...Tarandeep Chhajjal Ms.Kogut THE UGLY PUMPKIN All the puppets are sitting around with their arms wrapped around their knees (acting like a PUMPKIN) In front of a sign that says "PUMPKIN PATCH" Pumpkin 1: Man I HATE Halloween! Pumpkin 2: Ya, me too. Pumpkin 1 Why - what's the matter with halloween? Pumpkin 2: Don't you know? Pumpkin 1: First, they cut off your vine! (PUMPKIN 2 looks worried) Pumpkin 1: then they cut your head open! (PUMPKIN 2 GRABS HIS HEAD) Pumpkin 1: and pull out your guts! (PUMPKIN 2 GRABS HIS TUMMY) Pumpkin 1: then they cut you up with a saw! Pumpkin 1: or a knife! Pumpkin 1: or a drill! Pumpkin 1: THEN they put a candle in you to light you up! Pumpkin 1: and leave you on the porch to rot for months!! Pumpkin 2 (looking scared to death): NO WAY! How do we get out of it? Pumpkin 3: QUIET EVERYONE - I know a way - just be as UGLY as possible, then they won't pick you! ALL Pumpkins: OK - ya, let's do that! The pumpkins all say : shhhhh - here come some people everyone - BE UGLY! (The two people walk around the pumpkin patch shopping for a pumpkin) Shopper 1: man, all of these pumpkins are TOO ugly for halloween! Shopper 2: Ya, These pumpkins are REALLY ugly! Shopper 1: Even too ugly for a jack-o-lantern! Shopper 2: Ya, let's go look somewhere else! (all the pumpkins are giving each other the thumbs up and a WHEW!) Then Shopper 1 turns around and says: WAIT! They will be perfect for PUMPKIN PIE! All the pumpkins...
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...WHAT IS GOING ON!!! I DONT KNOW!!! NOOOOO!!!! WE’RE BLASTING OFF!!! Then they fainted. XxXxXxXxX Uhnnnuh? Where are we? Said Sam I dont know... replied Jack from the toilet. Wait... Why is water here??? SHOOOOTTT!! My heads stuck in the toilet!! Jack cursed Professor Lucas. Sam was laughing his head off. WHAHAHAHAHHAWHAHAHWHWHAHAHAHAHWOAHHHHHH!!! Im floating!!! MEE TOO!!! Shouted Jack apparently right behind Sam. AHHHHH! Sam screamed. You scared me! Destination arrived Said the computer. Kindly put on your shoes. There will be no n-n-----nee--eee-ddd--- beeeeeeeep Malfunction. malfunction. power down. WAIT!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO! Cried Sam and Jack. A few seconds later... Ha-HA said the com. I was joking. You will have one hour to go outside of the planet. Jack and Samuel left throwing insults at the computer. The planet felt very humid, fresh of oxygen, green grass shaped leaves covering the floor, the sky was bright green, the sun was blue. It felt very weird to be on this planet After taking some tests they returned to the space ship, very happy. And they flew off to Earth. XxXxXxX Destination arriving in 5 4 3 2 1... World ending in 100 99 98 97... NOOOO! Yelled...
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...Face up in horror, flinching as he did so, unable to even look at it again. Dipper saw that the rock no longer looked like a face, as the design on it had been somehow smudged. "It was an accident!" Mabel said. "How could you possibly be so cruel?" "I'm not being cruel, I'm being rational, something you all could give a try once in a while!" Grunkle Stan barked, turning to his nephew after he did so. "Dipper, you're on my side with this, right?" "What?" Dipper asked, not expecting to be dragged into this and not sure what to say. "I, um...well..." Mabel gave Dipper a wounded look as Bigfoot continued to weep. "You've got twenty minutes to get yourself out of here, or I'm going to call the cops." Grunkle Stan stated to Bigfoot. "NOOOOOOOOOOO!" The uproar came out of nowhere from the beast that had been previously crying, as ze stomped on the ground, causing the entire Shack to shake. Bigfoot suddenly had a savage look on zis face Dipper nor any of the other Shack residents had seen before. With rage in zis eyes, his thick yellow nails clawed on Grunkle Stan, causing him to draw blood as the man yelped in pain. "Bigfoot, stop!" Mabel yelled, tears welling up in her eyes. "You don't have to do this!" Soos entered from the other room alarmed. "Hey, dudes, I heard a loud noise, what's going - whoa!" The beast lunged at Soos, grabbing him and, with only a second's hesitation (which could've just been Bigfoot checking zis grip) dragged him to the kitchen. Dipper, Stan and...
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