One day, a rich dad took his son on a trip. Wanted to show him how poor someone ...can be. They spent time on the farm of a poor family. On the way home, dad asked, "Did you see how poor they are? What did you learn?".
Son said, "We have one dog, they have four, we have pool, they have rivers, we have lanterns at night, they have stars, we buy foods, they grow theirs, we have walls to protect us, they have friends, we have encyclopedias, they have Bible." Then they headed, "Thanks dad for showing me how poor we are."
MORAL LESSON: It's not about money that make us rich, it's about simplicity of having God in our lives.
Teacher : assume that A parrot sits on an elephant and the elephant died !
prove how is this possible ?
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Student : assume that the elephant's name is *parrot* and parrot's name is *elephant* :O ;)
A Cute Reply
Boy:- If I Ask You To Give Up Everything For Me, Will You?
Girl:- No
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Boy:- Why ? =(
Girl:- Because You're My Everything
And I Can't Give You Up.... ♥
A boy was driving a car…
A girl on scooty overtook him...
Boy shouted, “Buffalo”
Girl turned back & shouted,
“Pig, ...donkey, Monkey, Stupid boy…”
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Suddenly she met with an accident…
She was hit by a buffalo crossing the road...
MORAL: - “Girls never understand what a boy wants to say!!!!
just because the world doesn't get your dream doesn't mean you should abandon your dream.
1st year students of MBBS were attending their 1st anatomy class.
They all gath...ered around the surgery table with a real dead dog.
The Professor started class by telling two important qualities as a Doctor.
The 1st is that NEVER BE DISGUSTED FOR ANYTHING ABOUT BODY ,
e.g. He inserted his finger in dog's mouth & on drawing back tasted it in his own mouth.
Then he said them to do the same.
The students hesitated for several minutes.
But eventually everyone inserted their fingers in dog's mouth & then tasted it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said:
The most important 2nd quality is OBSERVATION , I inserted my Middle finger but tasted the Index finger.
Now learn to pay attention.
Moral:
Life is tough but it’s a lot tougher when you are not paying attention !!!!!See More
A poor boy loved a rich girl. One day the boy proposed her. Then the girl said, "listen! your monthly salary is my daily hand expenses. Should I be involved with you? How could you thought that? I will never love you. So, forget me 'n get engaged with someone else of your level." But somehow the boy could not forget her so easily. 10 years later. One day they became face to face in a shopping cent...er. The lady said, "Hey! you! How are you? Now I'm married. Do you know how much is my husband's salary? Rs. 2 lac per month! Can you imagine? 'n he is also very smart." The guy's eyes got wet with tear by hearing those words. After few minutes her husband came before the lady could say something to the guy, her husband started to say by seeing the guy. "Sir! You here? Meet my wife." Then he said to her wife, "I'm going to assist a project of sir, which is of Rs. 200 crore. 'n do u know a fact? Sir loved a girl but he didn't get her. That's why still he is unmarried. How much lucky the girl was. Isn't it? Now a days who can love like that way?" Moral: Life is not so short. So, don't be so proud of yourself and damn others. Situations change with time. Every one should respect other's love. Like 'n Share this If You Love Someone.. ! . .
Leave your bad habits when u r young: pld man, wise man, pull off d grass, bush, tree!!!! When u grow older, u will nt b able to remove ur bad habits. Try to remove it early as possible.
Sad story of a boy: Wo roz roz kehti hai ke mujhe apni tasveer MMS karo...
Ae Dost Uss nadaan ko ye kaise batau k mere paas Nokia 1100 hai..
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... Torch Wala.......... heheeeee....... (^_^) :D =D
