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    The Gust Story

    Isn’t it nice to be with people who are kind, both towards you and others? What if we could all be kind to each other, wouldn’t it be nice? This is what George Saunders is trying to say with the speech he held at the Syracuse University. Saunders believes that as we get older we also get more kind, because we “come to see how useless it is to be selfish – how illogical, really.” As we get older we discover that after all, we are not the heart of the universe, there are other people on this planet

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    Farts

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    Fart

    I. 1st Respondent- Marietta Limlingan(business woman) Terminal Values | Rate | Instrumental Values | Rate | A comfortable life | 3 | Ambitious | 17 | An exciting life | 12 | Broad-minded | 6 | A sense of accomplishment | 16 | Capable | 14 | A world at peace | 1 | Cheerful | 15 | A world of Beauty | 17 | Clean | 1 | Equality | 18 | Courageous | 13 | Family Security | 2 | Forgiving | 4 | Freedom | 4 | Helpful | 11 | Happiness | 9 | Honest | 3 | Inner Harmony | 10

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    Fart Sound

    Freshies Frolic Timeline EARLY START Part I. 6:30 - 6:35 Doxology 6:35 - 6:40 Philippine National Anthem 6:40 - 6:50 Introduction of Hosts 6:50 - 6:55 Opening Remarks 6:55 - 7:05 Production Number (Runggis) 7:05 – 7:10 Introduction of Judges 7:10 - 7:20 Production number (Mr. and Ms. Frolic) 7:20 – 8:00 Dinner Part II. 8:00 – 8:05 Reading of Criteria 8:05 – 8:35 Course Presentation (Batch 1- First 4 courses) 8:35 – 8:40 Intermission Number (HH Slick) 8:40 – 9:10 Course

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    Fart In Public Places

    The meme I chose illustrates society’s detest for people who fart in public places. I chose this picture because I found it hilarious, and very true. Even though everyone farts, it is not deemed as acceptable behavior. But, it is only when someone decides to let one loose in public that flatulence becomes a deviant behavior. This type of deviance is categorized as a folkway. Farting is considered a folkway because, other than being seen as having bad etiquette; the person is unlikely to encounter

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    Narp

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    The Friar Analysis

    DeAndre Smith 10/12/2014 Ms. Taylor English 3 pd.6/7 The Summoner Key points: 1. A summoner is someone the medieval church hires to call people before the court for their spiritual crimes, like adultery, the punishment for which can be excommunication. Chaucer uses The Summoner as a sign of medieval life by having him pray to God about the lies the Friar has told and how he Boast about going to hell. Then the summoner curses the friar

    Words: 582 - Pages: 3

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    Wahooo

    hello my name is hello my name s hello my name is hello Helen erin jack fan fran san fran sisco Italy new york las angeles hello I hate English this is not fun yes it is not fun this sucks a lot yes it does I do not like this at all this smells like farts yes it does cuz English is a piece of poo and I hate it so much I would rather do math than this is hate this thank god im almost done with English this year meep blah blooop meep meep merrp merp hello hello hello hello heloo heloo hello hello

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    The Summoner's Tale: an Indepth Analysis

    Upon being shamed by Thomas who gives the friar his gaseous treasure, Friar John who is furious at Thomas, complains to the lord of the manor and his squire hoping for some retribution. However, the squire further humiliates him by dividing another fart in twelve, each for 1 out of the 12 friars. Some argue that this humiliation

    Words: 1899 - Pages: 8

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    Kaladet: A Short Story

    situation and when one is suppressing a fart. A storm is brewing in my stomach. I may explode any time. I ask permission to go to the toilet. If I am a primary student it will be very difficult because I may need to say whether I am doing number one or number two. This is neither of them. I just want to fart. I do not know what number is assigned for this, probably 0 or .5. Of cause the teacher does not ask as I am a high school student. I go to the toilet and fart there. I come back to the classroom

    Words: 1198 - Pages: 5

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