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Socially Awkward SituationSocially Awkward Situation #1:You’re in class and you want to cough. Some other guy just coughed, now you have to wait.Socially Awkward Situation #2:Someone calls in your direction. You raise your hand to wave. It turns out they weren’tcalling you. You casually fake a head-scratch. It’s too late; everyone saw.Socially Awkward Situation #3:You sit down on a chair and it makes a fart-like noise. You attempt to make the noise severalmore times so that everyone knows you didn’t really fart.Socially Awkward Situation #4:You hold the door open for one person. Now you have to hold it for everyone behind them; if you let go, they’ll think you’re selfish and un-mannered.Socially Awkward Situation #5:Talk to your date while eating. Accidentally spit a tiny bit of food onto them.Socially Awkward Situation #6:“Excuse me, do you stock ________?”But they don’t work there.Socially Awkward Situation #7:He goes in for a high-five. You go in for props.Socially Awkward Situation #8:Walk into the washroom and the stalls are full; pretend you only came here to wash your hands then leave.Socially Awkward Situation #9:You check your phone because you have nothing to say to the conversation.Socially Awkward Situation #10:Someone comes online; you say “hey”, they go offline.Socially Awkward Situation #11:The person in front is walking slightly slower than you are. You walk at an uncomfortablespeed to get past them.Socially Awkward Situation #12:Someone you vaguely know is walking in front of you. You maintain distance.Socially Awkward Situation #13:You say “hi” to someone. It comes out as a whisper.Socially Awkward Situation #14:You fart and sneeze at the same time

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