Dodge Ball: A True Underdog Story The movie is on the rivalry between the owners of Average Joe’s gym and Globo- Gym. Average Joe’s Gym is a small and financially unsuccessful gym with a handful of loyal members run by Peter. White the owner of Globo Gym a fitness guru he purchases the default mortgage of Average Joe’s Gym to build a parking lot. Peter has to raise $50,000 in thirty days to cover his mortgage. White’s attorney Kate he tries to charm her but instead she becomes friends with Peter while they try to go over his records. Peter goes to her house and sees she has weird obsession with unicorns all over her house. Average Joe’s employees Dwight and Owen and members Steve “The Pirate”, Justin, and Gorden try to raise money. Gorden tells them that they should enter a dogeball tournament in Las Vegas with a $50,000 prize. They form a team with Peter and watch a 1950 training video narrated by dodgeball legend “Patches” O’ Houlihan. Of course White has a hidden camera and forms his own team to go against them. His team is full of big athletic team where Peter’s is like a bunch of misfits and average guys. Of course Globo- Gym tries to scare Average Joe’s by his big players and lady with the big eyebrows. She knocks a guy out at the bar standing by the juke box drinking his drink. Peter’s team have to compete against a Girl Scout team to qualify, they lose but win by default because the girls came up positive for steroids. The legend “Patches” is now in a wheel chair but volunteers to coach Average Joes team. Patches training he throws wrenches at the team, makes them dodge oncoming cars in traffic, and constantly berating them with insults. When they are going over the game plans they are bandage up from getting hurt during their training. One of them puts his head down on the desk and Patches throws a wrench and hits him in the head. White fires Kate because he wants to date her. She grabs the ball while they are training and throws the ball ripping off a cut out of White’s head. She said she played softball and they ask if she is a lesbian Peter stands up for her and she joins the team. In Las Vegas Average Joe’s get uniforms but they are switched with a sex club. They come out in leather with whips and chains. A lady covers her daughter’s eyes. They win their first match ran by Hassellhuff. They get there correct uniforms and see White’s team he flips his collar at them. Next they play the lumber jacks and then the playaz hates and they win both teams. Globo- Gym plays Japanese guys in diapers and the announcer comments on White’s perfect feathered hair as he plays. They are excited for their wins and the final game the next day. Patches is wheeling back to his room of prostitutes when the luck of the Irish sign falls and lands on him it kills him. While the team is sad drinking at the bar about Patches. Peter goes to his room where White and his body guard the big tall black guy are. White offers Peter $100,000 for the deed to Average Joe’s, which Peter accepts. The day of the final round Justin leaves to help his classmate with a cheerleading competion and Steve “The Pirate” is gone. So they do not have enough to play. Peter is upset and wants to quit he meets Lance Armstrong who encourages him to rejoin the team. By the time he arrives his team has already had to forfeit. Gordon looks through his little book and finds a loophole in the rules that can overturn the forfeiture by vote of the judges, and Chuck Norris casts the tie-breaking vote to allow them to play. Finally the last game to win and it is against Globo--Gym. They play and it gets down to Kate, Peter, and White with the big black guy. White hits Kate in the face with the ball she tells Peter to “Kick his ass”. Two against one Peter gets the big black guy out and White hits Peter. White thinks he won and Peter looks sad but the ref blows his whistle. White has stepped over the line and Peter is still in the game. They have to go into sudden death. Peter sees a vision of Patches in his scarf so he blind folds his eyes. They stand there for a second White says “goodbye” and throws the ball. Peter dodges it and on one knee he grabs the ball and throws it at White and hits him in the head knocking him out. While they are celebrating winning White says the victory is meaningless since he sold Average Joe’s last night. Peter laughs and tells him he used the $100,000 to bet on Average Joe’s to win with the odds at 50 to 1 he won $5 million dollars. He buys the controlling interest in Globo--Gym, which also includes Average Joe’s, and fires White. Peter is excited ready to kiss his girl Kate and she sees her friend Joyce and kisses her than she says she is bi and kisses Peter too. Peter is in a commercial for kids to learn dodgeball and White is fat with his belly hanging out eating all kinds of junk food to take away his sorrows.