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1. Match List I correctly with List II and select your answer as per codes given below:

List I List II
a. Passaway Pass
b. Getover Postpone
c. Put off Die
d. Get through Overcome

Codes

A b c d
a. 3 4 2 1
b. 4 1 2 3
c. 2 3 1 4
d. 1 3 2 4

2. Which word is correctly matched?
a. Naïve - Defeat
b. Glib - Pistol
c. Pivotal - Awkward
d. Domain - a department as of knowledge

3. Match List I correctly with List II and select your answer using the codes given below: List I List II
a. Dotted swallow up
b. engulf scattered
c. instantly crawled
d. scrambled at once

a b c d
a. 1 3 2 4
b. 2 1 3 4
c. 2 1 4 3
d. 2 4 1 3

4. which one of the following is correctly matched?
a. plugging following
b. cheering happy
c. cramped old
d. rescuer energy

5. Match the following words and phrases given in column A with their meanings in column B and select the correct answer as per codes given below:

column A column B
a. broke down mistake
b. astonish take care of
c. error disappeared
d. look after impaired
e. vanished surprise A b c d e
a. 4 5 1 2 3
b. 5 1 3 2 4
c. 1 3 4 2 5
d. 4 2 3 1 5

6. Choose the correct ‘synonym’ for the underlined word from the options given below: we should restore happiness to children who are employed
a. takeback b. give back c. buy d sell

7. Choose the correct ‘synonym’ for the underlined word from the options given below: the hard work of the students yielded good results
a. lost b. produced c. took away d. withdrew

8. Choose the correct ‘synonym’ for the underlined word from the options given below:
Ten years ago Alanganallur village was backward and neglected:
a. cared for b. loved c. disliked d. no attention was paid

9. Choose the correct ‘synonym’ for the underlined word from the options given below: it was to be a place where crime was punished or virtue rewarded
a. offence b. irregularity c. sin d. dishonesty

10. Choose the correct ‘synonym’ for the underlined word from the options given below: his domestic life was pathetic
a. personal b. married c. family d. public

11. Choose the correct ‘synonym’ for the underlined word from the options given below: he had the nerve to face the robbers all alone
a. strength b. capacity c. audacity d. courage

12. Choose the correct ‘synonym’ for the underlined word from the options given below: women haggle over things always
a. talk b. bargain c. beg d. argue
13. Choose the correct ‘synonym’ for the underlined word from the options given below: youth is full of pleasure
a. happiness b. bliss c. displeasure d. gain
14. Choose the correct ‘antonym’ for the underlined word from the options given below:
It is exasperating when delay is made in offices
a. convincing b. provoking c. pacifying d. annoying
15. Choose the correct ‘antonym’ for the underlined word from the options given below: the Chief minister asked the collectors to give concrete suggestions
a. disconcrete b. abstract c. normal d. unconcrete
16. Choose the correct ‘antonym’ for the underlined word from the options given below:
In the autumn the bear eats and eats and becomes very fat
a. more b. fleshy c. tired d. thin
17. Choose the correct ‘antonym’ for the underlined word from the options given below: he led an ascetic life
a. self-indulgent b. austere c. artificial d. holy
18. Choose the correct ‘antonym’ for the underlined word from the options given below: his loud talk and rude manners disgusted everybody
a. dismayed b. fascinated c. devoted d. pleased
19. Choose the correct ‘suffix’ for the underlined word from the options given below: she learned how an old, fat man had used the tobacco shop as an address for letters
a. imfat b. fatless c. fatty d. fatic
20. select the correct word using the prefix ‘mis’
a. flow b. deed c. cast d. law
21. select the appropriate word in which the correct prefix is used
a. unhappy b. dishappy c. mishappy d. non-happy
22. choose the correct word
a. insphere b. hemisphere c. unsphere d. desphere
23. select the correct word using the suffix ‘cy’
a. relation b. artist c. infan d. depend
24. select the correct word
a. re-estimate b. unestimate c. inestimate d. de-estimate
25. fill in the blanks with suitable article :
Leela has __ veena in her house
a. the b. a c. an d . no article
26. Fill in the blank
-__________umbrella is necessary during rainy season
a. the b. a c. no article d. an
27. Fill in the blank with suitable article:
Gandhi once informed that one tenth of ____population of India live on one meal
a. a b. an c. the d. no article
28. Fill in the blank with a suitable article ________ earth had been created to live:
a. an b. a c. the d. none
29. Our earth belongs to thefamily of ___ sun
a. a b an c. the d. none
30. Select the correct preposition and fill in the blank: do not cry ____ split milk
a. for b. over c. with d. for the sake of
31. select the correct question tag: these sarees are not very pretty
a. aren’t these? B. are these? C. were these d. weren’t these?
32. Select the correct question tag:
The minister will arrive tomorrow_____
a. won’t he ? b. will he? C. willn’t he d. shall he?
33. Select the correct tense form of the verb given in brakets: my friend_(live) in Chennai sinc e1989.
a. is living b. has lvied c. has been living d. was living
34. select the correct tense form he _ milk every morning
a. took b. takes c. has taken d. will take
35. Select the correct tense: my brother ____ for Chennai yesterday
a. is leaving b. leaves c. left d. has left
36. select the correct tense: water ___ at 100’c
a. is boiling b. boils c. has boiled d. has been boiled
37. select the correct voice: rice ___ by most of us
a. is eaten b. are eaten c. was eaten d. were eaten
38. Fill in the correct voice: the snake ___ by him on his way to market
a. had seen b. had been seen c. has been seen d. has seen
39. Select the correct voice: the letter ___ by Ravi
a. posted b. posting c. was posted d. have posted
40. select the correct passive voice:
a. one’s promise must be kept b. they had played football c. they are building their house d. the people repaired the hole
41. select the correct voice A chair ___ to her
a. had presented b. was presented c. presented d. presenting
42. Fill in the blank with an infinitive:
___-this question is difficult for the boys
a. answer b. to answer c. having answered d. answered
43. Fill in the blank with suitable gerund:
a. to swim b. swam c. will swim d. swimming
44. Fill in the blank with suitable infinitive : the road is smooth for them____-
a. to ride b. riding c. rode d. will ride
45. Fill in the blank with suitable gerund:
____ is injurious to health
a. smoking b. smoked c.having smoked d. to smoke
46. Fill in the blank with suitable infinitive form from the verbs given below:
Kiran refused ___ her money, (lend, reach, talk, buy)
a. to reach b. to talk c. to lend d. to buy
47. Identify the sentence pattern:
The examiner gave him gift:
a. S.V.O.C. b. S.V.O.A. c. S.V.I.O.D.O. d. S.V.O.
48. Identify the sentence pattern: the boy received a gold medal:
a. S.V.C.C. b. S.V.A.A. c. S.V.O. d. S.V.O.C
49. identify the sentence pattern they elected me leader
a. S.V.O.A. b. S.V.O.C. c. S.V.I.O.C d. S.V.C.A
50. Find out the sentence which carries S+V+C pattern
a. Kala is a singer b. Kala writes a letter c. Kala writes neatly a letter d. Kala writes a letter to her brother
51. Identify the sentence pattern we drew a picture
a. S.V.O b. S.V.A. c. S.V.D.O. d. S.V.C
52. Change the following verb into noun form : arrive:
a. arrives b. arrived c. arrival d. had arrived
53. Change the following noun into verb form (in the present tense)
a. grew b. grown c. none d. grow
54. Change the following adjective into adverb: Industrious:
a. industry b. industriousily c. industriousness d. industrial
55. Change the following verb into adjective: Prevent
a. prevention b. preventable c. preventively d. preventionable
56. Change the following verb into noun:
a. admired b. admiration c.had admired d. admires
57. Change the following adjective into adverb: creditable
a. credit b. creditor c. creditably d. credulity
58. Fill in the blank with suitable word:
Shakul was the ___ speaker at the school day function
a. principle b. resolve c. valve d. revolves
59. Fill in the blank with correct word the earth ___ around the sun
a. evolve b. resolve c. valve d. revolves
60. Fill in the blank with correct word: He ___ to join the party
a. refuse b. refused c. deny d.denied
61. Fill in the blank with a correct word : I have no ___ to play
a. leisure b. measure c. treasure d. pleasure
62. fill in the blank with correct word: this building consists of sixteen ___
a. floors b. flowers c. flours d. floars
63. Find out the error:
a. we / should rely with / our / own efforts:
a. b. b. c c. d d. a
64. Find out the error:
I am able to cope up with all these difficulties 1 2 3 4
a. 1 b. 2 c. 3 d. 4
65. find out the error :
The clothes were neatly hanged on the cloth line 1 2 3 4
a. 1 b. 2 c. 3 d. 4
66. find out the error only three-fourth of the work are complete and no time waste . 1 2 3 4
a. 1 b. 2 c. 3 d. 4
67. find out the error
The servant are in a hurry to go home 1 2 3 4
a. 1 b. 2 c. 3 d. 4
68. comprehension: wanted groom for llok looking, coloured girl(25 167/3,000) of CSI Christian caste-no bar. The groom should be MBBS/BE/MCA working abroad: contact box no.1076 the hindu, madurai-2.
The height of the girl is ___
a. 167 cms b. 25cms c. 3000cms d. not known
69. The romantic life in kashmir ws drawing to its and after three glorious months. Miss Joan was leaving a week earlier than Mrs.Rhodes and about two days before she left I took her alone to the hotel for dinner. The hotel seemed to be far away and yet not far enough, who was leaving earlier and from where?
a. Mrs. Rhodes was leaving earlier from Kashmir b. Ms.Joan was leaving earlier from Kashmir
c. I was leaving earlier from Kashmir d. None was leaving earlier from Kashmir
70. Most of us the products of science – railways, airplanes, electricity, wireless and thousands of others – without thinking how they came into existence. We are very proud of the fact that we live in an advanced age and are ourselves very advanced
People today are very proud because they live
a. in a philosophically advanced age b. in a materially advanced age c. in a scientifically advanced age d. in a spirutally advanced age d. in a spiritually advanced age

71. The first thing the children wanted to do at the zoo was to see the monkeys. The monkeys were jumping about the rocks. Swinging on the wires of their cages, or begging nuts from the passersby. If any one annoyed them, they would scold them angrily and beat their chests with their hands. Which of the following is the reaction of the monkeys when they get irritated?
a. They jump about the rock b. they keep quiet c. they beg from visitors d. they beat their chests

72. “It is the busiest man who has time to spare” is a proverbial phrase. Thus an elderly lady at leisure can spend the entire day writing a post card to her niece…
Who is the person likely to take more time to do work?
a. a busy man b. a man of leisure c. an elderly person d. an exhausted person

73. Select the correct answer:
a. there was a magic yesterday show of the school b. there was a magic show at the yesterday school c. there was a magic show at the school yesterday d. there yesterday was a magic school at the show

74. Select the correct sentence
a. we stop work early on Saturday b. early on Saturday we work stop c. we work stop on early Saturday d. on Saturday we stop early work

75. Select the correct sentence
a. time and tide wall for none b. time and tide waits for none c. time and tide are waiting for none d. time and tide were waiting for none
76. Select the correct sentence
a. Shakespeare is greater than any other poet b. Shakespeare is greater than any other poets c. Shakespeare is greater than no poet d. Shakespeare is one of the greatest poet
77. Select the correct sentence
a. he gave me a pilot pen b. he gave a pilot pen me c. he gave me a pen pilot d. a pilot pen he gave me
78. Find out the odd word: a. noble b. gentle c. crude d. kind
79. Find out the odd word: a. rich b. wise c. clever d. read
80. Find out the odd word; a. write b. reach c. know d. crown
81. Find out the odd word; a. success b. triumph c. victory d. failure
82. Find out the odd word; a. kill b. start c. kite d. know
83. Find out the odd word; a. advice b. advise c. chip d. brand
84. Find out the odd word; a. chill b. heal c. feed d. hole
85. Select the correct plural form of “shelf” : a. shelfs b. shelfes c. shelf d. shelves
86. Select the correct plural form of “Medium”: a. mediums b. media c. median d. mediumes
87. Select the correct plural form of “wife” :a. wifes b. wifeses c. wives d. wivese
88. Select the correct plural form of “Louse”: a. louses b. loose c. lose d. lice
89. Select the correct plural form of “Ox” : a. oxs b. oxes c. oxen d. oxens
90. Select the correct plural form of “poultry” a. poultrys b. poultry c. poultries d. poultrious
91. Find out the correct plural form of “cherub’ a. cherubim b. cherubis c. cherubia d. cherubis
92. Identify the simple sentence:
a. if you run fast, you can meet your father b. run fast or you cannot meet your father
c. in the case of your running fast, you can meet your father d. you can meet your father
93. identify the complex sentence:
a. if you look in my beg, you will find my pen b. run fast and you will catch him
c. inspite of his old age, he walked quite far d. he helped me otherwise I should have fallen into the valley
94. identify the sentence some birds fly away in cold weather:
a. compound sentence complex sentence b. simple sentence
c. simple sentence d.negative sentence
95. identify the complex sentence
a. the tree is very heavy b.the tree is so heavy that we cannot lift it
c.the tree is very heavy and so we cannot lift it d.the tree is not very heavy
96. Identify the sentence
There was a call for prayer and we went to mosque
a. assertive sentence b. complex sentence
c. simple sentence d. compound sentence
97. Identify the correct compound sentence
a. he worked very hard and he passed the examination b. I want to become a teacher c. Gopal and Babu are going to the school d. as soon as the bell rang the boys came out
98. Identify the superlative degree
a. no other girl is so beautiful as Radha b. Radha is the most beautiful girl in the town c. Radha is a beautiful girl d. Radha is more beautiful than all other girls
99. Identify the correct degree
a. Gopal is worse than any other boy in the class
a. no degree b. superlative degree c. positive degree d. comparative degree
100. Identify the correct degree
a. positive degree b. superlative degree c. comparative degree d. no degree

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