The Under Tree Crime Life of the Top Squirrel Harry “Nuts”
Chrissy Taylor
ITT Technical Institute
Research Ideas
The crime life of SwM
Facts/other info * They are tougher than a regular SwM
Advantages
* They are feared * Make tons of nuts/acorns by running walnut casinos and through acorn extortion * Keeps the gangs under control exp: chipmunk street gang under control out of fear * Having some of the rat patrol in their
Back cheeks
Disadvantages
* Always the chance of being road kill * Risk of going to the nuthouse * Their wife and kids could be squirrel bait At anytime * Going nuts due to that they are constantly Under nutvalance
Outline
Introduction * General topic: crime life of a SwM * Limited topic: SwM as a Nutpin * Thesis: The SwM known as the Nutpin
Body paragraphs * Advantages * Disadvantages
Conclusion: Trying to get out of the crime life
The Under Tree Crime Life of the Top
Squirrel…Harry “Nuts”
Since the enormous increase in population within the Squirrels with Moustaches (SwM) community, there has come a group of tougher SwMs. These now tougher Squirrels with Moustaches are known as the Grey Moustache family. They have come here from Elm Wood Treeville. They live the life of a crime family and there is one top SwM known as the Nut Pin is also known as “The Boss”. His name is Harry “Nuts” Squirrel. There is a constant threat of Harry “Nuts” becoming road kill, being sent to the nuthouse, and always being under Nutvalance. In this wild life that the tough Squirrels with Moustaches live in, there is a constant threat of becoming road kill.” Nuts” always has a chance that one of his under squirrels can turn nut evidence with the rat patrol. Harry “Nuts” Squirrel has hired the Rocky Raccoon security boys for protection. You would think that Elm Wood Treeville would be a safe place to live, but in reality it is an extremely shady forest in which they live (Squirrel, 2012). There is always an under squirrel that wants to stay out of trouble for one reason or another who is willing to throw their Nut Pin under the bus. Along with the great possibility of becoming road kill. There is also the enormous chance of being sent to the nuthouse. With the line of business they are in there are many ways in which that could happen. Some of the ways that they could be sent up the river are: Nutateering, Walnut extortion, having squirrelations with squirrel bait, and peanut laundering (Chubbs, 2011). There are many kinds of rodents out there wanting to hunt the Nut down. The nuthouse would not be a picnic in the park for this kind of SwM. There is another disadvantage of being the highest SwM and that is living in fear of being surrounded by nutvalence all the time. Whether it be by the use of extremely tiny cameras, or by having some of the rat patrol staking out Treevilles top trees in their cheese mobiles. The rat patrol has many of their officers staking out the nut pins house, his parents’ house and all of his businesses (Squirrel, 2012). This makes it a real danger for them since this could get them convicted of being in violation of the NICO act (Chips, 2012). With all the disadvantages there are several advantages to being the head nut pin. Some of them are that they are feared, that they make tons of nuts/acorns through their walnut casino and acorn extortion. They keep the chipmunk gangs under control and they have some of the bad rats of the rat patrol in their back cheeks (Chipmunk, 2012). With this being said sometimes the nut pin does try to get out of the crime life because it is so dangerous that he lives in fear that his wife and kids could at anytime become squirrel bait. There have been several crime family members that have gotten out due to the danger of this life style (Chipmunk, 2012). Some have had to go into the squirrel protection program so that they wouldn’t become the fishes dinner. The ones that have gotten out have done some good with their lives, they have donated a lot of their nuts and acorns to the needy squirrels, and they have built community centers and many other things. There has been some that have gotten out and not been so lucky and ended up in the bottom of the river or have just never been seen or heard of again.
References
Chipmunk, D. (2012). The Crime Life of the Top Squirrel. Philadelphia, PA: Having Nuts Publishing.
Chips, S. (2012, June 20). Life in the Nuthouse. How you can go to the Nuthouse. Retrieved from www.GoingtoNuthouse.com.
Chubbs, H. (2011). Squirrel Crimes: The Different Many Different Types. Acorn Extortion. 12(43), 345-351.
Squirrel, H. (2012, Oct 3). Being Boss. Retrieved from http://SquirrelCrime. 