National Republican Debate, by Jon Bona Live from a California Convention Center that Ronald Regan took a piss in. Characters: Moderator- Megyn Kelly Participants: * Dr. Ben Carson * Donald Trump * Kermit The Frog * An actual bag filled with bricks * Bill Clinton (thug) * Kanye West PROPS IF POSSIBLE: 6 chairs or podiums. A Kermit the frog doll, puppet or stuffed toy. A laundry bag filled with bricks (if we can get bricks) SKIT BEGINS WITH SPOTLIGHT ON MEGYN KELLY
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derived from the Proto-Indo-European *kwon- "dog", found in Sanskrit kukuur (कुक्कुर),[15] Welsh ci(plural cwn), Latin canis, Greek kýōn, and Lithuanian šuõ.[16] In breeding circles, a male canine is referred to as a dog, while a female is called a bitch[17] (Middle English bicche, from Old English bicce, ultimately from Old Norse bikkja). A group of offspring is a litter. The father of a litter is called the sire, and the mother is called the dam. Offspring are, in general, called pups orpuppies,
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In Of Mice and Men two men are looking for work and they have a dream of owning their own land. But at the end one of the men get shot and die. One of the men steinbeck talks about is Lennie he is a big man with sloping shoulders and is very strong and has no muscular tone. Lennie's primary trait is that he is helpless. This goes with the theme of the story that things do not always go your way. Lennie’s helplessness comes up in the novel several times. The first time it comes up is when George
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shows that Philip does not respect the teacher's orders. This also shows that he tried he tried to change his teacher's orders to fit his wants and needs. Also, Philip insulted his teacher with harsh language., Philip exclaimed, “Miss Narwin is a real bitch.”(44) This shows that Philip hates the teacher so
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But did you realize That you forced the situations To change “US”? I’ve got in my hand a blade ‘Coz you only realize when it’s too late! Deep inside my head I’m already dead, Cold I wanna lie That’s what I always try; You say that I’m a bitch, But how did you forget That you were the one to stitch. High I wanna fly, But there you go Leaving me to die; I’ve loved and I’ve lost, You don’t care, you never cry! Time to be happy again After this hard try. I’m in search of a life
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naive like the fans you deceive. Even the devil was an angel what the fuck did he achieve? How about you listen to your soul and forget fame You could still have a fucking name I took it too far I know the truth hurts, but if you're scared Bitch, go to church And I can't wait to say whatever, and I can't wait to shed some light On every little thing you've broken, and get on with my life And I can't wait to be whoever, and I can't wait to speak my mind On every little thing
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Theodore Robert "Ted" Bundy (born Theodore Robert Cowell; November 24, 1946 – January 24, 1989) was an American serial killer, kidnapper, rapist, and necrophile who assaulted and murdered numerous young women and girls during the 1970s and possibly earlier. Shortly before his execution, after more than a decade of denials, he confessed to 30 homicides committed in seven states between 1974 and 1978. The true victim count remains unknown, and could be much higher. Bundy was regarded as handsome
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Howze ooo...YEA SHAWN TLD ME WHO WAZZ TLKIN SHITT ITS WAZZ DIS NIGGA NAME DANIEL IMA HANDLE BREH MONDAY RNS FRFR HE A FUCK NIGGA ANDD IFF HE TCH JANELLE ITS OVA FOE IT FRFR RNS ANDD I ASKED HIM WAS HE TLKIN SHIT HE SAID NOO WIDD NA SCARED FACE DF BITCH NIGGA Yesterday at 12:58am · Like · 1 * Jason Centeno Who Y'all Talkin Bout.? Yesterday at 10:10am via mobile · Like * Josh Howze dis niqqa name daniel Yesterday at 10:12am · Like * Denise Anderson ooooh . He in my 3rd block !
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Lay on the cover Always use the rubber Till I got caught, fucking with her mother She blamed it on me We fought in the street She pulled out a knife, so I had to flee Called up the boys Went to her house Charged the whole place Threw the bitch out Police busted in Where the niggas at We left just in time, and never came back Roll through the hood, waving at the freaks Who's sniffing all the rocks, and smoking all the geeks Made another stop Police station Saw a few cops Drove by
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