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Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul

Greg and his family have had terrible road trips together. Wait until you hear about the Heffley family and there terrible horrible road trip to Disney World.

They packed their bags and got in the car and of they went to Disney World. Greg knew this wasn't going to go well, especially because they had to drive the whole way. They drove all day and they forgot they had to stay the night in a hotel. Oops! They called hotels all over the city. They finally found one they went inside and found out it was a motel. The mom and dad and Manny all slept in a very uncomfortable bed. Rodrick slept in a stinky closet and Greg had to sleep in a bathtub with a dripping faucet.

In the morning they got up and got

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