President Obama just finished getting a new law passed though congress called Golfcare. This law requires every citizen of the United States buy a membership to a golf course by April. Since only the upper one percent of Americans were capable of having a golf membership up until now, Golfcare now allows for affordable golf memberships, since no one group of people should be able to own a golf membership. Don't forget that if you already have a golf membership somewhere, you get to keep that golf membership, until April. This law will cost about one grand to three grand depending on your social earnings, excluding taxes and other fees that come with the membership. Unfortunately the cost of being a golf member will have to rise fifty percent each year for four years. This will make wealthier people pay more while those who are poor or don't want a golf membership will have to pay a fine until they become a golf member. You have until you turn 27 and share your parents' golf membership and then you'll have to purchase your own. Regardless of whether you think you need one, you'll still have to buy them, regardless of your income or place of living. Government officials who haven't held a golf club in their life will be the ones administrating this law. They'll decide if your membership is old and needs to be replaced, or if you need to get an entirely new golf membership. Luckily the government officials aren't required to purchase a golf membership if they use the taxes of others to avoid