feel that Ellie is...
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