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You’re a Wizard harry
I’m a What
Harry you’re a wizard
I’m a what
A wizard harry
I’m a Wizard?
Yes harry, You’re a wizard
But im just harry
Well just harry you are a wizard
But im just Harry
No, Just harry, you are a wizard
Listen here Hagred im just harry
No Harry, you are a wizard
Im not a wizard hagred im just harry
Listen Harry You are a wizard
No Hagred im just Harry
Harry for Gods Sake, Youre a wizard
A wizard, Im just Harry
No just harry, youre a wizard
Im not a wizard Hagred im just Harry
No just Harry, You are a wizard
Im not a Wizard hagred
HARRY YOU ARE A WIZARD
LISTEN HERE HAGRED YOU FAT OAF Im NOT A BLOODY WIZARD
For gods sake harry whats with this language, u are a bloody wizard
I don’t give a owls arse you fat hairy bastard! Im not a Bloody Wizard
Listen harry youre going to go to Hogwartz to do spells and crap and your going to be bloody pleased with it
I don’t want to do youre bloody spells you BASKET CASE, STICK it up ur Bloody DICK HOLE
My BlOODY WHAT!!
HAgred youre pushing me over the bloody line
No im not, you are a wizard youre gonna go to hogwartz youre gonna do spells you get a wand u get a bloody owl, itll deliver youre mail DEAL with it you twat
Im gonna put my bloody dick in the owl
I done that when i was younger That was a bad move YOU ARE A WIZARD
IM A WHAT
YOURE A WIZARD HARRY FOR GODs SAKE LISTEN TO ME
HAGRED WEVE BEEN THROUGH THIS I DONT GIVE A BLOODY HOOT WHAT YOU THINK
THIS IS NOT NEGOTIABLE You come with me you Speccy dick weed wanker
Ill bloody set youre beard on fire
CMon then u little speccy SHITE
ILL bloody burst YE
Listen here you little wank stain if you don’t get youre act together im gonna drag you to hogwartz youll get all of the above and thatll be it
I bloody naw youre arm off Hagred
Listen you, Get near my arm, and ill slap you across the face like a little bitch
Ill pump ya silly
Cmon then u Bitch
Suck my pixe dick you chubby koon
Ill rapture u ears with my bloody massive beard cock
Ill rip youre giant dick off and slap you across the face with it
LETS GO THEN!!!!!!
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