I wake up in the morning with 8 texts from Coach Leonard telling me to be rested up for tomorrow. I roll out of bed and proceed to head off towards school. I get there and I can see none other than Carter Crabtree in the bathroom puking his guts out because we are only one week away from Rochester. As I walk in the hallways I see Maddie talking to Will Cullen yet again, so it looks like I will have to beat his ass again in the bathroom after lunch. I walked into the bathroom right in time to see wax gang rolling up a blunt and showing pictures of Maddie from 8th grade. After I have made my hundredth retarded “your mom” joke of the day, it is usually time to go to practice. It was a long defense practice today, so I felt about as useful as Kyle Eguez does at practice everyday. …show more content…
I also hear Coach Wize yell “READ YOUR KEYS” or “GET DOWN, DON’T WAIT FOR THE QUARTERBACK”. Luckily our best defensive end, or at least he thinks so, is Dalton. His fucked up eyes let him read both the guard and the tackle at the same time. The best part about our defensive end is that he gets the best grades on the team because he can look at two tests at once too. Even though he thinks he is the best, at least he does not say that he starts defense and that all the coaches love him to random hood ass girls at Knight's Action Park. Too bad we can’t say his name because his Grandma might tell the coaches we are bullying him and she might make a long facebook post about us. Next up is my favorite part of practice, offense and I am still useless because all I do is hand the ball off to Tremayne anyway. As we are ready to go to team, I pray that we don’t do any shift plays because there is a 50% chance that Trent will snap the ball early, which will cause Coach Leonard to start screaming “THAT’S A MINUS”and “SAM GET EM